Do you know what love is? Love is a bowl of noodles. You say that when you are with noodles, you have to rub them. This is love.
Do you know what life is? Life is a cake, you can't just look good, you have to eat it.
Know what marriage is? Marriage is a pot of porridge. You have to cook, the more you cook, the more you cook.
Know what a wife is? My wife is just a plate of pickles. Without this thing, he can't do much, and he is still in trouble.
Love from Xiao Zhang upstairs:
Love should be a drink. It is a mixture of honey juice and bile, which makes you feel sweet at first, and then brings you bitterness immediately, which makes you unbearable at once.
Life is different, life is bile and honey juice, now bitter is sweet, bitter is sweet.
The same is true of the wife, but her bile and honey juice are separated, and her mouth is bile. It is your wife who often scolds you.
Bile in your mouth and honey in your heart may become your wife.
The person who wipes honey on his mouth and touches your face with honey is someone else's wife!
Love of Xiao Li driving a taxi;
Love is a wheel that lands on all fours, otherwise it will float in the sky forever.
Life is the road of driving, walk wide and narrow, don't go into a dead end, you can't turn your head inside.
Wife is a policeman. Wherever you go, she always stares at you and follows you. Don't make mistakes, I'll arrest you if you make mistakes ~
Love of Lao Wang who buys vegetables:
what is love ? Love is a pumpkin. You can eat it raw or semi-cooked. The older you get, the stronger the taste.
Life is a Chinese cabbage, peeled off one layer after another, rich in content and endless.
My wife is a cucumber. When she was young, the top flower had thorns, and everyone grabbed it. Old, she is quite smooth, but no one wants it.