The supporting character's name is He Shikai, and he is the number one treacherous minister of Northern Qi. To qualify as a certified traitorous minister, you naturally have to have power first. If you have power, naturally people will flatter you. Linghu An's Tianjin car accident is needless to say, and I'm afraid that those ass-kissers who are trying to climb up the ladder, hand in hand, can already go around He Fu three times. But even this awesome character is really just a supporting role in the back story.
The whole story goes roughly like this: one day, our comrade He Shikai, I don't know if it's because he's looking for too many flowers, asking for too many willows, or the gulls deep in the dining room woke up, but anyway, he got sick. After confirming the diagnosis, the doctor shook his head, wrote a prescription, and said meaningfully, "Leader, your illness is all about the rich, and can only be cured by drinking the Yellow Dragon Soup." It was called Yellow Dragon Soup, but it was actually a mixture of feces.
The prescription was written, but can I take this medicine? He Shikai hesitated. But the disease came like a mountain to climb. He Shikai carried Huanglong soup, twisted his neck, twisted his buttocks, left three circles, right three circles, posing a variety of preparatory positions, but when it comes to the mouth, just can not pass. At this time, our protagonist, finally appeared.
The scene is an official who came to visit. This official comrade, enter the door when the heart knows a little, put down the brain platinum, stride up to the front, took the Huanglong soup, put on the tip of the nose, gently sniff, and then elegantly smiled, said: "Good to get along ah! Don't be confused, please taste it for the king. After saying that, he drank it all in one go, and the expression on his face was intoxicated as if he had played with the food beyond the clouds.
In fact, the face of Huanglong soup is somewhat similar to the butter-like Thai curry bibimbap that is quite popular nowadays. But there's no record of Thai food being introduced during the Northern Qi period, and the officials and comrades who flattered others certainly never saw it. So we don't know what we thought of in order to eat so happily. Anyway, and Comrade Shi Kai was happy, his heart was open and he was in a good mood. He patted our protagonist and said, well, well, Savadika, give me one too.
Interestingly, flattery so untamed is by no means unique to Northern Qi. The next one on stage, for example, could also be called a master. This person's name is Guo Hongba. This comrade Guo Hongba probably lived during the reign of Wu Zetian. At that time, a royal historian named Wei was sick. When a leader was sick, as a subordinate, it was natural to visit him. Needless to say, Guo Hongba was one of them.
But with so many people kissing ass, how do you stand out? Guo Hongba played a careful, wait for them to slowly leave the leadership room, he stayed alone, leaning on Wei's ear, gentle leader, can you take off your pants? When he said this, Wei wondered, which ass is this? Only to see Guo Hongba smiled and said, to borrow the urine of adults.
What is in this urine? Wei was a bit puzzled, but looking at Guo Hongba's pious look, and could not refuse, so he did as he was told. In an instant, a large bubble of urine came rolling out of the pot. Seeing that Ba took it with both hands and did it, Wei on the side looked dumbfounded. Guo Ba licked his mouth, joyfully, and said, Congratulations, Sect Leader. In this urine, the humble profession shows your vigor and pride. Moreover, this urine is salty but not sweet, very flavorful. If the urine is sweet, I'm afraid it's not a good cure. So, you'll be cured soon.
While his wife, Wei Ruyun, is in a position of great power.
Of course, it is Wei Ruyun that we Dou Huaizhen want to flatter. However, how to climb this big tree? As your queen, there must be no shortage of money. But Dou Huaizhen gave face. It turns out that Queen Wei's father, named Wei, is the mysterious ass-kisser. Only to see, Dou Huaizhen to the Imperial City directly under the police station for the record, applying for a name change to Dou, and in court, drying out the proof of the report, read aloud, the Queen's father Wei respect, loyalty and righteousness, dare to the father of the country with the same name, so the name was changed to, in order to show their admiration.
Dou Zhen gave his father face, so Wei Ru Yun naturally have to give some interaction. However, Wei Ruyun's interaction is quite absurd: she has lost her teeth and promises her nurse Dou Huaizhen. Mind you, Dou Huaizhen was a handsome official for the Empire. However, in modern parlance, many pretty girls are vying for Uncle Platinum. But how could such a masonry bachelor be willing to bow down to a square-dancing matron like Rong Ma Ma? But our Dou Huaizhen not only obeyed, she obeyed in a high profile way. On her personal microblog, she greatly thanked Wei Ruyun for such a wonderful marriage, and was even more complacent about being certified as a Queen's nanny dad.
The microblogging is so high-profile, onlookers, naturally happy, and even, even Tang Zhongzong could not help but participate. Recorded as follows: the queen's old nanny Wang Shi is a man's servant. Take a wife. Laugh with the courtiers. However, ass-kissers have a professional habit of seeing the wind in their sails. Later, Li Longji staged a coup and killed Wei Ruyun. Dou Huaizhen caught wind of this and quickly deleted the original sweet words in his microblog and promptly pasted the bloody avatar of his beloved wife. Attached that this old woman wanted to win. At the end of the day, he also did not forget to @ Li Longji, congratulations, Kiko's righteousness, a great joy.