Warring States policy. Zitzer
Adapted from Xu Rulin
There is a short case in the middle of the stage, the virtual door.
Zou Ji (on the edge of the stage, holding a cloth (or clothes)): I heard that Xu Gong in the north of the city is very beautiful. I wonder, who is more beautiful, Xu Gong or me? (Pushing the door into the room)
Zou's wife (on the other side): My husband is back! (Looking back) Chan Juan! Husband's back, tea!
Zou Ji: Madam, this is a gift I bought for you. (On Chanjuan's tray)
Zou's wife: (happily spreading cloth on her body) Chan Juan! Come and see the present my husband bought for us. (ChanJuan puts the tray next to the box and comes to help Zou's wife show the cloth) (Zou's wife casually asks) How much is this cloth?
Zou Ji: Eighty dollars.
Shan Juan: Ah, eighty dollars? ! I think forty dollars is enough for this cloth.
Zou Wife: (Look at Zou Ji) Honey, why don't you know how to bargain?
Zou Ji: Ah ... (rolling his eyes) I think this kind of fabric is soft and colorful (or solemn), which is very suitable for madam. (firm tone) Don't say it cost me 80 knives, even if it cost me 800 knives, I will buy it back for you.
Zou's wife: (hands the cloth to Shan Juan) Husband! (rushing to Zou Ji)
Zou Ji: Madam! (Hold Zou's wife's hand and stare at each other)
Juanjuan; My Lord, you are not ignorant. Seven things to open the door: rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, which is not for money? Spending money like you, we don't have enough real estate for a year!
Zou's wife: (puts down her hand) Chan Juan is right. Diligence is our heirloom. I now announce a rule: from now on, my husband can only take ten knife coins in his pocket. If he wants to buy something worth more than ten dollars, he must ask Shan Juan and me for instructions. (Zou Ji opens his mouth) All right, ChanJuan, you put away the cloth. Come on, honey, sit down and have tea. (turns around and sits down)
Zou Ji (to Yan): Shan Juan, come here and I'll talk to you. (ChanJuan turns to Zou Ji, who changes her threatening tone) Don't talk nonsense in the future, do you hear? (Cicada nods) Go down. (Cicada) Looking back at Zou's wife, talking to herself) Hey, men rule the world and women rule men. Ten coins, not even enough money for drinks, let colleagues know and not laugh to death. Didn't she force me to build a private vault?
Zou Ji (kneeling on the edge of the case): Has your wife met Xu Gong in the north of the city? (cicada goes to Juan and pours tea)
Zou's wife (kneeling on the other side): Yes. Last month, my husband accompanied the King of Qi to hunt, and a chess game was held in the city. My concubine and Chan Juan went to watch the game, and Xu Gong won the championship.
Chan Juan (with tea): Invite adults to tea.
Zou Ji (tasted it and got angry): Did you kill the tea seller? It's so bitter, rush again!
Shan Juan (bad place): Yes. (After tea)
Zou Ji: Madam, Xu Gong in the north of the city, who is more beautiful?
Zou Wife: Of course my husband is beautiful. How does Gong compare with you? Otherwise, how could a concubine fall in love with her husband at first sight and commit suicide? (Singing) I am willing to do it for you, I am willing to do it for you, I am willing to forget my name for you, even if I stay in your arms for one more second, it is not a pity to lose this world. Blow a kiss to Qi Zou. Zou Ji stared at the kiss in the air and shook his body twice. Suddenly, he grabbed the kiss with one hand, held it with both hands, and kissed it on his mouth, intoxicated.
Chan Juan (serving tea): Please have tea, my Lord.
Zou Ji (taking a sip): Hmm (nodding). Who is more beautiful, Shan Juan, Xu Gong or me?
Shan Juan (timid): Xu Gong, how can he compare with you?
Zou Ji (satisfied): Hmm.
Wu Han (standing in front of the door with a bag on his back): Are you at home, Dr. Zou?
Zou Ji: Avoid. (Zou's wife and Shan Juan) Who are you? Please come in.
Wu Han: Meeting with Dr. Zou. (Salute)
Zou Ji (sitting still): Mr. Han, long time no see. Please sit down. Chanjuan, tea.
Wu Han: Dr. Xie Zou (kneeling).
Zou Ji: What business do we businessmen want to do?
Wu Han: I want to apply for arms export clearance.
Zou Ji: What weapon? Which country do you export to? (Shan Juan serves tea)
Wu Han: A new multi-functional four-horse chariot, exported to Yan State.
