The True Biography of Chen Shuo (Anonymous)
Chen Shuozhen, a native of Xin 'an County, Zhou Mu, is handsome and natural, but he is agile and good at fighting, and can lift a thousand kilograms. When I was too old to marry, I asked people to say, "Xuan Nv has given me divine power for nine days. If I can win, I will give it.". The village stirred up many people with horns, but Shuo really didn't lose. The brave and extraordinary are all wings, and loyalty is also a teacher.
In the third year of Yonghui, there was no rain in Zhou Mu in March, the fields cracked, locusts covered the sun, hunger was everywhere, and there were countless new graves. Shuozhen founded the Fire Phoenix Society at the age of 2/kloc-0, calling herself the Red Goddess. He said: the government can't help it. God is angry. We should get up from my road. There are more than a thousand followers at a time. Bamboo and wood as a sign, hoes and rakes as a weapon, entered Xin' an, beheaded officials, and tens of thousands of people from all counties came to vote. Then attack, fall into it, divide troops and take Sui and Wu, which shocked North Korea. I made Fang the chief historian, Cui the secretariat, and dispatch troops the equal. When Changshi arrives, Zhao Shuozhen will be sent to surrender first. Shuofang said: Do I kneel down and serve others? He destroyed books and beheaded envoys, arrogantly calling himself Emperor Wenjia. He formed a new army, with his in-laws Zhang as his servant, leading the former army to meet the long history and the latter army to deal with it. The former army stationed in Tonglu for a long time, and the fighting side was in full swing. Yin Shu was trapped in the battle, realized the truth and rushed to save the army. With courage, he resolutely encircled and fled back, and the former army was exhausted. The long history has entered Zhou Mu, and the attack is imminent. Grasp the truth and say: The day after tomorrow, people from Sui and Wu will arrive. If it doesn't arrive the day after tomorrow, reply the day after tomorrow. If so, people will start to doubt again and again. Yin Shu entered the city day and night to defend the city, and an arrow pierced his forehead and died. Shuozhen lost his loved ones, and he was generous with the grief of a rabbit and a fox. But the more violent there are, the more people will be cut off, and the public will be disgusted. At the beginning, his apprentice Tong Wenbao wanted to blame him for a little accident, so he excused his worries and drank in Shuozhen, hoping to wait for an opportunity. Shuozhen shrugged off Wenbao, took his own wine and drank it all night. Instead of getting drunk, he sat on the sofa next to people. Bowen caught a glimpse of it, that is, he went into the room and killed all his followers. He grasped the truth on the sofa, opened the door and dedicated it to the long history. The rest of you surrender, chaos.
Master really knows a long history, and loudly speak is fierce, with no regrets. Xie Shuozhen, a long history, returned to Yangzhou and wrote a book. A few days later, an imperial edict said: Xin 'an County was renamed as Spring, and Shuozhen dissected it on the spot to avoid its troubles.
1 1 month, Geng Xu, with a long history, made an important discovery in the small pot in front of Wenxuan Building.
On the same day, the advance man told the truth euphemistically, saying that the autopsy was nothing more than a knife, in order to make his heart easier. The truth of Shuo was believed to be true, but it was from the naked upper body that a bell of jade milk was exposed, tied by the back of the soap official, and Shuo was really released from prison. Shuozhen's face is fearless and towering. When I went out, I suddenly saw a wooden cart with a pestle in it. The thickness of the pestle was organically connected with the wheels. When I push it, the pestle moves up and down, calling it a donkey, which is the first humiliation in the world. When the street spectators were blocked and ants gathered in the road, Shuo really knew the humiliation of his punishment and quickly led the horse and hooked his feet in front of the door. No, he said, I'd rather die here. All officials are strong and can't get away. They hit Shuo with a bang, and Shuo really endured the pain Also let a few people hold hands, inseparable. Or has a long history, a long history of yin makes people suddenly attack the true chest, the true chest is a little slack, and the feet are divided by officials. He also tied his feet with a long rope and worried about his old tricks. There is no way to avoid humiliation in the end, so I won't refuse. Soap officials take off their shoes and socks, their skirts and pants. They are like white lotus in the open air, like a full moon, like young orchids, with jade skin, charming face like fire and extremely charming. He also raised Shuo Zhen to show off to the public and divided the snow into two parts. Zhang Ruhua is a household name, and everyone applauds. Shuo is really ashamed and dare not look up. Then put it on a real wooden donkey, reach into the door, push the cart around six streets and three cities, and the shop will move, which is deep and shallow, hesitant and very interesting. Shuozhen is still a virgin and addicted to the giant pestle. From beginning to end, he groaned bitterly. The viewer refers to ridicule, and so on. Some disciples are anxious to rub their chests with their hands, and they really don't want to catch them. If they wriggle to avoid it, the family's pain will become more and more serious. Although it is not right, it is full of ugliness, although it is silent.
