Even during the day, you can see some zombies in iron hats on the observation deck of the castle. They are taking a leisurely walk on the lawn far from the city wall. When the moon rose into the air, they began to work collectively. The iron hat supervisor waved a whip and urged the coolies in the semi-rigid kingdom to dig ditches and holes, cut down trees and build tall watchtowers and watchtowers. Zombies are restless and noisy at night.
Semi-rigid people climbed the high ladder in endless scolding and painful whipping, and transported stone chariots, sweet potato cannons, chestnut muskets and countless strawberry shells to the turret.
Soon, camping tents made of wild boar skins were everywhere.
There are more and more huge zombie teams living in tents.
Iron drum zombie legion has been called by Dr. Wang Jiang and is coming from all directions.
As soon as I arrived at the station, I found the problem of insufficient food, so I cursed. There are complaints everywhere. Edible zombie garlic is only available in the wee hours. I'm hungry at other times.
Zombies' anger was nowhere to attack, and they all fell on their semi-rigid heads.
They concluded that the semi-rigid man had stolen garlic.
Thieves are hateful! It seems that hateful people should be severely punished!
Semi-rigid people were arrested in their sleep, tied to a stake and hanged.
Of course, the semi-rigid people on the construction site are abused more seriously.
Semi-rigid people are divided into groups of 30 to 50 people to participate in collective labor according to family lineage and blood relationship. After work, they stand by. Supervisors wearing iron drum caps strictly prohibit semi-rigid personnel from moving freely, and are not allowed to contact each other and gossip. At night, the semi-stiff man lies in a mud nest far away from the turret. During the day, under the supervision of the supervisor, he climbed the unearthed nest and stumbled to the construction site.
No one complained. And no one thinks there's anything wrong.
In that dark zombie world, there are also levels and rules. Semi-rigid people are inferior to zombies and belong to lower organisms. When a semi-rigid person meets a zombie, he must look down at his eyes and behave meekly and politely. Dr. Wang Jiang's code clearly stipulates that an iron bucket zombie can command up to 800 semi-rigid people to participate in combat. Once the ownership is agreed, he is the master and leader of 800 semi-rigid people during the war.
Semi-frozen soldiers have no salary. Only when the battle is over can you get your own trophies from the zombie leader. Besides, they have no income.
This world is unfair. Semi-rigid people know this.
Some people are noble, while others are humble. On the battlefield, some people are born to give orders, while others are born to be cannon fodder. Some people are brave, while others are cowardly. Semi-rigid people on the battlefield must be brave and fearless, and semi-rigid people in life must be honest and obey the rules. Semi-rigid people tend sheep, semi-rigid people farm land, and semi-rigid people are satisfied with all the status quo. Semi-rigid people usually take turns on duty, live around zombie cemeteries, and guard property and families for zombies. Semi-rigid people are in cold and humid caves in life during wartime, just like slaves, criminals and barbarians exiled in the wild. However, semi-rigid people also have their pride, which comes from the philosophy of survival handed down from generation to generation.
They think: accept the reality, this is the fate of semi-rigid people.
Therefore, only under the dust that no one can see, can you hear the voice of a semi-rigid person.
Zombies know that. Zombies think that semi-stiff people are not absolute bad people with nothing.
It is this skewed and narrow sense of identity that firmly binds zombies and semi-rigid people together. In this cruel world, you can't find the second kind of person who can appreciate semi-rigid people like this. Humans can't do it. Knights in the ant kingdom can't do it. Prisoners of volcanic islands and half-human orcs of the silver ocean are even worse.
Zombies are buried underground, waiting for the resurrection of death, and all of them are taken care of by semi-rigid people. Before they died, they flogged the semi-rigid people so confidently; After death, they confidently handed themselves over to the semi-rigid people. However, to many semi-rigid people, existence is reasonable. Guarding the tomb of the zombie family and following the zombies around is a special favor, not an imposed obligation. Everything seems to make sense. Who knows what kind of historical stickiness makes the two sides so attached?
