2,When I was in college I did a massively scary group dance that required sharp falls, high leg lifts, and other violent moves. Everyone couldn't do it within a few days of practicing, they were all bruised and some had pulled muscles in their legs, I was hurt worse . I went to class in the afternoon, and on the third floor, I couldn't lift one of my legs at all, so I just walked up so hard, literally sending that leg straight up. As I was walking, I heard a girl behind me say to her boyfriend, "It's better to go to a school in a big city, but in my hometown, you can't go to school if you have this kind of polio." I wildly dizzy ......
3,Yesterday went to the countryside to visit, really let me feel raised eyebrows a time! The day we two people are in the field of the road to see the crop growth, far from seeing a group of foreigners in the surrounded by a local farmer than gestures. Out of curiosity, I quietly walked behind them to hear what they were saying.
These foreigners (probably Americans), while flipping through a pamphlet that looks like an English-Chinese dictionary, pronounced the words in very non-standard Chinese: How, I, arrived, outside ......
I thought, oh, I should be asking for directions. I wonder what our peasant brothers say when they see a foreigner.
The farmer looked puzzled. I thought to myself, "Oh, you've got low comprehension skills, don't you?
The foreigner saw that he did not understand, more anxious: WE, I, everyone, go, go, want to .....
The peasant brother was still at a loss...
The foreigner was even more anxious, began to stomp his feet, sweating...
This time the 50-year-old farmer to the group of dancing Americans, said a let me think this countryside visit the most rewarding sentence: can you speaking english ?
4, row after the seat, only a pair of table two are male, the teacher actually came to them: "will be on it, a great man why worry about no wife!". The teacher actually said to them, "Let it be, a great man why not have a wife! The whole class was dumbfounded.
5, this is a super classic, in high school, couples, classmates Z (female) and Q (male) by the teacher in the doorway of the first table, a diagonal on the last table, but this pair of notes or every day, because the distance is too far away, the two of them with the throw. One day, I do not know how so inch, Q put a note "whoosh" thrown over, just our teacher came in, directly on the teacher's body, the teacher picked up the note hard stomped Q a glance, open the note "let you pass every day, this put me to see what have been passed! " And read it out.
The note reads
"Z, you say we two pass notes like this every day, if one day hit on the teacher will be fun."
6,two students in the department fought, the responsibility is entirely on the side of the beating, was asked to do a review in the grade assembly, the bad guy wrote a stormy long review, referring to the details of the fight said: at that time, we were having dinner, because of an argument over a question, I, as a student cadre, in line with the principle of seeking truth from facts, tolerate him politely, however, he suddenly took out a handful of brightly shining things Pointed at me, I can no longer suppress the indignation within ...... just said here, the counselor finally could not stand it, rushed to the podium and asked: what in the world is a bright and shiny thing, you say clearly! The bad man was silent for several seconds and said: rice spoon.
7, said my mom's thing, once she went to the bank to get money, because by the way, she took the kitchen knife to the market to sharpen the knife. After she first ground the knife, she directly took the cold light shining kitchen knife into the bank ...... kitchen knife even did not take a thing package or load a bit, so mention the kitchen knife strutting into the bank, and then put the knife towards the counter "snap" a put, said: "Take the money!" ...... Afterwards, she also bragged to me and my father, that a few bank ladies, face are green ......
8, in junior high school, the table pointed to my arm inside the elbow of the meat line said: "This is called the virginity line, there is a woman of this The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. "
One day my mother and I sat on the bus, no seat can only pull the trolley, I suddenly saw my mother's arm inside the measurement of the meat line, happy to say aloud: "Mom you are a virgin. "
Then I was very happy, my mom huge sweat, the whole car people wild sweat
9, our dormitory a brother raised a cactus
Later he put the cactus on the windowsill, that is above his own socks drying special place, he said to put it in there to clean the air
A week later, the cactus ball rot
10 a few times and some of the students went to school, but the cactus ball is still there, so I don't know what to say. >10On a certain occasion and a few students on the way to school, classmate A accidentally stepped on a horse gourd cover, a foot stepped over and fell in, fortunately, we caught him in time, but his foot still dipped into the horse gourd inside the BB...
After getting him up, I watched that horse gourd cover, this horse gourd cover is near my house, often walk from it all right, I tried to step on it with one foot, and it didn't turn over, and it didn't turn over when I stepped on it with two feet.
