The wind was so strong, so strong, it messed up my hair and blew your wig off.
Draw a circle and curse you, drop the phone into the toilet
Ever since I started using China Telecom, even 10086 has ignored me
Bad guys need strength; Scum needs more taste.
Failed physics? normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping from a building?
Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, talking to a cow is a real skill
If you want to win all the soy sauce in the world, go ahead and make others jealous
Heartbreaking I miss you so much, but you are sleeping
If you say love is a game, then can I just have a wife if I cheat?
If someone asks me to be a cuckold, I will let everyone wear white hats.
It turns out that love cannot be faked, it turns out that happiness cannot be faked, it turns out that it is always the same as the moment.
Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly
Women are not tea, you can make it if you want
I don’t mind if you lie to me, I What matters is that your lies cannot fool me.
Classic quotation: Amitabha, put down the beads and fall in love on the spot
Do you think I am a dye vat and have an affair with anyone
It’s not that I can’t read. But the book doesn't let me understand it. !
Why not wear boxers, it's a waste of money and fabric.
I don’t believe that our gourd boys in the countryside can’t compare to Ultraman in the city.
When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.
I look very standard, but why am I not beautiful?
Understand the thief’s difficulties, no one holds his hand, so he puts it in other people’s pockets
The one who saves the beautiful woman must be a hero, but the hero does not necessarily save the beautiful woman
Another large-scale disaster blockbuster "Parents Meeting" after "School Starts" is already preparing to start filming.
You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask: "Is it this life or the next life?"
My Lai Whitening Paint, just swipe it to make it white, swipe it to make it black, you can get it as white as you want
For mid-term exams, everything depends on human effort, let nature take its course, and the key is participation
It turns out that hearing "uneasy" feels like cramps
Oh, I really didn't realize that you still believe in Jesus.
I know I look a bit arbitrary, but I promise I won’t do it again.
Classic sentence: It is not scary to hide a knife in a smile, but the scary thing is that it is hard to guard against being secretive.
Silence is soil, low-key is sand, silence and low-key is soil and sand.
I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.
When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "What next?", and a classmate chatted with it all afternoon.
Why should you have unrequited love for a morning glory when others don’t want you?
It’s not that I’m talking around the bend, it’s that your brain cells are exhausted and you can’t make the bend.
Congratulations, your SB index has increased by 2 percentage points month-on-month. In other words, you are more 2.
The Avatar climbed up the hawthorn tree, watched the bullets fly, and finally became an orphan of the Zhao family. Puff Quotes
Puff Quotations
1. Many true lies are just pretending to be happy; the truth of many lies is helplessness.
2. April Fool’s Day is not a festival for fools, but a chance for liars to tell the truth.
3. Miss Puff’s hourglass is waiting for the liar’s true words.
4. In fact, each of us is controlled by others, and we also control others. If one day, I become a program that you can control at will, I will no longer be me, but a shadow created by you. The remote control can change a program, but you can never change it. After all, our lives are different programs. You like to use the remote control to control it, and I like to use the remote control to choose.
5. Use Miss Puff’s remote control to choose a program as your own holiday.
6. Only when you are infinitely close to death can you deeply understand the meaning of life.
7. Living towards death is a kind of salvation of life; living towards life is another possibility of life!
8. Miss Puff’s pothos is a moment of inspiration that opens up inadvertently in life.
9. Our destiny is really like genes, but it never fights alone in life. Destiny is always interrelated. Sometimes, with just a little effort, destiny is not far away. Everywhere has been rewritten.
10. Miss Puff’s red wine glass reveals the possibility of destiny with love.
11. If there are too many roads, people will easily get lost.
12. Now we live every day as if we are in a movie, even more fake.
13. In fact, what matters is not the map, but your direction. So, every road is an adventure and every location an adventure.
14. Miss Puff’s map, from daily travel to extraordinary.
15. Maybe real music is happy and free. Everyone can enjoy their own time. If you want to be a heartthrob, you must first have your own fun.
16. Miss Puff’s walkman, you can take your music with you and have fun at will.
17. The night in the city is like wearing sunglasses. If you can't see my desire, you won't expose my hesitation.
18. Miss Puff’s sunglasses hide love as a habit.
19. A man's cigarette is like a woman's lipstick. Sometimes it is used to create illusions, and sometimes it is used to cover up loneliness.
20. Lipstick is like the man you love and cannot be shared with others.
21. The lipstick can be changed into different reds.
22. Red may turn into desire.
23. Red may turn into suspicion.
24. Red may become the happiness of fairy tales.
25. Lipstick is just a prop for our fantasy love. The most real emotion is actually natural without dressing up.
26. Every color of Miss Puff’s lipstick is a fantasy of love.
27. Miss Puff’s checkers, let love go on.
28. You can still win without it.
29. Not every reunion is filled with smiles, and not every parting is filled with tears. One person’s graduation photo, everyone’s anniversary.
