Small Cui: Today is the 20-day countdown to the World Expo, and the finals of the Expo's best promotional combinations are held tonight! Coming to us tonight are two of the most popular groups: the Big Story Group and the Popular Star Group.
Chou: Let's welcome these two groups to the stage with a warm round of applause!
The Eight Precepts: Song accompanied by the song "A Porky Pig Falls from the Sky" (movements and beats)
Mechanical college campaign, the master sent me to play the front station,
The following are beautiful women, where there are goblins and ghosts
They are, and I'm happy to do it! Master, safe and sound!
The Tang Monk appeared: "Only----you----! Can accompany me to fetch the Western scriptures; Only----you----! Only----you----! Can protect me, so that crabs and mussels can't eat me; You have the greatest skill, that is Only----you----!" (lip-synching)
The king of the Daughter Kingdom performs an appearance: Daughter Love, dance.
King of the Daughter Kingdom: beautiful?
Eighth Ring: (stares) Beautiful, stinking beautiful!
The Tang Monk: Do not be obsessed with the song, brother is just a legend.
Small Zhou: The group of Big Story Journey to the West consists of the famous Tang Monk, the King of the Daughter Kingdom and the Eight Precepts.
Small Choi: Now ask the popular star group to go out!
Small Shenyang piapia's appearance
Small Shenyang "Hello, everyone. I am Xiao Shenyang. Maybe you see me, are blinded, ho ~ ~, do not look at me look perverted In fact, I'm old talented. Friends, the eight rings are on the stage, to my appearance, we will rest, you clap can be tired can be tired it, your wrist a pain, my heart all pain, do not, do not, stop, do not stop"
White clouds appeared: "seven years ago a word from the bottom of my heart, I and the black soil feelings ripples, last year's small Cui said things, completely Broken my Moonchild 2. (Look at the banner) Mechanical College Spring Festival Party, arrived."
(Bai Yun twisted around to look behind): Huh? Where's Black? (then shouts to the back): old man, what's the holdup?
Black earth appeared: "Traveled through the south and north, Shaolin Temple before the split legs. Adidas has spoken on behalf of the Nike brand cut the color. Help Shakespeare mother pleaded, and Chen Shui-bian anxious eyes, but also for the people in the disaster area donated money. All my greatness can cover Yao Ming's face."
White cloud: "This time let dry what come?"
Black Earth: "Xiao Cui called to let come, said the World Expo to choose the ambassador, but the travel expenses are fully reimbursed."
Small Cui: popular star duo consists of the popular new star Xiao Shenyang, the famous master of humor Bai Yun, Black Earth. I believe tonight's arrival will also surely bring us a lot of joy.
Small Choi: We know that the Tang Monk and his disciples traveled to the west to get scriptures and brought harmony to our earth. Now let's interview the group:
Small Week: Is Elder Tang particularly stressed out as a historical figure?
Tang Monk: how to say especially stressful, the pressure that is quite a lot, it is difficult to be a man, it is even more difficult to be a monk.
King of the Daughter Kingdom: It's even harder to be a famous monk.
White Cloud: how to imitate me?
Small Shenyang: Hmph, shameless.
Tang Monk: you do people have the pressure of being a person, we do monks have the pressure of being a monk, every year to declare the foundation project of Buddhism, but also to bring so many graduate students, but also to publish a paper, and so many female fans want me to receive.
King of the Daughter Kingdom: How dare you.
Chou: May I ask what the monk has been busy with lately?
The Tang Monk: I am engaged in Buddhism lectures, not long ago Obama came to listen to the sutra, go back after Obama also rated a Nobel Peace Prize.
Chou: Oh. The original Obama's peace prize also wholesale from the monks.
King of the Daughter Kingdom: That's right, my brother Jade Emperor is the best.
Small Shenyang: That's too shameless, ho~~.
The Tang Monk: Watch the way you talk.
Small Zhou: Then let's also ask the Eight Precepts what they're up to.
Eighth Ring: I am now sensitized by my master and also engaged in biological research, for example, your human genetic map, animal viruses.
Small Shenyang: swine flu virus ah!
Eighth ring: that is wronged us, the bull demon king treatment of mad cow disease developed psoriasis vigorously pill, was my grandson piggy man as a lollipop to mistakenly served, infected everyone!CNN but hard to buckle in our head.
Small week: it seems to do people can not be too CNN. then we ask the daughter king.
