1. Finally almost finished the test, the examiner said: "Parking ahead." The results were not expected a fire hydrant in front. The trainee was horrified back: "Report a fire hydrant, the front can not be parked."
2. Back to square! Back to square! How many rounds of your own you can't remember?
3. Breathless learning to drive is really the most negative thing I've experienced since I was a kid.
4. bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
5. My brother learned to ride a bicycle road is difficult, I seem to understand the mood of the coach when I learn to drive.
6. Every time you learn to drive early or on time, the coach must have something delayed more than half an hour before appearing.
7. One day to go to the driving school to learn to drive, I finished practicing so on the back seat sitting, and then came up with a two goods, came up to put the handbrake down, and then put on the seatbelt all kinds of checks, finished loosening the clutch, half a day did not move, so the coach asked him to block (party) in which? The two goods looked at the coach said: Beijing. At that time, I was baffled, the coach looked at him and said Beijing? Then
8. I test subject two too nervous, in the side of the reverse bank ......
9. Master I fell into? Master:
10. "See that guy in front? Crash him" "not so good" "not so good you still do not fucking step on the brakes?!"
11. brakes hot feet? I'm not going to step on it!
12. Learning to drive or tanning I now arms, legs and feet have become a crosswalk.
13. The red light is not open, the green light is not open, how do not have your favorite color?
14. Others step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy.
15. I tied a piece of meat to the head of the car, the dog is better than you drive!
Friends circle about learning to drive the funny saying (Part II)16.Change one. I can not teach you
17. Aunt when to come not have to be in the test subject two today I drop mom crazy turn so many koi this is an unexpected good thing!
18. Once on the way to the roadside store to play a tip, out of the master to let his brother see how much oil. Brother unscrewed the gas tank cover to see, what can not be seen, buddies took out a lighter light want to look at, fortunately, the master's quick, flying leg, the brother kicked down to the ground, or I guess now there is no such story, all played out.
19. Suddenly hope that there is a dependence around. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Tomorrow the test subject two, I wish I can pass it.
20. In the summer, a woman was taking the road test. She was so nervous that she kept looking down at the gear, and the examiner stopped her. This woman is even more nervous, look up at the front, reach out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
21. To be honest, I'm a student who first felt the dark side when I took the driving test.
22. Change lanes to the right, opened into the left turn signal. Coach said I: "What, confuse the enemy behind?"
23.Section two make-up test twice, the most tragic are dead in the curve driving.
24. Tomorrow to test the subject two la, nervous nervous, sleep early tonight, tomorrow refueling refueling refueling.
25! Brake ah ！！！！ And stalled again! Won't step on the collection of ！！！！ Hit the turn signal ah ！！！！ Why do you hit the headlights ！！！！ You ！！！！
26. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to others driving school to scrape the car.
27. Nightmare general news do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car.
28. coach: so hard to drag the steering wheel why, is it want to take home?
29. Inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, OK! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
30. You drive like this test deductions are not more than a hundred deductions
On the difficult to learn car humor funny saying excerpts (30)
On the difficult to learn car humor funny saying (a)
1. I was learning to drive with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of chefs in our school, the strength of the big one, there is a ramp to stop, the trainer said: you Pull the handbrake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull out the handbrake.
2. "See that guy in front? Run him over" "Not so good" "Not so good you still don't fucking step on the brakes?!"
3. Today! Finally took a subject 2 test! It's not easy for a fool like me.
4. I had to come to this one! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. My parents have been pushing me to practice lately and I'm so annoyed.
5. I'm rude and always make a lot of noise when I'm practicing. The coach has been reading: "Ouch, with so much force, you want to pull my steering wheel off? Do you want me to get a tank for you to drive ah?"
6. Coach: See that guy? Cadet: see the coach: crash him Cadet: I dare not coach: dare not your still not brake
7. There is also a time to hear next to the coach in the training of students: "This will not learn ah, you yourself good enlightenment!" I also Zen it!
8. My classmates, mm, road test is very nervous, the heart has been reciting "fasten seat belt fasten seat belt! And then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
9. Section three exams five times, less than a last resort, I never touch the car.
10. Like the coach will not say anything else, the coach most often say a sentence is: Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......
