Jia Xuming: Coming, coming, coming. I brought some presents for everyone. Does anyone want it? Come, this is longan in Guangxi. I wish you a perfect round. Walnut in Xinjiang, I wish you peace and happiness. All right.
Zhang Kang: Come on, come on. What are you doing? You're so excited.
Jia Xuming: Did you pay a New Year call?
Zhang Kang: I threw it all away. Where is mine?
Jia Xuming: In our relationship, can we forget yours?
Zhang Kang: Don't forget.
Jia Xuming: I'm going to Shaanxi to bring you some old vinegar.
Zhang Kang: That's it, buddy. People don't know me. I like to drink vinegar. Really, some people like drinking, others like drinking tea, so I like drinking vinegar. Don't think I'm joking. He didn't bring vinegar. If he does, I'll dry it on the spot.
Jia Xuming: Great. (takes out a bucket of vinegar) You can drink it by unscrewing it! Don't let him not drink until the applause is warm! If someone applauded, he did it.
Zhang Kang: What am I doing? Dude, you told me to do it.
Jia Xuming: Who shouted? You did it.
Zhang Kang: This is too big. It makes me feel sour. I'll go back and drink slowly.
Jia Xuming: OK, OK, but I suggest you visit Shaanxi when you have the chance.
Zhang Kang: Shaanxi is good.
Jia Xuming: Shaanxi is great.
Zhang Kang: That's true.
Jia Xuming: People say that Shaanxi is a place with beautiful scenery, abundant water and grass, and a land of grains.
Zhang Kang: This is an old saying.
Jia Xuming: There is vinegar in Shaanxi. Without vinegar, there would be no banquet.
Zhang Kang: That's right.
Jia Xuming: I still like noodles.
Zhang Kang: Shaanxi pasta is very famous.
Jia Xuming: There are 100 kinds of noodles in Shanxi.
Zhang Kang: Look at it.
Jia Xuming: What kind of noodles are the most famous?
Zhang Kang: What kind of noodles?
Jia Xuming: Puffy face.
Zhang Kang: Oh, my God, there are more than 65,438+000 kinds of noodles in Jia Xuming and Shaanxi. You didn't pick one. You picked a tiger face. Even if you say a Daoxiao Noodles, the tiger face is not in Shanxi.
Jia Xuming: Where is it?
Zhang Kang: Shaanxi.
Jia Xuming: Where is it?
Zhang Kang: Shaanxi.
Jia Xuming: Shaanxi?
Zhang Kang: Yes.
Jia Xuming: I have been to Shaanxi!
Zhang Kang: You have been there. You wouldn't be like this.
Jia Xuming: I have been to Shaanxi. It's good. This is 800 miles clear and magnificent. This is Xi 'an with a history of 5000 years. Very quaint.
Zhang Kang: That's true.
Jia Xuming: Shaanxi is good. When you arrive in Xi 'an, you must visit the most famous tourist attractions.
Zhang Kang: What's the name of this scenic spot?
Jia Xuming: It's called Qin Shihuang Terracotta Warriors and Horses Toilet.
Zhang Kang: Oh, the toilet of the Terracotta Warriors.
Jia Xuming: Terracotta Warriors? Yes, yes, the Terracotta Warriors. Come here. Xi 'an, Xi 'an is good. Next to the Terracotta Warriors, where is he?
Zhang Kang: Where are the Terracotta Warriors?
Jia Xuming: Terracotta Warriors and Horses in Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum.
Zhang Kang: Yes.
Jia Xuming: Where is next to the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor?
Zhang Kang: What's next to it?
Jia Xuming: Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum.
Zhang Kang: Nanjing, Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum in Nanjing.
Jia Xuming: Where is it?
Zhang Kang: Nanjing.
Jia Xuming: I have been to Nanjing!
Zhang Kang: He has been to Nanjing again.
Jia Xuming: Nanjing is good. Qinhuai River has a beautiful singing voice, and the ancient capital of Jinling has a long charm.
Zhang Kang: This is an old saying.
Jia Xuming: I also met Comrade Jiang when I went to Nanjing.
Zhang Kang: Jiangqiao, wait a minute. Who is Jiangqiao?
Jia Xuming: Didn't you go to Nanjing by train?
Zhang Kang: Yes.
Jia Xuming: Didn't you look up when crossing the Yangtze River? Look at that. It says!
Zhang Kang: What does it say?
Jia Xuming: Jiangqiao, Mayor of Nanjing.
Zhang Kang: That's the Yangtze River Bridge in Nanjing, and it's also the mayor of Nanjing, Jiang Bridge. Don't you know that their vice mayor's name is Jiang Erqiao?
Jia Xuming: His brother.
Zhang Kang: What his brother? That's the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge, and there is no city word.
Jia Xuming: No city vocabulary?
Zhang Kang: No marketing words.
Jia Xuming: He didn't lie to me?
Zhang Kang: I didn't lie to you. Who lied to you?
Jia Xuming: Anyway, Nanjing is very good.
Zhang Kang: It's really good.