King of the Daughters: I have heard that the RMB is going to appreciate in order to improve the lives of my people, so I came to Shanghai to exchange some RMB, and at the same time, I invested in Pudong to buy a suite to participate in the World Expo.
Chou: No wonder the property and stock markets are inflated now.
King of the Daughters: There is no way, the last name of money is not bad!
Small Choi: We interview the popular celebrity duo!
Small Cui: Auntie, I heard that your "Moonchild" 2 was published, and the scene must have been particularly hot on the day of the book signing, right?
Baiyun: How to say especially hot, that is quite hot, the scene is big, that guy, gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, a sea of people. （
Black Earth: That's true, the village toilet had run out of paper, and when I heard that the book had been signed and delivered, the whole township went to get the book.
White clouds: not talking can suffocate you? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. (tone)
Black earth: I have a stomachache. (Covered with a hand)
White clouds: (with a hand to pull the hand of the black earth) How do you have a drooping stomach!
Small Cui: It seems that big mom's family education is really strict, then big mom, come to compete today, facing such a strong opponent, have any confidence.
Baiyun: We came here today, mainly to exercise Xiao Shenyang, who has less experience in big competitions, to piggyback on the championship.
Small Shenyang: Going the way of others, so that others have no way out. Take other people's prizes, so that others have no prize to take.
Small Cui: It's really humorous. It seems that tonight is a chess match, so let's just look forward to a great show.
Scene 2: (Expo knowledge quiz 5min)
Chou: In order to show the fairness, we will let the two combinations to answer the questions on the spot, and finally decide the best publicity combination of today's Expo.
Chai: Well, now that the netizens' questions are out, let's start with a brief mapping. The World Expo is a global international event, do you speak English?
Black Earth: Xiao Shenyang, you give a random whole two sentences.
Small Shenyang: I can speak, I have an English name and a good foundation in English. Last time in the Olympics, Lao Sha! (Bajie interrupted: my brother)
Shamaranch! To see me perform, I sang him an English version of the duo, so sing "Ab cd efg"; (foreign tunes)
Laosha was listening to the music, you're good at English, and will sing something else? I said, "Yes," and sang "Happy Birthday to You". The company's website is a great source of information about the company's products and services, and the company's website is a great source of information.
Black Earth: It was a coincidence that it was Lao Sha's birthday, and Lao Sha was happy, but Lao Sha's wife was crying. Why? She he forgot the old sand's birthday.
The Eight Commandments: I have all the goods in my belly, just a few.
Eighth Ring: open split dishes King of the Queen: KFC
Eighth Ring: tea King of the Queen: tea
Small Shenyang: green tea Eight Ring: green tea King of the Queen: this is a combination of Chinese and Western
Eighth Ring: miximixi King of the Queen: Japanese
Eighth Ring: buy the bill King of the Queen: Shanghai dialect
Bajie: Finally, I'll give you a heavyweight WC King of the Kingdom of China: Enough (hurriedly pulls Bajie back)
Tang Monk: Indecent!
Chou: It seems both teams have a good foundation in English. Continue to listen to the questions. The following question is up for grabs, so listen up, what is the mascot of the Shanghai World Expo?
Black Earth: Dabao
Tang Monk: Ha ha ha, it's Haibao!
White Cloud: you say you are not ashamed, will not still stand out to get it.
Black earth: not all blame you, all day wipe that thing, but also "Dabao, see you every day".
King of the Daughter Kingdom: Yeah! You don't know how a pig dies, do you?
Popularity group: ask him (pointing to the eight rings, laughing)
Tang Monk: you are a self-made mess, with the Chinese men's soccer team!
The eight rings: do not laugh. Then laugh each person to send you a A-flux.
Small Shenyang: not afraid, just had a vaccination.
The eight ring: that give you a weight.
Small Zhou: This question is scored by the team of big talkers. In what year did China succeed in winning the right to host the 2010 World Expo?
Black Earth: It's a long story, remember it was the first snowfall in 2002. It came a little later than 2001.
Popular Stars (dancing and singing by Shenyang Jr.): The first snow of 2002 came a little later than usual, stopping at the No. 2 bus on the eighth floor.
Chou: Stop, how to sing.
King of the Daughters: I know, around winter.
The Big Story team sang in unison (dancing and singing by the Tang Monk): Not at this time I don't know when, I think it will be about winter, not at this time I don't know when, I think it will be about winter.