I curiously said to my classmates who were cleaning up the BB on their feet: you don't know how to grow, look at me stepping on it and it doesn't turn over. And then also jumped twice, horse gourd cover suddenly flipped 。。。。
Because the other students were helping A clean his shoes, no one came to catch me.
11,a U.S. highway was badly congested, a man came to a driver's window and said; 'Terrorists have hijacked Bush, all they want is 1 million U.S. dollars, and if they don't give it, they'll light the gasoline on Bush, and I've come here to raise money for charity." The driver asked, "How much has been raised so far?" The man replied, "60 lighters."
12,Buy a new Beijing Jeep. The bad luck started to come
At the rear of the car there is a sign "4X4" soon someone book "=16"
My ass!
N times in a row!
Instead of having someone else draw it, I'll draw it myself!!!!
My book "=16" soon... After adding a check mark
13, the unit leader is not very old, but the computer does not know anything, one day, he came back from field training, so that the department of Wang to apply for an e-mail, after a while, he asked to apply for a good well, Wang said good, he said immediately after: that you use a USB flash drive to my mailbox to copy over and loaded onto my computer.
14,Today a friend bought a bottle of Coke, pull open the can and see a line of words, the shelf life of the bottle to see the low, so my friend turned the bottle of Coke over, so the Coke hoo hoo hoo all trickle out 。。。。
15,I have a Guangdong students, one day in the cafeteria pointing to the fried eggs, said: "Give me a fried egg." The first time I saw him, he said, "I don't know what I'm going to do. The back fainted a
16,When I was a child very brave very brave, once in kindergarten, the doctor gave us a vaccine, the teacher at the side of the teaching: "Which children are brave ah, let's see where the most courageous children, the first to come to the doctor aunty here?" Asked half a day no one to pay attention to her, everyone is shrinking back, and then only to see me stride to the doctor. The teacher was happy to say: "or XXX the most courageous ......" words are not finished, I saw a grabbed the table needle syringe all thrown out the window to go. (This is after I grew up, my father told me)
17, yesterday bought a bag of rice in the northeast, took home a closer look, the origin is "Liaoning City, Heilongjiang Province, High-tech Park", leaning!
18, my computer level is particularly poor, but in order to assess the title had to take the computer exam. I'm sorry to say that I had a problem with my eyes the day before, but I had to take an eye mask to the test. The question can be really called great, I simply one will not, only one word can describe the mood: dizzy! Plus, the eyes are not good, so pretend to answer for a while, lying on the table to rest, unknowingly sleep, and so I opened my bleary eyes, only to see the screen on the big 60 two numbers floating around, "ah, I passed!" I couldn't help but shout out. "Look carefully, that's the screensaver! What's all the yelling about!"
19, his wife came home and said driving saw a slogan is very strange, what "I rely on, you rely on, we rely on". I concluded after a field trip: "health rely on me to rely on you to rely on everyone" in the health of the two words are gone.
20, after school bus, crowded like sardine cans, a mm hard to squeeze up, in the driver's side of the grab a seat, but the hand is nowhere to help ride, so I had to grab the ticket box to maintain balance.
In a mess of confusion, the driver suddenly in a turn of the emergency brake, in a hurry, mm had to grasp the change box, I did not expect that the years of dilapidation of the change box was so that she was the whole pump up .... The whole car passengers looked at her into a ball of laughter; and the driver Mr. this time also spoke: Miss, we do is a small business,
Please be merciful ~
21, the day before yesterday, I in Changsha, Wuyi Avenue, I ran into a foreigner, I guess it is the Americans. He was followed by a large group of people who were pointing
pointing and being very rude. I thought: "What's the decency? Shame on the Chinese!!!"
So I called out to the foreigner, "HI"
He looked back at me, I walked up and smiled politely, "Are you konw them?"
After I finished I couldn't help but secretly admire myself, this level of English-
When I finished, I couldn't help but admire myself!
The foreigner didn't frown, and said in broken Chinese: "Shenmai (third tone)?"
A wave of fear struck me,---- no way? After being crazy with Li Yang for so long, I can't believe that even such simple words are spoken in such an unintelligible way!
I do not die: "Where are you from". This time it was said word for word.
Who knows he, he even frowned: "pro use in the past words to say".
Oh, dead foreigners! The original in front of me to show off your Chinese level!
Humph, I asked, "Where are you from?"
This time he got it and grinned with a big grin, "New General (Xinjiang)."
