II. In the past, as long as the feelings are true, age is not a problem. And now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.
three. Today I bought a pot of mimosa, go back how to move is not shy, to ask the boss. The boss said: "Maybe you buy this pot do not face".
Four. As soon as the time to review, I realized that other people's heads are printers, tape recorders, digital cameras, only my head, is
Jiuyang soybean milk machine.
V. Why do you think you girls need to hook up with each other? You're all going to be square dancing together in a few
decades anyway.
VI. Every day when the alarm goes off, there are
500 reasons to take time off from work, but none of them are reliable.
VII. When you were a child, you were called a turtle grandson by your grandmother, a rabbit cub by your mother, and when you grew up, you were called a single dog by others, and your whole life is a history of beasts.
VIII. If you really think I'm wrong, please be sure to tell me, I will not change anyway, you can not hold back the disease ah.
nine. After my wife disappeared, I first went to the police station to report to the police. The police said to me: you first calm down, you keep laughing like this is no way to take a statement.
X. Every night resolved to change from tomorrow, live a good life and work hard, the
second day at noon in the quilt turned over: hey, another day.
xi. A girl stepped on my foot in the elevator, and I said I was sorry, and I returned in passing: no thanks.
xii. A man really fall in love with you, you will find, eh, more a father, men fake fall in love with you, you will find, more a son, or a rebellious son.
Thirteen. Our father will change light bulbs will repair electrical appliances will also cook, in the future, the child's father will only play the king to eat chicken hanging soak loli.
Fourteen. Women, when they were young, their dads loved them, when they grew up, their husbands loved them, and when they got old, their sons loved them. Men, when they were young, they listened to their moms, when they grew up, they listened to their wives, and when they got old, they listened to their daughters.
Fifteen. I used to have no criteria for choosing a spouse, until I met you, I told myself, you can't have this kind.
Sixteen. When I was a kid, I went to the zoo to see a tiger and vowed to get one when I grew up.
20 years later, my dream has finally come true. No more talking, it's time to cook for my daughter-in-law.
Seventeen. In the middle of the night, I found a burglar in my house, stayed in bed and didn't dare to move, and I was looking forward to him searching for some money in my house.
XVIII. When you are old and have bad teeth, I will make a big table of your favorite dishes and eat them all in front of you.
nineteen. If someone I hate suddenly says they like me, then I don't hate the other person at all, there's no way around it, because I can't hate someone with a vision.
20. Those sunshine husband gave a big red envelope . I just want to ask, how do you manage the house? How come your husband has so much money in his hands?
21. In the road met a big old man in carrying things, I wanted to go up to help him carry, casually said: "old thing, big man I help you carry."
Twenty-two. The first thing you need to know is that you can't get a girlfriend, so I'm not asking for too much. Don't be silly, it's others who are too demanding.
Xxiii. In fact, all people's troubles can be summarized as follows: it is difficult to earn money, spend money quickly, look average, no one loves.
XXIV. It is said that a boy touching a girl's head
90% is liking, and a girl touching a boy's head
80% is touching her son.
XXV. There's more to life than what's in front of you, there's the house you can't afford and the paycheck you can't afford to feed your family.
XXVI. I believe that time can really change a person, just like you used to be ugly and then you got uglier and uglier.
XXVII. As you learn, you will realize that God has closed the window of English for you, brought the door of math along with it, plugged the drain of physics, and blocked the downpipe of chemistry.
XXVIII. Other people stay in bed because they have money and can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I don't have money, and I can save a meal.
Twenty-nine. People say that if you make friends with more beautiful people, you will look better, so it's no wonder that you find yourself surrounded by friends who are getting better looking.
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Ten. In the past, it is a husband and wife, now it is a cell phone, a machine in the hand, the sky is the limit, the machine is not in the hand, the soul is not there.