Request a copy of the lyrics to "80s

You've got the wrong song title, don't you? Do you think it's the following one?

Unlike you guys nowadays, you're not weaned until you're 20

You're a smart kid, but you can't tell the difference between good and bad!

Look at the one you brought home, she's so pretty

If we were in the ancient times, she would be a white Kui!

She's got the legs of a crippled Li and the mouth of Song Moumou

Sitting there, she attracts flies, and even the dung beetles think she's a dung ball!

You could drive me crazy at your boyfriend's age

Even Qianlong would call him "Big Brother"!

Headlines all over his face, and he looks like a vegetarian pill!

If grenades cost a penny each

I'd like to throw a hundred thousand dollars at him!

While it's true that once you're born, you go hungry

and once you go to school, you don't listen, and once you graduate, you don't have a job

It's not like you have to sing and dance like that for just a couple of dates, is it?

What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Is it your job to chase a sow after a pig?

You're not married, you don't know the depths of love

I've been married to your aunt for over 20 years, and she bullies us all the time!

Once a husband and wife, a monk is a vegetarian

What does the marriage law say? You can't just swing a kitchen knife!

He's too meaty to do anything, and too stinky to play mahjong

The jokes are not funny, but the wine is not enough!

Pick him up and whip him! I'm going to take him up and whip him!

How dare you challenge me? I'll take him up!!!!!

The modernization of life, the feminization of men

The savagization of women, you have to listen to the past!

Books are not enough when you need them, and money is not enough at the end of the month

Catching a toad can squeeze out a ball of powder, and social competition is terrible!

It doesn't matter if your father was a pedicab driver or your mother was a nut seller

Even if you've been dancing for generations

Painting a Nike on your head, you have to pretend to be a descendant of the Duke of Pao

To tell the truth, everyone will praise you for your elegance, elegance, and goodness!

But don't fall into a hole like that, do you really think you're an actor?

Life is about practicing light kung fu all your life, you have to keep your strength up

No way to get comfortable! You can't ***And*** here!

Remember, modesty makes you better, and shit makes you better!

Don't get angry, change your underwear, and eat your veggies!

You want to be a leader but you don't have the awareness, you want to be a rich man but you don't have the brains

You want to be someone's wife but you're a man! It's useless to think about it!

The return of the prodigal son will not change the old shoes and clothes for eggs!

If you can't do it, you'll make 20,000 dollars in ten years.

That's a lot of money! I can't even hear you!

What do you really do? I've always wanted to be a rich man!

I'm on the ceiling! I'm on the red carpet!

I eat abalone upwards! I'm a multinational businessman!

The pure and simple slice of laziness walks the streets and shouts, "Repair the umbrella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ouch, ouch, ouch, the unlucky post-80s

Ouch, ouch, ouch, the post-80s in the honey pot

Ouch, ouch, ouch, the uninformed post-80s

Everyone hates the post-80s, everyone loves the post-80s

Everyone hates the post-80s, everyone loves the post-80s

And I'm so proud of you, I can't believe it.