An afterthought about tofu mixed with green onions

Tofu mixed with green onions - one clear (green) and two white

Other puns with homophones

Fried tofu with pickles - Youyan (salt) in First

My nephew lights a lantern - as usual (uncle)

Put lime on his mouth - Bai Shuo (brush)

Hardcover Maotai - a long time (wine)

Zhu Bajie takes photos - looking for embarrassment (see)

Holding a baby in his arms - soothing (combing) his heart

Xiao Su's dad - Laoshu (Su)

Four taels of cotton - not enough to talk about (play)

Liangshan Bo Military Advisor - no (Wu) use

One, two, three, five Six - Nothing (four)

One foot two plus eight feet - rely on (two feet)

An ink fountain pops up two lines - the thinking (silk) path is wrong

A kilogram of flour spreads the cake - lagging behind (thick branding)

Falling into a pile of charcoal - the mold (coal) reaches the top

Steaming one hundred kilograms of noodles Shoutao - waste (waste) snacks

A jacket made of one layer of cloth - it is all li (inside) anyway

One leg of trousers - becomes a group (skirt) )

A lamp grass lights the lamp - Wuduxin (core)

Twenty-five taels - half crazy (sealed)

Two, three, four, five - Lack of clothes (1)

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine - Lack of clothes (1) Less food

Two taels of cotton and four bows - detailed discussion (player)

The second girl combs her hair - no need (蓖)

Erhu Qin - chatting (playing)

Twelve hours account for three characters - body ( Shen) Zixu (Xu)

The eighteen-year-old Gong'e - enjoying happiness (missing her husband)

One penny dropped from ten coins - Jiuwen (nine texts)

The moonlight in the fifteenth year - abundant (bright)

The mulberry leaves in October - who will pay attention (pick) you

The eighty-year-old old lady beat Yawn - endless as far as the eye can see (teeth)

Walnuts in August - crowded with people (benevolence)

Eight hundred copper coins in a string - out of tune (hanging)

Questions about the Double Ninth Festival on the eighth day of September - soon (nine)

Cutting the Lantern Festival with a knife - unwilling (round)

Wearing single clothes on the 39th - Wei (Afraid of) the wind

Thirty years of weaving - Laoyou (谰)zui

Three dollars to buy a cow's belly - Jinnoo (grass)

Three Bodhisattva Halls - Miao Miao Miao (Miao Miao Miao)

Three feet long ladder - no words (eaves)

Three cents plus one cent ——Fashionable (four cents)

Willows in March——Extraordinarily green (close)

Born in the middle of the night——Killing people in Haishi (Hai Shi) with homophonic sayings -Tofu mixed with green onions

Tofu mixed with green onions - one clear (green) and two whites

Fried tofu with pickles - Youyan (salt) comes first

Nephew Lighting lanterns - as usual (uncle)

Plastering lime on the mouth - Bai Shuo (brushing)

Hardcover Maotai - For a long time (wine)

Zhu Bajie takes photos ——Asking for embarrassment (see)

Carrying a small baby in the arms——Soothing (combing) the heart

Xiao Su’s father——Laoshu (Su)

Four taels of cotton - not enough to talk about (play)

Liangshan Bo's military advisor - no (Wu) use

Bag in the air - pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).

Song Jiang’s military advisor is useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse - idiot. (Bendan).

The straw hat seller throws his pole - watch out. (leave the rope).

My brother is not at home - don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).

My nephew lights a lantern - as usual. (Uncle Zhao).

Rain hits yellow plum blossoms - bad luck. (fallen plum).

Half a tael of cotton - no discussion. (No bullet required).

A bald man holding an umbrella - lawlessness. (No hair, no sky).

Shorty Transition - Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).

Buying pigs from a horse shop - that's not a problem. (Not that city).

The weather in the twelfth lunar month - use your hands and feet. (frozen hands and frozen feet).

A father kowtows to his son - this is unreasonable. (How can there be such a gift).

Public toilets are still made of stone - causing public outrage. (causing public feces).

Wearing a leather jacket inside out - pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).

