The Prose of Netizen Liu Ce

When friends get together, they are happy. During the dinner, the pot owner suddenly solemnly announced with a straight face: "The network rookie here has something to say." Everyone laughed when they heard this. They looked up at the four seats. Most of them are "six-year-olds", so where did they come from? After listening to his words, Mr. Liu Ce stood up solemnly, bowed and replied, "Next time." . Say and hey hey smile, very proud.

Mr. Liu Ce was originally a mathematics professional with profound attainments, but at the age of knowing his destiny, he unexpectedly exposed his literary talent. His collection of essays "True Love Becomes Popular" was reprinted in the first edition and became a best seller in Xinhua Bookstore. Since then, it has been out of control. Soon, Beautiful Mistake and I am Rich were published by Sichuan People's Publishing House. Therefore, Mr. Wang Kezhi, an old friend (former director of the Sichuan Provincial Department of Education), asserted in the preface: "Liu Ce wants to express the rest of his life with a pen."

It is not a bad thing to express yourself with a pen. It is natural for me to write my own thoughts with a pen. Otherwise, how can you call a scholar "eating with pen and ink"? However, the speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, and the hand holding the pen can't help but tremble. It's a shame to see the computer that the company configured for me idle. After his first anthology, he wrote this postscript: "Up to now, my computer writing level is still very low, which was printed by two teachers, Chen Yongfeng and Fang Jia. Here, I express my sincere thanks to them. " Mr. Chen and Mr. Jia are happy to help Mr. Chen, but the son who studies computer is determined and sneers: "Dad, I know how state-owned assets are wasted. You see, people with advanced computers don't understand computers, while computer professionals only use very general computers. " The son is right, and the husband can't refute it. So he took advantage of the Spring Festival holiday in year of the snake, stayed indoors, and willingly became a primary school student in IT school. Seven days later, he actually practiced two unique skills of input method and was able to use the keyboard to ghostwrite.

Having learned computer writing, Mr. Wang's creative enthusiasm has doubled. Occasionally, new works are published and the workers print them completely. Take them to three friends and four friends to correct them. Helpless, at that time, he was still in office Except for a bunch of close friends, few people can comment bluntly. Most of them respectfully accepted the manuscript, but they didn't finish "reading" it, and they repeatedly called it good after "learning". Mr. Wang is quite depressed.

After the publication of Mr. Wang's third collection of essays "I have money", long-term workers took their wives and children to visit relatives and friends. Although Nagato is very young, he likes dancing and writing. In his spare time, he doodles everywhere on the Internet. Seeing that Mr. Nagato likes to call him a "primary school friend", I don't know how young he is, so I knocked out my own "blog" and let him have a look. When Mr. Wang saw it, it was not only illustrated, but also commented by some netizens. He was very interested and insisted on "primary school friends" giving him some advice. Longgong was afraid that "primary school friends" would make a fool of themselves again and again, and quickly promised to make a personal website for Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang was overjoyed and immediately booked a seat in a nearby restaurant to entertain the Nagong family. Longbow was glad that the insect-catching trick had tricked him into a gluttonous meal.

The website is very good. I have selected countless music, posted several articles and uploaded several pictures, but it is actually passable. After reading it, Mr. Wang couldn't help but find a pen and paper, write down the operation points one by one, practice them side by side for several times, and then solemnly declare: "Get Teacher Zhang (Jenny) on the set first!" Then I scanned an old photo taken a few years ago and uploaded it with the article "I love my wife" which won him the reputation of "new good man" As soon as I pressed the upload button, I quickly asked Jenny to come and see it. Jenny was busy in the kitchen, listening to her husband's urgent call. She dropped the pots and pans to watch. I don't know, God's will didn't make it beautiful. I waited until there was a strong burning smell from the kitchen, but there was still only one message on the page: "Web page is opening". Jenny can't wait and goes back to the kitchen. Her enthusiasm was frustrated and her mood was greatly affected. Coincidentally, as soon as Jenny turned away, the page opened. On the screen, the picture of Mr. Wang and Jenny holding hands is particularly clear. Longbow told Mr. Wang: "scanning old photos takes up too much memory and the uploading speed is slow." Just make some modifications to reduce the separation rate. " Mr. Wang refused, saying that this photo was his favorite and could not be modified, and insisted on repairing it. Now, as long as you click on the teacher's website, the romantic freeze-frame picture of Teacher Shi and his wife will appear in front of you.