Trey: Stop, stop, stop. The correct answer is December 3, 2002, so both teams are credited 0.5 points each for this question.
Big Story: Yeah! Popular Star: Oh, yeah!
Small Choi: They all seem to be very talented. Next question, which is the tallest in Shanghai~~?
Black Earth: Yao Ming!
Chou: Building?
Tang Monk: World Trade Center
Black Earth: pull it down, this Indian ah san knows nothing. 911 was screwed over.
Daughter King: I know, Shanghai World Financial Center. My boyfriend and I stayed there for a night. (shy expression) Sorry, the average person can not afford to live, a few thousand dollars a night it.
Eighth Ring: Master, how come I didn't see this in Next Magazine? Above all is the rooster laying eggs, surnamed rice rats in Pudong do nest and so on.
The Tang monk: against the paparazzi to use anti-tracking technology, learn a little.
Small Shenyang: It is like you eight ring so much gossip.
The eight rings: go!
Small Cui: not bad for a master! What about the fastest?
Black Earth: (raises hand) Fan Run Run!
King of the Daughter Kingdom: what what what, of course it's our family's big brother - the Monkey King.
White Cloud: That's not right either, it should be Cao Cao... Speak of Cao Cao, and the Monkey King can't beat Cao Cao.
Eighth ring: then I know, should be Shanghai's prices run the fastest. Once there was a pig's nest, I still think of two-room households, now even the chicken nest can not afford to buy, have to snail in the Tongfu Inn. The biggest pain in a pig's life is nothing more than not having a nest.
Small week: good. We're now looking at the voting results, with the final outcome determined by text message support both on and off the field. Let's count down to 5, 5 4 3 2 1
Scene 3: (Internet and live voting results 3 min)
Chai: OK, we have the results, let's bring out our special guest to announce the results.
Mr. Zheng: I announce the Expo 2010 Shanghai Publicity Ambassadors duo as the Popular Star Team! Congratulations (Applause)! We award prizes to the Popular Star Team!
Small Zhou: Please welcome the award winners!
The two teams were each awarded a big (Haibao) and a big (Haibao)
Small Cui: Here is the popular star team's acceptance speech:
Small Shenyang: Thank you to Huali TV, Dongfang TV, and in the future there may be a thank you to CCTV, and thank you to my master. And thanks to my dad, mom, thanks to our opponents, thanks to the teachers on the scene, female fans, you follow me all the way, but also have to accompany me all the way it, together PIA-PIA. Ho~~. The program is almost over, everyone just don't applaud, head before you applaud, I old heartache.
Small Cui: that black soil uncle, white clouds aunt also whole two sentences?
White Cloud: I'm all set, I'll say it.
(Walked to the host and whispered): Cui! Don't forget your big mom's appearance fee.
Cui: Oh! I know - the usual rules, 80 for you, 40 for him, before taxes.
White Cloud: hmm.
Black Earth: (in a serious tone) Xiao Cui ah. You have to know, your big mom is no longer the big mom you used to be, older, not clear-headed, you do not need to bully her old man.
Baiyun: (nodding) Uh-huh.
Black Earth: Your grandpa will always be your grandpa.
Host: How does that sound so awkward.
Black Earth: Your grandpa is sober in the head na-.
Small Cui: (suddenly realized) Oh--! Good - good - good! Then it's after taxes!
Black Earth: They say Xiao Cui has depression, it doesn't look like it to me.
Host: (nods frequently) Right, right, right.
Black Earth: (Facing the audience) It's just that the heart of the mind has become bad! (Turns back to face the host) Right? Oh.
Host: (nodding frequently) Yes, yes, yes!
Small Cui: Master, please give your acceptance speech,
White Cloud: (pulling away from the black soil), I'll do it!
(Black earth backpack inside to find a small book, message note so big, very small, width 6-7cm ,high 1-2cm. a page is only enough to write a sentence, to the white cloud)
(open the first page of the book, read a sentence) reform and opening up for more than 30 years,
(open the second page of the book) (shouting) Now all women stand up (pause) ........
(Open the second page of the booklet). Rural women are rich (pause) ........
(opens book to page 3) now. .........
White Cloud: What the hell are you doing here?
Black Earth: The manuscript is wrong, I have it here.
