One, happy wedding funny blessing language
1, the emperor called: the world's husbands to receive the decree: because of the existence of the phenomenon of extremely serious social phenomenon of men and women, in order for the men to be able to get to their wives as soon as possible, the world's men be sure to strictly comply with the following code of conduct for marriage: husband to make money, wife to spend money; husband to cook, wife to eat; wife to eat, husband to brush the dishes; wife to have a command, husband Obey. I'm so glad to hear it! Husbands willing to do this? Must!
2, marriage is but a kind of bondage, a pill of peace of mind, so that the man is no longer outside the casual flirtation, so that women feel at ease at home to keep.
3, marriage can not be avoided small episodes of short can not be mutual small temper His Excellency the wife has accounted for the wages as much as the wife's pocket to beat me is pro and scolded me is to love to help me grow to prevent me from becoming bad.
4, find a good wife, to put the day over. Today I'm doing laundry and you're doing the cooking. If I'm working late, you'll never complain. I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make it work. The neighbors praise her, the day is red-hot!
Second, witty and humorous wedding blessings
1. A paper tiger, a Mickey Mouse, light the candles, live together; a husband, a future mother, Lulu Lulu, really happy! Wish the young couple happy marriage almost!
2. Marriage is the grave of love, but don't feel bad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, rest assured to go, Amen!
3. Friends, when your groom is coming, I wish you a worship of heaven and earth, from now on suffer all the husband gas; two worship high hall, from now on for the husband busy; husband and wife to worship, from now on tighten the waistband; sent into the cave, want to have a baby you two hurry up and busy.
4. Today is a great day for love. Wish the world's old married couple together beautiful, newlyweds sweet honey. The single ones are happy to meet a good match, the married ones will give birth to a child early, and the ones with children will do well in family planning!
Three, the wedding blessing words
1. Orchid boat tied yesterday, this day, the knot of silk, a pair of fairy couples, two white head of the same heart, the golden night with the warm mandarin ducks dream, the next year, double fly heavy, newlyweds with the wish, a hundred years of good with ****.
2. With each other's deep love to draw a beautiful rainbow, set up a bridge of love, not divided into you and me, *** taste sweet and bitter, into each other's lives, I wish you a hundred years of goodwill, forever!
3. What never fades is mutual concern, is endless deep love! Love is also more cozy and better because of this moment of integration! Wish you burst your heads and grow old together!
4. The pull of fate, so that the trajectory of the two lives intersect, weaving a dazzling pattern of love! Heartfelt blessings to you: cherish each other, the same heart forever!
5. Fall in love is a lucky, into marriage is a happy, this lucky happiness is a responsibility! Bless you always respect each other and love each other, sweet and happy!
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