With a personal website, Mr. Wang seems to have enough confidence and practiced cheerfully for a few days, which is to promote it to a group of old friends. One day, in the "old house", Mr. Wang asked whether the "network rookie" should also be upgraded. Mr. Hao Xun then took a test: "Can you tell Ma Jia, UC and EMAIL?" Mr. Wang looked around blankly. I don't know why, but everyone laughed: "There are no qualified netizens, vest, UC, email and blog!" If you can't pass the exam, of course, you can't get rid of the hat of "network rookie", and your husband will inevitably be disappointed. Longbow consoled: "It's actually not difficult. You just need to prepare the vest and get all the equipment for you in 20 minutes. " Mr. Wang didn't know what a vest was, so he asked where it was sold. Longbow couldn't help laughing. He told Mr. Wang, "vest is the screen name or ID. Generally, you don't need a real name to surf the Internet. You can give yourself some screen names and use them in different occasions. " "Isn't that a lie?" Mr. Wang flatly refused. "If you want to take it, you can only take one. You can use it as a pen name and call it Fule Mountain. "

Mr. Wang lives at the foot of Fule Mountain and by the Furong River. "Fuleshan people" seem to be famous for their mountains, but in fact they are emotional refugees. From "Liu Jinling Ce" to "Fule Mountain Man", it is Mr. Wang's wandering track and a tortuous mental journey. When the dreams of teenagers on Xuanwu Lake gradually settled in Fule Mountain, Mr. Wang actually accumulated too many thoughts and feelings-about family, friendship and love, about ideals, responsibilities and life, about education, society and history. ...

"Fuleshan people" first appeared in the "Bird's Nest" community under the banyan tree on June 1 day, 2004. At that time, the Dragon Palace had just finished writing Another Half Childhood, posted it on the Bird's Nest and called Mr. Wang for advice. As soon as Mr. Wang entered the Bird's Nest, he was immediately attracted by the style and atmosphere of the "Bird's Nest" and insisted that Brother Longgong take him in. Longbow was frightened. I corrected, of course, it's no problem to blend in, but it seems inappropriate for elders to call their younger generation "Brother XX". Sir, to be honest, there are specializations in the technical field, and there are priorities in learning. You are the "brother" in the nest first.

Having said that, Longbow still feels counterintuitive, not to mention that people who get up early may not arrive early. Some people often get up at five o'clock and sleep until midnight, and then pack up before dawn. The result was bumpy all the way, and when the latecomers came, they still stumbled on the road. Just like a long bow, it has been under the tree for almost two years, and only 40 articles have been published in a small "tofu block" with hundreds of words, while Mr. Wang has published 40 articles in his nest for less than one year, which was recommended by editors and organizations, made a homepage, got green leaves and entered the anthology, and fully obtained hundreds of comments from netizens.

Longbow envied this achievement and called to congratulate him. Unexpectedly, Mr. Wang complained on the phone that it was a pity that there were too few people with critical opinions, and he was unhappy. Dragon Palace asked Mr. Wang to open the chicken hair letter and have a look. After reading it, Mr. Wang suddenly realized that there was a human touch in the nest-let the positive sentences stay in the comment column, and the criticism was quietly conveyed to the author through the chicken hair letter, which encouraged the author to see the shortcomings. Of course, there are also many "tough guys" in the Bird's Nest, such as David, who will not leave any feelings for the villagers in Nanjing. In the comments, they solemnly left a message: "Dude, this article is full of interest and there are not enough words. Brother's words don't look like what he said on holidays. There is no way. The requirement for my brother is to be higher. " Teacher Wang was deeply moved after reading it, and it is inevitable that he will sincerely praise Viagra. I wonder if David over there has a fever in his ear.

