Circumcision I vaguely remember that when I was studying health education in middle school, the textbook said that' foreskin is too long and unhygienic' and' circumcision is a very simple operation', etc. But I didn't know that I was a person who needed circumcision at that time, which showed that health education in China was a complete failure. . After some self-exploration, I found that the foreskin was too long, which blocked the way of semen. ......
I thought,' If we don't have surgery, we will never have phimosis!' So I decided to cut it. However, the question came,' What are you going to cut there? "When shall we cut it off?" (The cost is not a problem for me. ) Just a while ago, I left a break for myself because I changed my job. Why don't I finish it at once and use this time to get rid of him!
Time's up. Where is it? There are many clinics advertising' fine circumcision', but I dare not go (purely personal opinion or prejudice, please don't protest to me! ), because I heard a friend say before that it is terrible for someone to be cut into' jagged', which is a very important organ! Finally, I decided to go to the urology department of a big hospital. After a while, I went to Haidian Hospital.
After the registration according to the procedure is completed,' What! "Do you want to have a urine test?" "Before the urology clinic, urine should be tested," replied the registered lady. I'm embarrassed to say that I'm here to see the foreskin, and I shouldn't have to have it tested! However, since the outpatient fee has been spent, it is healthier to do more tests. Let's test it! It's just that I didn't pee then. I stood in front of the urinal for a long time before I peed. The man behind me must be very dry.
Sure enough, when the doctor saw my urine test results, the first sentence was,' Sir, everything is normal, there is no urine protein, no diabetes, and no hematuria. "What's your problem?"
The door of the consulting room is not closed, and every doctor has a female assistant (not a nurse) when he goes out of the consulting room. They look good in hospital uniforms. Basically, there are not many ugly women, and they should have been chosen long ago. I remember some of them had beautiful legs. ) I'm a little embarrassed to say that I'm dealing with some chores. I want to see if my foreskin is too long. As soon as the assistant lady heard me, she skillfully closed the door and closed the curtains. The doctor said kindly, "Good! Let me see. Pants off, the doctor took a look. Don't! It should be said that he only looked at it, only looked at it, and really never exceeded 0.5 seconds, and immediately made a diagnosis. "For too long, too long. We need an operation at once. "The doctor said so, and I think I'm really too serious.
When the doctor started writing, I asked the doctor what impact it would have on my life if I had an operation. He only said he wouldn't take a bath for a week, because the stitches would fall off in water. In the meantime, he took a bath instead. By the way, I took a look at what he wrote and saw that he wrote a word on a list-'phimosis'.
After making an appointment with the doctor for surgery, I went out of the clinic, and the assistant told me some precautions, such as the cost of surgery, 300 yuan, and don't ride a motorcycle when you come; The doctor who operated the knife is the doctor who just treated me, and so on.
Finally, on the day of execution, I went to the hospital and waited outside the operating room. I saw people coming out of the surgery one by one, and some people's clothes were stained with blood, which made me feel Mao Mao.
Finally, it was my turn. The nurse handed me my surgical gown and slippers and asked me to change them. She also stressed that all the clothes inside, including underwear, should not be worn. The surgical gown and the Sanwen kimono are the same style, but the material is cotton and the color is light green.
Go to the locker room and change. The nurse led me into the operating room and lay on the operating bed. I have been healthy since I was a child. This is my first time lying on the operating bed, and I feel quite fresh. There is a big strong light on the ceiling, which can take clear photos of patients in bed.
The doctor is not in the operating room. He probably went to rest after the last operation! There are about three or four nurses around. These nurses all look quite young, but I don't know what they look like, because they are all wrapped up and wearing masks. The nurse put a shelf on my chest. There is a piece of cloth hanging on the shelf and it is 90 degrees perpendicular to the bed. I can't see my little brother at all, and I am a little nervous.
A nurse pulled open my surgical gown, leaving my little brother completely exposed. I'm a little embarrassed because all the nurses in this room are women except me, but they continue to do their jobs as if nothing had happened. I think these nurses are also "reading countless birds" and have such knowledge and experience at a young age. I don't know if it will affect their sex life! They may know at a glance whether their boyfriend's little brother is big or small, hee hee! ) I heard a nurse say to me,' Sir! If you don't avoid infection, all the hair in your vagina will be pulled out before the operation, and you may feel a little uncomfortable in the process. Please be patient! Wow! At that time, I only thought that this was not to be a dragon. I didn't expect to get into a lot of trouble later.
Miss's movements are very skilled. Before long, I must have picked them clean (because I can't see them). There was no discomfort in the process, but my naked little brother made me feel strange.
