Unlike you guys nowadays, you're not weaned until you're 20
You're a smart kid, but you can't tell the difference between good and bad!
Look at the one you brought home, she's so pretty
If we were in the ancient times, she would be a white Kui!
She's got the legs of a crippled Li and the mouth of Song Moumou
Sitting there, she attracts flies, and even the dung beetles think she's a dung ball!
You could drive me crazy at your boyfriend's age
Even Qianlong would call him "Big Brother"!
Headlines all over his face, and he looks like a vegetarian pill!
If grenades cost a penny each
I'd like to throw a hundred thousand dollars at him!
While it's true that once you're born, you go hungry
and once you go to school, you don't listen, and once you graduate, you don't have a job
It's not like you have to sing and dance like that for just a couple of dates, is it?
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Is it your job to chase a sow after a pig?
You're not married, you don't know the depths of love
I've been married to your aunt for over 20 years, and she bullies us all the time!
Once a husband and wife, a monk is a vegetarian
What does the marriage law say? You can't just swing a kitchen knife!
He's too meaty to do anything, and too stinky to play mahjong
The jokes are not funny, but the wine is not enough!
Pick him up and whip him! I'm going to take him up and whip him!
How dare you challenge me? I'll take him up!!!!!
The modernization of life, the feminization of men
The savagization of women, you have to listen to the past!
Books are not enough when you need them, and money is not enough at the end of the month
Catching a toad can squeeze out a ball of powder, and social competition is terrible!
It doesn't matter if your father was a pedicab driver or your mother was a nut seller
Even if you've been dancing for generations
Painting a Nike on your head, you have to pretend to be a descendant of the Duke of Pao
To tell the truth, everyone will praise you for your elegance, elegance, and goodness!
But don't fall into a hole like that, do you really think you're an actor?
Life is about practicing light kung fu all your life, you have to keep your strength up
No way to get comfortable! You can't ***And*** here!
Remember, modesty makes you better, and shit makes you better!
Don't get angry, change your underwear, and eat your veggies!
You want to be a leader but you don't have the awareness, you want to be a rich man but you don't have the brains
You want to be someone's wife but you're a man! It's useless to think about it!
The return of the prodigal son will not change the old shoes and clothes for eggs!
If you can't do it, you'll make 20,000 dollars in ten years.
That's a lot of money! I can't even hear you!
What do you really do? I've always wanted to be a rich man!
I'm on the ceiling! I'm on the red carpet!
I eat abalone upwards! I'm a multinational businessman!
The pure and simple slice of laziness walks the streets and shouts, "Repair the umbrella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ouch, ouch, ouch, the unlucky post-80s
Ouch, ouch, ouch, the post-80s in the honey pot
Ouch, ouch, ouch, the uninformed post-80s
Everyone hates the post-80s, everyone loves the post-80s
Everyone hates the post-80s, everyone loves the post-80s
And I'm so proud of you, I can't believe it.