Zou Ji: You are not ignorant. The export of sophisticated weapons like this is prohibited.
Wu Han: I know, but Guo Yan's bid is very high. China can make a lot of money, and we can also make a lot of money in parts replacement and maintenance in the future. .
Zou Ji: If advanced weapons are used by the enemy, the harm is endless.
Wu Han: Please rest assured, Dr. Zou. The bearings and gears in the chariot can be used continuously for up to 100 hours, and need to be replaced after 100 hours. If Yan goes to war with our enemies, China will provide bearings and gears. Once Yan endangers our country, we can't get our spare parts supply. Without good bearings and gears, the chariot is a pile of waste.
Zou Ji: What about Yan's imitation?
Wu Han; Dr. Zou, please rest assured. The casting method of bearings and gears in this car is very special, and other countries can't copy it.
Zou Ji: OK, I agree. Go to the palace for customs clearance tomorrow.
Wu Han: I imported 100 truckload of tobacco from Yan, and I also want to apply for customs clearance.
Zou Ji: No! Smoking is harmful to health. I want to think of the people of Qi.
Wu Han: Wang Wei and other doctors like my tobacco very much. Do you want Wang Wei's instructions? I can ask the king of Wei for it.
Zou Ji: (soft) Oh, no need. Tobacco tax is an important income of the country, and the national treasury has been empty in recent months. Import tobacco from the perspective of national construction. Go to the palace for customs clearance tomorrow.
Wei Wu: Thank you, Dr. Zou. (Salute)
Zou Ji: I can't thank you enough for everything you have done. I want to ask you something. I wonder if Mr. Han knows Xu Gong in the north of the city?
Wu Han: I know more than that. Engineer Xu is really a genius. He designed many kinds of chariots for me, and he also designed a new four-horse chariot. He is a good chess player. I sponsored the chess match last month. I want to see his strength. He also lived up to expectations, and Rick stood out. I also gave him a gold chessboard as encouragement.
Zou Ji (cold): I didn't expect Teacher Han to care so much about public welfare!
Wu Han: As a member of Qi State, we should make our own contribution to public welfare. (Turning to the audience, solemnly) Han Ji products can meet your various needs.
Zou Ji: Mr. Han is also in the arms, tobacco and slave business, but now he is extremely rich.
Wu Han: People's desires can never be satisfied. I just try my best to satisfy their desires. Cities are the source of evil. Many things I don't do, others will do. Don't forget, I'm just a businessman. Hey, Dr. Zou, I brought some dancers from Chu. They are elegant, charming and delicious. (Wipe your mouth with a handkerchief) How about I ask them to serve the doctor?
Zou Ji: Thank you for your kindness. I am busy with political affairs. I should keep a clear head and not indulge in debauchery.
Wu Han: It's okay to have a rest after work.
Zou Ji: Mr Han! A gentleman is unyielding, poor and immobile, and rich and not lewd. Please don't talk.
Wu Han: (pointing up) OK, OK, how lucky you are to have Dr. Zou!
Zou Ji: I'm flattered! Oh, that's too far. Mr. Han, is this engineer a senior engineer?
Wu Han: Of course.
Zou Ji: So, if a senior engineer goes up, is he a super engineer?
Wu Han: Senior engineers are not agents, but senior engineers.
Zou Ji: Oh, who does Teacher Han think is more beautiful, Xu Gong or me?
Wu Han (hesitating for a second): Xugong is certainly not as beautiful as an adult. Dr. Zou is handsome, and everyone in Qi knows it. You see, the doctor's heaven is full, the pavilion is Fiona Fang, his eyebrows are like lying silkworms, his eyes are like Matthew stars, his nose is like a cantilever beam, and his lips are like a willow knife. Cool! In addition, the doctor is with you all day to assist in the administration of state affairs, so the noble temperament cultivated makes you more radiant and majestic, like a symmetrical tree. Then Xu Gong is just a right-hand man, how can he compare with Dr. Zou?
Zou Ji: Hahaha, Mr. Han is flattering me.
Wu Han: I dare not. I'm leaving now. (getting up) I know that Dr. Zou is an honest official and doesn't like yellow and white things, but he is good at collecting chess books. I will collect chess manuals from various countries and present them to my doctor.
Zou Ji: (stands up) Thank you, Mr. Han. (Take the luggage) Please.
Wu Han: Dr. Zou stayed. (Going out, talking to himself) Women like rhetoric, and so do men! Handsome man, ha!