Dr. Wang Jiang sent balloon zombies to form an airlift team to deliver food for the new zombie team and semi-rigid members. The arrival of zombie garlic eased the hostility of zombie groups in iron drums to semi-rigid people.
The weather is getting drier and drier.
The hay on the ground began to increase, and it was ready to throw incendiary bombs.
After transporting garlic, the balloon zombie began to carry out the bombing mission. They flew over the castle and threw incendiary bombs made of watermelons into farmland and courtyards of families. This incendiary bomb is filled with watermelon juice with spontaneous combustion flame and covered with a layer of iron. The melon skin is painted with vivid melon skin patterns provided by Zombie Research Institute. The timing device for delaying the explosion is hidden at the tip of the watermelon incendiary bomb through the camouflage of the pattern. As long as it is touched, it will cause the timer to give an alarm for three seconds and explode immediately.
Because the ant kingdom has no air force, balloon zombies act wantonly over the castle. The success rate of incendiary bomb delivery is over 80%, but occasionally a little accident will happen. Because the bombing mission is too easy, some nearsighted zombie pilots will throw watermelon incendiary bombs at random and in the wrong place. The result will be cut off by soft branches, submerged by ponds, swallowed by sewers and entangled by barbed wire.
Watermelon stands on the branches of jujube trees, osmanthus trees or grape racks, which makes people feel very surprised.
"Watermelon is produced on vines?"
When you think like this, you may be tempted to rub it. If you touch the stem of this watermelon, it will be out of luck. When the watermelon incendiary bomb explodes, it will splash the red juice far away, and the burning area can reach three meters in Fiona Fang. Don't mention houses, crops and clothes. Even the tin roof will burn red until the surrounding area is in ruins.
Pea Castle is on fire every day.
From a distance, the trees sparkled in the moonlight. Owls nesting in those poplars have nowhere to go. They keep circling and screaming. When the flame approached, the young birds in the nest that could not be rescued chirped. After the branches burned out, the birds fell into the bushes with the ashes of the nest, making the parents who flew over want to cry.
Before the fire, all beings are equal. There is no difference between an eagle and a titmouse. Swallows and warship birds flying around the water are full of horror at this tragic scene of family destruction and death. Insects in the grass are dying. The songs on the branches are dull and deep. Cicada died in the fire. The shallow caves of the cricket family are not immune. The giant turtle with black face and shell felt an unprecedented threat. They formed a long line and began to migrate quietly. The gentle giant turtle and the aquarium members could not stand the torture of fire and vowed to escape from the hellish situation.
Balloon zombies avoid pea machine guns and purple potato anti-aircraft guns in the castle and gather on rocks out of range, waiting for a large number of fugitives who are about to cross the valley. Soon after, a massacre began.
The big aquarium led by the giant turtle was intercepted. Crabs, frogs and lobsters become a barbecue feast for zombies. "Zombies are going to eat your brain!" Some zombies don't even bother to shout this slogan, because the aquarium phalanx in front of them has no resistance to watermelon incendiary bombs. The small splash from their mouths and the pliers and claws waving in the void will only increase the absurdity of the massacre. This is not a battle, just a silent massacre. Giant tortoises and lobsters who bravely charged, angry and roaring water snakes, all felt powerless in the face of flamethrowers and crazy spread of watermelon incendiary bombs.
Just then, a miracle appeared.
Two long-tailed dinosaurs and eagles appeared behind the balloon zombie, covering the left and right wings of the zombie. Long-tailed dinosaurs shook their powerful wings, opened their huge mouths like cloth bags, flew across the sky like whales patrolling the sea, and constantly absorbed and swallowed the zombies they met. A small group of eagles, under the command of three balloon pilots with pickaxes, dived from the front to the top of the zombie and attacked from the top. Five minutes later, the balloon zombies who had just slaughtered the aquarium were wiped out. Zombies in this area have fallen to the ground and died, turning into a pool of black sticky blood. Black blood slowly seeps into the roots of reeds, making Shuiyue in reeds smell of soy sauce.
