A (Liu Yuntian), B (Cao Yunjin);
B: Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year! Crosstalk actor Cao Yunjin wishes everyone a happy New Year. I wish everyone good health, all the best and a happy family in the new year.
A: Come here, come here. I said, won't you go home for the New Year? What are you doing here?
Forget it. I can't go back to my home.
Yo, what happened?
B: My mother insisted that I take my girlfriend home for the Spring Festival.
Is that a bad thing?
B: It's a good thing, but my girlfriend broke up with me.
A: It must be because you were unkind to others that others broke up with you.
What you said is really wrong. Breaking up really does me no harm!
Then who is to blame?
B: Of course it's up to her!
A: What's the matter?
B: You don't know that this girl is too noisy now and always unhappy. Women used to pay attention to three obedience and four virtues. Why didn't I catch up with this good opportunity?
A: Well, isn't that the bondage of women in the old society?
B: The one you mentioned is old, and now they have a new one.
A: Yo!
B: I think it's a constraint on us men.
Then tell me, what is the three obedience?
B: Never considerate, never gentle, never reasonable.
A: What about these four virtues?
B: Don't say, don't fight, don't scold and don't provoke.
Well, okay. That can't live!
B: The key question is how to coax her. She was unhappy when she saw the Chinese New Year. I have to coax her quickly! I said, "honey, stop it, stop it, okay?"
Who's busy? Who's busy with you? Can't you be a big man and say you're sorry? Can't you say you're sorry? '
Seeing that everyone says so, how can I make a quick gesture? What do you mean? Guess what he said?
What did he say?
B: You think an apology is enough!
A: Hi!
No, that's all she said!
A: There is no such thing.
Extended data:
Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk "I'm OK" cast:
Cao Yunjin 1:
Cao Yunjin, formerly known as Cao Jin, was born in Tianjin on1October 26th, and 1986 65438+ is a crosstalk performer.
He was inspired by Mr Tian Lihe. In 2002, he studied crosstalk with Degang Guo.
In 2006, he performed cross talk on stage, and then set foot in the film and television circle.
20 10 has been the first hero of the drama "breakup guru" and performed more than 100 times.
20 1 1, Cao Yunjin Yi started from the 10th anniversary cross talk show at the North Exhibition.
20 12 won the newcomer award of the 7th Quyi Peony Award.
20 12 won the most popular crosstalk actor award in the 6th CCTV crosstalk contest on September 24th.
20 12, 20 13 and 20 14 successively appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
201610/on October 20th, Cao Yunjin won the most watched comedian award in 2065 438+06 Netease Fashion Cross-border Festival.
On May 27th, 20 17, the movie "The Faster Emperor of auto" starring him started.
On February 8, 20 18, 18, the film "Battle of the Dragon" starring Liu Peiqi and Cao Yunjin won the excellent feature film award of the 17 China Watch Award.
2. Liu Yuntian:
Liu Yuntian, formerly known as Liu Yi, was born on August 28th, 1983. His native place is Tianjin, and he is a crosstalk performer in China. Graduated from China Theatre Academy, studied under Meng Fangui and Degang Guo successively.
In 2004, he joined Deyun Society to perform and formally partnered with Cao Yunjin. In the same year, he participated in the drama "A Troubled Day" in the Sino-French Cultural Year.
As of 20 12, we have cooperated with Cao Yunjin for 8 years.
2010165438+1since mid-October, Cao Yunjin * * and his partner left Deyun Society and began to perform in Victory Theatre.
At the beginning of 20 12, Beijing Tingyunxuan crosstalk team was established.
On September 5, 20 16, Sina Weibo @ Cao Yunjin wrote a headline article: "It's time to end." Reply.