At the beginning of the afternoon, the car arrived at Wenxuan Building, with two towers and a pair of punishment columns. The people in the street jostled shoulder to shoulder, bustling and scrambling to see the truth. The official captured Shuozhen on the stage, exposed his limbs like Chinese characters, and tied his hands and feet to a post. Jane began to open her eyes and looked calm.
At noon, the waiter threw the fire sign on the ground, and the executioner nailed the real hands and feet to the stake with a six-inch nail. The real hand earned a lot of money, but he persevered, didn't let out a moan, and looked at Chang with admiration. The executioner cut the real jade milk with a sharp knife and threw it under the stage. The nosy man ran over and had a quarrel. He also made his pubic hair with small pliers, like a white tiger. He also introduced a knife into the door, cracked his perineum, and made it communicate with the back mouth, and the urine and urine were ejected, and the stench was overflowing. He also cut off his vagina and carefully dissected his son's grandson by hand to show it to the public. Shuo was really ashamed and hated, and he was furious with pain. His eyes were red and his voice sounded like a massacre. Then cut up to the diaphragm, the snow belly cracks like a melon, the intestines are exhausted, and the blood is like a note. Remove the internal organs, but leave the heart and lungs to prolong breathing. At that time, Shuozhen's lips were still full of desire, but his chest was broken and his throat was hoarse, but he glared at him as if he were unyielding.
For an instant, Shuo really looked up and stared, but his hands and feet were comfortable and his breath was exhausted. Chang Shi ordered the executioner to cut off the head letter in the box with a giant axe and send it to Beijing to appear in court. He also cut off his limbs and ordered four doors. 10 days later, the really disabled bodies were collected and burned, and the ashes rose on the east China sea coast. I just went to find Shuozhen's breasts many times, but I couldn't find them, or the one I got was sold to a Jia for 100 gold, and Jia had already eaten them.
Oh! Guan Shuo's real ambition exists in the world, but it only stops at demagoguery. He was brave enough to defeat ten thousand people, but he was defeated by one man's plan. He is too ambitious to let go, but he is brave and has no plan. Its failure is inevitable. However, the axe is added to the body, and the cover is also a man among women! Poor ambition in ten days, showing off in a very small place, and dying in front of everyone, ready for extreme humiliation, hard to finish, enough for the rebels to quit!
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Version 2: (The following contents/kloc-parents or teachers under 7 years old must read)
Chen Shuozhen, a native of Xin 'an County, Zhou Mu, is handsome and beautiful. Chivalrous and courageous, agile and good at fighting. Shuozhen 2 1 year-old, her husband led the villagers to resist exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous fees. After her husband died, Shuozhen fled and entered buddhist nun. Many years later, I got a biography "Notre Dame's Secret Book: Huo Feng Jing of the Infernal Mansion". After diving into the mountains for four years, he said that he was enlightened. Travel in villages and counties. When God treats malaria, he recites the Virgin Mary's Sutra with an amulet, and malaria will be cured immediately. Wherever I go, I trust people like clouds, and I am sincere to my teachers. Shuofeng built a temple of fire phoenix, and went to the altar naked in the dead of night, saying: no matter men or women, they are different; It's all a fight, no real mother, born in one breath. Swear, secretly pass the formula.
In the third year of Yonghui, there was no rain in Zhou Mu in March, the fields cracked, locusts covered the sun, hunger was everywhere, and there were countless new graves. Shuofang is thirty-three years old and calls himself Emperor Wenjia. He said: The imperial court has no way, and people are angry and complain, starting from my way. There are more than a thousand followers at a time. Bamboo and wood as a sign, hoes and rakes as a weapon, entered Xin' an, beheaded officials, and tens of thousands of people from all counties came to vote. Then attack, fall into it, divide troops and take Sui and Wu, which shocked North Korea. I made Fang the chief historian, Cui the secretariat, and dispatch troops the equal. When Changshi arrives, Zhao Shuozhen will be sent to surrender first. Shuofang said: Do I kneel down and serve others? It is to destroy books and behead envoys, make good use of the army, take Zhang in-laws as a servant, lead the former army to meet the long history, and lead the latter army to respond. The former army stationed in Tonglu for a long time, and the fighting side was in full swing. Yin Shu was trapped in the battle, realized the truth, rushed to save the army, and relied on courage to encircle and retreat, and the former army was tired. The long history has entered Zhou Mu, and the attack is imminent. Grasp the truth and say: The day after tomorrow, people from Sui and Wu will arrive. If it doesn't arrive the day after tomorrow, reply the day after tomorrow. If so, people will start to doubt again and again. Yin Shu entered the city day and night to defend the city, and an arrow pierced his forehead and died. Shuozhen is deeply saddened by the loss of her loved ones. His apprentice, Tong Wenbao, has long been secretly promised an official title to Changshi, and he also spent a lot of money to buy it. So far, he is looking for an excuse to solve his worries and has entered Shuozhen's wine, hoping to wait for an opportunity. Shuozhen shrugged off Wenbao, took his own wine and drank it all night. Instead of getting drunk, he sat on the sofa next to people. Bowen glanced at it, that is, when he entered the room and killed all his entourage, he caught the truth on the sofa, opened the door and led the long history soldiers in. The rest were either killed or captured.