The moon in the water lit up the tired members of the aquarium.
"Join us! Defeat zombies and save your own destiny! "
The leader of the giant turtle quietly stared at the half-frozen person in front of him and slowly shook his head.
"Aren't you a zombie?"
"No, I'm not. Join us! "
"You have an identical balloon flying machine on your back."
"Join us! Let's work together to defeat zombies! "
"We will always remember what those balloon zombies look like."
"You ..."
"We want to go to the promised land. It is said that there is a real sea in the distance. "
"That may be just a fantasy. You'd better be ... "
"No, we need fantasy. We don't want to participate in any disputes. "
"Well, good luck."
After slaughter and rescue, as well as retention and rejection, aquarium leaders resolutely decided to continue to pursue their missing paradise. The dark companions of the half-dead, the long-tailed dinosaur and the eagle, watched Aquarius rearrange their formations, took their steps and left this devastated valley to find their dream home.
Half crane said, "I envy them."
Black light said, "They are free. Freedom of life and freedom of movement. "
Yemen touched the big mouth of the long-tailed dinosaur and said, "Dr. Wang Jiang should be angry."
The aquarium camp gradually disappeared on the other side of the reed.
Black light said, "The air will be quiet for a while. Before the decisive battle, I don't know when Dr. Wang Jiang will send his iron bucket zombie regiment to attack. Gegwu said yesterday that a big wave of zombies came out of the ground! We need to speed up the process and get the pea rider out of the ice. In addition, it is necessary to cultivate more man-eating flowers and get as many angel mushrooms as possible to survive this crisis. "
"Do you think the wizard's words are credible?"
"We should trust correct judgment."
"You have changed. You used to dislike wizards the least. "
"Maybe it's not that we have changed, but that the world has changed."
"Half a stiff person, half a stiff person."
On the way back, they saw a hazy shadow from a height. The shadow comes from the dark clouds under the moon. They are flying in the air and their shadows are tracking on the ground. There is a zombie reading a newspaper in the shadow, staring at three semi-rigid people and two long-tailed dinosaurs. The black light threw a mushroom named angel of death into the shadow. The zombie hiding in the shadow opened his hand, grabbed the angel of death and held it under his nose curiously. The dead mushrooms immediately spewed purple smoke. The poisonous gas of mushroom purple invaded the nostril of the newspaper-reading zombie, causing him to fall trembling on the grass. The shadow also disappeared. After reading the newspaper, the zombie fell down and a piece of parchment the size of a pancake floated out of his back pocket.
Black light slows down, falls to the ground and picks up the paper.
He got the parchment and got ready to get up. Who knows that the newspaper zombie who was already dead suddenly opened his mouth and bit the black wrist like a dying snake. The teeth gnawed a deep wound on the wrist, and the ptomaine spread rapidly along the arm, making the black half numb and swollen. Black light pulls out a pickaxe with one hand and cuts at the zombie's head. The head of a newspaper-reading zombie was smashed to pieces, then melted into a pool of ink-like substances and infiltrated into the ground.
Pinellia ternata and Yemen landed, and they panicked when they saw the scene before them.
Black light is invaded by ptomaine and is experiencing the most dangerous moment of corpse change. His face turned black and pale. Only zombies are always flashing red fluorescence in their eyes. The long-tailed dinosaur stood vigilantly, ready to attack the black light after the corpse changed. Pinellia ternata and Yemen know that as long as the black light is turned into an irreversible zombie by ptomaine, the long-tailed dinosaur will immediately suck him into his stomach and turn him into something to eat.
That black light is really terrible.
Pinellia ternata and Yemen stood at a distance, afraid to approach their companions in the dark.
