Ducks and crabs run to the finish line together, so it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said, why don't you have scissors, stones and cloth? Duck is furious: Shit, count me in. I always cloth when I come out, and he always scissors.
The dog said to the bear, marry me and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't get married. Marrying you will only give birth to a bear. I want to marry a cat and have a panda. How noble!
Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.