There are two up. It's just a bit roundabout. I don't know if it's to your liking. You'll have to take it easy, I can't speak anyway.
One-liners:
East Gate, Beihai Building, Turtle Armor Hutong, Wanshougong, Beidaguan, Hebei Street, Dahongqiaoer, Xiyuzhuangzi, Dingzigu, South Barn, North Barn, go Pukou, Hangu, Taohuakou, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexiwu, Anping, Dock, Zhangjiawan, go to Tongxian, pass the Bailiqiao, enter the Beijing Qihua Gate, the East Fourth Plaque Tower, Beixinqiao, Jiaodoukou, go to De Shengmen, go to Qinghe, go to De Shengmen, go to Qinghe, and go to the Beijing Municipal Government. Deshengmen, Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglongqiao, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai County, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhua, Shalingzi, Ningyuan, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou, Xiban, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhou'szhuang, Datong, Lushan, Fengzhen, Jining, Pindiquan, Sankokou, Shibatai, Zhuozishan, Sandaying, Ziyiaying, Taobuqi, Hohhot, Salazhi, West Baotou, across the Ulasu Sea, Shizuishan, Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region, Yinchuan City, across Zhongning, take Gansu Lanzhou, Xining, Liangzhou, Yongchang, Linze, Jiuquan, Yumen, Orangutan Gorge, Xinjiang, Hami, Bali Kunmu, Urumqi, Daban City, Kulai's, Mazi Kuqa, Wensu, Zebu, Kunlun Mountain, into Tibet. Nyalamu, Zash, Lumbu, Dolaben, Tianquan, Chai Damu, Qimu, Shar to Lhasa, Mozhugongka, Lali, Chaidomu, is Batang, Litang, Yalongjiang, Dadu River over the Luding Bridge, Chengdu, Sichuan Province, go Janyang, Ziyang, Rongchang, Yongchuan, to Chongqing, Guiyang, Zunyi, Guizhou Province, Kunming City, Yunnan Province, Wenshan, Yanshan to Guangxi, Nanning, Liuzhou, Yangshuo, Guilin City, Hunan Province, Hengyang Zhuzhou to Changsha. Hubei Province, Shashi, Hanyang, Hankou, Wushengguan, Henan Province, Xiaogan, Xinyang, Zhumadian, Placebo, Xuchang, Zhengzhou, Kaifeng, Luoyang, Sanmenxia, Shaanxi Province, Lingbao, Tongguan, Huayin County, Xi'an, Xianyang, Yue County to Yan'an. Crossing the Yellow River by Longmen, Yuji County, Shanxi Province, Taiyuan City, Shouyang, Pingding Prefecture, Yangquan, Jingfu, Shijiazhuang City, Hebei, Xinle, Wangdu, Baoding City, Shen, Wu, Rao, An, Hechang, Cangzhou, Nampi, Dongguang, Dezhou, Plain, Yucheng, Jinan City, Shandong Province, Dangjiazhuang, Zhangxia, Wande, Jieshou, Tai'an, Northeast Slope, Dawenkou, Wucun, Qufu, Yanzhou, Gucheng, Xinqiao, Cao Laogi, is Bengbu, Men Taizi. By Baiguan, Xiaoxihe, Shimenshan, Zhangbaling, Tantanzijie, Ciying, Pukou across the river from Nanjing. Longtan, Xiashu, Zhenjiang, Kunshan, Lujiabin, Wuxi, Suzhou to Shanghai. Take Songjiang, Zhejiang, Jiaxing, Shaoxing, Hangzhou, Jinhua to Jiangxi, Yongfeng Ruijin to Fujian. Go Qingzhou, Liancheng, Sanyuan Nanping, Fuzhou, Quanzhou, Jinmen, Xiamen, Ben Shankou, Guangdong Province, Guangzhou Leizhou, Hainan Island, past Kowloon, Hong Kong to Hanoi, Vietnam, Vientiane, Laos, Bangkok, Thailand, Rangoon, Myanmar, Bengal, India, Ghargodha, Mumbai, New Delhi, over Pakistan, Afghanistan. Iran Iraq. Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Ankara, across the Black Sea, to the Soviet Union, Ukraine, Stalingrad, Leningrad, Moscow, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Baltic Sea to Finland. Stockholm, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Berlin, Germany, Warsaw, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Budapest, Hungary. Romania, Bulgaria, Sofia, Greece, Albania, Yugoslavia, Italy, Switzerland, Rhema, France, Paris, Marseille, Mediterranean Sea, Gibraltar, Portugal, Spain, Madrid, across the English Channel to London. England, Scotland, Ireland, Iceland crossed the Atlantic to America. Traveled Canada Quebec, Newfoundland, Boston, New York, Washington, Chicago, San Francisco, Mexico, Central America, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Colombia, Bolivia, Victoria, Guyana, Brazil, Peru, Uruguay, Argentina, Buenos Aires, Chile, Santiago, Magellan. Mooreburn, Australia, across the Ocean State, go to Tunisia, Morocco, Algeria. Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Mozambique, Madagascar, to the South Seas Islands, Sumatra Jawa, Sirian, Malaysia, Philippines, Manila, over Luzon to Kyushu, Japan, Monji, Shimonoseki, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Tokyo Osaka, Nagoya, Chishima in the North Sea, the Kuril Islands, Kamchatka Peninsula, over the Sea of Japan to Korea. Pusan, Daegu, Seoul, Pyongyang Sinuiju. Cross the Yalu River, back to Dandong, go Tonghua Meihekou, Changchun City, Jilin Province, Yanji, Shuanghe Town, Ning'an, Mudanjiang, Linkou, Jiamusi, Mulanbajie, Harbin, Qiqihar, Inner Mongolia, Baktu, Hailar, Manchuria, Hulunbeier, Alishan, Ulanhot, open-source Tieling, Ganshishan, go Xinchengzi, Wenguantun, Shenyang, Huanggutun, Xinminxian, Liuhaogou, Baichibao, Dahushan Gaoshanzi, Qingduizi, Zhaojiatun, Gougangzi, Dalinghe, Shuangyangdian, Jinzhou, Daughter River, Gaoqiao, Tashan, Hanjiagou, Xingcheng, Baimiao, Shahoushou, Qianshou, Shanhaiguan. Take Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, to Luanzhou, Guye, Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Xinhe fifty neighborhoods, Dongxinzhuang, Jungangcheng, Xinhe, Zhang Guizhuang, rolling Zhuangzi, the second Palace of Culture, Qianzhuang, all the Gu, trackless depot Dawangzhuang. Crossed the Liberation Bridge, Binjiang Road, Heping Road, South City, which is to the Great Wall Theater.
Counterpoint:
Note: Ma - Ma Zhiming, Huang - Huang Clan Min
Ma: you see this comic ah, is one of the forms of opera.
Huang: Yes
Ma: Qu art includes a wide range of aspects.
Huang: Is that right?
Ma: drums, monochord, pendant, time tunes, zither, fast boards, and comedy.
Huang: Right.
Ma: Each genre has its own local color.
Huang: Is that right?
Ma: Take the comic opera, do you know where it originated?
Huang: Beijing.
Ma: By the way, you see this comic, most of them are Beijingers.
Huang: Yes.
Ma: It's not the same when you sing in tune.
Huang: What?
Ma: Tianjin people are the best.
Huang: Yes, Tianjin is the best.
Ma: The Henan people are the most popular.
Huang: right
Ma: singing two-man-rotation,
Huang: which people?
Ma: There are more people from Jilin province. Those who sing pop lyrics,
Huang: Which one is more?
Ma: There are more people from Suzhou Province. Those who sing Yueju opera,
Huang: Which one is more?
Ma: There are more people from Shaoxing. Those who sing Shanghai opera,
Huang: Which one is more?
Ma: There are more people from Shanghai. Those who sing flower-drum opera,
Huang: Which one is more?
Ma: Fengyang people. In the past, there were many ironworkers,
Huang: Where are they?
Ma: Zhangqiu people. The people who scooped up the bowls,
Huang: Which people are more?
Ma: There are many people from Wu County. Those who shave their heads,
Huang: Which people are more?
Ma: There are many people from Baodi County. pedicure,
Huang: Which people are many?
Ma: There are many people from Dingxing, who are practicing their skills,
Huang: Which people are there?
Ma: Cangzhou people, monkey players,
Huang: which people?