Yemen winked at Pinellia ternata. They pulled out pickaxes and slowly approached the dinosaurs. Once the long-tailed dinosaurs were found to be moving, they immediately attacked and killed two witches' pets to rescue their companions. In fact, they also know that in this way, it will inevitably lead to the break of the Covenant between the ant kingdom, wizards and semi-stiff people. But sometimes, "one of our own" is more worrying than breaking the contract. As for the black light after the corpse change, it is still not one of our own. As semi-rigid people, they don't want to know, and they don't intend to know.
After the black light killed the zombie, he staggered on the ground, pulled out the dagger inserted outside his boots, cut the skin of the wound, and took out a leech and put it on the wrist where the ptomaine was concentrated. The leech was covered in poisonous blood and fell to the ground with a bang. Black light always changed three leeches to suck blood. Seeing that the leech's stomach is slightly red and no longer presents that terrible black congestion, all talents take a deep breath and relax.
Leeches can cure ptomaine. This is the experience that semi-rigid people have summed up for thousands of years.
Today, this mysterious witch doctor's way has been proved to be effective again.
Long-tailed dinosaurs wagged their tails to show that you should care about your companions.
Pinellia and Yemen stood three meters away and asked, "Are you all right?"
Black light said, "Yes."
After a while, Heiguang stood up slowly, coughed and spit out a mouthful of black phlegm. He smiled sadly and said to his companions, "Don't get too close to me. I also smell soy sauce. " The black light that has just been restored, his face looks particularly pale than in the past. Seeing that Pinellia wanted to come and help himself, he reached out to stop them from approaching and said, "The soy sauce is getting stronger and stronger. If you get too close, you may go crazy. If you can't say it well, tear my big brother into a zombie. "
Yemen whispered, "Do you want us to sprinkle some perfume on you to cover up the taste of miso?"
Pinellia ternata and Yemen dug out a bottle of pea perfume from their pockets and sprayed it under their dark armpits.
"It's not easy to smell it if you wear it thicker."
Black light nodded, at their mercy, and put a fox skin vest on the outside of the clothes.
After arriving at the castle, Heiguang handed the parchment to Jin Dou and Yin Dou.
"We met a zombie reading a newspaper on the way back. He left this. "
Golden beans and silver beans open the parchment. This paper is full of strange characters and patterns, but I can't recognize any of them, so I handed it to gegewu, who is chatting with Neiye. Neiye fed Frye the bobcat with grass juice that ate leaves. With the help of juice, Frye gradually recovered his body temperature. He was no longer as manic as when he first returned to the castle, but lay quietly at the foot of the leaf. His students have regained their former glory and become flexible and docile. "You changed this cat with your patience." While picking up a magnifying glass and gesturing on parchment, Gewu said to Na Ye, who took care of bobcats, "Generally speaking, the life ossified by the zombie king himself is difficult to reverse, and it will only be severely ossified from the normal state, losing body temperature and self, and then lost in the frozen world."
"He is an exception." Na Ye stroked the bobcat's head and said softly.
Frye, the bobcat, lay comfortably on the ground, narrowing her big eyes with long eyelashes.
Black light stood beside them, glanced at the pea knight looming in the pea snowball and said softly, "Yes. He is an exception. He is a good friend of the pea knight, isn't he? "
Inner leaf looked up at the black light and said, "Don't you like Frye?"
Gewu looked up from the drawing, glanced at the dark light in the distance and said to the bean brothers, "Do you think this boy is a freak?" What's wrong with him, becoming so strange? "
Jin Dou said, "He just knocked over a jar of jealousy."
Yindou said, "Just like Othello who just came home."
Gewu said to Ye, "Little girl, there are two knights waiting for you to save!" " "
Na night expression some struggle. "What you said is too complicated. I don't understand a word. " With that, she got up and went for a walk nearby. The bobcat Frye followed closely, just like a follower who couldn't get rid of it.
