Zhao Benshan skit "clockwork" lines are what

Lines:

Big Brother: I slept so much that my back hurt, and I ate so much that I was sick to my stomach! I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, and I'm not sure what I'm talking about! I've been pursuing happiness all my life, and I've come to realize it. What is happiness? A: Happiness is suffering!

Big sister: some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money on songs, some people spend money on beauty, some people spend money on massage, today I hired a good job, some people spend money, hire me to accompany people nagging.

Big brother: Oops, my son said to find someone for me, nine o'clock in place.

Big Sister: This place is a corner of the world, this is the right place to find, Dingdong!

Big Brother: Who is it?

Big sister: A-Mei!

Main characters:

1, big brother

Zhao Benshan played, new to the city of farmers, sixty years old, his son in the city to earn a little money, in order to filial piety to him, he received him to the city, the left and right neighbors who do not know, no one to talk to, no one to nagging, the son paid for a clockworker to accompany him to nagging.

2, big sister

Song Dan Dan played, with the old man nagging the hourly wage, active enthusiasm, with a sincere exchange of other people's smiles, I hope that the new "big brother" into the city to face the positive civilization of the city full of new life, to establish a correct concept of consumption, self-enjoyment.