Confucius moved - a net loss. (It’s just a book).

Pregnant women walk on a single-plank bridge - taking risks out of desperation. (Take risks).

Grandma’s dead son—no help. (No uncle).

My husband slapped his fan - desolate. (Wife Liang).

The scholar’s ??towel—guaranteed loss. (Book included).

The turtle climbs the threshold—but look at this. (But look at this translation).

It’s no surprise that towels are the pick of the needle. (Not enough for a flag).

A dull knife breaks a bamboo - I can't think about it. (It won’t ring).

Tie chicken feathers to telephone poles - so brave. (What a big duster).

Crack melon seeds and you will find bed bugs - everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).

Deng Cao plays the drum - I don’t want to. (no sound).

Lamp grass crutch - can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).

Chatting in the salt shop - nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).

Zhang Tianshi crosses the sea without a boat - he has his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).

Playing the trumpet through the window - famous. (The sound is outside).

The Dragon King moves - awesome. (off the sea).

Lao Jiu’s brother——Honest. (Old Ten).

Buried in an empty coffin - defiant. (There is no one among the trees).

Jie Yuan in Wang Ba Zhong - Rules. (guiju).

Wear gloves in June – be conservative. (Guard your hands).

Raw peanuts——it must be noisy. (It must be fried).

A cobbler does not carry an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).

It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry into the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's house - the temple. (wonderful).

Washing yellow lotus by the river - why bother. (River is bitter).

Blind people wear glasses - pretending to be smart. (False and false).

Dreaming about turning into a butterfly - fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).

Monkey learning to walk - hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).

Hardcover Maotai - a long time. (good wine).

Spider pulling web - selfishness. (from silk).

The blind man carries the blind man on his back - he is getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind).

Long live my nosebleed - it's red. (I am red).

Break the casserole - ask to the end. (Tattoo to the end).

A walk in the watermelon patch - a good choice. (Left and right are circles).

Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones - to change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).

Linen bags and straw bags - each generation is inferior to the last. (One bag is not as good as one bag).

Beans at the bottom of the bowl - vividly visible. (Every particle is in the eye).

Selling cloth without a ruler means having bad intentions. (Without intention).

The poor carpenter opens - only one sentence. (Only one saw).

Fire in the brick kiln - rumor. (Kiln smoke).

Lamp without oil - wasted effort. (Waste of waste).

Zhong Kui marries his sister - fooling around. (Ghost marriage)

Crossing the river in a dung boat - pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).

Sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus - year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitterness).

Open the drawer in the drug store - look for something to play with. (find pills).

The toad jumped into the well - I don’t understand. (Pfft).

Opera horseback riding - no. (walk).

Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce - you have to say it first. (Salt first).

Eating dumplings without the fillings - naughty. (picking skin).

From Henan to Hunan - even more difficult. (South to South).

Light a lantern and move rocks - do as you are told. (copy).

Floods wash away the Earth Temple—be careful. (Liu Shen).

Cracking the whip in the plowed fields - bragging. (to urge cattle).

The backbone of children - villains. (The back of the villain).

The aviation force turned somersaults - confusing right and wrong. (test flight upside down).

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A complete collection of idioms and answers 1. A girl is happy giving birth to her first child

