grave seller: wait a minute!
Allen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, is this cemetery No.25?
thank you: yes
Allen: yes, I'm so clever. I just found the 89th one.
Allen: Hello, I am a friend of the deceased. We made an appointment with you, you and you on the phone. The deceased blessed me to bring his ashes here from abroad and find a suitable cemetery for him here. This is the purpose of my coming. Do you understand my purpose?
Allen: yes, I'm too smart to express myself clearly. One more thing, the deceased wished me to give his legacy to his eldest nephew. Thank you, sir. Excuse me, who is Mr. Thank you?
grave seller: second uncle (crying). How sad my heart is.
thank you: almost, you grave seller don't need to cry like this.
thank you, grandpa. You went abroad when I was two years old. I just heard that you have been fooling around, and as a result, you went to the funeral. The grave seller, my second uncle liked luxury and noise before his death, and I covered the whole grave. Every tree is covered with small speakers, and the traffic is played 24 hours a day. Give me all the graves on this side, put on a simple shed, and give me all the Lamian Noodles, barbecue, pancake fruit, gaba dishes and ear-shaped fried cakes. Arrange a row of security guards for me here. If nothing happens, I will drive them out and run around my second uncle's grave. Get busy.
grave seller: sir, this extra expense is not small.
thank you: it's nothing to spend some money as a junior after the elder leaves.
grave seller: yes
thank you: besides, how expensive can your most expensive grave be?
grave seller: 4,81 square meters
Thank you: the cheapest one
grave seller: 47,
Allen: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.
Thank you: Mr. Allen, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me?
Allen: Let me tell you this, your second uncle starved to death abroad, and I even reported the plane tickets. Do you think you can quote me the ticket back here?
Thank you. That's it.
Allen: Where is it?
Thank you: I'm telling you, Mr. Allen, this is not my second uncle at all. Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?
Allen: It can't be wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your second uncle. Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is Thank you. Your whole family is very polite.
thank you: there are many polite people, all of whom are my second uncle?
Allen: Your second uncle still remembers that today is your 3th birthday. He told me to give you this urn as a birthday present on your birthday. Happy birthday, I'm sorry for your loss. Your second uncle's last wish is to be buried in this land in his hometown. Come on, son, have a shovel and plant this tree of life!
thank you: wait a minute. Does it cost money to plant trees?
grave seller: 4,44,44 yuan. This book symbolizes the rebirth of life.
Thank you: It is said that when people die, they have to be reborn and start over, but do you think it is interesting to plant a tree on the ashes? Be reborn as a vegetable in the future? Or plants vs. zombies?
grave seller: no.
Allen: Leaves fall to their roots, son. You can fulfill the wishes of the dead!
thank you: it's not that I'm not round. I can't let people live if I buy more than 4 thousand square meters for a broken grave.
grave seller: living people don't live in graves, so the price of graves is expensive. Let me introduce you. This is a set of north-south transparent board graves which are very suitable for the elderly. Dark kitchen, dark seasons, leaking in winter and frosting in summer, downstairs on the ground, next door surnamed Zhang. Ah, our greatest advantage now is the geographical environment. Look, it is adjacent to the Huangquan Expressway on the left and the Crane Airport on the left. The middle one is that the bustling pedestrian street in our whole grave area is dead. Another good news is that if you can buy the grave in full now, we can also give you a coffin. I don't know if you prefer flip or slide.
thank you: do you have a touch screen?
grave seller: studied and stopped production.
Allen: Why?
grave seller: nobody pressed it. This treasure tomb is the top luxury Egyptian style in the whole tomb area, and the pyramid symbolizes the wealth and rights of the deceased before his death. Hey, if you bury your second uncle, we will hire professional dancers with exotic customs to accompany you.
In the dance
Allen: I like this one, so I'll take this one.
What's up, Mr. Xie? Isn't this a good dance?
thank you. dancing is good. does it cost money?
grave seller: 47,111 yuan a piece
thank you: money is not expensive, so I'm afraid I'll jump my second uncle.
grave seller: I almost forgot, Mr. Xie. I take the liberty to ask you if you have a local account.
Thank you: What's the difference?
grave seller: if you are local, you can bury it immediately.
thank you: what about outsiders?
grave seller: then you have to die for five years. I'll buy this grave with my personal tax-paid invoice after five years.
Thank you. Just right, I can't buy a grave seller.
Thank you, Mr. Sheng and Mr. Xie. Don't worry about this. You see, I have a list here. These are all local old ladies who have just died recently. You can choose a suitable one for your second uncle to have a wedding, so that you can buy a grave as soon as your second uncle's account comes.
thank you: do you still need to make trouble in the bridal chamber?
grave seller: you are so bold. Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie, I'll think of a way for you. Let's delay people. Let's try to buy two sets of graves directly, one for burying your second uncle, and let's rent it out and repay the loan with the rent.
Thank you: Your company told me to love my grave! In this way, please leave us alone, I'm discussing with my second uncle. Uncle, didn't you mean to make people laugh at me? Do you think I am doing well? In fact, it's almost the same between father and son. You are starving, and I am starving. You say you are a turtle, you play with foreign flavor, how romantic it is to spill the ashes into the sea, and you can raise fish and Doby seagulls when you are free, and you are greedy for seafood. I have to bury it here, ok, after all, we are relatives, so I will scatter you on the ground!
grave seller. thank you, sir.
Allen: This check is for my thanks. Thank you.
Thank you. I am just a thank you. My name is inglis Milk Name, and my name is Thanks.
Allen: 1 million US dollars.
Grave seller: Mr. Xie, we have a set of big graves here that is especially suitable for you. Please bury your second uncle inside and bury it rolling.
. Second uncle
grave seller: I'm sorry for your loss, please think about the grave of a big family
Thank you: I've made up my mind, second uncle
grave seller: eldest son
Thank you: let's go home. Second uncle, this grade is too low. I will accompany you to see a set of affordable graves in a couple of days. (Thank you for coming)
Allen: You haven't reported my plane ticket to me yet
The grave seller: Hug, Hug, big brother, I will report it to me. Inside, Brother Allen, Brother Ai, right? Brother Ai, let me recommend my big grave to you. Your head is just right here.
Allen: Oh, buy karma, please quote me my air ticket.
Grave seller: Hug, Hug, don't understand Chinese (grave seller, Allen ends up).