Shuo Zhen sees loudly speak with a long history and fierce competition. The long history of great anger, let the civil and military officials take off their clothes, shoes and socks, take off their blasphemous pants and tie them to the execution hall naked. Although Zhen Xuan has three in thirty, both men and women have practiced for a long time, and their skin is like a virgin. Yin has a long history, which makes civil and military officials suffer from abuse and torture. It's really hard to know that this is not only death, but also no regrets. Xie Shuozhen, a long history, returned to Yangzhou and wrote a book. A few days later, an imperial edict said: Xin 'an County was renamed as Spring, and Shuozhen dissected it on the spot to avoid its troubles.
1 1 month, Geng Xu, with a long history, made an important discovery in the small pot in front of Wenxuan Building. Chen Shi soap official really got out of prison. Shuozhen was naked, her back was tied, and her face was fearless. She walked by herself. When I went out, I suddenly saw a wooden cart with a pestle in it. The thickness of the pestle was organically connected with the wheels. When I push it, the pestle moves up and down, calling it a donkey, which is the first humiliation in the world. The spectators in the street were blocked and ants gathered on the road. Knowing the shame of his punishment, they were furious. They were eager to hook the horse with their feet in front of the door, but they couldn't. They said, kill me quickly. All the officials are too strong to move. They beat the real feet with hammers and beat the real breasts with whips. Several people held the real feet and the feet were divided by officials. They also tied their feet with long ropes, so as to avoid being humiliated and pushed around. The bright and precious jade milk is like a trembling bell, the outdoor foot is like a white lotus, the powder is like a full moon, the ink grass is like a young orchid, the jade skin is like a whip mark, and the anger is beautiful and beautiful. The officials told the truth in a show, divided into two factions, Zhang Ruhua, and everyone applauded. Shuo was really ashamed and angry and closed his eyes. Then put it on a real wooden donkey, reach into the door, push the cart around six streets and three cities, and the shop will move, which is deep and shallow, hesitant and very interesting. To be honest, Taoism practice is deep, but it is full of criminal injuries and mental diarrhea. Raped by a giant pestle, I groaned in pain from beginning to end. The viewer refers to ridicule, and so on. Some disciples are anxious to rub their chests with their hands, and they really don't want to catch them. If they wriggle to avoid it, the family's pain will become more and more serious. Although it is not right, it is full of ugliness, although it is silent.
At the beginning of the afternoon, the car arrived at Wenxuan Building, with two towers and a pair of punishment columns. The people in the street jostled shoulder to shoulder, bustling and scrambling to see the truth. The official captured Shuozhen on the stage, exposed his limbs like Chinese characters, and tied his hands and feet to a post. Jane began to open her eyes and looked calm. Shouted to the sky: "Without a mother, Wen Jia is willing to suffer for the whole world! The literati is shattered, and the fire phoenix holy religion is extinct forever! "
At noon, the waiter threw the fire sign on the ground, and the executioner nailed the real hands and feet to the stake with a six-inch nail. The real hand earned a lot of money, but he persevered, didn't let out a moan, and looked at Chang with admiration. The executioner cut the real jade milk with a sharp knife and threw it under the stage. The nosy man ran over and had a quarrel. He also made his pubic hair with small pliers, like a white tiger. He also introduced a knife into the door, cracked his perineum, and made it communicate with the back mouth, and the urine and urine were ejected, and the stench was overflowing. He also cut off his vagina and carefully dissected his son's grandson by hand to show it to the public. Shuo was really ashamed and hated, and he was furious with pain. His eyes were red and his voice sounded like a massacre. Then cut up to the diaphragm, the snow belly cracks like a melon, the intestines are exhausted, and the blood is like a note. Remove the internal organs, but leave the heart and lungs to prolong breathing. At that time, Shuozhen's lips were still full of desire, but his chest was broken and his throat was hoarse, but he glared at him as if he were unyielding. For an instant, Shuo really looked up and stared, but his hands and feet were comfortable and his breath was exhausted. Chang Shi ordered the executioner to cut off the head letter in the box with a giant axe and send it to Beijing to appear in court. He also cut off his limbs and ordered four doors. 10 days later, the really disabled bodies were collected and burned, and the ashes rose on the east China sea coast. I just went to find Shuozhen's breasts many times, but I couldn't find them, or the one I got was sold to a Jia for 100 gold, and Jia had already eaten them.
Oh! Guan Shuo's real ambition exists in the world. He can bravely defeat 10,000 people, but he was defeated by one person's plan. But he added his body with an axe and died without regret. He was also a heroine among women! Pity and determination to save the people from tyranny, awaken the people in a confused place, and die before the people, which is extremely humiliating and difficult to end.