11. Coach: so hard to pull the steering wheel why, is it want to take it home?
12. Suddenly I hope that there is a dependence on the side. Good night. Tomorrow, I'm going to take the test, and I hope I can pass it.
13. Tomorrow to take the test two, nervous nervous, sleep early tonight, tomorrow cheer cheer cheer.
14. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, almost be scolded to death, I am too poor, and wimpy and weak.
15. In the end, the school is still not open I learn the car desire these days is incredibly strong.
On the learning car difficult humor funny say (Part II)16. Learning car first day, the DMV system problems I do not gas I do not gas I do not gas at all.
17. reverse pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: "Failed! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, okay! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
18. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
19. I have never thought of my own learning progress so slow because the test is not about every day at home, so boring!
20. A candidate smoothly on the car, sitting in the driver's seat on the ignition, step on the gas pedal after checking the instrumentation to the examiner said: "Report examiner, the instrumentation check is normal, requesting takeoff." (should be requested to start.) (This should be a request to start, and I guess the candidate has had the ideal of being a pilot since he was a child.) The examiner replied calmly, "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high-voltage electricity in front of you."
21. "Coach, I'm so nervous." "What are you nervous about, the one who should be nervous is the one who walks!"
22. Master I fell into? Master:
23. I'm speechless, said every day to learn the car to learn the car, engaged in my dreams yesterday are driving.
24. It seems that after all, we have to learn to drive well ah, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
25. In order to get a driver's license, my brother got up at 5:30, really hard.
26. Partners blessed me tomorrow driving school subject two successful promotion it, 3Q.
27. In order to your future safety, learning to drive scolded is actually very necessary drops. Any you mouth a thousand heavy, I since the stalwart, maybe you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, and later you can be more bold in the community to break through. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car!
28. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to others driving school to scrape the car.
29. "I'm sorry coach, I parked again crooked". "The first day of the year, I was able to get a good deal on a new car, and I was able to get a good deal on a new car!
30. As the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, cursing people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and five.
About learning to play the steering wheel of the funny saying summary
About learning to play the steering wheel of the hilarious saying (a)
1. Coach: I only know that you do not distinguish between the southeast and northwest, and now it seems that you can not distinguish between the left and right.
2. People's mood will really fall to the bottom because they have to learn to drive I realized.
3. The student who practiced with me once stood up when he braked!
4. Brake hot feet? I don't want to step on it yet!
5. The coach said that your license to learn and then go to a class to learn to fly the plane it so fast only on the sky
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7. It is difficult to practice Oh, why do you want to learn to drive coach is very good is that I am not good.
8. Section II test three times, sent away three batches of students.
9. I'm very happy to talk to you so long today, and today it's here, and then I realized that there are a lot of little friends tomorrow, and I wish you all the best.
10. Once again, I practiced reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach next to me and said, "Where do you hit the direction?" I heart a tight, hurried to the opposite direction to play, and heard the coach said: "You also to that side to play?!" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach is training another car students.
11. You drive like this test points are not much more than a hundred deductions
12. right lane change, driving into the left turn signal. The coach said I: "What, confuse the enemy behind it?"
13. Other people step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy clutch.
14. The steering wheel is not good, your hands were born to do
15! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice driving, and I'm so annoyed.
Funny saying about learning to drive the steering wheel (Part II)16. bumper dog, square dance, driving school instructor two hundred and fifty-five.
17. Master I poured into it? Master:
18. Summer, a woman is on the road test. She was nervous and kept looking down at the gear, the examiner stopped. This woman is more nervous, look up ahead, reaching out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
19. My daughter learns to drive much faster than I do, and the waves of the Yangtze River push the waves of the previous generation, and I was immediately shot on the beach.
20. People who are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we have a student driving school road test, get on the car after all the preparatory work is done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? The student said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
21. I subject two test passed the test passed the test, I cried after the test.
22. Today, I just got a license, the coach said to me seriously: in the future, I can not drive as much as possible do not drive
23. In the end, I still do not open the school to learn the desire to learn the car in these days is incredibly strong.
24. "You will have to wear a helmet when you drive out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people get off and hit you."
