It's a chicken (egg) It's Li Dazui's 'son'
In... The 57th Li Dazui pretended to be crazy hatching eggs Tong Boss set up a banquet set of difficult questions
Small Guo was sprinkling water, Lao Bai was running the hall, Xiu Cai was writing, Xiao Guo saw and then pretended to go to wipe the wine cupboard, take the opportunity to peek at Xiu Cai, Xiu Cai does not allow to see
Guo: What are you hiding, take it out.
Lui: not yet written it, write a good and then show you ah.
Kuo: (snatched over to read) wind send love full embroidery bed ......
Lv: night to promote weaving also become a pair.
Kuo: "Weaving"?
Lv: Crickets, or crickets, come in pairs. Just like the two of us.
Kuo: go, (toward the table, while walking and read) idle feeling is resting on the pen, laughing at the Izzy ...... Izzy how there is no more behind?
Lu: have not thought about it, or you give a suggestion.
Tong: (from upstairs down) I suggest, this month's monthly money you two do not receive.
White: In broad daylight, do not work properly, write that kind of acid poem what is the use of ah.
Guo: please ah big brother, think grapes are sour, don't flow lah, capable of you also write a song to the shopkeeper
White: Hey, we don't care to write that thing, the key is to look at the action, right Yu
Tong: pinch the back of the first.
White: good.
Kuo: ouch, this is called pain, Hou brother, come!
Lv: Oh oh oh (stretched out his feet)
White: the form is useless, the key to look at the connotation (hand a force) this is called pain it.
Tong: Ouch - pain pain pain.
Kuo: pain?
Tong: (did not smile forced smile) pain people have to be so, young people learn more
Kuo: not just pain, who will not ah (twisted Xucai's leg)
Lv: ah -! (Diners get up to escape)
White: Do not run (pinch the shopkeeper hard)
Lao Bai and Guo moved the five senses, the more they pinched the harder, the shopkeeper and Xucai as if they were being tortured, Xiaoliu came in through the door
Liu: What's the matter, what's going on? (Everyone stopped shouting)
White: Nothing.
Tong: Nothing. What's wrong with you?
Six: Are you really okay? (Goes inside) Well then, I announce a heavenly good news. I have just received a notice from the top that Eunuch Cao has been removed from his post and investigated!
The crowd cheered, and the diners ran out in fear. Xiangyu wanted to greet them, but Zhantang stopped them. Xiaoliu stands on a stool and picks up a knife pretending to play Beisi. Big Mouth ran out
Mouth: (pulling Xiaoliu) What's wrong what's wrong?
Sixth: Eunuch Cao stepped down, and all of his henchmen fell into bad luck.
Mouth: Oh my god, finally waiting for this day. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! (Turning to the shopkeeper) Shopkeeper, in order to celebrate this great joy, can I take a few days off?
Tong: No, your family leave has long been used up.
Mouth: My mother is not well these days.
White: Your mother's health has never been good.
Mouth: I'm talking to the shopkeeper, what's your business. The shopkeeper ......
Tong: oops, speak on speak do not hands, careful we show the hall point you.
White: loose .
Mouth: point on the point, as long as I can be allowed to vacation point death I can, that really can not I ask for sick leave.
Tong: ouch (get up and look at the mouth of the big mouth with eyes) sick is not light, show the hall to find a doctor, there is a disease cure, medical expenses I out, but there is no disease, the clinic fee out of the big mouth ah
White: double
Mouth: the shopkeeper's ......
Tong: do not say it again (Xiaoliu drinking water) want to take leave. startled) want to take a vacation unless you wait for me to die.
Six: (drop the bowl) inhumanity ah.
Mouth: inhuman ah.
Six: On such a happy day, people want to go back to see their old mother, is it wrong, is it wrong, is it wrong?
Tong: no wrong no wrong, but he went back three or four times a month, no trip at least five or six days, it's not quite right .
White: not too appropriate, right?
Mouth: that that, the shopkeeper, I promise this is the last time okay.
Sixth: I'm sure it's all been promised.
Kuo: He promises every time, and sometimes he even swears.
Mouth: I know I'm a discredited person, but this time I swear on my honor.
Crowd: Thirty-eight times.
Mouth: I swear on my life .
Crowd: sixty-fifth time.
Mouth: (hugging the head of the six) I swear on my next generation, okay.
Tong: OK, OK, OK, wait until you have the next generation first. (Big Mouth ran out) Where are you going?