The doctor then appeared and said to me,' I'm going to give you an anesthetic now. It'll hurt a little. Don't be nervous,' I nodded. Just before anesthesia, I didn't know whether it was a doctor or a nurse or what it was made of (only that it seemed to be made of rubber). I put it next to my little brother and helped him stand up for surgery. I once saw someone ask on the website, is it necessary for circumcision to get an erection? In fact, this is not a problem at all, because once you have a needle and an anesthetic, do you still have an erection? The doctor seems to have gently rubbed my little brother with his hand to make it a little bigger, and then the needle went down. Wow! Really tied to the penis (not the glans penis)! It hurts! Coupled with nervousness (after all, it was the first time my little brother was pricked by a needle), my body could not help but move. The doctor smiled and let me relax (how is that possible? ), and finally it took some hands and feet to finally complete the injection of anesthetic.
Anesthesia should be the only process that will hurt during the whole operation, but will it really hurt? Actually, not necessarily, but at least for me, there is still fear in retrospect. I think even a person, no matter how strong the other parts of his body are, should be afraid of being pricked by a needle! Anesthetic attack soon, this is even you can feel, the scope of anesthetic is limited to my little brother, doctors and nurses seem to have started to do their homework, although I can't see it, but my little brother still has a little perception (it should be said that it is tactile! ) As for the pain, it doesn't hurt at all.
I only heard the sound of' squeak, squeak'. I thought the doctor was spraying something, but later I knew it was cutting, because after hearing a few squeaks, my little brother could feel what the nurse was sucking blood with (gauze or cotton, I don't know), and then he continued to hear' squeaks'. The whole process was short and painless. In about ten to fifteen minutes, I think. After getting dressed, the nurse put things away, covered me with clothes and told me that the operation was finished and I could get out of bed. The doctor wrote a medical record next to me and told me that the anesthetic would be ineffective in about three hours, so I went back to get the anti-inflammatory drugs and bandages he prescribed (with bandages? I haven't had a chance to watch it yet! You don't have to open it when you go back today. Come to see another doctor tomorrow morning, and then take off the bandage. I quickly thanked the doctor. After all, I handed over such an important organ to him, and he helped me complete the operation safely and smoothly. I also think the cost is reasonable (especially compared with the importance of organs). Of course, I should thank others more!
The nurse gave me another note. I only remember the following items, but I forgot all the others:
First, you can't have sex for one month after the operation (I remember this most clearly, and I think it's terrible. I have to wait another month before I can try. I don't want to wait so long! )。
Second, after the operation, the glans penis will feel pain for about four or five days. This is a normal phenomenon, don't worry (my pain lasts more than four or five days, I'll talk about it later).
Third, within one week after the operation, the wound can't get wet with water (the doctor said earlier), and you can't ride a motorcycle.
Four, a week after the operation to find the original surgeon re-examination (I hope you don't forget to thank the doctor again).
I went out of the operating room to change in the dressing room. At this time, I finally saw not only the long-awaited glans penis, but also my first' Qinglong' (of course, I didn't have long hair when I was a child). I can't see the suture wound because the penis is wrapped in a hemostatic bandage. Ha ha! In the end, I'm like everyone else. I am a man. '
At this time, I feel a little want to pee (there is a toilet in the locker room), but it seems that the anesthetic is still effective and I can't pee, so I have to give up. I changed my clothes in a hurry, took the medicine, and went home full of joy. I was happy that the operation went well, but I didn't know the pain was still waiting! Because the anesthetic didn't return, I went home by car (the hospital told me not to ride a motorcycle in advance), bought dinner by the way, and planned not to go out after I got back.
As time went on, what the doctor said was true. After a few hours, the anesthetic was gone, and I found a very sad thing: my fledgling glans said,' You can only look at it from a distance, not ridiculous'. To put it more popularly, it is the glans penis. Stop joking. Even a light touch will hurt. As for how painful it is, it is really difficult to describe it accurately in words. But I can't wear underwear anymore. Even if I'm just wearing a T-shirt, it hurts as long as the hem of the skirt touches the glans. That's it, I can't do anything. Fortunately, I live alone, and I can only (and can only) sit on the sofa and watch TV' hanging birds' at night.
For the first time in my life, I suffered such physical pain, because I used to have toothache, stomachache, headache or some trauma, such as falling off a car. Now I feel much more painful than those, and I can't help but regret it. But I told myself, if you want to be a man, don't be afraid of pain and face it bravely!
I'm glad I don't have to go to work for the time being. How can I go out like this? But I also want to go to the hospital for re-examination tomorrow, which will kill me.
