I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When I got to the platform, the bus had already left. So I chased and shouted, "wait for me, master, wait for me!" " ..... "At this moment, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me," Bajie, stop chasing. "
Outside the delivery room of the hospital, a group of men are waiting to become new fathers. A nurse hurried out of the delivery room and said to one of them, "Congratulations, your wife gave birth!" " "Another man threw cigarette butts on the ground, jumped up and shouted," how dare you! I got there before him. Why isn't it my turn yet? "
4. A man goes to the hospital for a health check-up. The nurse took a needle to draw his blood. A armor looked at the shiny needle and couldn't help asking, "Will it hurt?" I am afraid of pain! " The nurse said, "Don't worry, I've been a nurse for more than 20 years …" One of them said, "Great, I'm relieved!" Then the nurse gave a needle, only to hear a scream like killing a pig, and then the nurse slowly connected: "It doesn't hurt."
In the bar, George is drinking beer alone. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would steal his beer after he left, so he wrote a note on the table: "I spit in the cup." When he came back, he found another sentence added to the paper: "I threw up, too."
6. There is an ugly girl who has never been married and wants to be trafficked. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her back to her original place. The woman insisted on not getting off the bus, and the kidnapper gnashed his teeth and said, go! No car!
7. In Spring Festival travel rush, the train was so crowded that a gentleman stuck his ass out of the window when he stopped. The inspector under the car found it and shouted: Fat man with cigar, take your head back!
8. I saw a penny by the roadside and was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. I * * *, who threw up so round?
9. In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and there stood a farmer in Tanaka, his clothes were torn and his face was dark. He said with tears in his eyes, stealing a cabbage is worth shelling?
10. Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly, "Count off!" " "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!
1 1. The weather is hot and cold, so it is difficult to calm down this season. I always miss you in the distance. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!
12. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it!
13. A village woman went to town for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. She didn't meet for a long time, so she asked the policeman, Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the mother toilet?
14. An old friend lost his car. When he put the new car downstairs, he locked three locks and put a piece of paper: let you steal it! The next day, the car was not lost, and two locks and a piece of paper were added, which read: Let you ride!