Ma: Wuqiao people, buy buckwheat hides,
Huang: which people?
Ma: There are many people from Yixingfu. Selling bean curd silk,
Huang: Which people are more?
Ma: There are many people from Wuqing County, selling dried cakes,
Huang: Which one is more?
Ma: Yangcun is full of people selling popsicles,
Huang: Which one is full of people?
Ma: There are people from everywhere.
Huang: How is this everywhere?
Ma: this occupation is not fixed, where all make popsicles, as long as you do have to buy locally.
Huang: Right.
Ma: The most popular comedians are from Beijing.
Huang: Right.
Ma: You're a good comedian,
Huang: What?
Ma: I especially like listening to it.
Huang: You're being polite.
Ma: No, I think that your best feature ......
Huang: I am?
Ma: It's the sweet mouth.
Huang: Ah, I'm ripe, I'm that watermelon is how?
Ma: Who said you watermelon? Your accent is sweet and moist, nice to hear.
Huang: That's what they all say.
Ma: Listen to your accent, you are probably not from here.
Huang: Yes.
Ma: Where are you from?
Huang: Beijing.
Ma: Oh, you are from Beijing?
Huang: Yes
Ma: Oh, great.
Huang: Beijing is good.
Ma: They envy you.
Huang: How?
Ma: how good, Beijing good ah, that is the capital of our motherland, in the past to talk about "in nine outside the seven Imperial City four, nine door eight point a clock." Wanshoushan, Summer Palace, the Palace Museum, Lugou Xiaoyue, Yinzhuang Guanshan, has a beautiful scenery, countless ancient scenery ah.
Huang: Yeah.
Ma: Beijing is good, Beijing has three kinds of treasure.
Huang: which three treasures wow?
Ma: culture, scenery, voice good. Don't move, live well.
Huang: Yes, you praise Beijing like a flower, job transfer, I came to Tianjin.
Ma: Oh, move us to Tianjin, good!
Huang: Tianjin is also good?
Ma: Tianjin good wow, water and dry dock, nine rivers under the tip of Tianjin Wei, three pontoon bridges and two passes, fresh fish and water dishes can not be stuffed Tianjin, Tianjin good.
Huang: Good.
Ma: Tianjin's audience loves to listen to opera, Tianjin also has three kinds of treasure.
Huang: Which three treasures?
Ma: Drum tower, turret, bell pickaxe, don't move, live well.
Huang: I move which which is good, I move Guanwai.
Ma: northeast? Good!
Huang: Guanwai also good?
Ma: Northeast that is the door of the motherland, sorghum, soybeans, harvest every year, Northeast good, Northeast has three kinds of treasure
Huang: which three kinds of treasure?
Ma: ginseng, sable, fluorella grass.
Ma, Huang: do not move, live well.
Huang: I knew it, I moved to Baodingfu.
Ma: Baoding House good wow, Baoding House three treasures, iron ball, pasta sauce, spring does not age. It's good to have a couple of iron balls to swallow and play with.
Huang: I bear ah, why, nothing I swallow iron ball why ah?
Ma: Baoding Fu good, where to live it, do not move.
Huang: I went back to Beijing, I see what you say?
Ma: What, and moved back to Beijing, ah? The fight just to that station, a moment to move this, a moment to move that, you ate a rat drug is how?
Huang: How do you say this?
Ma: There is an accurate place?
Huang: I'm telling you, it has to do with our profession, the cycle of performances, where not to go ah?
Ma: Oh, you work a lot?
Huang: yes.
Ma: Have you been everywhere?
Huang: I've been to all of them.
Ma: Let me ask you, do you often go to Beijing?
Huang: I've been there, I can't say I've been there often, I've been there.
Ma: Have you been to Shanghai?
Huang: I've been there.
Ma: Shenyang?
Huang: I've been there.
Ma: Qiqihar?
Huang: I've been there.
Ma: Nanjing?
Huang: I've been there.
Ma: Tibet?
Huang: I've been there.
Ma: Xinjiang?
Huang: I've been there.
Ma: foreign countries?
Huang: This has not been there.
Ma: finished, finished, this point you are not as good as me.
Huang: You?
Ma: I am a regular export ...... abroad.
Huang: Huh? You startled me.