Mouth: (to the door and picked up a basket) I buy food. Sooner or later, I'll give birth to a scholar and I'll kill you all. (Turning his head out of the door) not long next generation, what's the big deal, back to wait for Huilan to come back, I married, a house to buy, I can vigorously birth. (At the street corner saw a two-man sedan chair and Xie shopkeeper) Wait a minute wait a minute, this sedan chair sitting who ah?
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2 57th Back to the script Li Dazui pretends to be crazy to hatch eggs, Tong Boss set up a banquet to set up a difficult problem (Supplementary)
She: my father.
Mouth: ah? Didn't your father die at the end of last year?
She: But he was like my father.
Mouth: who is it?
She: I'm a new recruit.
The mouth: you see this thing sounds fresh, the guy in the sedan chair, the shopkeeper in the back of the sneak, this who believe ah? What's going on?
Xie: Don't mention it, this is not just recruited in three days on the accident. Big Mouth ah, I'm falling apart.
Mouth: I'm sorry, what's going on?
Xie: It's not just a matter of getting into it.
Mouth: the bag of Lai?
Xie: Yes, by the way, with your Tong boss said ah, the future again recruiting can be good, this is to be a sick stall, the rest of your life you'll support it. Other not to mention, on this medical expenses, will have to be this number, this number, this number, this number, this number, this number, this number (said while making a fist gesture).
Mouth: line line line line line, (grabbed the hand of Xie shopkeeper) do not paddle boxing, do not paddle boxing, and then paddle the two of us should drink.
Xie: Drink what ah, my grocery store is almost become a drugstore. I'm telling you, I'm not doing any work, I'm getting paid as usual. The food and drink can not be dealt with a little, a deal with the disease. You say I have to let this ten thousand dollars of wealth for me to be tossed away, I tell you. (Praying) Please don't get sick again. I can't, I have to go back.
Mouth: shopkeeper, shopkeeper, in the end what is the disease?
She: (sticking to the ear of the big mouth) crazy. I have to go back. (Running down)
Mouth: crazy?
(Backyard, daytime, Shuang, Six)
Wu Shuang is washing clothes, Six lifts the curtain and comes over
Six: I'll do it I'll do it I'll do it. (grabbing the wet clothes and wringing them out) Wushuang, since that Eunuch Zhan left, ah, (Wushuang glared at her) Zhan Squire Zhan Squire, after that Zhan Squire left, you have been on leave. (Hanging out clothes) Lou know county have asked me several times, I do not know how to tell him. You said, I have done something wrong, you can say straight, don't be negative ah.
Shuang: I did not. I'm just upset, I want to be quiet. （
Six: (grabbing the wet clothes of Wushuang) I come I come I come, you rest you rest.
Shuang: What if I'm willing to go back?
Six: Any request, if you can say it, I can do it.
Shuang: That's good. First, in the future, you don't want me to be the comic relief anymore.
Sixth: comic? What do you mean?
Shuang: I have to help out when you say something off the top of your head, what's the difference between that and being an idiot?
6: Don't be an idiot. What about the second?
Shuang: That uniform of mine is also too ugly. It doesn't matter if I'm personally ugly, but it's not good to lose the face of the government office.
Six: Right. In this way, after I go back, ah, I will ask Lou magistrate, in the future, ah, you do not need to wear a uniform. Hit today, I in the light, you in the dark, catching thieves bonus half each ......
Shuang: yeah! The last one, you should not move to pull out a knife in the future.
Six: (clapping) too right, you sit you sit, I tell you, after the last time after that thing ah, I really learned a lot of things
Shuang: you learned what ah?
Six: when a constable, rely on is well, calm and cool, not panic in the event of things. Even we are panicked, that the people how to do, how to do?
Shuang: (surprise) wow, said very good, continue to say continue to say.
Six: So, from now on, no matter what happens, even if it's a big deal, I don't say a word, just pull out this. （
Shuang: What's this?
Sixth: the smoking pot. In the future, I no longer move to pull out the knife. After encountering things, I will just grips this, light grips do not point.
Shuang: Why?
Six: smoking is harmful to health. It can lead to lung cancer, liver cancer, rectal cancer, gastritis, enteritis, bronchitis,......
Double: OK, OK, OK, then you gripped this, what do I do?
