Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, I find your singing is getting more and more beautiful. Are you going to give a concert?
Shenyang: What concerts are there? We're going to occupy the beach!
Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, I definitely can't go to Shanghai today. I didn't bring my swimming trunks.
Shenyang: Stop it, brother. We are the kitchen knife gang, and we collect protection money, you know?
Yang Bing: I see.
Small Shenyang: I heard that there is a nail house named Cheng Fengfeng around here.
Yang Bing: No, Feng Chengcheng.
Shenyang: You are talking about TV series, and I am talking about sketches. Teacher Wu has a saying, well said, funny, we are serious!
Night Shanghai, night Shanghai, you are a city that never sleeps. Lights are brightly lit, cars are ringing, and singing and dancing are rising. ...
Duck egg: OK, OK, don't practice yet, just eat wonton.
Fat ya: Well, as a dancer, you must keep fit and keep in shape. Look how fat you two are. Dance. We are serious! Eat chaos. Feng Feng of China Dialogue Network thinks that we are in parliament, and that is the top card.
Duck egg: Hum, just me. If I don't stand in the front, I can't see behind.
Fat ya: Fengfeng, why don't you go to Paramount with me?
Duck egg: Elder sister, you still want me to go back with you to sell melon seeds. Come on, it is not easy to be young. Give me a chance.
Fat ya: Anyway, there are too many punks to do anything.
Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, here we are.
Shenyang: Remember, brother, you must use tricks.
Yang Bing: Trick. I see. Watch! Brother Qiang, I found something. That woman looks beautiful.
Shenyang: Please, we are not as heavy as her. It's too wide to grow.
Yang Bing: No, I mean the narrow ones.
Shenyang: Oh, these two little vagrants.
Yang Bing: Brother Qiang, you choose and give me the rest.
Shenyang: What are we doing here?
Yang Bing: Protection money.
Shenyang: Go! Boss!
Duck egg: Hey
Small Shenyang: Order.
Duck egg: What do you want to eat?
Shenyang: What's the matter?
Duck eggs: chaos
Shenyang: Have a bowl of chaos.
Yang Bing: When I come back, I will force my brother to avoid eating chaos, without skin or stuffing.
Duck egg: Would you like a bowl?
Yang Bing: Have soup.
Ya Dan: Sorry, there are no extra bowls if you want soup.
Yang Shulin: Ah, come on, Brother Qiang, you can play safely. The sample has a short temper. What is this if it's not a bowl? Huh? It's not big. It's rather stiff. Brother Qiang, have soup.
(Dog barks)
Who are you cursing? Stop barking. What kind of dog is your hotel?
Ya Dan: No, that, your bowl is his.
Shenyang: What am I talking about? Your name is Cheng Fengfeng?
Ya Dan: Hmm.
Shenyang: Do you know the rules here?
Ya Dan: I don't know.
Little Shenyang: Do you know that you have to pay the protection fee?
Ya Dan: I don't know.
Shenyang: Do you know that it hurts me to talk to me like this?
Ya Dan: Do you know you are in the pot?
Yang Shulin: Brother Qiang, who burned your hand? Is that you? Is that you?
Ya Dan: Not me, him. ...
Yang Shulin: Cheng Fengfeng, let me tell you that we are here to collect protection money.
Ya Dan: He himself, not big brother. ...
Small Shenyang: collect protection fees!
Oh, that's terrible
Shenyang: Can you respect my profession? Why don't you run?
Fat ya: Brother, my legs are numb or I would have run away.
Shenyang: Climb back.
Fat ya: Ah.
Ya Dan: No, guys, what are you doing? You scared all my guests away.
Shenyang: Don't say it's useless. Pay the protection fee.
Ya Dan: Brother, the protection fee is too high. I really didn't.
Shenyang: Really?
Ya Dan: No, I really don't have a brother.
Shenyang: You won't pay it?
Ya Dan: Not Big Brother.
Yang Shulin: Will it be paid? Do you want to pay? Pay or not!
Ya Dan: I really don't have a brother.