Zou Ji (sitting in the back, turning over the luggage): Wei, Wu ... even South Korea. Mr. Han is really annoying.
Wu Han didn't walk a few steps. Xugong went up.
Xu Gong: Big Brother (salutes).
Wu Han: Brother Xu, have you received my gift?
Xu Gong: Yes, I have. I like Persian carpets very much, and my two dogs are very interested in that ... (thinking)
Wu Han: Cats, Persian cats.
Xu Gong: Ah, cats. My two dogs like cats. However, I'm really sorry to give them such expensive things.
Wu Han: Well, as the saying goes, things are scarce. This kind of small beast can be seen everywhere in Persia, and the price is not expensive. However, it is not easy to walk such a long way. But for my two adopted sons, it doesn't matter. If I had brought it back earlier, the cat might have entered the zodiac. Hey, how's my son?
Xu Gong: Your son Han Fei is clever and has a good memory. He is really a genius. I want to recommend him to Guiguzi and make great achievements in the future.
Wu Han: Unfortunately, being a businessman needs a glib tongue. I can't give him all my inheritance because he stutters.
Xu Gong: My eldest son really wants to go out with his eldest brother to see the world. I don't know what big brother thinks.
Wu Han: It's not that I don't want to, but that he is too young. Although I have been to six countries, there are still many people who are jealous of my wealth and want to hurt me. Last time Zhang Ziqiang tried to kidnap me, he almost succeeded. If you don't practice for a few days (the palm of your hand hits the front side of your body at 45 degrees and the palm is rotated internally), the consequences will be unimaginable.
Xu Gong: Didn't Big Brother ever want to stop?
Wu Han: I also know that fertile land is vast. I have three meals a day and there are thousands of spacious buildings. I sleep eight feet at night. I have a lot of property now, and it is not impossible to wash my hands of it, but what should I do at home? Waiting to die of old age in bed? It's terrible. I like new excitement, and I like to conquer one goal after another.
Xu Gong: Brother, every time I listen to your teachings, I always benefit a lot.
Wu Han: When my adopted son grows up, I will take him around the world. You're not an outsider. It's better for me to give your son an inheritance than an outsider. The son also made Xugong spend a lot of effort.
Xu Gong: Don't worry.
Wu Han: Let my adopted son spend more time with him. I'm really afraid that he will be introverted because of stuttering and eventually become withdrawn and unreasonable.
Xu Gong: I will pay more attention.
Wu Han: Honestly, what happened to my secret weapon?
Xugong: It's going well, and the result will come soon.
Wu Han: Thank you, Brother Xu. Hey, what do you want from me?
Xugong: Last time, I asked my eldest brother to help me find the chess book of Korean national player Li Changgao. Did you find it?
Wu Han: Li Changgao? (Thinking) Ah, yes. (Xu Gong: Ow? ) But just now, I gave all the chess books I collected to Dr. Zou Ji.
Xu Gong (disappointed): It seems that I just missed the chess manual.
Wu Han: Dr. Xu Gong and Dr. Zou Ji are elegant. If you borrow it from him, he will certainly lend it to you.
Xu Gong: OK, I'll try.
Wu Han (leading the way): It's over there.
Xu Gong (walks to the door): Is Dr. Zou at home?
Zou Ji: Please come in.
Xu Gong (entering, saluting): See Dr. Zou.
Zou Ji (stands up and looks at Xu Gong): Does Mr. Wang live in the north of the city?
Xu Gong: Exactly.
Zou Ji (looking at Xu Gong again carefully): Xu Gong is beautiful and I have heard a lot about you. Seeing him today really deserves his reputation. (Looking back) ChanJuan, tea. Xu Gong, please sit down.
Xu Gong: Don't bother. I just want to borrow Li Changgao's chess book.
Zou Ji: Right, right. Please sit down (kneel). (Xu Gong kneels down)
ChanJuan bowed her head and poured tea for the guests.
Xu Gong (pouring tea): Thank you.
ChanJuan a look carefully-it turned out to be Xu Gong, surprised, hurriedly stepped down.
Zou Ji: Yes, please keep it safe.
Xu Gong (holding a chess score): Thank you, Dr. Zou.
Zou's wife quietly pulled ChanJuan up and peeped beside her.
Zou Ji: Just tell me who else you want.
Xu Gong: No need, Dr. Xie.
Zou Ji (seeing his wife peeking): Madam has come to see Xu Gong.
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