2012 Liaoning Spring Festival Gala Zhao Benshan Skit Blind Date 2 Lines

The performers are Zhao Benshan with Song Xiaobao, Zhao Haiyan and Sun Lirong. The performance date is January 21, 2012, and the skit writer is Yin Qi. The lines are as follows:

Zhao Haiyan: Go out for a walk.

Zhao Benshan: Why are you always supporting me to go out, you have something to do?

Zhao Haiyan: I want you to vacate this house, I want to use this house.

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? Another blind date?

Zhao Haiyan: Not my blind date, not my blind date, I newly met an old sister, to find a match for the old sister.

Zhao Benshan: Is that Xiao Song again?

Zhao Haiyan: You're pretty smart, you guessed the right person. That woman came to you to receive.

Zhao Benshan: How can I help reception?

Zhao Haiyan: Compliment Sun Lirong.

Zhao Benshan: white and clean, grow a meter seven big. God I we lied again.

Zhao Haiyan: Compliment her strengths.

Zhao Benshan: I praise her, we send Sun Lirong away is we both **** the same wish.

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan?

Zhao Benshan: just out you did not meet? How do you and Zhao Haiyan know each other?

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan always taught me to twist rice-planting songs, and I also said that this twist is not twisted?

Zhao Benshan: Zhao Haiyan didn't introduce you?

Sun Lirong: What introduction? The situation is here.

Zhao Benshan: He this head you do not pick it?

Sun Lirong: No problem.

Zhao Benshan: I can settle with him.

Sun Lirong: Big brother look at you.

Zhao Haiyan: Song Xiaobao, don't be finished, to the doorstep, why still beat the drum ah. Go ah.

Zhao Haiyan: Coming?

Sun Lirong: How is it?

Zhao Benshan: I'm all paved.

Song Xiaobao: Hello, let me introduce myself me. I and Zhao Haiyan is a dance partner, together in a piece of twisted rice-planting song, Zhao Haiyan how you do not say, half the night can not sleep on the book, into the night into the night to read, on the inside of the monk, not let the Monkey King to beat that the white bone spirit, our rice-planting team inside the lack of the eight ring, which is inside the eight ring, if the eight ring to the whole inside, the white speech.

Zhao Benshan: pull back, you read what book to see the string is how?

Zhao Haiyan: you two first nagging, I and he first nagging a while, nagging it.

Zhao Benshan: this flower is for you, you came last year is not a belief in the constellation well why also fortune-telling it?

Song Xiaobao: that was last year, last year, believe in the constellation, this year believe in the five elements.

Sun Lirong: That is five lines.

Song Xiaobao: you say line on line, listen to you, gold, wood, water, fire and earth sixty years a cycle, gold grams of wood, wood grams of fire, fire grams of water, water grams of

Zhao Benshan: you grams me.

Song Xiaobao: what is your name?

Zhao Benshan: I am bitter.

Sun Lirong: earth life big brother you give birth to me.

Zhao Benshan: I'm with what can give birth to your black goods.

Zhao Haiyan: you two go to that house, sister people quite good?

Zhao Benshan: did not mind black?

Sun Lirong: quite white.

Song Xiaobao: you are talking about the teeth, that is to appear, big brother I tell you a story, big sister you also listen, that year one day nothing I went out to sneak around, sneak around I walked under the street lamps to see this woman, I so bared his teeth at her smile, the woman ran, mama, hell of a tooth who floated out of the house, after that, I don't go out, go out, afraid of scaring people.

Zhao Benshan: pull back, you do not so whole, this woman you have to grasp, you do not see? Particularly cultivated, don't just spit, this is Gorky's poem, didn't you say you read books?

Sun Lirong: Gorky is in which Yangge team?

Song: In the Soviet rice-planting team.

Sun Lirong: Who is Gorky?

Zhao Benshan: Golf is his big brother.

Sun Lirong: Who is Golf again?

Zhao Benshan: like you I threw you out in one rod, that's a writer.

Song Xiaobao: big brother you teach me.

Zhao Benshan: read the poem to chest cavity *** sound, brain cavity *** sound, several cavity *** sound put together ah.

Zhao Benshan: In the vast sea, dark clouds.

Song Xiaobao: gale.

Zhao Benshan: The gusty winds rolled up the dark clouds, and between the dark clouds and and the sea, there was a Zhao Haiyan flying proudly.

Song Xiaobao: ****ing, ah, Zhao Haiyan ah.

Zhao Haiyan: sister.

Sun Lirong: gave me a shock, I was not prepared.

Song: I will read you a poem of golf.

Zhao Benshan: Ki.

Song Xiaobao: Golf's base.

