2. The thing that makes me happy when I'm standing in line is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front of me, but that there are more and more people behind me.
3. The teacher said: the test is not a love affair, do not browbeat, the test is not online games, please do not teamwork.
4. Final exam week please do not call me by name, please call me over!
5. You must study hard, don't rely on a handsome face like me to eat and drink.
6. If I was not so naughty when I was a child, and quietly be a soft girl, I would not regret that no one wants me now.
7. Unattractive and penniless men are not more reliable than the handsome rich.
8. Skipping class is like being pregnant, it will be discovered eventually after a long time.
9. How can you get married without experiencing scum, no one can be a mom casually.
10. teacher can we change a way of teaching? For example, dreaming.
11.Wear other people's shoes, walk their own way, let them fight to find it.
12. I hope you can take a bag of snacks smashed in my face, is to be so simple and rough friendship.
13. Every student has a divine skill of writing homework in one day, but it can only explode on the last day of vacation.
14. The most painful thing in the world is to hold urine from class to class, and the teacher also dragged the class.
15.I'm losing weight, I'm neither dieting nor exercising, I'm using the intention that I will be thin, will be thin, thin.
16. Sometimes you don't push yourself, you simply won't know that pushing yourself is useless.
17. Every time I say I will never ignore you again you must not believe, I am like the kind of people who have principles?
18. Single is very painful, single for a long time more painful, a few days ago I saw a boar, I think it is clear.
19. I'm fat to look like you're thin, lest I look like you're ugly when I'm thin.
20. The difference between new and old shoes is that when new shoes are stepped on, you will say "you stepped on my shoes", while old shoes are different, "you stepped on my feet"!
21. Don't play mind games between girls, you'll be dancing together in a few decades anyway.
22. Although I will not be able to do good to all the people, but I will be able to wreak havoc on the world.
23. Girls who love to smile generally do not have bad luck, usually poor grades.
24. A girl with a really low laugh is one where you smile at her for a few seconds and she starts giggling at you.
25. Just because you looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I was going to sit on your motorcycle.
26. "Why do so many people post pictures of themselves hanging from a bottle?" "Because he wants to prove to everyone that he hasn't given up on treatment."
27. Classmates reunion, found that they can not call up the name, can not help but lament their own year to skip too many classes, as a result, eat only to find out that it is the wrong package room.