Ma: I'm a frequent exporter.
Huang: Go abroad?
Ma: Yes, because I am a traveler.
Huang: Oh, you are a traveler.
Ma: All over the world.
Huang: You go abroad a lot?
Ma: Often abroad.
Huang: Where have you been?
Ma: Where have you been, have you been abroad?
Huang: No. I've never been abroad.
Ma: That's good.
Huang: good?
Ma: Do you know about this England?
Huang: diplomatic relations, know ah.
Ma: Britain, Britain I have been. I've also been to France.
Huang: France has been.
Ma: I have to go again recently.
Huang: Then why didn't you go?
Ma: I'm going on a long trip and I need an assistant. Along the way to do some records for me, find some information and so on, lack of such a person, can not find.
Huang: Comrade, do you think I can do it, I'm called a self-recommendation.
Ma: You? I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm not a good person.
Huang: I was two hours short of graduating from college.
Ma: this road culture, you can not go wow.
Huang: What?
Ma: The road is too far.
Huang: far does not matter, we take the car ah.
Ma: I'm afraid you'll get carsick.
Huang: Then we take the boat.
Ma: I'm afraid you'll get seasick.
Huang: Then we take the airplane.
Ma: even more not, you dizzy high.
Huang: I have to what dizzy what.
Ma: you can not go, you do not know my plan.
Huang: Your plan is?
Ma: walk!
Huang: That leg walk?
Ma: Ah!
Huang: I understand what you mean, tour the mountains and play in the scenery, remember some material, is not that what you mean?
Ma: That's what I mean.
Huang: If you can walk, I can walk.
Ma: You can walk such a long way?
Huang: How fresh, if you can walk, I can walk.
Ma: So, I'll take you there, and we'll go here.
Huang: This is the way to go.
Ma: out of the door, we run to the southeast corner,
Huang: southeast corner.
Ma: east gate official silver, Beihai building, turtle armor hutong, Wanshougong, North Daguan, Hebei Street, Dahongqiaoer, West Yuzhuangzi, Dingzigu, South Cang, North Cang, go Pukou, Hangu, Taohuakou, Yangcun, Caicun, Heshimou, Anping, wharf, Zhangjiawan, go Tongxian, cross the Baliqiao, into the Beijing Qihua Gate, Dongsibalou, Beixinqiao, Jiaodoukou, out of the Dexiongmen, go to the Qinghe River, Shaha, Changping County, Nankou. Changping County, Nankou, Qinglongqiao, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai County, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhua, Shalingzi, Ningyuan, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou, Xiban, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhou'szhuang, Datong, Lushan, Fengzhen, Jining, Pindiquan, Sanchukou, Shibatai, Zhuozhishan, Sandaying, Ziguaying, Taobuqi, Hohhot, Sarazhi, Xibaotou, crossing the Wulasu Sea, Shizuishan
Huang: How else?
Ma: into Tibet. Nyalamu, Zash, Lumbu, Dolaben, Tianquan, Qaidamu, Qimu, Shar to Lhasa, Mozhugongka, Lali, Qaidamu, is Batang, Litang, Yalong River, Dadu River over the Luding Bridge, Chengdu, Sichuan Province, go Janyang, Ziyang, Rongchang, Yongchuan, to Chongqing, Guiyang, Guizhou Province, Zunyi, Yunnan Province, Kunming City, Wenshan, Yanshan to Guangxi, Nanning, Liuzhou, Yangshuo, Guilin, Hunan Province, Hengyang. Zhuzhou to Changsha. Hubei Province, Shashi, Hanyang, Hankou, Wushengguan, Henan Xiaogan, Xinyang, Zhumadian, Placebo, Xuchang, Zhengzhou, Kaifeng, Luoyang, Sanmenxia, Shaanxi, Lingbao, Tongguan, Huayin County, Xi'an, Xianyang, Yuexian to Yan'an.
Huang: All to Yan'an.