Sixth: look at the words and colors ah. When you look at me gripping this, you are actually thinking, the functional equivalent of the human brain. You, on the other hand, will have to take on the role of the eyes and ears, to collect all the intelligence and provide it to me for me to analyze. (Wushuang understood) I'll practice first. (Begins to smoke the pipe pot)
(Lobby, day, Tong, Bai, Guo, mouth)
Xiangyu is at the doorway looking out
Tong: Dead big mouth, buy a grocery shopping till now, if he has the ability, he should not come back.
Kuo: Hmph, maybe ah, people are now in Li Jiagou.
Tong: He dares, first cut, he does not want to receive the monthly payment.
Mouth: Who is talking about, who does not want to receive the monthly payment.
White: ah, big mouth back, hand what to show me.
Mouth: be more careful ah, pinch the I let you pay for life, pay for life you know it.
White: the small kind of it ......
Tong: Li Xiulian comrades, this is the vegetables you bought back right.
Mouth: ah, look, how fresh.
Tong: indeed quite fresh ah, a carrot, two small cucumbers, three heads of garlic (throw the basket) you bought until now.
Mouth: No, I also want to come back quickly, but holding something in the hand, it can not go fast ah.
White: It's just an egg, why not?
Mouth: I can't hide it from you now, I'm going to be a father. (The crowd, first stunned, then began to laugh)
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3 57th script Li Dazui pretends to be crazy to hatch eggs, and Tong set up a banquet to set up a difficult problem (Supplementary)
Tong: when did he marry his daughter-in-law, hahaha.
Mouth: who said my daughter-in-law.
White: If you don't marry your daughter-in-law, you'll be a father?
Mouth: Uh-huh.
White: pull back, I've never heard of it, hahaha.
Mouth: laugh, laugh what, no, you see this egg. It's not an ordinary egg, the baby will hatch in three days, and I'm telling you, it's a boy.
Tong; congratulations, congratulations, are you going to take a few days off to look after your child.
Dazui: Is it really okay?
Tong: yes.
Mouth: hey--!
Tong: then I am the melon, go back to the house to do your work, and then dare to talk nonsense to be careful of the exhibition hall point you.
Mouth: you love what you do, this child I want to set.
Tong: Oh, want to want to want to want, just want to ah, hey, wait for you to hatch out to say hello. I will prepare a big red bag for your child.
Mouth: the red packet is not necessary, back to you to help the child a little bit of what small clothes small pants what on the line, okay?
Tong: Okay, okay, okay.
Mouth: the show ah, don't forget to help the child a name ah.
Kuo: That's good, since it was hatched, let's call it egg-life.
Mouth: It's too vulgar and unpleasant. I'm telling you, you need to name it something that sounds good and memorable, and the more festive it is, the better.
Kuo: Just call him Li Xiqing.
Mouth: huh?
Kuo: or called Li Qingxi, hehehe.
The mouth: so decided, back to the mule is a horse, we hatch out of the yo-yo, ah, la la la la la ...... (Xiangyu pondering, the other people as a joke)
Camera panned to dinner, the big mouth staring at the eggs do not eat
Tong: big mouth, why do not you eat?
Mouth: From now on, I will never eat eggs again, I can't help it, for the sake of the children.
Tong: Li Xiulian, I'll give you one last chance to get back to normal, or else you won't be able to take a vacation for the rest of your life.
Mouth: no, the shopkeeper, you have a little sympathy, ah.
Tong: (raising his voice) Li Xiulian!
White: don't quarrel, don't quarrel, all right (pull big mouth) come here. I tell you ah, almost get it, this trick does not work on the shopkeeper.
Mouth: No, you also think I'm lying to you, right, ah.
White: You're not finished, are you, playing is not finished.
The mouth: who played ah, you have been a father, you know what the father's love is like, you know how great the father's love, you can understand that the joy of the new life is about to be born out of it?
Lao Bai looked at the crowd, the other people like a point like a motionless, full of confusion
White: I am very solemn to send you a word: roll! I'm telling you, if you do that again I'll drop this broken egg on you (Big Mouth bites Old White's fingertips). Guo: hey? What are you doing?
White: Li Dazui you crazy?