30. In Miss Puff’s graduation photo, there is a blank space for memories, but not for feelings.
31. Miss Puff’s light bulb is a room full of love.
32. In fact, for us, home is not a house, but a light. When we want to go home, we don’t just want to return to that house, but we want to find a place where we can live. Its own familiar and warm light.
33. Love allows each of us to live bravely.
34. Miss Puff’s lighter shares the most beautiful flame in life with you.
35. Miss Puff’s puffs are infused with the taste of love.
36. You may just need a reason to get married.
37. Only something as unreliable as marriage requires unreliable reasons.
38. I always look forward to the appearance of miracles with a kind of fear at sunset. Perhaps it is the afterglow of the setting sun and the reflection of the light in the buildings that makes a soul longing for love nowhere to hide. .
39. We extravagantly hope for an out-of-print love. It's like expecting a limited edition pair of high heels. However, we sometimes forget that no matter how precious a limited edition is, it is not the only one.
40. If every pet once had a love, then why is there so much love wandering around?
41. In fact, people are just like animals, living alone in this world, living, old, sick and dying, each has his own destiny. We take care of each other when we are here, and we can still think about each other in our hearts when we are away. This is also a blessing.
42. People hate pets so much, maybe because they are afraid that they will take away the little warmth left between people; love so much, maybe because we don’t want to pay so much to the people we love.
43. If you long for love in your heart, being single is terrible, because the loneliness brought by longing makes people crazy.
44. The most terrifying thing about Singles’ Day is finding out that you don’t long for love at all and have no feelings at all.
45. (Pillow Party) Exchanging pillows may exchange your loneliness, but it cannot cure your insomnia. We are afraid of dreams because we are afraid of the loneliness when we wake up from the dream.
46. Perhaps in more and more cities, the real nature will eventually leave us, but the tacit understanding in our hearts makes the virtual become the most real at that moment.
47. In an increasingly cold city, do we care too much about our own temperature? In fact, everything has its own body temperature, and your very sensitive heart is the best thing in the world. thermometer.
48. Perhaps we always regard loneliness as our inner rhythm, but ignore the time in front of us. A good rhythm requires harmony.
49. I am always in the haze and fog, and I can’t tell whether it is the calm sunset or the born new moon. They are far away hidden in the sky, just like the world between you and me is separated. Time passing by...
50. They would rather believe the prophecy of the end of the world than the lie of love. Is destruction more real than hope?
51. One person’s romance is the warmest gift to this city.
52. Those funny, embarrassing, and warm secrets are all memorable memories in life. Cherish this negative as if you still have your own secrets.
53. Everyone is hollow. Only by injecting love can we truly have happiness.
54. The reason why the spinning top doesn’t want to fall is because it knows someone is dancing with it.
55. In our life, love is a balance that persists to the end.
56. A ring does not have to be proven, it can also wait.
57. When people are in a place of discomfort, life seems normal and controllable, but inside they are already in a whirlpool of chaos.
58. What are we talking about when we talk about love.
59. The glass that can never heal, just regard the damage as the palm marks of time.
60. Brands are props and life is like acting.
61. It is said that every famous brand hides a lonely soul. In my opinion, everything contains a feeling.
62. I am used to sleeping naked, and I am used to free dreams.
63. You don’t know that many times, I will envy your sincerity and your ability to express your love and desires boldly. I am weaker than you and more afraid of failure.
64. Underwear is a gift for women to love themselves.
65. Love is like a constantly rotating Rubik's Cube. Only the unknown makes us full of fantasy.
66. Freedom is actually the fantasy of those who are not free.
67. Sometimes freedom is a prison for those who yearn for freedom.
68. Freedom is an illusion, and the heart that seeks freedom is real.
69. Those fashions later turned into nostalgia, but who knew that now even nostalgia has become popular.
70. The nostalgic radio preserves a memory for the future.
71. We can’t stop the anxiety in this city. It seems that everyone is controlled by different habits. We are afraid of being alone and that what we do is not perfect. In the end, getting used to it becomes a habit. I am tea and you are water, come and make me a cup of tea!
1. Without the appearance of the mistress, who will judge your nonsense love.
2. Apply for two buckles from now on and leave them to future children. Then they can show off their buckle levels to their friends.
3. If it doesn’t matter, you should follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” every day!
4. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.
5. When I think about the start of school, I feel the pain of the Wenchuan earthquake and the Zhouqu mudslide!
6. People who pretend are not necessarily evil, but people who are evil will definitely pretend.
7. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.
