Cute and Naughty Friend Circle Copy

Cute and Naughty Friend Circle Copy (Selected 64 sentences) 1.Don't call me fat or I'll think you're jealous that I eat better than you. 2.? Got a girlfriend yet? Not yet. 3. What kind do you want to find? Just someone who can look at me! You're asking a lot! 3. Two people together for a long time, there will be a kind of inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: you ignore me, I will ignore you. 4. Once there was a vacation in front of me, I did not play enough to sleep enough, wait until the work to regret. 5. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. 6. Don't expect to lose weight, the eight quitters have traveled a hundred thousand miles and have not seen thin down, and, he also eat vegetarian! 7. When Dayu was treating the water, he passed the door of his house three times, so his wife sang at home every day to miss him:? Those Years Missing Dayu 8. Teacher, please don't just point out the student who is looking down in class, although he may be sleeping, he may also be picking his nose! 9.? The wolf is coming! No one will believe a child who says it three times,? The teacher is coming! Said countless times or take it seriously every time, finally found a kind of thing more terrible than the wolf. 10. Weight loss is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temperament. 11. When I took the history test, I inexplicably had a sense of heaviness, because I was about to change history. 12. When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad, at least your judgment is still right. 13. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date? is to look at the feng shui for the grave; confession? It is to dig your own grave; to get married? It's a double martyrdom; a change of love? is to move the grave; the third party? It is a grave robber! 14. Don't underestimate me, so far, the earth is still under my feet. 15. Every day is busy, to keep converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 16. I just want to turn around gracefully, not expecting to hit the wall magnificently. 17. When I left my home country back then, people in the countryside never got to drink a well of water again. 18.? Do you like my angelic face or devilish body?? I like your sense of humor.? 19. There has always been such a class in the teacher's mouth, good in study, good in discipline, good in hygiene, good in everything. The name of this class is called ? Other class? 20. Tonight supine tomorrow morning sit up, in fact, the movement is so simple. 21. Men get dumped, money problems; women get dumped, looks problems; I get dumped, you have a problem with your head. 22. I can't believe that someone dislikes the new version of the RMB ugly, no matter what he becomes, I will always love him, I care not about his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love. 23. Life is like a landlord, some people, just now or a gang, a turn of the eye into an enemy. 24. Lose weight this thing, it is 3 days to fish, 362 days to sunshine net. 25. Like a person, he has wifi ah; especially like a person, he has a charging treasure. 26. In the age of girls like flowers, you grew into a succulent plant. 27. I'm looking for an object with only one requirement: to be able to get along with my other objects. 28. The so-called lover's eye out of the West, look ugly more to be confident, take care of yourself, in case the blind cat meets the dead rat? 29. If you want to embrace me, please tell me in advance, I want to put the little belly away. 30. Some people save your number is to call you, I'm not the same, I am to not answer. 31. I love life, life does not love me, every time I wash my head, I feel that I am one step closer to baldness. 32. I'm a salted fish, and I'm not too keen on turning over. 33. A true warrior should dare to face up to the beautiful beauty, dare to face up to the miserable single. 34. The world is like this, once you have no money, even 10086 will not care about you again. 35. More than a few boyfriends how, I type fast and not chatting over. 36. The harder I work, the luckier I get, really. The harder I work, the more my coworkers push the work to me, the more lucky they are. 37. Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and spherical is also a figure. 38. What if I'm old, those square dances are so hard. 39. Before the exam ready 2B pencil, ruler, eraser, now the exam ready cell phone, APP, charging treasure, WIFI, and cell phone do not owe. 40. If you can not get rich overnight, two nights also line, half a month is also acceptable. 41. I feel that 2000 a month has reached the peak of life, I am still single, I dare not make a girlfriend, because I am afraid that my girlfriend figure my money. 42. I do not know the way back to this wild horse, but you this villain, I must eradicate. 43. At this moment, the irritable mood is like the result of dividing ten by three, endless. 44. But where you can find someone to talk to, you will not be in the circle of friends, sharing music. 45. Stay up all night this thing, accidentally did not do a good job, it became an all-nighter. 