Teacher: "How did ancient people make a fire?"
Najia: "They hit each other with stones to produce Mars."
Teacher: "What do they use to light the fire?"
Najia: "Old newspapers."
* Put the cart before the horse
The students in Dave's class are studying English history. One day, the teacher said to them, "Hey, children, I will be here on Friday."
The children are going to Conway by bus. There is a beautiful castle called Conway, and we are going to visit it. "Did the children hear that?
This is very happy.
"Now, does anyone have any questions?" The teacher asked.
"How old is that castle, sir?" Dave asked.
"About 700 years, Dave." The teacher replied.
The children came to school at 9 o'clock on Friday and got on the bus. They visited Conway Castle and then went home separately.
"Hello," Dave's mother asked him when he got home. "Dave, do you like that castle?"
"Not really," Dave replied. "Those fools built the castle too close to the railway."
* The edge of the box
"How many sides does a box have?" Mom asked Sasha.
"Two sides: inside and outside."
* Let the water run away
"Dad, why are you so sad?"
"Don't you see that there is a leak in the bow and the water is flowing straight into the cabin?"
"Don't worry, all we have to do is cut a hole in the stern and the water will flow away?"
* The composer's knowledge
Father: "How many words do you know?"
Son: "I know Arabic numerals 1 to 7."
Father: "You are so stupid! What should I do when I grow up? "
Son: "Never mind, I can be a composer when I grow up. Composers only write seven numbers, not even eight. "
* Remove both ends *
The partner said to Tom, "I heard that it is safest to sit in the middle of the train." In the event of an accident, the two ends of the train suffer the most damage.
It's huge. "
"Fool! Why don't they cut off both ends? "
* The little boy who walked into the orchard *
The gardener found a little boy sneaking into the orchard and climbing an apple tree, so he hurried over. "Small home?
Dude, you climbed my trunk. What? "
"Look, sir, an apple fell from the tree. I want to hang up again! " The little boy raised the apple in his hand.
The fruit said to the park ranger.
* When did you start lying?
Father: "You are such a loser. When I was your age, I never told such a big lie! " "
Son: "So, when did you start telling such a big lie?"
* Sai lied.
Mr. Smith saw a group of children around a puppy. He asked, "What are you doing?"
A child said, "We lied in the game. Whoever tells the biggest lie will get the puppy. "
Smith said, "Nonsense! When I was your age, I never lied. "
The child smiled and said, "Mr. Smith, you won." This puppy is yours. "
* Hospitality little Tom *
A regular customer suddenly came to the door, and the hostess served an apple pie without cheese and apologized to the guest again and again. hostess
My youngest son Tom saw it and ran out of the room. He quickly took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate.
The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth, then said, "Son, your eyesight must be better than your mother's." . you are
Where did you find this cheese? "
"On the mousetrap, sir!" Tom replied.
* Children's games *
When Bobby finally came home, his mother asked him, "Honey, where have you been for so long?"
"Mom, we are playing the postman game." The son replied, "I send letters to all families, real letters."
"Where did you get those letters?" Mother asked strangely.
"It's those old letters tied with tape in your closet."
* Forced entry
"Mom, I just knocked down the ladder in the garden."
"Tell this to my father."
"He knows that he is hanging on the wall with a skylight now."
Beware: children playing.
A pair of attractive young people eager to be famous invited their husband's leader and his wife to dinner at home.
Everything was going well until their 10-year-old son came home. After his son came back, he stared at the guests curiously.
People, and loudly ask father:
"Does she often make her husband tremble with fear?"
* The only person who can answer this question
When Peter came home from school, he proudly told his father, "Dad, do you know? I am at school today.
The only person who can answer this question. "
"I really want to hear, how did the teacher ask you?" Father said with satisfaction.
"He said,' Who broke the glass in the corridor?' "
* Be civilized *
Mom: "Tell me, what did your father mumble when he slipped down the ladder?"
Tom: "Would you please save his swearing?"
Mom: "Of course."
Tom: "That's all."
* Not broken *
Mother: "You are a black sheep! You broke all the toys your father bought for you! "
Son: "You are not right, Mom. The hammer he bought me is not broken. "
* Starting from "0" *
Father: "How did you get' 0' in the first exam?"
Son: "The teacher said to start with' 0'."
* Answer like a stream *
"Vasilik, don't put your finger in your mouth, it's ugly!"
"But, Mom, this finger is called forefinger!"
* It's not too late
Teacher: "Why are you late again?"
Tommy: "Didn't you say that? It's never too late to learn. "
* Teaching *
Teacher: "If you make a mistake, you should learn from it."
Student: "I know."
Teacher: "Then why do you continue to teach?"
Student: "I did it to learn more lessons."
* It's the commander.
The exam has begun. Tom raised his hand and the teacher came over.
"I don't have a pencil." Tom said.
"If a soldier forgets to bring a gun on the battlefield, what kind of soldier do you think he is!"
"I think he is a commander."