Funny sentences about smoking

1, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not because I'm sad!

Smoking is disobedient, so we smoke.

3, I lit a cigarette, but I was lonely.

When a man has a cigarette, he has a story. When a woman has beauty, there will be tragedy.

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarette, lighter and shameless charm when smoking!

6. A man quitting smoking is just like a woman losing weight. There will always be tomorrow.

7. When you are addicted to cigarettes, only three kinds of people will be happy: doctors, your enemies and cigarette sellers.

8. There are dreams of the future in the lit cigarettes, and the blue clouds are the dawn of struggle hope. But now this wisp of smoke has become a sadness in my heart, and the rain has merged into a low cloud.

9. Wandering around the world without regrets, just because of a cigarette in your hand ~

10. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese cigarettes and smoke him to death.

1 1. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.

12, love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

13, I didn't mean to be different, so I can't help but have outstanding taste.

14, close your eyes, I see my future.

15. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

16, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

17, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

18, if you can't put a wedding dress on your woman, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

19, the road is bumpy, give a shout and go on.

20. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

2 1, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

22. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

23, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

24. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

25. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

27. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

28. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown by.

29. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

30. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

3 1, I thought I was decadent, so I scrapped it!

32. Smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

33. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

34. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.