What's the funniest segment you've heard so far? See if any of the following are funny!
A toothpick walking on the road, while walking while cursing: the damn weather, at this time, a hedgehog from the side of the toothpick slowly walked by, the toothpick jumped two steps to catch up with the yell: bus, stop!
On the road met a couple, the man said: daughter-in-law, what do you say into what is hard, out of the soft? The girl smiled and said: Hanging noodles... The man said: Right, go home to eat noodles to go ...... Leaving me alone in the wind!!!!
That time the bus was too crowded, a girl holding up the pancake fruit, because I am taller just lifted to the front of my face, there is a bite left, I suddenly had a brainwave of a bite, the girl was confused, looked at me, feel a moment are about to cry, and then I continue to retarded: lettuce put less
Daughter-in-law went to the market to buy food, I and my son at home. The first thing I did was to get the money to pay for a new car, and then I had to pay for a new car, and then I had to pay for a new car, and then I had to pay for a new car, and then I had to pay for a new car, and then I had to pay for a new car, and then I had to pay for a new car. The price of the fan was 1.5 yuan, and I was shocked and disbelieving as I looked at my son. The son
backward step weakly said: "yesterday? Mom this will not be at home, you still want to sell me not?" I: ......
A beautiful MM occupy ATM for a long time, and from time to time to play a voucher. I waited impatiently in the queue behind me, and reached out to take a look, and found that she Ya screen even showed
showed: "insufficient balance". The MM is still pressing the withdrawal, one by one, to collect the vouchers. About 5 minutes passed, only to see this beautiful MM with a pile of
bank vouchers, hurriedly ran to the public toilet. I felt that all the words were lost in this moment.
It was a cold and I went to the drugstore to buy some cold medicine. There was a small flat head of about thirty who was paying the bill, while teasing the clerk: "Sister, so pretty ah, add a WeChat chant." I'm not sure if you're a good person or a good person. The woman said, "You
Come to buy six flavors of diabetic pills three times a month, and still have the nerve to hit on me?" Forgive me for laughing unkindly!