(This joke is by no means malicious, lz I am Han Chinese but my hometown is in Xinjiang, please Xinjiang compatriots do not territory.)
22, one day it rained, the wife went out to buy things, just out of the door soon came back in a hurry
"Husband, I'm back"
"What's the matter, did not go to buy things?"
"I went to the store, but my car broke down!"
"How did it break down?"
"The carburetor got water in it!"
"How can the carburetor get water in it? You check carefully what's wrong."
"It's the carburetor!"
"I don't think you even know what a carburetor is. There's no way water could get in that place. I'll go and see for myself! Where's the car parked?"
"In the pond."
"........"
23,think of an anecdote I heard before. Guangzhou train station is a nationally known mess, a woman walking next to the station, a man from the back of the necklace to tear off its escape, behind a young man saw to chase, the woman said: do not chase, he robbed me is fake, I also pulled his necklace down, is real gold.
24, the office of a man, we jokingly referred to as "bitch". Just now he ran to my computer to let me receive mail, see my inbox list has a & lt; & lt; bitch & gt; & gt;, suddenly very happy and excited: "ah, there is a bitch ah, quickly let me see who is a bitch!" I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this. Speechless ..... Sweat ......
25, woke up in the morning in a daze, remembered that this morning to have a meeting, so hurriedly ate breakfast, did not wait for his wife to get up and rushed out of the house. On the way to the old shoes, socks, not too comfortable, like a few stones into the same, but also too late to take off the shoes to see. Finally arrived at the unit, said also strange, feel more comfortable in the socks, shoes are not particularly pinching feet, immediately to the meeting, did not care too much. After the meeting is already noon, look at the cell phone has a missed call, is the wife called, immediately back to the past. "Hey, wife, just in the meeting, what's the matter?" "Nothing, oh, chocolate is good?" "Chocolate" "Yes, you still play dumb with me! Oh!" So I remembered that yesterday was Christmas Eve, so I remembered the pair of socks placed on the chair, so I remembered that the socks have been very chocky, so I remembered that now it is not so chocky 。。。。。。
26,Two men were playing in a match, and before the match there was a violent quarrel.
A got agitated and said to B, "You're a piece of shit,
I'm eating you up!!!" ......
I was going to say I'm going to win you ......
27,One day we visited a square which was full of white pigeons, and a child was busy feeding the pigeons.... Suddenly a gray and black pigeon flew to his side, he rattled his hand to indicate that the pigeon away, murmured: "You first go back to the bath, I will give you to eat.
28, one day, want to go to the Window of the World to play, the result of the return direction of the bus. A car, the car on both sides of the empty seats, I sat in a left row of seats. The conductor asked, "Where to?" I said, "Window of the World." The conductor said, "The window of the world is across the street." I thought to myself, "This conductor is so nosy, he even wants to know which side I sit on. So I sat on the right seat.
29, I have menstrual cramps, menstrual cramps do not dare to touch the cold water, and do not want to do anything, my husband always said that I am delicate, can be much pain ah, I also said to him do not understand, alas.
Once he was very serious, he ran over to me and said, "Don't do anything while I'm here, he's got it all covered. I asked him what happened, how to get the hang of it, he said in order to experience my pain, with three days of sanitary napkins, really can not stand ......
Then the heart is very touched, but the man with a sanitary napkin may be more difficult than the woman is still a little bit more difficult to do it......
< p>30,I have a classmate who is a Christian and feels a little bit obsessed. The school had to do exercises early in the morning, and he felt that the teachers had to get up early to do them as well, otherwise it wasn't fair. So he ran straight to the principal to deal with the principal froze for a moment and said: Where are you from? My classmate lovingly said: I am God sent to save you. The principal: ×※% () ￥ ×※%31, we have been to McDonald's or KFC know that after you order, the sales clerk will be loud to the meal you order again.
The last time I stood in line at McDonald's, the person in front of me said, "I want a chicken nuggets."
The clerk replied loudly:
"You want a piece of chicken shit? Here to eat or packaged?"
32, and coworkers eat pot, eat slowly fuel is almost burned out. My colleague asked the waiter to add alcohol. The waiter brought a small bucket of liquid alcohol, colleagues picked up the inside of a small spoon ladled hard full, poured into the stove, the spoon was also followed by sent in, burning. The coworker panicked and let out a "yah", then tried his best to calm down, took out the spoon, and threw it into the bucket that the waiter was holding next to him. The waiter ran into the restroom with a bucket of fire.