2. A chicken wears a coat and a dog wears a hat Dressed like a beast

3. Having paid off the rent and living there

4. It is strange for the sun to flow backwards in the Western Mountains

5. Shooting a tiger across a mountain requires a hard bow (Gong)

6. Mole crickets eat crops and move underground

7. Turtles carry watermelons rolling and crawling

8. Soaked in bitter water Almond bitter kernel (human)

9. The old fat pig went to the slaughterhouse to be knifed

10. The papaya did not remember the pain after being knifed

11. Cold currents come, warm currents, cold waves and hot winds (cynicism)

12. A duck is far from driving a camel; it is far behind

13. Walking on a donkey with a book in hand Look

14. The police dog’s nose is really sharp (treacherous)

15. Brushing one’s teeth with an iron fork and looking for scraps (cha)

16. In July Lotus flowers are in season

17. Two cows fighting hard to beat

18. Actors appear on stage

19. Pointing to scalpers is a false statement; deceiving oneself and others

20. Glass socks and glass shoes (open feet)

21. The grass roots on the mountain are hard

22. Donkey heads and horse-faced street goods

23. The stone in the back mountain will not enlighten you

24. Tell a story with a crooked mouth

25. Use the mourning hall to cry because you have other sad things

26. Prick the ball with a knife to deflate it; it cannot be hardened

27. Sores all over the body

28. Without the second surname in "Hundred Family Surnames", there is a lack of money

29. The sound of thunder on a sunny day shook the earth

30. The woodpecker’s beak is very good at chiseling wood

31. The stone falls into the water more and more violently as it goes down

32. The tip of the grass The dew does not last long; it cannot be retained

33. The boss, the lazy man, and the second child are industrious and industrious

34. The stone lion pours rice soup without dripping water

35. Yang Bailao ducks and dodges during the Chinese New Year

36. The big clock hangs from his hair at a critical moment

37. Scabies grows on people’s heads

38. The iron can hits the glass bottle Talking without meaning, making empty noises

39. Driving a cart without a whip and just slapping the horse on the butt

40. A hungry dog ??fell into a pit and had a full meal; just in time

41. Those who are angry on the tip of a knife will not live long; they will not live long

42. The Dragon King joins in the fun and the water rises

43. Guanyin Bodhisattva rides in a sedan chair and is lifted by everyone

44. Dog Bite the butt and gnaw the butt (definitely); bite the buttocks in one bite (definitely)

45. Tuan fish hanging on the branches - four legs have no support

46. Carp jumps over the dragon gate to chance fortune and wealth. A hundred times better

47. The fish in the sea has experienced many storms

48. The elevator failed and was in a dilemma; it was a dilemma

49. A weasel has more offspring than a mouse

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50. The weasel worships the moon and pretends to be a ghost

51. The rat knows its way to the pot

52. The mutton eaten into the wolf's mouth cannot be spit out

53. The two pockmarks have a lot of wedding ideas

54. The nose is so big that it is difficult to open the mouth; it is difficult to open the mouth: it is difficult to open the mouth

55. Stuttering Coptis chinensis is a pain in the heart

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57. Prepare early for making cotton-padded jackets in June

58. Turn on the radio and listen to the opera, you can’t see the person; you can’t hear the people< /p>

59. Looking forward to the moon on thirty nights, there is no one

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Complete collection of postscripts and answers 2 60. Beggars wandering the streets

61. The guards on the tower keep their hands high

62. In the twelfth lunar month Plum blossoms stand proud of the frost and fight against the snow

63. It is difficult to support the sorghum stalks when used as pillars

64. Seeing wheat called leeks, the grains are indistinguishable

65. Wet willows The bridge is crooked

66. I am happy after eating magpie eggs

67. The kite fell on the thorn fence [thorn] forest and got entangled; it got entangled

68. Bamboo grows branches outside its nodes

69. The world is as black as a crow

70. The joy of bats at night

71. The waves in the sea are magnificent

72. It’s hard to catch a chicken on the ridge of a house

73. It’s hard to touch a tiger’s butt

74. Zhuge Liang had no choice but to use an empty city

75. East Ocean The yellow sand inside cannot withstand the grinding waves

76. It is shameful and obscene to drink rice porridge as a toothless old man

77. It is uneasy to hold one’s intestines and hang one’s belly

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78. Walking with a mirror on your back, you are not afraid of being laughed at by future generations

79. A castrated rooster does not crow (mention)

80. A crow pretending to be a peacock is neither fish nor fowl

81. A master who stretched out his hand in the airplane cabin

82. The antique furnishings in the hall

83. Singing folk songs and talking about them in any mountain

84. Emperor Guangxu under Cixi had positions but no power

85. Food and tea were not popular all day long

86. Mr. Nan Guo could not pretend to be good at playing the Yu; /p>

87. Buy a speaker with airtight solid eyes

88. When the Lord of Hell looks in the mirror, he looks like a ghost; ghostly appearance

89. It’s not too late to fix the problem

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90. The big ship is leaking, there is no way out; there is no way out; once gone, there is no return