Mouth: (mental activity: finally into the main topic) I'm not crazy, who said I'm crazy, what do you say I'm crazy, I tell you, I'm normal I'm not crazy, I'm going to be a father, you know. Qingxi, father talk to you hear it, good boy ah, Qingxi, slowly ah (into the kitchen, the crowd from the left side of the stare at the big mouth, the big mouth into the kitchen, everyone quickly turned to the right again. (Suddenly the big mouth rushed out again)
Mouth: (madly) ah ah ah ah ah! (The crowd leaned back before Big Mouth slowly entered the kitchen)
White: Come and eat. (The crowd sits down to eat, Xiangyu is again thoughtful)
(Lobby, daytime, Tong, Bai, Lv, Guo, Shuang, Six)
The shopkeeper slinks back and forth, Wushuang and Six wait nearby, meaning it looks like a trial is about to begin
Tong: (pacing while speaking) Conspiracy, it's definitely a conspiracy.
White: Even if it is a conspiracy, the question is what does he want?
Tong: I don't know. If it's just for two days of vacation, it's too big a move.
6: Are you sure he's really crazy?
Guo: sure sure sure as well as sure. Really, you did not see that scene just now ah.
White: I think not necessarily, as the saying goes, a lie repeated a thousand times is the truth ah. This Li Dazui began to want to blind us, but blinded blinded to their own blinded in. There are such people in the world ah, talking about their own panic as real.
Shuang: That's Li Dazui. You like this I believe, he like that.
Lu: Is it possible that he took some kind of medicine? Is there any kind of medicine in the jianghu that makes people confused once they take it?
White: come on, there is that kind of good medicine who give him to eat ah?
Tong: That's right, he is a cook, what background is not, people figure him what.
Six: (beat the table, startled the crowd, their hands still hurt) Figure well first ignore, since it is to eat the drug, that is, poisoning. (excited) hahaha, (ran to the door) master, six finally wait for the big case!
Shuang: (pull back small six) Hey hey hey, people are just assuming, and did not really take the drug.
Six: I don't care, anyway, now is a very special time, all the store all matters, by my arrangement. The relevant people in the store, under my deployment. (Draws knife) Help me to take good care of my seventh granduncle! (Diners run away)
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< p>4 The 57th script Li Dazui pretends to be crazy and hatch eggs Tong Boss set up a banquet to set up a difficult problem (Supplementary)Tong: Xiaoliu, it's already messy enough, so don't add to the chaos.
White: Just stop it.
Tong: Xiu Cai hurriedly went to each house to collect silver. (Xiu Cai wants to go out)
Liu: (with a knife) No one is allowed to go!
Shuang: Okay, okay, knife knife knife. (snatched off the knife of six)
Liu: (took out the tobacco pot, the crowd looked at him with strange eyes) According to the viewpoint of this sheriff, all the crimes can be summarized in the following six words.
Shuang: Which six words?
Six: (while sucking on a pipe pot) Time and place as well as people.
White: aren't those eight words? (Six glares angrily) You say you go on.
Six: (efforts to smoke pot, the crowd's eyes more strange) this place is not very convenient to talk, let's change a secluded place to talk. Wushuang, take the knife and escort them away.
Shuang: (waving the knife) Ah go go go.
(Female dormitory, day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, double, six, Bei)
Small six sitting in front of the door with a cigarette pack, Wushuang carrying a knife standing next to the other people on the bed in a row
Liu: First of all, time, when the big mouth began to be abnormal?
Tong: (holding Bei) This morning was fine.
Six: That means the crime was committed last night.
Shuang: May I ask why last night?
Six: Do you think ah, at night while the dark drug, daytime will only be a reaction.
Kuo: May I ask, then why not the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last the night before last...
Shuang: sunflower point...
Guo: Pai Shan pour (six knocked on the table)
Guo Zhu: cut ~ ~
White: line line line, calm down for a while, Yan sheriff continue to say.
Six: And then the location, there is no doubt that the place where this case took place, is in this sinful inn.
Shuang: May I ask why the sinful inn.
Six: Big Mouth, what a nice person na, honest, brave, hardworking, kind.
Tong: Can that hardworking be a different word.
Six: You are the shopkeeper, you decide. Our lovely and poor big mouth ah, was harmed into this way for no reason, in the future, how should he live with himself, how should he face his friends and family, really how can I face it? (Hands spread)
White: Xiaoliu now line, can use idioms ah (Xiaoliu turned a glare) would have been.
Six: (close to Wushuang) time and place have been said, the following should say well.
Shuang: characters.
Six: the following say characters, if I am not wrong, the suspect is among you.
Tong: What do you mean?
Six: I suspect you, yo.
Bey: ee--
Shuang: please ...... hey, you did not take the wrong medicine.