Besides David, Mr. Wang is obsessed with Amin, Guo Qingge, Heima, Wukong, Guan Yu and knife elder brother ... Besides Yue Lou, Dian Hong, Keyboard, Murong and Neil. I remember that when Mr. Wang was in office, he seriously criticized the phenomenon of fraternity in the industry many times on formal occasions, saying that it was disrespectful to teachers. Now, Mr. Wang himself is rightfully calling for his brothers in the nest. Longbow dares to refute. Mr. Wang argued that all teachers are generous in giving advice, and most birds in the bird's nest have the friendship of pointing out Fuleshan people, which is worthy of respect, but it seems too "dinosaur" to call "teacher" online, and it is necessary and appropriate to call "brother". Look, that makes sense!

Mr. Wang's writing style is vigorous and witty, but there are few affairs. Even if there are a few articles, most of them are covered with profound thinking and clear enlightenment. Therefore, Longbow knows that there is no more weighty word except "teacher" in Mr. Wang's life dictionary in this life, whether he is on the job or idle, whether he wears a vest to surf the Internet or takes off his vest to return to reality. The Dragon Palace felt it, wrote down "Teacher Liu Ce" and posted it in the Bird's Nest. Mr. Wang just smiled and wrote in his comments: "In some tribes in Africa, if someone gets sick for no reason, people will send the patient to the village where he was born and let him lie in the bed where he was born. At this time, the patient will be painless and brand-new. Me too. If I come to school, all the unpleasant feelings will disappear. The smell of that school, the bell of class, the elegance of teachers, the cry of students and the vitality of youth are my soul doctors. I am a teacher and I am very happy to come to school. " After reading it, the boss of Yuelou wrote such a sentence with deep affection: "If life is a heavy book, the teacher is the person who writes notes for you in key paragraphs;" If life is a difficult climb, the teacher is the one who throws you a rope in a dangerous place; If life is a tortuous journey, the teacher is the one who erected the road sign for you at the fork in the road; If life is a dangerous flight, a teacher is the one who inserts tough wings for you. Teacher, a word that can make us respect in an instant. No matter past, present or future, teachers are forever! -This is my testimony to the teacher and also to Liu Ce, because he is such a life teacher that we should look forward to! "After reading this article, many nesting birds sent a chicken feather letter to Longgong to verify whether" Teacher Liu Ce "is the nesting bird" Fule Mountain ". Because of personal privacy, Longbow didn't explain it, but Longbow said that real teachers don't have to guess. Just listen to him and read his words, and you will feel that at the next intersection, he will always tirelessly hold the lamp for you.

Mr. Wang and Mr. Long Gong live in the same city, and they are separated by a shallow Fujiang River. But on weekdays, Mr. Nagato is always "busy", "busy" and "busy", extremely worried, but rarely meets Mr. Nagato. Fortunately, there is an internet connection, and in the same nest, we can frequently perceive their attention. If you haven't seen Mr. Wang for a certain period of time or haven't heard from him in emails and chicken hair letters, Longbow will be anxious. Once, Longbow's wife asked, why didn't you contact her husband during this time? Longgong's son also said that he hasn't read the articles of Fuleshan people on the Internet for a long time. Longbow was startled and called quickly, but no one answered, and he couldn't get through by calling his mobile phone. Longbow is in a hurry, and when you meet an acquaintance, you should ask for it quickly. It was not until I saw Mr. Wang's article "Let me enjoy ministerial treatment with my mobile phone" in my nest that I realized that Mr. Wang had returned to his hometown of Nanjing Province and enjoyed "ministerial treatment" by the way. A stone fell to the ground in the longbow's heart, but the anxiety persisted for a long time. Really, no matter how good the network is, it is not as true as a gentle greeting when you meet face to face!

Now, Mr. Wang is very comfortable on the Internet. Longbow suggested that old friends get together again and take care of the upgrade of "network rookie" by the way. At this time, Mr. Wang didn't want to, so he sent an email and called again, repeatedly stressing a meaning: Why do I feel more and more like a rookie on the Internet?