Can I go out tomorrow? I'm worried.
I want to pee at this time, but I'm quite scared when I pee.
Wow! You can pee so far. The feeling and distance of peeing are different from before, so I sprayed some outside the toilet.
Because the urethra was blocked by the foreskin before, you should hold your little brother when urinating and adjust the' urine outlet' properly before urinating. But now that the foreskin is circumcised, you can pee normally as long as you take out your little brother. In addition, the residual urine after urinating has also been reduced a lot, which should be regarded as relatively hygienic.
Maybe put it this way! I've heard people say before that if you see someone standing in front of the urinal with her hands akimbo in the boys' bathroom, it's a circumcised person. I think it seems reasonable, but please imagine the difference!
It's time to go to bed. Here comes the problem again. Even the glans penis can't touch the quilt, otherwise it will be a pain. After changing my sleeping position, I decided to leave my little brother outside the quilt, preferring to let him blow outside, so I fell asleep.
The next day, it was time to go to the hospital. The first time I put on underwear after the anesthetic subsided, I may be getting used to the effect of pain and recovery. After putting on underwear, I don't think it's as scary as I thought yesterday, but it's just a' static' state. If I walk or do other actions, I will inevitably feel pain again. I also wear the loosest pants, hoping to reduce the chance of friction. I called a taxi (it's really not far by bus) and arrived at the hospital gate. I got off and walked to the hospital gate only the width of the sidewalk. I can't walk all at once because of the pain. After a few steps, my little brother will be injured by friction, so I have to stop walking and take small steps. In short, the way I walk should be strange. I'm afraid passers-by will think I have mangoes.
I finished registering and went into the clinic. The doctor told me to lie on the bed and take off my pants. I told the doctor that I was in such a bad pain that I almost couldn't come today. I didn't expect this doctor's attitude to be much worse than that of yesterday's doctor. He completely ignored my question and even said to me,' I see you are full of energy. Why are you so useless? The children didn't bother, and they came soon the next day.
I am strong! But this place is different from other institutions! I also replied to him.
So he helped me take off the bandage, not so much as to break it, which made me dizzy. I really feel dizzy. The pain spread from my spine to my back, which was the biggest pain I suffered in the whole process of circumcision. This kind of pain has never been experienced in my life. Fortunately, the time is short, and I will get through it as soon as I bite my teeth.
Today I'll teach you how to change the medicine. Come on! Take a cotton swab, apply a circle of ointment to the wound, wrap it with gauze and stick it with adhesive tape, ok? The doctor said and did.
The doctor continued to do his homework before I saw the wound. The whole process did not consider my pain at all, and the action was sharp. I changed the medicine in less than two minutes. Besides, the doctor is very abnormal, as if he put tape on my glans on purpose. I think it will hurt again the next time I change my dressing.
After the clinic, I applied ointment and went home.
After returning home, I changed the dressing and removed the gauze, only to know what' circumcision' (the formal medical name of circumcision) is. The doctor cut a circle about 1.5 cm under my glans groove (not counting erection), and then sewed the front edge of the foreskin on my penis. I saw a black line sink into the penis and form a circle.
The next week, my life was dull, because I wore pants (including underwear and trousers) when I went out to eat, and I was hanging birds all the time. Has my pain gradually eased? It should be said that there is, especially the glans penis. The pain caused by friction has gradually eased, but there are other troubles.
What kind of trouble? Let's talk about it from several aspects! First, where is the suture, because the thread is still there, and the thread (made of catgut thread) is relatively hard. After rubbing with pants, the thread will puncture the penis. This is a painful and itchy feeling, which is hard to describe. Always put your hands in your pockets when you go out for a walk, and adjust your little brother from time to time, which is expected to reduce the discomfort in this regard.
Second, the pubic hair began to grow, and the newly grown pubic hair was only a little long, which made my little brother very sad.
Thirdly, erection is the worst, because the penis will get bigger, but the suture will not get bigger, so the thread will get stuck in the penis, just like the golden hoop worn by the Monkey King in Journey to the West. The iron ring is tight and still stuck in the meat. Can it not hurt? Or you can think like this: What happens when you get an erection and hold your penis with a thread? In addition, if you can't' fire' for many days, the more ammunition you have, the easier it is to get an erection. Once you get an erection, you will be tied up and it hurts. It is impossible to masturbate when it hurts. It's really a vicious circle of torture! Someone asked if I could masturbate just after cutting. I don't think it is possible at least before the stitches are removed (after that, it depends on the speed of wound healing, which will be discussed later). I thought at that time, if someone can even do this kind of masturbation, I will worship him as a teacher. I change the dressing carefully every day, but when I change the dressing, I remove the gauze, which will hook the line and hurt.