Ma: by Longmen across the Yellow River, Yuji County, Shanxi Province, Taiyuan City, Shouyang, Pingdingzhou, Yangquan, Jingfuzu, Hebei Shijiazhuang, Xinle, Wangdu, Baoding City, Shen, Wu, Rao, An, Hechang, Cangzhou, Nampi, Dongguang, Dezhou, Plain, Yucheng, Jinan, Shandong, Dangjiazhuang, Zhangxia, Wande, Jieshou, Tai'an, Northeast Slope, Dawenkou, Wucun, Qufu, Yanzhou, Guzhen, Xinqiao. Cao Laoji, is Bengbu, Mentaizi.
Huang: how else to go?
Ma: by Bai Guan, Xiaoxi River, Shimenshan, Zhang Baling, Tantzijie, Citibanking, Pukou across the river Nanjing City. Longtan, Xiashu, Zhenjiang, Kunshan, Lujiabin, Wuxi, Suzhou to Shanghai.
Huang: arrived in Shanghai.
Ma: go Songjiang, Zhejiang, Jiaxing, Shaoxing, Hangzhou, Jinhua to Jiangxi, Yongfeng Ruijin to Fujian. Go Qingzhou, Liancheng, Sanyuan Nanping, Fuzhou, Quanzhou, Jinmen, Xiamen, Ben Shankou, Guangdong Province, Guangzhou Leizhou, Hainan Island, over Kowloon, Hong Kong to Hanoi, Vietnam,
Huang: all out of the country.
Ma: Vientiane, Laos, Bangkok, Thailand, Yangon, Myanmar, Bangladesh India, Kolkata, Mumbai New Delhi, over Pakistan, Afghanistan. Iran Iraq. Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Ankara, across the Black Sea, to the Soviet Union, Ukraine, Stalingrad, Leningrad, Moscow, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Baltic Sea to Finland. Stockholm, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Berlin, Germany, Warsaw, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Budapest, Hungary. Romania, Bulgaria, Sofia, Greece, Albania, Yugoslavia, Italy, Switzerland, Rhema, France, Paris, Marseille, Mediterranean Sea, Gibraltar, Portugal, Spain, Madrid, across the English Channel to London. England, Scotland, Ireland, Iceland crossed the Atlantic to America. Traveled Canada Quebec, Newfoundland, Boston, New York, Washington, Chicago, San Francisco, Mexico, Central America, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Colombia, Bolivia, Victoria, Guyana, Brazil, Peru, Uruguay, Argentina, Buenos Aires, Chile, Santiago, Magellan. Mooreburn, Australia, across the Ocean State, go to Tunisia, Morocco, Algeria. Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Mozambique, Madagascar, to the South Seas Islands, Sumatra Jawa, Sirian, Malaysia, Philippines, Manila, over Luzon to Kyushu, Japan, Monji, Shimonoseki, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Tokyo Osaka, Nagoya, Chishima in the North Sea, the Kuril Islands, Kamchatka Peninsula, over the Sea of Japan to Korea. Pusan, Daegu, Seoul, Pyongyang Sinuiju. Cross the Yalu River, back to Dandong,
Huang: back again.
Ma: go Tonghua Meihekou, Jilin Province, Changchun City, Yanji, Shuanghe Town, Ning'an, Mudanjiang, Linkou, Jiamusi, Mulanba page, Harbin, Qiqihar, Inner Mongolia, Baktu, Hailaer, Manzhouli, Hulunbeier, Alishan, Ulaanhot, open source Tieling, chaotic rocky mountains, go to Xinchengzi, Wenguantun, Shenyang, Huanggutun, Xinminxian, Liuhaogou, Baichifangbao, Dahushan. Gaoshanzi, Qingduizi, Zhaojiatun, Gougangzi, Dalinghe, Shuangyangdian, Jinzhou, Daughter River, Gaoqiao, Tashan, Hanjiagou, Xingcheng, Baimiao, Shahoushou, Qianshou, Shanhaiguan. Take Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, to Luanzhou, Guye, Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Xinhe fifty neighborhoods, Dongxinzhuang, military grain city, Xinhe, Zhang Guizhuang, rolling Zhuangzi, the second Palace of Culture, Qianzhuang, all the Gu, trackless depot Dawangzhuang. Crossed the Liberation Bridge, Binjiang Road, Heping Road, South City, which is to the Great Wall Theater.
Ma: we can walk.
Huang: walking is too tiring ah.
Ma: tired does not matter ah.
Huang: What should we do?
Ma: You carry me.
Huang: I ah!