Teacher: "There is an animal with two feet. Every morning when the sun comes out, it will wake you up and call you. "
What animal was it before getting up? "
I replied, "Mom!" Laughing so hard that the teacher almost died!
After coming home from the mid-term exam, my mother asked me how I did in the exam.
I said, I didn't fill in a question.
Mom, what's the purpose of the question?
I said: I said there was a question about how much I got by multiplying 3 by 7. I don't care. I filled in 15.
My mother sprayed the water she just drank on my father's face. Hey ... I'm great!
My father asked me how school was. "The father asked," is your female teacher satisfied with you? "
"Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied."
"How do you know? Did she tell you herself? "
"Of course, dad. The day before yesterday, she said to me,' If all the students are like you, I will leave school at once!'
This shows that I have learned everything. "
My father's brain. Now! @#$# @! $%$#@ @
One day in math class, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? , I said I don't know. The teacher asked me to ask. I asked my mother who was cooking.
Tell me to get out. I asked my father, who watched the ball again and shouted' cool'. I asked my sister, and she sang until the baby. I
Ask my brother, he said on the phone; I'll wait for you outside.
The next day, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? I said; Get out, the teacher gave me a slap in the face, I shouted and the teacher scolded me.
Idiot, I call it mean. Old saying; Get out. I said; I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher had high blood pressure again on the spot, dizzy.
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