Zhao Benshan: Golf's foo.

Song Xiaobao: In the vast sea, the gusty wind rolls and gathers the dark clouds, between the dark clouds and the sea, let's meet here, and fall in love at dusk here, aiya mama, big brother ah.

Zhao Haiyan: sister he this person can be humorous it, optimism is always like this.

Sun Lirong: not eat.

Zhao Haiyan: Meizi some other day Yangge team see, listen to your good news, blessed, you stay in your house do not go out.

Sun Lirong: Where are we going to eat?

Song Xiaobao: Didn't you say we talk alone? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at it," he said.

Zhao Benshan: I'm not going.

Song Xiaobao: you see you polite what?

Zhao Benshan: You go out, I'll just eat at home.

Sun Lirong: We did not say well, so old still polite what, and will not let you on my place to live.

Song Xiaobao: Zhao Haiyan how I was baffled it, this woman in the end to who introduced it?

Zhao Haiyan: You spread your hands.

Zhao Benshan: She clutched me.

Zhao Haiyan: although we are divorced, there is no way to live in a house, you are willing to look for who find who to go, I have never blocked you, to introduce people to the object, so that you pry to come.

Zhao Benshan: How am I prying it.

Zhao Haiyan: not pry how to send to your hand?

Sun Lirong: I misunderstood, introduce me to the object is he ah.

Song Xiaobao: not so good.

Sun Lirong: This is your old partner?

Zhao Benshan: No, I'm a neighbor, we both live in the same house.

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan, you two divorced?

Zhao Benshan: long ago.

Sun Lirong: Big brother so, she does not want you I want you, you have been with me.

Zhao Haiyan: You spread out.

Zhao Benshan: sister today is a misunderstanding, big brother did not have that blessing, my life is so little blessing, this heart in this woman here, big brother not go.

Sun Lirong: Big brother I see you quite poor, I leave you a business card, the future of anger on my place, we can not become a couple, I am a brother to support you.

Song Xiaobao: Is there any more? Give me one?

Sun Lirong: you go aside, Yan, I go back, no matter how I thank you, after you find me a companion, according to my big brother like this to me to choose, and human beings have nothing to do with that thing, do not give me an introduction.

Zhao Haiyan: I'm telling you, you'll be my mummy from now on, and you won't come out of this house even if you're rotten.

Sun Lirong: I'm sorry, Song, and yellow you again, once a year.

Song Xiaobao: no way, I'm used to it, Zhao Haiyan you can grow a little bit more careful, introduce the object can be introduced into this, I see you Wu Yu Wu Yu you all can, how do you grow up, Zhao Haiyan, I look at this grams of that, I see you are grams of me, look at you that loss of color.

Zhao Benshan: In the vast sea, the gusty winds rolled together the dark clouds, between the dark clouds and the sea, Zhao Haiyan nah you can be careful.

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On January 21, 2012, at the Liaoning TV Spring Festival Gala Zhao Benshan performed "Blind Date 2" with Song Xiaobao and Zhao Haiyan.

"Blind Date 2" is a sequel to the 2011 Liao TV Spring Festival Gala sketch "Blind Date", and the show's character relationships continue from "Blind Date", where Zhao Benshan actively helps to set up his old companion Haiyan's best friend Sun Lirong and Song Xiaobao in order to fulfill her wish, and ultimately, instead, he himself is matched with a blind date story.

Zhao Haiyan and Zhao Benshan play the roles of a pair of divorced couples who are still living together because they don't have a house. Zhao Haiyan, a warm-hearted person, wants to introduce a date to Song Xiaobao, a rice-planting singer with whom she twists rice-planting songs, so she arranges a blind date between him and Sun Lirong at her house.

But Sun Lirong met Zhao Benshan first by mistake, and was quite pleased with him, and very disappointed with Song Xiaobao, who arrived later. In order to show off, Song Xiaobao pretended to be cultured and recited poetry, during which a series of jokes were elicited.

The skit "Blind Date" landed on Liao TV's Spring Festival Gala in 2011, and its classic line "Haiyan na, you can take care of it" drew a parody from the diva Faye Wong.

The skit "Blind Date 2", which was rated by Zhao Benshan as having "new characters, new contradictions, and new elements", was shown on the 28th day of the Lunar New Year in Liao TV's Spring Festival Gala. On the 28th day of the Lunar New Year, Song Xiaobao made his debut on the stage of Liao TV Spring Festival Gala, and was immediately praised by many netizens. A large number of netizens reflected, Song Xiaobao in the sketch is extremely colorful (has twice Zhao Benshan laugh).

In the skit, he said, "Haiyan, you've got to be careful!" and "God, I've got to be careful."