91. Looking at the street from the crack in the door is narrow-minded

92. Love to buy red and green paint and be greedy< /p>

93. The long-tailed scorpion is full of poisonous water

94. The two people on the stage sing a harmony

95. The poor man shows himself while licking the bowl while eating; a miser

96. The boatman can rent a boat and paddle around the West Lake

97. It is not easy to catch the mountain bungee with bare hands

98. In the department store Picking and choosing in buying and selling

99. Ducks like to have their butts curled up: sleek; round and slippery

A complete collection of postscripts and answers 3 100. Applying the same techniques to others

101. Holding dry firewood to put out the fire is not helpful

102. I am not good at writing

103. The glass lantern is bright inside and outside

104. When I meet the Queen Mother, I call her aunt Climb high to get married

105. Zhuge Liang is hiding in the corner of the door; plotting secretly

106. The house bird turns into a phoenix and becomes more and more beautiful

107. The leaves fall Cover your head and be too careful; be too careful

108. The rivets on the iron plate did not run away

109. Wheat straw is used as a pillow and straw bag

110. The turtle laughs and the turtle cannot see it My own ugliness

111. The pines and cypresses on the high mountains are evergreen all year round

112. The dragon’s body is hidden in the grass and the farmers produce talents

113. The camel walks with a high head; Step by step

114. The belly of the water chestnut is real

115. Sorghum sprouts from the millet field; stand out

116. The tire of the bicycle collapsed. ; Angry: Discouraged

117. Lost my way in the virgin forest and can’t tell the difference between east, west, north and south

118. Step by step up the stairs

119. Jumping into the Yellow River with eyes open and desperate

120. The ax under the bed is too strong to be used

121. It is difficult to identify the goods when choosing a watermelon.

122. A mad dog eats the sun but does not know how high the sky is.

123. Eats dates and swallows them whole without spitting out the seeds

124. Sandalwood is used as toilet material.

125. Lou A Shu asks for divination and feels guilty as a thief

126. The sheep screams like a wolf and bleats (slowly)

127. The cobblestone wall foundation is unstable; Stable; unstable foundation; weak foundation

128. A diamond scratches the tofu deeply

129. Cao Cao employs people based on their ability

130. A filial son eats tofu The outside is all white

131. Lu Ban frowns with unique ingenuity

132. The giant salamander climbs the tree and looks left and right, but it doesn’t look like it is coming in.

133. Swallowed in a dream The elephant is ambitious; the ambition is too big

134. The Stove Lord tells the truth in every word

135. Roses have many thorns

136. Throwing a thorn in a dog's mouth The bones are what they like

137. The toad wants to eat swan meat and is wishful thinking; whimsical

138. The pot lid is used as a bellows and it gets hot and cold

139. Red eyes Rats come out of the oil basin and eat inside and out

140. When the radish hits the thirty-nine days, the heart will freeze (move)

141. The urgently needed stamp cannot be delayed

142. The eyebrows are on fire and the eyes are red

143. The patient is in a coffin and cannot be saved

144. The grasshopper tied to the thread cannot escape

145. Moving in the Pacific Overturning the river

146. Putting a bridle on a horse and putting it on a cow is a mechanical trick

147. Even if the duck dies, there will still be a goose to top it up

148. The Nanshan leopard and the North Sea dragon are ruthless Cruel, ferocious

149. The fat pig on the killing bench will not live long; it will die in front of your eyes

150. The cow calf coquettishly butts and butts, funny sayings_classic sayings

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Complete collection of sayings and answers 1. The doctor shakes his head - there is no cure

