Humorous copy of persuading wine

Humorous copy of drinking (1) 1. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it in place!

2. The colorful clouds that bid farewell to Bai Di are half a catty.

In the spring morning, I wake up easily, and birds are singing everywhere. Raise your glass and ask the girl, how much should I drink?

Everyone is close friends when they get together. I'll have a comfortable drink first.

5. Walking around the rivers and lakes is inseparable from wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

6. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

7. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

8. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

9. As long as we have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

10. If you don't drink, I won't drink either. Where do you keep the good wine in China?

1 1. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

12. The glass will not move. I will give it to you with both hands.

13. Show your skills in danger, brother. Give my brother a drink.

14. All rivers belong to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

15. See fellow villagers, cheers!

16. If the road is rough, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.

17. Raise your ass before drinking.

18. Every friend has a thousand glasses of wine, and he will not return until he is drunk. Come on, let's get started.

19. wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you become; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

20. A big river has wide waves. Let's start with this cup.

2 1. dozing off is better than getting drunk.

Humorous copy of drinking (2) 1. You're not drunk, and I'm not drunk, so who sleeps?

2. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

3. Take a step with two cups, hold the wall with three cups and four cups, and hold the wall with five cups and six cups. If I don't leave, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty!

Guests will get drunk when drinking, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

Wine and wine are good friends, and everything is just wine in a cup.

6. When young people leave home, old people will come back. I'll ask the girl to accompany me in this drink.

7. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

8. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

9. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

10. Brothers will not get tired when drinking, but will get drunk when drinking.

1 1. How can a man push a woman with a cup?

12. Life is just a few tons of wine. Whoever drinks first will go first.

13. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

14. As long as brothers have deep feelings, they will be happy when they pick up the cup.

15. There is no cloud in the sky and no drought underground. That cup just now doesn't count.

16. It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.

17. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two supports the wall, nine, two, two walls do not leave.

18. Drink it in one gulp, drink it in two, and drink it in three.

19. One day in the Yellow River, a wave will sip wine!

20. How can I say love? Full of wine, cup after cup, never let go until death!

2 1. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

lecture

1, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

2, men don't drink, as long as they have it in their hearts, and tea is also wine. The more you drink, the younger you get. The east wind blows and the drums thunder. Who is afraid of drinking today?

3. Do you feel deeply? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

4. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing all around. I raised my glass and asked the young lady: How much should I drink? It's up to the young lady to leave home. I'll ask the young lady to accompany me. -Have a drink with the ladies present. Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables.

The guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed. The host will raise his glass and say to the people present, "The women are bigger, and all the men go in."

6, a small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic and not competitive in the market economy, drink a glass of wine quickly.

7. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. Buy those who are engaged in business a drink, make new friends, and don't forget old friends. -A toast to old and new friends * * * and farewell to Bai Di Caiyun. -Be a good drinker. Have a drink in a crisis, and your sister (brother) will give your brother a drink.

8, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

9. Men live like dogs who don't drink, like eunuchs who don't smoke, women who live in the world don't wear makeup, and men who live in the world don't smoke.

10, drink one or two if you can. Such a friend is generous enough!

1 1. If you can drink a barrel, you can drink a can. The director of the winery will let you be one!

12, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

13, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

14, those who can drink two taels drink five taels, comrades should cultivate!

15, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

16, if you can drink half a catty, you can drink a catty, so the buddy is the most intimate!

17, the big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -have a drink by yourself, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

18, one, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

19, commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

20. Every bosom friend has several glasses of wine. If you don't drink too much, you don't know. Unless you raise your glass, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup spreads the sky without clouds and droughts. That one was not for every bosom friend. When will you drink again? If you don't drink now, will you be very sad in the future? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

2 1. If we lose, we won't drink. If we win, we will stay here. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

22. To make guests drink well, they must drink first!

23, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

24. If you can drink a catty, you can drink a bucket, and you can be promoted to vice president in the future!

25. Qianshan is always in love. How about a drink less?

26, go out and explain to your wife, drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand up if you can't reach it.

27, spicy wine teeth, beer as tea 6 6! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

28. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink? -Do you think it's hard for people who fight alcohol lawsuits to drink a cup of weeding and sweat, and even dry three cups of wine?

29, wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't drink.

30, the wine is strong, dissatisfied with his wife's control of alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worry, self-discipline not to drink.

Leadership persuasion speech

1, expecting 20xx, the company has stood on a higher platform. In the new year, the company will continue to follow the policy of "three-dimensional promotion of marketing, rapid technological innovation, scientific and rigorous enterprise management and gradual system reform", and continue to deepen on the basis of last year with only one purpose: to comprehensively enhance the company's core competitiveness. I believe that 20xx will be a year of good weather and abundant crops, xx company will be stronger, and the income level of employees will definitely go up a step!

I wish you good health! Good luck long companion!

3. I wish you: full of happiness and long life!

4. Happy New Year to all the staff and soldiers who have worked hard for a year! Thank you for your 20xx years of sweat and dedication. Many employees on the production line are taking care of the overall situation, giving up many holidays, fighting day and night in their jobs, and casting a monument that XX will not fail with hard sweat. I would like to take this opportunity to express my cordial condolences and heartfelt thanks to the employees on all fronts of the company.