White clouds: the spring wind of reform blowing all over the ground, - Huali faculty and staff have backbone, - to buy a house to Fengxian go, - (anxious, nothing embarrassing, left to look at the right to look)
Black earth: (imitating Shunyi review of the throw out action) told him downtown houses can not be sold!
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1: judges 2: English students 3: history students 4: sports students
1: the motherland is becoming increasingly prosperous and strong, the people's lives are flourishing, the World Expo is about to be held to contribute to their own modest strength. You guys are asking what I do? I'm a judge tonight, here to select volunteers for the World Expo.
Ladies and gentieman, let's welcome the three Expo volunteers with warm applause!
Music up, 2: Hello,everybody! My name is yin chao qiang. My name, as the name suggests, yin chao qiang, yin chao qiang, English super strong!
3: Good evening everyone ah! I miss you all ah ...... my name is Strebang. When I was in trouble, it was you guys who didn't give up and didn't give up, so I was able to get to where I am today! What? You still don't know my name? My name is Shin Jung-ho. Shin Biho, the body is just fine!
1: The names of these three are so interesting ah, seeing as you guys are so good, I really want to pick all of you!
234: YE!"
1: Well, well, that's not certain! You'd better compare yourselves with each other, and I'll decide who to choose in the end
2: I'll go first, then, as we all know, English is the best tool for communicating with foreigners ah, how can we do without knowing English in this era? I'm going to test you, Mr. Shen, do you know what HOU ARE YOU means?
4: This is simple, HOU is the meaning of how, ARE is the meaning of yes, YOU is the meaning of you, together is not how is your meaning?
2 laugh: that HOU OID ARE YOU is what it means? Shi students?
3: OLD is the meaning of old, that is not obvious, this sentence means how old is you?
2 laughed: don't understand is don't understand, don't make things up there ah, all of you say, this English is not good, can he be a volunteer?3: Come on, less in front of me SHOW, you English is not very good? Then I ask you ah, do you know Yue Fei his father's name ah?
2: This how I know ah, YOU ASK ME, I ASK WHO, you or directly ask his old man got
3: This shows the history of bad terrible place, we all know that Yue Fei his mother called mother-in-law, that Yue Fei his father is not father-in-law?
2: Father-in-law?
3: Hey, this child really understand
4: Stop, you are not good health can do volunteer? The body is the most important thing!
1: Don't argue! I'm going to ask you a question myself, Mr. Yin, you go first
2: Then I'll go first, Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Come on
1: How do you say thank you in English if you want to thank someone?
4 is in a hurry ......2 remind him: thank you!
4: Three, three, three pieces of meat!
1: This is Shin's English, right? Quite a gentleman ...... (23 snickering from the sidelines)
1: Ugh, you guys can't even speak English well, how can you be Expo volunteers? This is the end of this round, your performance is poor, if your performance is still like this in the final round, I'll have to reconsider giving this volunteer spot to someone else
234: Don't, judges! Give us another chance
1: Let's see how you guys do in the final round. The rules for the final round are as follows, each contestant makes a half-minute summary speech, now start ...... This time, let's have Shin first ......
4 (coughs, clears throat): First of all, I'd like to thank CCTV, JSTV, MTV. Channel V for giving me this opportunity to stand here, as if there is no CCTV, sorry. I would like to thank so many FANS under the stage for their silent support and affirmation to me for so many years. Thank you all. Even though I was unfortunately eliminated this time, I will still support our Expo as an ordinary student in the future, thank you!
3: From Confucius and Mencius in the Spring and Autumn Period to the general public in today's socialism, each of us is doing the same dream, hoping that our motherland can be strong, and now that the World Expo has opened to our doorsteps, as a secondary school student, I have the obligation to let the world know about our motherland and our 5,000 years of splendid civilization!
2: I don't have much to say, I just improvised a poem, organizing the World Expo I'm proud, everyone's face is proud, I'm contributing to the World Expo, volunteering to be a good host!
1 Applause: Good, each of you let me can not give up ah, I decided that all three of you to do the Expo volunteers, together for our Expo cheer for our motherland cheer! Maybe our strength is insignificant, but as long as we are dedicated to our motherland, to serve the people, it is a powerful force! Now I have to go to other places to ask for volunteers to go, to make our Expo the best! (Goes behind the curtain)
234: Hey, hey, hey, there's still us, 1, wait for us, we'll go and volunteer now! (chases after 1, down)