Shit competition

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It is said that one day there was a stool competition in America. ...

After the host introduced the rules one by one ... the top three have been divided.

When the third runner-up took out his work, the audience cheered. ...

Actually took out a spiral stool like a cartoon. ..

The host asked him how he did it. ..

He said .. This must take into account the issues of pi and speed. ...

When defecating, you must use * * * to rotate, and the strength and speed should be just right.

If it can't be broken halfway, a hook must be generated at the end of the tail flick. ...

As soon as the words were finished ... the audience applauded

Next is the second place. ...

When he took out his work, someone was already crying.

Cheer .. oh, my god ~ ~ ~

He really took out a string of sausages. ...

Of course, the host also asked how to do it. ..

He said that this must take into account a balanced diet.

In order to have such a face

Clamp it gently, don't pinch it off. ...

As soon as the words were finished, of course, the audience applauded again. ...

Moderator: Next, let's welcome the champion ~ ~ ~

When the champion took out the work ... the audience screamed constantly ... some people fainted ... the ambulance kept running back and forth. ...

Oh, my God ~ ~ He actually brought six million dollar man out.

The host also cried and asked, how did you ... how did you do it?

He said, "I pinched it with my hand ... otherwise, how could I do it?"

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