I wish you good health and all the best!

6. Happy New Year to our family and friends! Our small achievements are all achieved with the help and care of family and friends. I wish them good health and all their wishes come true in the new year!

7. I wish you health and happiness!

8. Joy is accompanied by sweat, success is accompanied by hardship, and regret inspires struggle. We unconsciously entered 20 10. Tonight we get together in X years after the establishment of XX Company, and I am as excited as everyone else.

9. I wish you good health, smooth work, prosperous career and all the best!

10, good luck and prosperity!

1 1, I wish you (auntie): happiness and worry-free, youth forever!

12. On the occasion of the new year, first of all, on behalf of XX Company, I would like to extend my holiday greetings and sincere wishes to leaders at all levels and friends from all walks of life who have long cared for and supported the company's career development!

13, I wish you a long and happy life!

14, I wish you: smooth sailing, two dragons taking off, three sheep opening Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, the great harmony of June and June, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, unity in September and September, perfection, prosperity, good luck and good luck!

15, Spring Festival. First of all, I wish all the families present here happiness and all the best. Then, thank you for doing your job wholeheartedly in the past year and promoting the development of the unit. I hope you can continue to do well in the new year. Come on! Cheers!

16, I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

17, I wish you: Happiness is like flowing water in the East China Sea, and you will live longer than Nanshan!

18, I wish you a happy new year, happiness and well-being!

19, I wish you: the children are working hard and the family is happy!

20. I wish you happiness and health!

2 1, good luck and all your wishes come true!

22, I wish you: Hongfu Qitian, endless happiness!

23, I wish you: rich in financial resources! Good luck all year round!

I wish you happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain.

Thank the leaders for their support and help in the past year, and wish them good health and good luck in the coming year. I will do it first. Please feel free to lead.

26. I wish you a long life and a happy year!

Funny words to persuade wine

1. When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

2, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

3. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

4. Two drunks are walking on the track. One complaint: Why didn't the stairs finish? The other snorted and said that its armrest was still so low.

5. Qianshan is always in love. How about a drink less?

6, work is a meeting, coordination is getting drunk, managing-managing-collecting-fees, the leader is right!

7. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

8, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

9. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two are wine, seven, two, eight, two support the wall, and nine, two, two walls do not leave.

10, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink? -Let the drinker have a drink.

1 1. To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

12, wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

13, half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, I won't go for half a catty.

14, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

15, at noon on weeding day, sweat dripped down the soil and dried three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?

16, a thousand cups can't make friends, but a thousand words are lovers.

17, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

18, can't drink, no future, drink nine cups at a time, focus on training, only drink drinks, leaders don't want to lose, leading secretaries, once they drink, they will fall down, their jobs will be hard to protect, they can't drink long enough, talents are hard to find, they run halfway, their promotion is still early, they will lead all the time, and they will lead later.

19, follow your heart, I'll drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

20, men don't drink, can't make good friends.

2 1. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "The bottom is lifted, and it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

22, the east wind blows, the drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

23. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

24, wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't drink.

25, men do not drink, go to the world; As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine;

26. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

27. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

28, spicy wine teeth, beer as tea!

29. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

30. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

3 1, don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

32. A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

33. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

34. The competition in the market economy is fierce, so hurry up and have a glass of wine.

35. Drink revolutionary wine every day ...

36, drinking is not supreme, lust is not chaotic is a hero, ill-gotten wealth is not taken, forbearing to forgive others.

37, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven the drink two cups.

38. As soon as two drunkards met, they said: I am bitter! My wife ran away after spending all my money. Another person said: Forget it, my wife won't leave after spending all my money!

39. A big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

40, can drink beer liquor, such cadres can't leave; Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease; Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

4 1, modern man: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

42. Ms. Persuasion: Excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, and he thought I was ugly.

43. Sir: Being drunk doesn't mean drinking. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

44. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere. I raised my glass and asked the young lady: How much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

45, you are wine, I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

46. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

47. Men live like dogs who don't drink, like eunuchs who don't smoke, women who live in the world don't wear makeup, and men who live in the world don't smoke.

48. The five steps of drinking: it rains when pouring wine, sweet words when persuading wine, grandiose words when drinking, too much nonsense, and finally it rains heavily.

49. One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still shouting.

Fifty, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

5 1, I am willing to give my stomach for the revolution. I drink revolutionary wine every day, and my eyes are red and my stomach is broken. My hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. With a wave of his hand, the secretary heard that it is wrong to drink or not. We are drunk every day!

52. One cup and two cups of stride, three cups and four cups of buttress, five cups and six cups of buttress. If I don't go, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty!

53. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

54. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

55. Bai Di Caiyun, who resigned, is idle. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

56, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

57. Feelings are deep and shallow.

58. If you stand on your lap, drinking doesn't count.

59. This wine looks like water. Eating spicy food in your mouth is haunted in your stomach. You stumble, get up in the middle of the night to find water, and wake up in the morning to regret it!

60. Show your talents in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.