2. Killing the chicken and cutting the gallbladder - asking for trouble< /p>

3. Seeing a cat pretending to be a tiger - making a fuss

4. Swallowing an apricot in the mouth - feeling sad

5. A donkey chewing on a stone mill - - Hard-spoken

6. Kuixing hanging on the wall - ghost story (painting)

7. Shadow on the water - Qing Gao

8. Sandalwood fire tube - - Even if you die

9. The bride covers her head - no face

10. The goose head is placed on the duck's neck - not decent

11 , A greedy cat eats a mouse - devouring it alive

12. The Jade Emperor married a landlady - earth-shattering

13. Embroidery on glass - wasted effort; wasted effort; wasted effort

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15. Eels fighting loaches - slippery vs. slippery

16. Two widows shed tears - no matter what Clear

17. Riding a horse up the Tianshan Mountains - looking back to see the high and lows

18. Feeling knotty in my heart - a mess

19. Confucius's articles - nothing like this

20. A dead end - double loss; all in vain

21. The old cow fell into a deep quagmire - unable to extricate itself

22. Light the lamp on the partition wall - who Don’t take anyone’s credit either

23. Promotional car show – singing and dancing

24. Tigress and local snake – untouchable

25. King of Yama A ghost on the ladder

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6. Talking on the stage - not doing the real thing

27. Hammer hitting the anvil - head-on confrontation

28. The wrong doorkeeper - turning his back (turned his face) )

29. The rich man’s dog - recognizes wealth but not poverty

30. Eyes on the top of the head - arrogant; acts as if no one else is around

31. Abacus Beads - pluck it, move it; don't pluck it, it won't move; let others fiddle with it

32. If you are too impatient to eat hot tofu - you need to cool it down

33. Take the scale beam Forgot to weigh the weight - not knowing the importance

34. Put a gold basin into a mercury basin - Yuanliang (forgive)

35. The little sun in the family - the only child

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37. Eggs teach hens a lesson - how unreasonable

38. When a camel dies, it becomes a donkey - not enough

39. A chicken coop with pebbles - bastard

40. The scholar's room - full of books (lose)

41. The turtledove in the grass - I don't know the age< /p>

42. Monkey face - change as you say

43. Pebbles fell into the toilet - smelly and hard

44. Write love letters on behalf of others - - Not what I mean

45. Grass grows in the sky above the clouds - unprecedented

46. Old sow urinating in the pit - it's your own fault

47. Swallow's tail ——Split (things diverge or deviate); two strands

48. The toad wants to fly - not from heaven

49. Worshiping the heaven and earth on the stage - a moment of pleasure

50. A peeled sorghum stalk becomes a bachelor

51. The crow sings the thrush tune - something doesn't sound right

52. A clever lie - - Fortune-telling

53. Two hundred coins for a pair of Ulas - cheap (shameless)

54. Stars in the sky and feet on the ground - countless (Bai people)

55. Fishing nets to catch shrimps - Bai Zhangluo

56. Goose swallows chicken head - stuck

57. Camel neck and crane legs - each has its own strengths

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58. Catching sparrows in the middle of the night - digging out the nest

59. Drinking cold water in winter - cooling the heart

Complete collection of postscripts and answers 2 60. Rotten persimmons Falling to the ground - softened into a puddle

61. Pouring manure on cabbage leaves - not a single piece was clean

62. Taking photos in the fog - unknown route

63 , Meet the opponent in chess - equally matched

64. The chair has its back bent - no headrest

65. The mouse steals the weight - steals the iron (sticking upside down)

66. The horses are released in Nanshan, the swords and guns are stored in the warehouse - the world is peaceful

67. The train leaves the platform - go upright, go straight; the more you run, the happier you are

68. Shirt The third button on the top - sticking to the skin but not caring

69. Change twice in one day and one night - change in the morning and evening

70. Carrying Coptis chinensis on the back - back (sadness) Bitter

71. Tofu ears - love to listen to slanders

72. Osprey catches fish - all with one mouth

73. Cobra opens its mouth - releases poison< /p>

74. Punching on the tip of a knife - untenable

75. Buying a ticket before the boat leaves - missing the opportunity

76. The cat guards the mouse hole - - remain calm; wait until death

77. Good rain comes after a long drought - timely; joyful; just the right time

78. Lost the mill at home - did not push it

79. Crock pots and adobe bags - goods to wear

80. Lawsuits in court - each has his own opinion

81. Confucius Wearing a sword - both civil and military affairs

82. The Yellow River does not control the Yangtze River - everyone cares about their own affairs

83. Boiling water in glass bottles - three minutes of heat <

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84. Parasites in the stomach - know the inside story

