What dialogues do you know between Chinese and English?

1. Southerners call potatoes potatoes.

2. My name is sweet potato.

People call the motherland mother.

4. I call my mother's mother grandma.

We call this behavior laziness.

I call my friends brothers.

7. I call apples fruits.

8. I call Mercedes-Benz a car.

9. I call a bicycle a bicycle.