Pan Changjiang's sketch "Crossing the River"? ... hurry!

M: Mm-hmm. Is there a boat?

Woman: Hey, hey, hey, the boat is very hot. . .

Man: (singing) There is a winding river in front of my brother.

My sister is singing a sweet song across the street.

There are layers of waves in my brother's heart

When will Sister let me cross your river?

Woman: (singing) Brother, if you want to cross the river, you have to listen to your sister's songs first.

Ask not for whom the flowers bloom, nor for whom the bees fall.

Ask if you know my heart, why do you want to cross my river?

Someone clearly called just now

M: This is a piece of mixed 2.

Woman: Why hasn't the peak arrived yet?

M: We need to apply medicine in this area quickly. There's no hurry to come. There is already a bug. As for the bug,

The body is long and white, some are upturned, with a row of small white teeth and eyes like light bulbs. Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

What bugs, so scary,

Woman: Hey, where are you looking?

Man: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a bug.

Woman: You are the bug.

Hey, you're here to pick someone up.

Woman: Ah, I'm here to meet the peak of the Agricultural Institute and give a lecture here.

M: Yes, I am. Hey, hey, I'm on the boat.

Woman: Hey, do you think he looks like him? Hey, come down, I'm not here to pick you up.

M: What did you say? Ah ah! Help me! Thank you.

Woman: You have to go down when I tell you to.

Man: Why do you want me to go down?

Woman: I'm here to see Gao Feng.

M: Am I worse than Gao Feng?

Woman: Ah.

M: What's the difference?

W: What's the difference? Only this pole.

Man: Yes, yes, yes, alas. Oh, honey.

Woman: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Man: You are so unreasonable. Whatever the stick is, summon the dragon,

Woman: I'm not here to pick you up. Why did you get on the boat?

Man: You're here to see the peak. I am Gao Feng. Why can't I get on the boat?

Woman: Hum! It's corny, but it doesn't look like it at first glance.

Man: Tell me clearly. I don't look like it there.