46. Sadder than the sad story, probably is that I have been hungry chest to back, touch the stomach, or a pile of meat. 47. The mood at work today is: not in the mood to go to work. 48. I can only see the last train of happiness far away, not that I did not catch, but the pressure is not squeezed up. 49. I hate it when people eat in front of me and eat something so fragrant, but also do not share it with me, too arrogant. 50. lying on the bed to play with the phone, but open the TV computer to put their own simply do not look at the program, is to have a little sound and feel not lonely. 51. female classmate's computer malfunction, call the after-sales service department; your computer how so, slow to death, only fools will buy your computer. Customer service answer; I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but please do not criticize yourself, your problem we will solve as soon as possible. 52. A university has an open-book exam, and the professor says you can bring anything you can carry. On the day of the exam, a certain A carried three large boxes of books and a certain has brought a laptop computer. When the two men were having a good time, they saw a certain C carrying a graduate student into the classroom. 53. On the bus, I was wearing Bluetooth headphones and listening to songs. Suddenly, an older woman whispered to me young man, I froze, enthusiastically answered you have something, the mom proudly said to a moncler outlet store, I said, look at him that brand is good, so small voice can be heard, moncler outlet store asked; young man, you this hearing aid where to buy. 54. Why are the hamburgers in your store so small? The customer looked at the hamburgers served by the waiter and angrily questioned. You'll know in a moment, it's not easy to eat such a small hamburger, the waiter said leisurely. 55. A man ran to a farmhouse to ask for directions, the man asked; Excuse me, where is the nearest train station, and when is the next train to the city, the farmer replied to him; You can go through my field, in that case you can catch the 5:20 train, if my cows see you, then you might be able to catch the 5 o'clock train. 56. One day, the hospital admitted a heart attack patient, doctor A; the patient is how the onset of the doctor B; the moncler jackets early in the morning to carry a bucket of water, to help his son wash the car, climbing up and down the wash for an hour and a half, the doctor A; Oh, overexertion, right, not, that's because of what, after the wash, and found that the wash is not his son's car, and then a heart attack. 57. Buddy taught me a way to government departments to do business, first go to the picture posted on the wall to find the name of their leaders, the turn of their own business, pretending to say on the phone; X Secretary ah, no, I'm so simple a thing can trouble you, I came directly to the counter to do a turn back to play mahjong together. Then with the clerk said; Hello, the other side will generally be fast and nimble to help you get it done. 58. and the leadership of the meal together, a leader to my side of the cucumber, I immediately stood up, hands over the cucumber, and even said thank you, the results of the leadership said; thank you ah, I let you hand over the sauce in front of. 59. There was a girl, always looking for me to help her install the system, install software, clean up the garbage files, at first felt that the girl is too stupid, now, after more than ten years of singleness, only to know that in fact, I am too stupid. 60. An FBI agent complained to the personnel department, claiming that he was maliciously retaliated against by his superiors, when asked about specific instances, the agent said; my boss sent me to China to find two informants, the investigating officer said, this is not excessive orders ah, the agent angrily; but he gave me the only clues, and only the names of those two people; Jianguo and Haitao. 61. In order to stimulate my wife's interest in doing housework, I hid a little money in the house in a more chaotic place, the pocket ah, box underground ah, clothes ah, total over there are five or six hundred dollars, and then said to my wife; wife, you are at home today to find the treasure, and by the way to find a bit of pocket money, more work, more money ah. And so back home from work to take a look, oh my God, his wife has long been gone, the house with the bad as a thief, more chaotic than before. 62. After the license, my husband leaned against the car with a melancholy face, took out a cigarette and smoked a mouthful, the whole person looks particularly sad, and faintly opened his mouth and asked me to see if I was married with maturity and stability. 63. son asked his father, what is the difference between frugal and stingy, dad said; I can not afford to buy things for themselves, your mother said I am frugal, your mother and I want ten things, I only bought eight, she said I was stingy. 64. My oldest brother is getting married, and the bride is my high school classmate. I that happy ah, then volunteered to help my brother write wedding invitations, writing writing suddenly feel a little bit wrong, I wrote twenty invitations repeatedly viewed again and again, there is no problem ah, in the end, where it is not right. At this time, to pass the door of the sister-in-law came over, saw me write a good invitation, she said, or write your brother's name, you have to go to school.