Six: (froze for a moment) this is a good question, I do not know if you have noticed, the topic has turned back to the medicine (the crowd is helpless) the following interrogation began, Wushuang, escort them to the courtyard.
Shuang: Oh.
Kuo: Hey, you are not afraid that we are afraid to escape.
Six: Then let's lock up the house first, I'll go to the courtyard to interrogate them.
Shuang: Oh, should we tie up first?
Six: this question well (people have made different moves) uh ...... that, see in the past friendship on the first do not have to tie up, this arresting officer hair outside the open grace, can not be spread out yo.
Bay: But I still have to go to school.
Six: little sister, you'd better not move, or I will suspect you of absconding, yo, (tugging Bei) come with me, the first trial you.
Bai: sister-in-law, sister-in-law, sister Xiaoguo ......
Tong: do not be afraid oh.
Bai: let him toss it, not toss some noise to him can not stop.
Shuang: Hey hey hey, without permission, forbidden to speak, otherwise I will think you collusion ah. (Xiaoguo stood up, moving muscles) that you are hungry to say, I give everyone fried spring rolls.
(Backyard, daytime, Lv, Shuang, Six)
Xiaoliu sat by the well smoking a pipe pot, Xiu Cai squatted in front of the grinder. Xiaoliu yawned
Lv: Do you have any more questions? I haven't settled a single account for today.
Liu: What do you mean?
Lv: Don't sip it, don't sip it. You've asked me a lot of questions, just ask me what my last name is seven or eight times.
6: That's my right. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it!
Lv: (sighed) my last name is Lv, called Lv light Hou, everyone calls me Lv Xiu Cai.
Six: You and the big mouth of a house, did not find something abnormal?
Lv: the eighth ......
Lv: hmm?
Lui: no.
Six: (leapt down from the edge of the well) Then why did you say it was poisoned?
Lv: What?
Six: Why did you say it was poisoning?
Lv: You said poisoning, I said taking medicine!
6: What's the difference? Do you know why we let them all go and left you alone? (Xiu Cai shook his head) is because you have the greatest suspicion of committing the crime! (Xiu Cai down, six sip the bag of cigarettes to sit back)
Lv: OK, well, how it, you want to catch catch, do not catch me to go ah. (Go)
Liu: stop, do not force me to pull out the knife! (Xiu Cai hurried back) I tell you, honestly all the suspicion of crime clearly, you love to go where to go, no one cares about you. (Pouring his pipe)
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5 The 57th script Li Dazui pretended to be crazy hatching eggs Tong Boss set up a banquet set of difficult questions (Supplementary)
Lv: Ai Ai, take it down.
Liu: (put the bag of cigarettes right over) hurry up to say!
Lv: OK, I'm the one who poisoned it, so what?
Six: (happy) hahahahahahahahaha ...... you finally admitted it?Yeah!
Lv: line line, eat it, eat it, I know you want to solve the case, but the big mouth alive and well, and no one to report the case, I just admitted it, you can file a case?
Six: (face sunk down) Yes ...... master, master, how is it so difficult to solve a case? Had I known this, might as well go to the countryside to play the oboe to go, at least can fall two thank you, now good ......
Six paralyzed sitting on the edge of the well talking to himself, Wushuang out
Shuang: not good, not good, Dazui he, Dazui him, he... ...
Six: What's wrong? Dead? (Overjoyed) Hahahahahahahaha! Finally a case can be filed! Haha ...... (realized something was wrong, immediately changed to a sad expression) My poor big mouth ah! (lying on the millstone crying)
Shuang: what a mess, big mouth he crazy!
Six: Crazy? He's not crazy?
Shuang: this time even more crazy, he stared at that egg all day long nothing to do, the shopkeeper took a look at the angry, grabbed it, the big mouth on the spot rage, and now is carrying a brick everywhere to chase it.
Six: hurry to see to go! (Three people ran into the house)
Intermission: watch the play record. Boss, Xiao Guo, Wushuang three people watching the play, expression suddenly cloudy and clear, the meaning of this paragraph is very vague, is it a thousand people's eyes have a thousand Hamlet's meaning?
(Lobby, daytime, Tong, Bai, Shuang, Mouth, Six)
A group of people seem to be playing eagle catching chickens, Big Mouth holding a tofu in a desperate gesture, while the others are hiding behind Little Six and circling around the table
White: What are you doing?