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"I was" crew:
Jia Xuming 1
Jia Xuming, male, 1977, born in Baoding, Hebei Province, Chinese mainland crosstalk performer, founder of Beijing Lohas Club.
Before the Lunar New Year in 20 14, he and Zhang Kang took the original Joke Network (an upgraded version of News Night) to CCTV Spring Festival Evening, although they finally stopped at the third trial because of the scale problem.
However, its original ability to quickly respond to news and current events in the form of cross talk and novel performances left a deep impression on the judges, and was highly affirmed by Xiaogang Feng, the general director of this Spring Festival Evening, and Zhao Benshan, the director of language programs.
On April 30th, 20 14, the crosstalk group LOHOHUI successfully held a special performance of Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang's "Speech Crosstalk" in Beijing East Palace Theatre, and held the first media meeting for LOHOHUI.
2065438+June 1, in 2004, the "June 1" of the cross talk group Lohas Club "Do you still remember" was held in Beijing? Together with all the members of the Lohas Club, the two squad leaders presented a large-scale cultural performance with nostalgic atmosphere to the audience in Beijing. The novel and unique program arrangement made the performance climax again and again, with constant applause and rave reviews, and the unique "cross talk of speeches" caused a whirlwind of laughter.
20 14, 14 On August 5th, the famous young crosstalk performer and his crosstalk team Lohas Hui's "Return" crosstalk show and the opening ceremony of the new theater (Anzhen Theater) were held in Beijing.
On August 5th, 20 14, 14, Lohas Anhui Anzhen Theater opened and held its opening premiere. Li Weijian, a famous crosstalk performer, was present to congratulate him and personally performed two classic crosstalk works.
20 15 boarded the CCTV Lantern Festival, and the work "What is missing? "Don't be wicked" became the only crosstalk performance in the whole party. ?
Participated in the Spring Festival Evening of Beijing Satellite TV in 20 15, and the work "Backpackers" was well received.
20 15. Attend the Lantern Festival of Beijing Satellite TV, and the work "Four Classical Novels" made the audience laugh.
February 1 1 1, 2065438, CCTV Lantern Festival, Zhang Kang performed the cross talk "I have been there".
20 18 February 15, 20 18 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and Feng Gong, Hou performed cross talk "I Love Poetry". ?
2. Zhang Kang
Zhang Kang, male, is a famous young crosstalk performer. Founder of the cross talk troupe Lohas Club.
In 2006, I came to Beijing with the courage and enthusiasm to love and speak cross talk.
From 2006 to 2008, he just listened, watched and learned. Through unremitting efforts, he finally got the opportunity to perform on stage for the first time.
In 2009, he began to partner with Jia Xuming, and quickly formed a unique performance feature of "holding a strong hand to tease people". Among Zhang Jia's many original works, Ren Woxing, Tango, TV Show, Four Classic Novels and Everywhere have all been broadcast on CCTV's "Laughing Star Alliance" and "I Love My Room", ranking first in the ratings of the same period and vertical broadcast time. ?
20 1 1 At the end of the year, I participated in the film "80 Tunes", starring male No.2. ..
On February 8, 20 12, 12, Zhang Kang and Jia Xuming founded the cross talk brand Lohas Flower, and held its opening premiere at the East Palace Theater. The scene was super hot and packed.
At the end of 20 12, it was awarded the Oriental New Smile Star Award by the Oriental New Entertainment "Laughing Forest Festival".
On May 65, 1965, at 438+0, in 2003, he led Lohas Club into Beijing Paradise Theatre with a long history of 228 years, making Lohas Club the third crosstalk group to enter Qianmen cultural circle after Liu Laogen's grand stage and Deyun Society, and the only youth crosstalk group to perform here.
At the end of 20 13, he won the Best Laughter Award of Oriental New Entertainment Laughing Forest Festival with Jia Xuming.
On April 30th, 20 14, the crosstalk group LOHOHUI successfully held a special performance of Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang's "Speech Crosstalk" in Beijing East Palace Theatre, and held the first media meeting for LOHOHUI.
2065438+June 1, in 2004, the "June 1" of the cross talk group Lohas Club "Do you still remember" was held in Beijing?
20 14, 14 On August 5th, the famous young crosstalk performer and his crosstalk team Lohas Hui's "Return" crosstalk show and the opening ceremony of the new theater (Anzhen Theater) were held in Beijing.
On August 5th, 20 14, 14, Lohas Anhui Anzhen Theater opened and held its opening premiere. Li Weijian, a famous crosstalk performer, was present to congratulate him and personally performed two classic crosstalk works.
20 15 boarded the CCTV Lantern Festival, and the work "What is missing? "Don't be wicked" became the only crosstalk performance in the whole party.
Participated in the Spring Festival Evening of Beijing Satellite TV in 20 15, and the work "Backpackers" was well received. ?
20 15. Attend the Lantern Festival of Beijing Satellite TV, and the work "Four Classical Novels" made the audience laugh.
20 15. Invite talented director, famous screenwriter and director Xu and Xu Studio to join us.
20 17. Jia Xuming Zhang Kang premiered the Shanghai cross talk Laughter and Beating on the Beach.