85. Growing sugar cane in the melon field - sweet from the head to the soles of the feet

86. Cover your face with one hand ——Stand alone

87. Climbing dangerous peaks at night - regardless of life and death

88. Planting does not grow seedlings - bad seeds

89. Turn over the stool—— All fours in the air

90. Night owl announces good news - bad reputation; no problem

91. Clouds in June - unpredictable

92. Well The sun rises at the bottom - deep clear (love)

93. Jia Dao enters the monk's door - deliberation

94. The clerk in the salt factory - meddles in salty (nosy) affairs< /p>

95. Everyone sings the same tune - with the same voice

96. Rice sieve blocks the door - many minds; many minds

97. Keep the front foot in mind Hind legs - closely connected

98. Sheep herders collect firewood - carry along with them

99. Chicken feathers on bats - what kind of bird are you

Collection of postscripts And the answer is three 100. Those who belong to night owls - poor screams

101. Shaking their heads and eating plums - a sour look

102. Raising the flag on Tiananmen Square - the sun is out

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103. Wooden glasses - you can’t see through

104. Eating fried cakes in the toilet - you have to open your mouth

105. Big words, points A big grid - out of place

106. Picking melons from the melon patch - dazzled

107. Sticking a rolling pin into a henhouse - making trouble

108. Ants chewing elephant trunks - ignorance of the general situation

109. Brushing paste on the head - extremely confused

110. Performing acrobatics on horseback - skillful and bold

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111. Let’s take a rest and talk again - a comment

112. Fetching water from a bamboo basket - the field is empty

113. Carrots and greens - everyone has their own preference

114. Football players - no hands (guarding)

115. The temper of Tai Chi - soft yet strong

116. The bell next door - heard The sound of (fame), but no one is seen

117. The tide of the Qiantang River - bullish

118. The Jade Emperor does somersaults - the world is turned upside down

119. Magpies fell on the trees and crows flew all over the mountains - good or bad luck is uncertain

120. Two bitter melons and one vine - bitter together

121. The actor's face - about to cry Just cry, just laugh if you want to laugh

122. The rolling pin rises to the sky and slanders (flying stick)

123. Thinking of ideas after eating leftovers - just a bad idea

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125. Picking Coptis chinensis - sarcasm

126. Riding a horse on a single-plank bridge - back No head left

127. Cut a silkworm cocoon and stick it to the eyes - the eyes are full of silk (private)

128. The hair on the human body - countless

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130. The leech's body turned into a soft bone

131. The wild cat entered the house - nothing happened

132. Drink raw water and take stolen money - sooner or later you will be sick

133. Remove the lid of the pot when the rice is cooked - get angry

134. Traveling in space in a dream - daydreams (Feifei) < /p>

135. Shadows of people walking - never leaving

136. Pictures of ladies carved on hair - meticulously

137. Walking to the edge of the cliff at dusk - ——Higurashi Tuqiong

138. Boiled duck - still tough

139. Movies on the train - we'll see

140. Carry on shoulders Girder——pressure frame (cannot bear it)

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141. Sores on the ten fingers - poisonous hands

142. The little mouse wears glasses - no nose bone

143. The Stove Lord reaches out - holds the sugar melon firmly Son

144. A fly flies into a cow's eye - looking for tears (tired) to eat

145. Selling medicine in a gourd - no idea

146 , The rooster crows into the microphone - the crowing (name) is not low

147. Carrying the millstone across the river - thankless task

148. The mouse crawls on the incense burner - it is touched A gray nose

149. Pangu’s ax - splitting the sky and splitting the earth

150. Being an emperor in a dream - happiness will not last long