Six: (raised knife) wow yah yah yah yah ......
White: sunflower pointing hand! (biu biu, small six gritted teeth and stared fixed there)
Shuang: senior brother why do you point him ah?
White: Big Mouth is already crazy, he wowed a scare is not even more crazy?
Mouth: Tong Xiangyu, nimbly Qingxi back to me.
Tong: You first put down the tofu!
Mouth: I - you ...... (to smash)
Tong: (throw eggs) ah! Give it back! (Big Mouth didn't catch it and the egg fell to the ground and broke) Uh ...... you smash me to death ......
Mouth: I - (to smash again)
Shuang: (more than two meters away) ) Sunflower Pointing Hands! (biu Big Mouth froze)
White: Wushuang, when did you learn how to hit points in the air?
Shuang: Aigoo, I do not know how to hit the hole in the air ah, he is a conditioned reflex, come on, come on, move a little!
Mouth: I yea - (biu biu)
Shuang: you see, this is really on the point.
White: (shines on Xiaoliu) Sunflower Unlocking Hands! (pu pu)
Liu: (touch big mouth) really point to live, OK, bring back to the Yamen awaiting trial, I go to get the yoke to go.
Tong: Hey, Xiaoliu Xiaoliu, you say why to bring back to the Yamen?
Six: He is crazy like this, if not locked up, hurt people how to do?
Tong: Why don't you lock him up in my store and observe him for two days, and if he dares to hurt anyone again, I'll take him to the court myself, okay?
Six: That's fine, but you have to wear shackles.
Tong: He is not a criminal.
Liu: Crazy! What if you hurt someone? This is also for the sake of the people's safety. Wait, I'll go get the yoke. （
(Female bedchamber, night, Mouth, Six)
Six kicked and kicked and escorted Big Mouth into the room, with a yoke around his neck (strange, why did you leave him here?).
Mouth: Why are you cuffing me, why are you cuffing me?
Liu: Sit there, sit there! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I can do anything about it. You've committed murder and hurt people, if not handcuffed you handcuffed who ah?
Mouth: I'm not smashing? If I really wanted to kill someone, I would have just taken a kitchen knife, wouldn't I?
Six: (pull out the knife) you still dare to take a kitchen knife you?
Mouth: (hide) No, no, no ...... dare not, dare not! I was not playing with everyone.
Six: I ask you, what is this? （
Mouth: face which.
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Louis Vuitton Outlet
This is not a foot!
Mouth: what does that mean?
Six: What do you mean? These two long is not corns! When I can not see clearly, honestly stay, there is something, tomorrow. (To go)
Mouth: not ...... six! Six! Six, six, six, six, six, six!
Six: what, what?
Mouth: you listen to my explanation ah ......
Six: explain it explain it ah you still?
Mouth: I'm not very good at this ......
6: I know, I'm not very good at this either, but I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't do anything wrong ......
Mouth: I'm not talking about stupid!
Six: you you ...... you only stupid it you!
Mouth: I'm talking about crazy, you know right? I'm crazy, I just fell into the category of out of control behavior.
Six: nonsense well, you do not lose control of my handcuffs you do?
Mouth: that Xie shopkeeper's buddy he is also crazy, not also nothing happened it. Good food and drink served, a penny wages not less to give ah.
Six: Who did you hear that from?
The mouth: thank you boss ah, this morning personally told me.
Six: You must have heard wrong, as far as I know, Xie shopkeeper that fellow is epileptic.
Mouth: the epilepsy that is not also crazy?
Six: people are hands and feet twitching, foaming at the mouth, (learn face paralyzed look) you are holding a murder weapon, intentionally hurt people, this can be the same?
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6 57th Back to the script Li Dazui pretends to be crazy to hatch eggs, and Tong Boss set up a banquet to solve the problem (Supplementary)
Mouth: Oops, mom, tofu! Can that thing be considered a murder weapon?
Liu: Why can't tofu be considered a murder weapon? (And press the big mouth down) You are thick skinned, of course, tofu is not counted, but Tong shopkeeper, tender skin, a tofu down, will not be smashed half dead ah?
Mouth: not ......
Six: there is a sentence how to say it ......
Mouth: which sentence ah?
Six: Head over heels in tofu.
Mouth: how to say it?