25. Learning to drive or tanning I now arms legs and feet have become a crosswalk.
26. road test, I carefully review all procedures, for fear of a little omission: get on the car to play the report, to check the mirrors, instrumentation, change lanes to the left and right to observe the road, over the station, the intersection is to beep the horn, to observe the rear of the traffic time can not be more than 12 seconds ...... Chest on the car, pretending to touch the mirrors. Turn on the left directional light, sound the horn, start the engine, gear, put down the handbrake is ready to start, the instructor said: "The test is over, please get off!" The first time I saw this, I forgot to fasten my seatbelt!
27! Back to the right! You play a few laps of your own you can not remember?
28! Put it in gear! You step on the clutch? Brake it, do not see almost hit it! Tap the brakes! Overtake ah, waiting for dishes! Put on the turn signal! Steering wheel is dead! You give me down, nonsense like!
29. It is difficult for me to buy cigarettes for the coach to buy breakfast end cups end water.
30. The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......"
Circle of friends said funny, funny circle of friends said1. Young people must not because of a subject of math on the loss of The first thing you need to do is to get rid of all the problems that you have.
2. Wang Sicong said, I make friends regardless of whether he is rich or not, anyway, I am not rich, his confidence and I am very similar, I make friends do not look at other people poor or not, anyway, I am not poor.
3. Yesterday and the mosquito war a night, the final tie, it did not eat, I did not sleep well.
4. To see "The Fast and the Furious 8", see half of the radio: please license plate Beijing A88888 Bentley owners to move the car. After listening to this broadcast, I was in the crowd's eyes, a face of impatience out of the theater, and then went to the Xian hand room.
5. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to go to his wedding, and I calmly returned three words: next time I go.
6. Do you like small animals? Of course, I like it. I'm not sure how much I like them, but I do like them. How can I say this?
7．Thinking about why experts recommend eating seven minutes of dinner, because the other three minutes, to be used to eat late-night snacks.
8. Today's exam, chemistry and what not, and then give students gestures, so students continuously pointed to a few girls. So I carefully looked at these girls. Then I silently add ADCBACDB
9. Don't always ask me what I'm doing, I'm not only learning, but also what can do ah!
10. I'm a person with a very weak position, who has big breasts I play with who, I can not help it, I'm such a person who goes with the flow.
11. My friend said that his family raised cactus into a fine, a watering will move, I went to his home to look at the lean! The poor hedgehog.
12. Friends sent me home, I got on the habit of lighting a cigarette, my friend pinched off my cigarette and said: don't smoke on the car, fumes. My mother a slap to him fan past, riding an electric car has Nima smoke flavor ah!
13. I vaguely remember, when I learned to buy online is to save money.
14. When I was a child, I dreamed of being a hero, and when I grew up, I didn't realize that it was easy to realize with a cell phone, and there are many choices.
15. Someone asked me why my skin is black, I smile, a white cover a hundred ugly, you white is to cover ugly, I am not ugly.
16. unit organization to play abroad, the administrative little sister to collect staff ID information, when I saw me, she smiled and asked me: you belong to the rat? Out of the maintenance of the Chinese zodiac, I answered: Yes, but please remove the old word. She froze for a moment, puzzled, said yes and left, results, results, the whole company went out to play, really remove the old man from the list.
17. I met my old classmate on the street today, and I can't imagine that he is so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.
18. military training when the instructor corrected a girl's posture: head up and chest out! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The girl's expression how sad you feel.
19. Later, my face, arms, buttocks, thighs and fat become very good friends, except for the chest.
20. Today, my brother met a female psychopath, just look at her, was dumped two slaps, my brother is a quality person, did not bother with her, directly out of the women's locker room home.
21. Some people always think that they are in the bull A and bull C, in fact, they do not know that they are in the stupid A and stupid C.
22. The banana fan is the old king's but in the hands of the Princess Iron Fan, the King Bull will not be the three real fires and the red child was born to, alas, the connotation of this is really intriguing!
23. I advise you to play less cell phones and computers, I recently feel that vision loss is more and more serious, open the wallet can not see the money.
24. Recently to buy a car, my father took me to all the luxury car 4S stores in the city, I was very moved, well, or family good. After the store, my father turned his head and told me: see, after these cars are not allowed to hit!
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