Shenyang: I tell you, Cheng Fengfeng, if you don't pay it today, we won't leave, whether it's one year, two years or ten years.
Ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, and we were still the same, staying with a stranger and walking through a gradually familiar street.
Ya Dan: Ten years later, we can still greet each other like friends, but this greeting is so gentle that we can't find any reason to hug, and lovers will eventually become friends.
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The cast of "Shanghai Beach":
1, Xiao Shenyang
Xiao Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, 198 1 was born in kaiyuan city, Tieling City, Liaoning Province on May 7th. China actor, singer, director and host.
Worship Zhao Benshan in 2006; In 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to emerge, officially entering the film and television circle.
In 2009, he performed the sketch "Not Bad Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian and Mao Mao in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. In the same year, he starred in the film "Surprise with Three Guns" directed by Zhang Yimou.
20 10 starred in the action comedy movie the legendary swordsman, and 20 10 participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch Donation; 20 1 1 starred in the TV series "OuYangDe", 20 12 starred in the TV series "Kitchen", and 20 14 performed the sketch "I really want to go home" on Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.
On February 8, 20 16, the movie "Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon of Journey to the West" was released nationwide; In the same year, he starred in the movie "Extraordinary Deal" and the comedy suspense action movie "Everything I said is true"; In the same year, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "Cross-border Song King" competition and won the third place in the finals.
In September of the same year, he hosted the first variety show "Cross-border king of comedy" and starred in the movie "Lover" with Sean in February of 20 16.
In 20 17, I confirmed that I would continue to play the role of Pig in The Journey to the West.
June 20 17 starred in the film Under the Ice and was shortlisted for the 20th Shanghai International Film Festival. In June of 20 18, his film "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" was released nationwide in June of 20 18.
2. Ya Dan
Ya Dan, whose real name is Lv Pin, was born in qitaihe city, Heilongjiang Province on1October 29th, and 1987 165438 is an actress in China.
In 2009, he performed a sketch "Not Bad Money" on CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
20 10 participated in the Spring Festival Evening of Beijing Satellite TV and performed the sketch "I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening".
20 13 participated in Jiangsu satellite TV's star diving competition program "Star Diving Rubik's Cube".
20 14 participated in Tianjin TV's drama reality show "beautiful countryside" and entered the final with Henry and Bird.
20 15 participated in the comedy reality show "Happy Comedian Season 1" of Oriental TV.
20 16 participated in the performance sketch "Not Bad Money 2" in the reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" of Oriental TV.
3. Yang Shulin
Yang Shulin, whose real name is Yang Bing, 1986, is from Tieling, Liaoning. He is the 22nd disciple of Chinese mainland actor and comedian Zhao Benshan.
20 12 got everyone's attention because he participated in the sketch "Meet in the Narrow Road" with Master Zhao Benshan at the Spring Festival Gala of the Ministry of Public Security.
April 20 15, participated in the reality show "Happy Comedian" of the star comedy contest, and performed brilliantly in New Shanghai, Empresses in the Palace, Not Bad Money 2 and other works.
2065438+March 2006, the second half of the second season of "Happy Comedian" was successfully starred by Help Evolution. In the eighth issue of Let's Get Married, Yang Shulin and fat ya went into battle together and staged a bizarre "wedding plan".
From 2065438 to September 2006, he participated in the star cross-border comedy competition program "Cross-border king of comedy" and won the championship with Li Yugang's partner "Mawei Po".
20 17 1 month, in the musical comedy variety show "awesome! In my song, Yang Shulin and Li Yugang sang Get Drunk. The program has been broadcast for half a month, and the total video broadcast volume has exceeded 100 million.
On May 20 17, Yang Shulin attended the launching ceremony of the soft sci-fi movie Super APP in Guangzhou, and played the leading role.
2065438+In February 2008, I participated in the Spring Festival Evening of Beijing Satellite TV with Wang Bowen.
In the same year, he participated in the action comedy film "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" directed by Xiao Shenyang, with a fixed file of 6. 15.