33, Mommy, I'm 13"
"I know"
"Can I wear a bra now?"
"No"
"But Sis has been wearing bras since she was 13"
"When I say no, I mean no"
"So can I use a tampon?"
"No you can't"
"Sis started using tampons when she was 13"
"I said no you can't"
"Then I'm ............"
"Shut the fuck up you stupid son"
34,I went to the zoo when I was a child, to see the big bear, the result of the day the bear freaked out, could not stop in that er flinging his head, fling ah ~ ~ ~ fling ah ～～～～ --- suddenly, a handful of haram suddenly flung to my face!
I will never go to the zoo again!
35,When I was in high school, there was a text, the exact name of which I forgot, there was a passage in which a husband who was about to leave home to fight said to his wife: "I'm leaving, you must take care of the home. Pay attention to the safety of your parents and children, and don't let the enemy traitors catch you." A student reads aloud, "I am about to leave, you must take care of the home. Pay attention to the safety of your parents and children, and never let the enemy catch the traitors." The class burst out laughing, the teacher also lying on the lectern half a day did not get up ......
36,The other day, I sat on the back of my husband's motorcycle, in order to a problem I argued loudly. Suddenly, felt something in the mouth, a bite, sweet, coconut flavor. On second thought, I definitely haven't eaten a coconut in the last 1 year. So I picked the residue out of my mouth. At first glance, it was a spider. t_t!!!!
Turns out spiders are coconut flavored!
37,The accompanying interpreter, and the tour guide MM in the hotel lobby sitting waiting for the card, not far away from the sitting a pair of foreigners.
MM: is the American ghosts or British ghosts
I: listen to the accent are not like
MM: estimated to be German or French ghosts
I: anyway, not Italian ghosts, they are dark hair curly hair
This time, they got up and estimated to be ready to go back to the room, passing us, the man smiled at me, the electricity of the that I seven meat and eight veins drop, and then said a word! The man smiled at me, electrified me, and then said something like, "We're Finnish ghosts, and look at me, I'm a blonde with curly hair.
I that black line ah, swish drop.
= = =|||
38,Once invited friends to dinner, after ordering a lot of food, suddenly realized that there is no wallet! I am dizzy, but not also mean to say, after the meal for me has been like chewing wax, the heart only think how to get through this pass. Then suddenly a note on the mind, pick up the phone pretending to dial a phone, to the phone wildly yell half a day said some why take my wallet also did not say a nonsense, (this time my friend has been embarrassed to say that I paid, I pay, you do not know that the wallet so that your husband took away, it's okay) is waiting for me to be happy with the good intention of this lie is about to be successful, suddenly the phone ringing loudly in my ear! ......
39,MM first came to my dormitory, see me brushing teeth cup upside down on the windowsill, curious ING ......
MM: "so strange yo, you brush your teeth cup how to still have the lid of the Mud?"
Then it was twisted and twisted, and the bottom of my cup was violently removed.555......
MM: "This thing doesn't have a bottom! How do you guys usually brush your teeth?"
40 senior high school one day at noon, my desk (a look quite sorry for everyone but also cross off the narcissistic Lord) have nothing to do, so he picked up in front of the girl's mirror to look up. The light to illuminate him still shall not be over, even on a whim to the mirror shouted: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, you quickly show who is the world's most handsome person?"
Who knows, the dramatic scene happened at this time. The clanking mirror slipped from my deskmate's hand and shattered. That mirror preferred to shatter in order to stand up to its conscience.
We who witnessed this scene laughed ourselves silly, and my tablemate looked bewildered.
41, one of my classmates went to his uncle's house in the countryside to play in the summer vacation, borrowed a steam gun from his uncle and went to the mountains to shoot birds. Played a day did not hit, evening to home, walked to the edge of the village found a large pit with many toads, so happy to shoot one by one. The next day he heard that his uncle's bullfrogs had been killed for no apparent reason.
42,Director yesterday in the earthquake relief mobilization said that it is recommended that everyone who has the ability to go to donate blood, whether it is A, B, or C type ......
43,Before the evening study, the front desk turned to ask: "You have eaten potatoes boiled potatoes boiled potatoes did not? "
Only to hear the table whispered answer: "Have not eaten!"