Gewu picked up a quill pen, called the bean brothers, helped her hold a magnifying glass and moved it to the desired position. She circled several places on the parchment and then wrote a few words. After writing, she tapped the desktop with her long nails and murmured to Na Ye, "You will understand. Men are like this ancient parchment, all linked by riddles. You have to learn to read and solve mysteries. "
In the distance, the black light has broken the last layer of pea snowball.
He put down his pickaxe and took off black gloves. Now he can see the pea knight up close and carefully, muttering, "He looks like an ordinary little fat man, as if it's no big deal." Black light waved to Ge Wu and Na Ye and said, "That's enough. The pea snowball was pierced. "
Naje approached, and it turned out that the pickaxe had passed through the solid ice barrier, and made a tunnel the size of a teacup, leading to the center of the snowball. The Pea Knight was exposed to the air pouring into the snowball, and the ice and snow on his body were slowly melting.
Naye could even hear his faint breathing.
Frye, the bobcat, seems to be very manic again. He rushes to the tunnel entrance of Snowball, scratching the ice with his paws in vain. Inner leaf gently stopped the bobcat and told him not to be so impatient: "Frye, stop." It's no use. Do you know that only the black knight knows how to dig snowballs? "
Hearing that leaf, the joy of black light can no longer be concealed. Frye turned and jumped in front of the black light and looked at it imploringly. Frye spoke: "Please, please, save the knight!" " "
The black man shook his head and spread out his hand helplessly.
Black light couldn't understand what Frye was saying. But everyone knows Frye's eagerness. Black light said, "We must wait patiently. Only he can save himself. " At this time, Gewu heard something and nervously came over and said, "Everybody get out of the way. Hiding in the distance. "
"The Pea Knight is throwing away snowballs."
"Pea knights will all die if they can't become one with Snow Pea."
"Amitabha, God."
"Trust me, don't be afraid."
"Wizard, what do you think of the Pea Knight?"
"If you ask me, he is an ordinary person. A person who is no longer ordinary. "
"You're lying ... but he's cute, isn't he?"
"He read a book. He received the strict education that a knight should have. "
The top of the pea snowball began to loosen. A blazing blue flame rushed out of the tunnel. The flame climbed along the front end of the snowball, soared instantly with the help of oxygen, turned into an orange fuel fire, and became a raging fire in the blink of an eye. The red color of the fire is expanding silently. The towering snowballs began to melt from the top. Snowmelt water rose into shocking steam in the fire ring, which accelerated the cracking of snowballs. The pea snowball disintegrated little by little like a snow mountain in the scorching sun. With the deafening sound of collapse and the confrontation between wind and fire, everyone heard the laughter of Dr. Wang Jiang. Him, again!
Dr Wang Jiang's four transformations were led by laughter and snowballs. They kept circling around the pea snowball, rolled up the cracked snow and stuck it on the pea snowball. The melting speed of pea snowballs is getting faster and faster, which makes the four transformations of zombie king unable to cope. Gewu held his arm and leaned against her crutch, with a strange sneer at his mouth. Black light stole a look at the witch and found this thin and eccentric companion extremely terrible.
He even felt that the witch looked as if she was going to eat these zombies alive. Heiguang sighed secretly and thought, "Poor stinky zombie, it is better to die in the hands of others than to be squeezed into juice by this gnashing Gargoyle." He suddenly shivered and thought of a deep-seated question: Gewu, isn't she the daughter of the zombie king? After all, they are also father and daughter. What is the need to create such an impasse? The man said: There are three kinds of people in the world, the crazy, the dead and the infertile old witch. It's true. After a pause, Heiguang wanted to see what would happen if these zombie monsters delivered to the door faced the witch.