Six; the previous lesson! (To go)
mouth: not ...... six six six six six ...... (small six draws the knife) that line, you go back first, see you tomorrow, pay attention to safety on the road, don't get into traffic accidents ah. (small six out, big mouth began to hit the pillar again) sheep epileptic, sheep epileptic, sheep epileptic ......
(Lobby, night, Tong, Bai, Guo)
Palm sitting in a state of disorientation, staring blankly, constantly sighing, Xiao Guo also pretended to follow the palm of the shopkeeper to learn
Tong, Guo: alas! ...... alas ......
Kuo: Aiya, it's okay, you don't worry so much, okay? And did not hurt anyone, surely will not be heavily sentenced.
Tong: alas ...... I'm not worried about this, I'm afraid he's getting crazy.
Kuo: (more determined) will not, (a little out of breath) should not it ......
White: (sit over) ah, ah! Could it be the legendary dementia that Dazui has?
Tong: What are you talking about? (To Xiao Guo) You say, why did Dazui suddenly become like this?
Kuo: you forced it, people want to take time off you non-refusal, the brain of the big mouth and a sinew, (fluttering) the more you think about the more urgent, the more anxious the more angry, the more angry the more ......
White: OK! Xiangyu is already anxious enough, you do not add to the chaos.
Tong: Alas, Xiao Guo is not wrong, Dazui may really be driven crazy by me.
White: Impossible, Xiangyu, Dazui is not as fragile as we think.
Tong: But besides this reason there is another explanation? I was wrong, I was really wrong, I should not have married from the beginning, (Lao Bai and Xiao Guo expression gradually become painful) if I did not marry, my husband will not die, if my husband ......
White: OK, OK! Chattering on that a few sentences, tomorrow morning I early a better doctor.
Tong: must be the best, to the most expensive.
Kuo: The best is not necessarily the most expensive, right? (Pokes nose with chopsticks)
Bai: Take it down!
Tong: I don't care, as long as I can cure Dazui's insanity, Dazui is my good brother, as long as I can cure my brother's insanity, I would do anything to lose my family's money! (Upstairs)
Kuo: ho, ho, ho ...... Is this still her? (Old Bai is equally puzzled)
(Women's dormitory, night, Tong, Guo, mouth)
Dazui is leaning against the pillar sleeping in a mess, snoring like a mountain of water, the shopkeeper and Guo carrying a basket of vegetables into the
Tong: Dazui, wake up, Dazui?
Mouth: (jumped up) ah? (saw the shopkeeper) aiya mama, shopkeeper, (crying) you can finally come!
Tong: Big mouth, do not cry, do not cry ah. If you cry, I'll cry along with you.
The mouth: the shopkeeper, I beg you, you talk to Xiaoliu, the yoke for me to unload, my neck is almost tired to break it ......
Kuo: he unloaded the yoke for you, you want to kill and injure people how to do it?
Mouth: (anxious) I've been well I'm not crazy I'm normal you know? (chasing after Xiao Guo running) you see which crazy talk like me this logical ah? (Xiao Guo was so scared that he hid behind the shopkeeper)
Tong: Dazui, Dazui, I know you want to go out, but for the sake of the safety of the people in the town, I have to give you a moment ah.
Kuo: (trembling) Big Mouth, that night snack was made by Wushuang herself, you stay well, I will come back to see you. (pulling the shopkeeper to run)
Mouth: don't do not! Hey, hey, hey, the shopkeeper, in fact, I tell you ah, I was pretending to be crazy.
Tong: I also hope so, you want to Division pretend that how good it is ah.
The mouth: (anxious) I really is pretending, the shopkeeper, in order to leave the matter, it is so, my mother it, recently, the health of the old bad, always with me read: I old, not a few days, you should take the time to come back to see me. I'm not with you to ask for leave, you are not allowed to leave, then I was anxious, a fire, a no way, I'm not ...... I'm not the whole of this out of it ......
Tong: (face a moment on the sinking down) Why do not you early with me to say it?
Mouth: I go back and forth with you to ask for leave, you do not even listen to give me no, I have what trick ah ......
Tong: Well, since you are pretending to be crazy, then I will talk to Xiaoliu ah.
Mouth: thank you shopkeeper ah.
Tong: Let him lock you up for two more days as punishment. (To Xiao Guo) withdraw!
Mouth: don't don't don't ...... shopkeeper, shopkeeper, I tell you ...... big mouth know wrong! Ah! (No one said yes, the big mouth turned back to see the basket of vegetables) with what rice where? (Take the head to arch the basket cover)