44, a college student's eyes are oddly small, normal state looks only a slit. One day in the cafeteria after lunch to concentrate on watching TV, the cafeteria a cleaner walked by surprised: "students, how do you eat after dinner fell asleep here?"
45, University of Shenyang Railway Station, I waited in the waiting room, a beggar next to the money. I sat next to a bald very fierce people, like just put out like, that beggar with a broken hat to beg, the person next to me to. I am trying to figure out how to avoid it. The beggar walked to me, hesitated, crossed me, looking for another person to go ......
46, college, one day a boy and I chat, said he went to do yesterday's foot, almost died, I asked how, he said to his massage people pressed to the foot of a place where he felt pain, said the pain is that the body here has a I'm in pain, you say where is the problem? The question is very sincere, people do massage is also very sincere answer said: uterus ...
47, the day of the night market, saw a stall to buy cloth shoes. I just squatted on the ground and started rummaging around, and suddenly found a pair of very pretty ones. And there is also "Kappa" printed on the upper! The boss said 20 a price, I think the workmanship is not bad, in fact, I valued the Kappa trademark. Sold! Home and then carefully appreciate the shoes found in the Kappa next to a line of small letters, at first thought it was the manufacturer or factory location of a kind of labeling. But the more you look, the more you feel wrong, written next to the "Bu shi" rely on the real fucking really don't understand this tell me "not Kappa".......... Suddenly I feel like the crooks are being honest nowadays!
48,Once I went to an ATM to withdraw money, there were two people in front of me.
One of them put his bank card in and then said to the ATM in Sichuanese: "Take two hundred dollars".
Half a day, the two saw the machine did not respond, so low whispered some, and then, listen to another person, in Mandarin, said to the ATM: I take two hundred dollars ......
49,Spring Festival home, my family anxious I have not found a girlfriend, so almost find someone to introduce me to a girl, the University of Politics and Law, graduated last year. The first time I saw a girl, I saw a girl who had been in a car for a long time, and she had been in a car for a long time. After a blind date-style meeting, my parents are quite satisfied with the girl. But I don't think it's a good idea to hesitate to give them a positive opinion. Later, my mother and I privately came to this: do not think you look a few points of beauty, thin as a bamboo pole, I if she is so young, will not look at you. @@@@####%%%%
50,When I was a kid, I felt that my dad was always watching boring news broadcasts, and one day I finally couldn't help myself, so I asked him: Dad, how many episodes of news broadcasts a*** 。。。。。。
51, remember or fifth grade, the class teacher asked a group of first classmates: "What is your nationality?" The students said: "Yi" and then asked the second student: "You?" Answer: "Two ethnic groups".
53,Someone posted on the bbs, recounting the domestic violence of her live-in boyfriend and asking if she should break up with him. There was a chorus of sympathy and support for her to break up. At this point, a netizen replied: it's good to get married, the two of you beat your kids together.
54,newspaper read, a child's father surnamed Yi, gave his child a name called easy to pull the can, registration of household registration was rejected by the police, saying that it is irresponsible for the child ......
55,friend of the classic slip of the tongue: "I'm going to take the strength to eat shit are milked it out! Original: I milked it out. Awkward ......
56,The poor monk knows that the power is not enough to heal wounds through the clothes, the teacher, the old line is rude...
57,Wash your hands and wipe the hand cream in the middle.
A male colleague saw, came over: "I also want to wipe". I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
The colleague is known for his sweaty hair, so I glanced at his hairy paws, and blurted out:
"You're still wiping what hand cream na? It's time for conditioner!"
58, high school dormitory, one day at dusk, go to the neighborhood snack bar to buy a few cream buns for dinner. Because it is winter, afraid of buns to the dormitory cool off, it is tucked into the arms of the cover (I wear a down jacket), suddenly my mother called me out to dinner, one of her college classmates came to us here on business, to see me, so to a very opulent restaurant, the welcome lady smiled and I bowed and said: Hello! I tugged at my clothes and a bunch of buns rolled out.
59,abercrombie france, the husband called his daughter "Hello. So-and-so student, guess who daddy is?"
60,University of a weekend home, walking on the road, the wind, a black garbage bag to me lunged, I left and right, directly buckle in my face. When I looked back, my friend was crouching on the ground laughing.
61,and classmates play, lock people outside the classroom, and then from the classroom back door gap peeping, the results of the back door is not locked, people a push, I am in front of the stars.