8. If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.
9. The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring. When I lend you a dime, please return a hundred.
10. The sixth aunt heard the fifth aunt telling the fourth aunt that the third aunt saw the second aunt’s eldest aunt coming
11. I think girls wearing school uniforms and no makeup are more revealing than girls wearing miniskirts and suspenders. The shoulder vest is much more beautiful
12. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing one's skills.
13. I performed very well. No one saw me cry, no one saw me sad, and no one saw me hurt.
14. I am tea and you are water, come and make me a cup!
15. There are so many corrections at the end of the semester, which attracts countless students to give up!
16. This handsome guy, you are like my next boyfriend!
17. Time always makes people grow old slowly, but it is difficult to retain all the good things you once had
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18. My advantage is that I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is that my handsomeness is not obvious.
19. Praise a female classmate in person: You are really a hibiscus! !
20. I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.
21. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my pretense?
22. As a typical failure, I am actually very successful
23. It’s not that good medicine tastes bitter, but why has it never been effective?
24. I once passed by a person, sparks flew, and bricks almost moved.
25. She is uglier than a ghost and paralyzed by her attire.
26. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.
27. There was not a single cloud in the sky, a scorching sun above our heads, no wind at all, and all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.
28. It’s not that I don’t like going to school, but I don’t want to get up so early.
29. As long as the hoe moves well, there is no corner that cannot be pried.
30. Either be patient or cruel. If I don’t beat you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.
31. There is an impenetrable line of defense in everyone's heart
32. My class has two plastic bags, and they fill them all day long.
33. If you switch your left hand to your right hand and you still can’t get through with your right hand, the rats will leave your house in tears
34. Men are like the food in the cafeteria. Although it tastes bad, it’s late to leave. It’s not there yet!
35. The happiest thing in life is hearing your wife tell you to take your paw away in the morning!
36. Since you appeared, I realized how beautiful it is to be loved. Write when you have time!
37. Men are not bad, women do not love them, and men are not lustful. They are just for decoration.
38. If your left eye twitches, you will fail in the exam, if you throw away your mobile phone, you will become stupid.
39. I love you so much that I know it*
40. At the very least, a man must be able to protect four things: the land under his feet, his parents at home, and his arms The woman, the brother beside me.
41. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, the professor was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown up so much."
42. I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake butt!!! But I can’t tolerate fake money
43 , Teacher's laziness! Uh, I learned the Three-Character Classic very well. Funny story: The zoo built a special eight-foot-high fence for the newly introduced kangaroos.
44. When I see you, I won’t even be able to say such big things
45. Outside the window, there are stars, the bright moon is in the sky, the wind blows and the flowers fall, and my thoughts follow. The wind dissipates to the end of the world.
46. How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.
47. The accountant said: Come and collect your salary later. I don’t have any change.
48. Don’t say that I am pretending to be B. I can only say that you think too low of yourself. I want to write a few words about foot soaking.
1. In the middle of the lake in summer Soaking your feet is like taking a hot spring bath in winter, it's enjoyable and narrow-minded!
2. The water is so hot! Drink slowly, no one will compete with you to soak my feet...
3. I feel old! I can't stay up late anymore, I often suffer from insomnia, I have to soak my feet at night, I feel worse than death before I come to visit my aunt, and I have to wear long johns, what should I do?
4. Soak your feet carefully with warm water every night. Keeping warm is the key. It is good for physical and mental health. Exercise moderately, but do not sweat profusely. Winter Peace [Breeze]
5. Use moxibustion Soaking feet in boiled ginger water and listening to Leslie Cheung's songs, this fifteenth day of the lunar month is a good day.
6. Soaking feet and drinking hot milk do have a little sleep-promoting effect, but cold milk does not.
7. In winter, it is good to soak your feet at a lot of acupuncture points on your feet. It will be better for you
8. Now soak your feet at noon before going to bed. After soaking your feet at night, go to bed and wear a pair of thick socks. Then you can go to sleep
9. A cup of fresh juice every day and soak your feet every night to keep healthy together
10. When taking a nap in winter, you must soak your feet in hot water and turn on the electric blanket before sleeping.
11. Drinking hot water, soaking my feet and going to bed early every day has become a compulsory course for me.
12. I feel depressed, hateful, sleepy, sleepy, and want to sleep until the end of time. Soak your feet until you are bald
13. Beginning of Winter ~ Ginger Tea ~ Don’t be anxious when soaking your feet ~
14. Persisted in foot soaking for two months, persisted in getting up early, persisted for half a month I have persisted in eating breakfast for a month. I believe I can persist in not eating at night. I also believe I can lose weight to 98.
15. When soaking my feet, I asked my mother if there is water in it and where is the water? , in my feet, it turns out that his feet have been dripping
16. Drink wolfberry brown sugar water every day, soak your feet at night, and climb mountains on weekends, so the thermos cup is almost back.
17. We are about to reach the age where we can soak wolfberry in the daytime and feet in the evening