Berry zombie looks like a round fig. He has a red cloak. Watermelon zombie, round belly and round face, he has a black and green watermelon skin style cloak; The conjoined zombie, a monster in autumn, summons the magic white coat to imitate the nurse's clothing of the people's hospital; Snowman Zombie, he is the only normal transformation, just dressed too bloated, really like an entertainment star who speaks for fake and shoddy down jacket brands. Well, don't think too much, keep your eyes open and remember every transformation. They were driven away by the terrible zombie king, which added to the chaos, but how ridiculous it was in front of the awakened soldiers.
The pea snowball gave a long cry.
This is a signal that snow beans are resurrected again.
The pea knight shoots more burning peas in the snowball. The flame on the snowball changed from fiery red to stable and quiet blue. Soldiers of ice and fire, they are combined! The snowball, which has been shrunk ten times, will undergo great changes, standing motionless and dignified in the laughter of Dr. Wang Jiang.
The laughter suddenly stopped.
A blue light that has been oriented for nine days rushed out from the center of the snowball.
When blue light first appeared, it destroyed the invisible rope that Dr. Wang Jiang had become. The zombie king's four transformations suddenly melted like snow and vanished. Blue light returns to snowball. Everything that is quiet seems to be quieter. In this static inner dance, a warm and bright bass began to sing:
May God protect those who are hungry. May God bless everyone.
The iron roof that shields the poor also shields the jewels of the rich.
Protect health, protect the dead.
May God protect rivers and land, just as parents cherish their children.
May your glory be everywhere, like the sunshine warming the lost lamb.
Thank you, St. John! Thanks for the troubles and delicious food in life!
Light from the heart is soothing.
The light from the heart flashes forward.
After the prayer, the pea knight shook off the snow and walked out of the pea snowball step by step. Yes, the pea knight is still the fat pea. However, he is at least ten times taller now, more than one meter tall. When I grow up, the pea knight really looks like a funny rapper.
His green leather pants turned into big shorts, and the green cloak behind him was around his waist like a bath towel. His wig turned into a ponytail, and his knight's sword was like a iron ruler stuffed into his pants by a tramp vendor. In short, the previous decoration didn't match him at all.
The previous world has become much smaller in the eyes of knights. He felt that his friends and the whole castle had become so strange. He found that his palm was too big to be a washboard at all, and the knight sword held in his palm was as light as an embroidery needle. He has just experienced a vague adventure and a puzzling battle, but he didn't realize what impact these things would bring. All he knows is that these experiences have made him very tired. From everyone's worried eyes, he could see that they were worried about his health. The knight stood there wobbling, and when he saw the wizard reaching out to shake his hand, he reached out with difficulty.
"Hello, madam. I'm freezing these days. "
"God, you've grown taller!" Gewu said with some surprise.
The pea knight said hello to Gewu, then walked slowly to the leaf and said happily, "Hello, little girl. Will you still give us the Kartak dance of Yecaojia? "
Na leaf nodded with tears. "Do you still like Kartak dance as before?"
"Of course, I will dream about it."
"Frye, is your adventure over?"
Bobcats come and jump, arching the pea knight's legs with their heads.
"It's all over. Our suffering is over. You don't know, I almost became a zombie. "
"Fortunately, you didn't. Oh, these friends are ... "
Gewu said, "These are new friends. Knight black light, knight half crane, knight leaf door. They are engineers from the semi-rigid kingdom. They work together in Qi Xin to help you get through the tunnel of pea snowballs. "
The pea knight embraced everyone one by one.
He found everyone a little stiff.
"We are not friends? Why are you looking at me like that? "
The bean brothers looked at each other and considered their words.
Jin Dou said, "Do you know that you defeated Dr. Wang Jiang today?"
"That's nothing, just a fluke."
Black light said, "You are more powerful than magic."
The Pea Knight said, "My friend, it's not that we are strong, but that Dr. Wang Jiang didn't take preventive measures."
Heiguang said, "Even so, it is worth celebrating."
"Then let's have a drink, shall we?"
"A glass of juice and a little milk is enough. We semi-rigid people only drink juice. "