62,I remember when I was a kid, I went to a tape store to buy a tape of the Irish band U2, but I saw that there was only one old man watching the store, and I was worried that the old man didn't understand English, so I went up to him and asked, "Old man, do you have any tapes of U2(er) here?" The old man scratched his head and looked at me before saying, "U two(er), you mean U2(two)!?"
63,818 my teacher. Once to the class lecture, I guess too excited to speak, the upper row of false teeth fell down. The first time I saw this, I was able to see that the whole world was in a state of flux. Later with a smile to see him put the dentures up again ^^^^^^^
64, that period of time, sore throat, every day with a lozenge, in order to comfort. The first thing you need to do is to find a way to get the money you need to pay for the medication, and you can do that by signing the paper and taking the tablets with you. Leadership concern, asked me how, low head a mouth, hoo, the tablets from the mouth and out of ......
65, the Department of acting "fire Qiu Shao Yun" this clip, we use red silk as a flame, the higher the dance, gradually put the "Qiu Shaoyun" covered ...... do not know whose "idea", and so "flames" subsided, everyone When the flames subsided, everyone took a look - the actors had changed! -The black dude was lying on the stage!
66, or junior high school, a girl came to MC, I do not understand anything, I was very concerned about asking her how the buttocks, she was blushing, and did not speak, more depressing is that I also brought Yunnan Baiyao from home in the afternoon.
67,Every week I go to the hair salon to take care of my hair...
Yesterday was no exception,treat yourself.... More important than loving others!...
Stepping into the salon... Elegant music and soft lighting...
I recline in a cotton chair, enjoying the sensations from my scalp...
.
. ((Ding Dong)).....
A guest comes in...
Approximately 60 years old, wearing a flowered shirt with "Bagua Mountain" written on the chest...
Large ears, gray hair
Very red in the face... Looks like he's been drinking...
Sitting on my right seat... We smiled at each other ....
The designer asked gently and kindly...
Designer: Brother! How are you going to cut it?
The man did not speak. He took out his wallet and slowly handed it to the designer and said...
:I want to cut the same as him...
The designer took the photo...
I saw the designer's eyes widen in the mirror ....
Designer:Are you sure? You're going to cut it just like him?
Big brother (affirmative) nodded:Yes!
Designer: Then the hair should be dyed black.
Big brother: No problem! I'm going to an event tomorrow.
Big brother: I have to wear the same clothes as him! （
Design assistant whispered to the designer: I'm probably going to a COSPLAY show, right?
Designer: Well~ it's possible.
Designer: the eyebrows should also be trimmed like the photo?
Big brother: eyebrows too? That's fine~~also by the way.
Next the work began to be carried out.
The old man began to sleep.
In the mirror~~I saw the old man's hair begin to look styled.
The designer and his assistant's faces became more and more grave.
So it was time to color the hair.
After the hair was dyed black, I felt a sense of déjà vu when I looked at the old man in the mirror.
The eyebrows are almost done.
I saw the assistant behind the old man with his hands folded in worship.
The designer was chanting Amitabha as he fixed it.
The music played the Great Compassion Mantra.
~Nan~Mu~Guan~ShiYin~Avalokiteshvara~
My vision blurred. Tears began to well up in my eyes ~ Yes! I was touched.
The old man in front of the mirror~~No!
Nam Woo, the Goddess of Mercy! (Male version)
The designer finally put a small red flower on the old man's head.
Designer/Assistant: OK!
The old man slowly opens his eyes.
Old Man: Scary! ...... X! This is a small head (Taiwanese)!
The designer picked up the photo: it's the same as this one, right?
The old man: This is not like Ma Ying-jeou!
Designer: Ma Ying-jeou? You brought us this photo?
The old man took out his wallet and realized that the photo of Mayor Ma was still in his wallet
What was the photo that the old man gave us?
The old man snatched back the photo and took a look.
Photo ~~~~ amitabha !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The old man: Amitabha! Wow, it's the wrong one!
Designer/Assistant: We thought you were going to COSPLAY tomorrow.
Old man: I'm going to my grandson's graduation tomorrow!
Elderly man: How am I going to get there?
Me: You can go to the tsunami ceremony.
Old man (sobbing): You even cut his eyebrows. ＝ ＝ Much more handsome than Ma Ying-jeou 。。。。
Finally gave away this Big Buddha Departure Hall for half price ....
So much enough, enough for you to talk for days, huh ~~ your wife can be really happy!