After the longest week, I went to the original doctor for a follow-up visit according to the instructions of the hospital. Very good! Very good! The doctor seems to be praising his work,' You can take a bath from today. After bathing, the thread will loosen when it meets water, and it will naturally fall off as soon as it is loosened. "The doctor gave me good news." If it's all right, you don't have to come again. "I thanked the doctor and left the hospital.
Wow! Finally, I can take a shower. In addition to the inconvenience of taking a shower before, it also means that the stitches can be removed, and finally the' golden hoop' can be removed.
Although my little brother still hurts, I took a bath happily. I couldn't wait, so I ran to the hotel. Hey! It's a rest, it's really a rest! Because there is no bathtub where I live, I decided to go to the hotel, soak in the bathtub and do my own DIY stitches. It's really fun. Once soaked in water, the gut, which was originally as hard as iron wire, became as soft as sewing thread. Gently shake the thread end and really pull out a thread. There is still a small hole in the foreskin. But I don't know why, this method can't pull the wire out at once. In the next few days, I unplugged some wires while taking a shower. Drawing is basically painless.
I still continue to rub the medicine and wrap it in gauze; But about two weeks after the operation, I thought it should be almost better, so I stopped taking the medicine, but because my little brother still felt uncomfortable rubbing his underwear, I wrapped the gauze for about three weeks.
After all, the bitter days will gradually pass, because the stitches are removed one after another, so the discomfort caused by sewing has been alleviated, but the new pubic hair will still be tied. As for erection, is it because the thread is removed that it doesn't hurt? The answer is-"Wrong!" Maybe it can be said that when doctors cut, the depth can't just be circumcised. In other words, in addition to cutting off the foreskin, the penis will be cut off more or less. As for how deep it will be, it depends on different situations. Although the thread has fallen off now, the wound is still there, and as long as it is erect, the wound will crack and still hurt (but it won't hurt as much as when there were stitches before), and there is still no way to shoot it.
But after all, scars will heal over time, and pain will slowly leave over time. About the third week after the operation, I endured the pain and finally hit the pistol after circumcision for the first time. This feeling, like let me see the dawn again.
I think I recovered quickly in the third week, because my erection was less painful and my pistol was played more and more frequently. I finally understand that I am going to recover.
After circumcision, I feel that the pistol is more' quality' because it feels better than before, although the frequency is less than before. Next, I think it should be enough, and everyone should have guessed it (the following content was "topped" because of the influence, so it was deleted! )! ! I went four weeks after the operation, in other words, it was shorter than the one-month' abstinence period' stipulated by the hospital. I think the medical profession generally says that abstinence for a month should be conservative, and people who recover quickly should not take that long. As for when you can start having sex, in fact, you know best, as long as the erection is painless and you can masturbate, you should be fine.
Finally, I want to tell you that in retrospect, no matter how painful the process is, if I have to choose again, I am willing. Because it is not only refreshing, but also hygienic.
1. Cost statistics: the operation fee is 300 yuan, each registration fee is 15 yuan, and the postoperative medicine fee is twice, and each time does not exceed 100 yuan, so the total cost is about 600 yuan.
Second, it is best to have surgery in winter, because you can't take a bath (at least you can't take a bath happily) one week after the operation, and it's uncomfortable not to take a bath in summer, so it's better to do it in winter!
Third, I think there are many' fine circumcision' clinics advertised as' completely painless',' working normally' and so on. I doubt it, because I think it will hurt just after cutting (not only the wound will hurt if it doesn't heal, but also if it rubs the glans). Unless you have extraordinary endurance or can work without pants, I think it will still affect your work. Therefore, it is best to set aside a period of time (at least one week) to concentrate on rest and care, and friends who are studying take advantage of the winter vacation; Friends who have just retired can take advantage of the waiting period after retirement and before employment; Friends who have already gone to work can change their working hours.
Fourth, age? Yes, it's not a problem. I am also in my thirties, and some of my' patients' who underwent surgery on the same day are older than me. I specifically asked the doctor if he was old and slow to recover. The doctor said that my recovery is actually not slow, and the speed of recovery is related to my physique, not my age.
If you are a parent, please pay attention to whether it is necessary for your child to get this knife. If necessary, since' extending the head is also a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife', don't delay!
Six, after circumcision, the feeling of making love (including masturbation)? Yes, it's different. It's really cool! It can last longer. Even for this reason, I think it is worthwhile. Don't be afraid of pain, man. Go chop your friend.