A: Today I have the opportunity to perform on the same stage with my elder brother, I am very happy, my elder brother is usually very busy in the university, usually can not see his face, there are a lot of performances. My brother's biggest hobby is to say comedy, his comedy skills are very deep, the bottom is very thick, eh! Some people will ask, how thick is it!
B: Yeah! How thick is it?
A: As thick as my senior's cheek!
B: Is this complimenting me or undermining me?
A: In case you haven't seen it, my senior brother has one great characteristic!
B: What characteristic?
A: IQ is particularly high, the brain is particularly smart, I reckon that this has something to do with the specialty he studied!
B: What is my specialty! I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about!
A: My brother studied "hair salon" professional!
B: Hair, hair salon! I also sauna it! I studied this specialty?
A: Wrong, wrong! My senior brother studied law! Genius, wit, smart, brain, buckle out so big!
B: Look at that! So big!
A: Bigger than Einstein!
B: Yeah!
A: No, it's not! It's even got a spiral!
B: With a spiral! It's shaped like a bowel movement!
A: Understand it yourself! Understand it yourself! Brain smart, but compared with me is almost, I,hollister, smart ah! Relative to my senior brother is lack of heart!
B: No way, I'm absolutely smart, or can be your big brother!
A: smart or not smart ah, and this seniority has nothing to do!
B: No connection, I'm still smarter than you!
A: You don't say you're smart, I don't say you're stupid! I'm going to ask you a few questions here! Let's see if you can answer them!
B: No problem!
A: Listen to this! High-tech! Why can't you shoot the stars in the sky when you set off fireworks? Guess!
B: What?
A: Why can't you shoot the stars in the sky when you set off fireworks?
B: That's easy! Because fireworks it puts less gunpowder! So it can't shoot the stars in the sky! Guessed right! Ha ha!
A: You say this play how to get! What a mess, cannonball gunpowder more ah! It also can not shoot the stars in the sky ah! Can you guess, can't you?
B: I do not know!
A: I don't know, I'll tell you, it's very simple! Because the stars will "flash"! Whoosh! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
B: This question is too deep! Let's change it!
A: Change one, change a simple one! Said the Tang Monk teacher and disciple four people to take the Western scriptures, after an ancient temple, teacher and disciple four people are tired and hungry, the Tang Monk then ordered into the ancient temple to rest, after going in and found that there is a big drum in the ancient temple, so the Tang Monk immediately do in the drums read a section of the scriptures, ask the Tang Monk read a section of what the scriptures?
B: This is too simple! "Vajra Sutra"!
A: Wrong!
B: It's either that or the "Dharma Flower Sutra"!
A: No!
B: "Tao Te Ching"!
A: You're not going to say "sutra" for washing dishes!
B: What kind of sutra is that?
A: I don't know anymore!
B: I don't know!
A: Tell you, remember! The Tang Monk did on the drum read the scriptures, what scriptures!
B: Yes! What sutra!
A: do bone nerve!
B: Hey! This is the same as that! This time it's my turn. I'll ask you a question and see if you can answer it! Listen, ask ah! What line is the monkey most afraid of?
A: Interesting! It's so simple! Wire ah! High-voltage wires, not to mention monkeys! I'm even afraid! Zip ......
B: No no! You want to touch the wires, because it should be zip, zip ...... (make a dead gesture) what a mess! Not right!
A: What is that?
B: Tell you ah! Remember, what lines do monkeys fear most? Parallel lines!
A: Why?
B: Because there's never a "banana" to "intersect"! How about that! You can't guess it! I'm still smart!
A: This is a geometry problem!
B: No way!
A: I'm giving you a problem! Listen up! Say this head is like this head, this head is like this head, two heads are like dangdang, dangdang is like two heads.
B: This is a tongue-twister! This is a quiz.
A: Don't talk nonsense! Guess! This is a lamp fan! This head is like this head, this head is like this head, the two heads are like the two heads, the two heads are like the two heads.
B: I can't guess!
A: I can't guess! I'll tell you! A bald man holding up two equal light bulbs!
B: That's it!
A: High-tech!
B: Nothing high-tech! According to this you still dare not say dare not say ah!
A: You still dare to guess?
B: You dare to say I dare to guess!
A: You dare to guess I dare to say! This head is like this head, this head is like this head, the two heads are like dangdang, dangdang is like two heads.
B: A bald man lifts two equal bulbs!
A: A Luo pot lifts two lettuce heads!
B: It's changed again!
A: I can't guess!
B: You still dare not say it!
A: Do you still dare to guess?
B: You dare to say I dare to guess!
A: You dare to guess I dare to say! Listen to this ah! This head is like this head, this head is like this head, the two heads are like the pawnshop, the pawnshop is like the two heads.
B: A bald man lifted two light bulbs! Luo pot lifts two lettuce heads!
A: My senior brother lifted two wangbangs!
B: Screw you!
A for the senior graduates will soon embark on the train home; B for the management of the auditorium of the grandfather; C, D, E for the A four-year brother of the A for A's ex-girlfriend)
Narrator: I have never noticed, the passing years in quietly decorate the world around us, not to call you and I found that even if the slightest hint of disturbances, inadvertently, the four years of youth has passed... ... like a shallow puddle of water marks, blown by the wind and eventually lost sight of ......
A: (pulling the suitcase and playing on the phone) Hello, Mom! Yes, the train at 2 pm today, yes, I'm alone! Her? We've been broken up for over three months! Our dormitory brothers? I didn't tell them I'm leaving today! Okay mom, not much more to say it's inconvenient for me to get my stuff over here I'll hang up now! (Sighs) It's so fast! Four years have gone by in a flash! It's all like a dream! Okay, no more sighing! Let's go!
(B on)
B: Young man, what are you doing with a suitcase?
(A looks up)
A: Oh, it's Auntie X. I'm going to the station!
B: To the station? You're going home? I'm going to the station.
A: Yes, I graduated!
B: It's good to graduate! Find a good job and work hard! Don't forget to come back to your alma mater when you're successful! Let's go! Be safe on the road!
A: Well, thank you, Auntie! (walks out a few steps, turns back), auntie!
B: What's wrong?
A: The auditorium is now idle?
B: The auditorium? No one is using it now, what's the matter with you?
B: What's the matter with you?
A: I suddenly want to see it, to go, but also to say goodbye to it.
B: You're a very sentimental young man, okay, come with me! (half circle around the stage, make unlocking the door) Come on, young man, you go in!
A: Thank you! (a few steps forward to the center of the stage to do a look around the shape) really quiet ah, there is no previous noise and cheers, there is no music and applause, everything is quiet so bleak (to B) four years this stage I stand up should be more than 100 times, today really have to say goodbye to it.
B: Young man, I understand your feelings, you want to say what you say, want to sing it.
A: Auntie, thank you. But it's a pity that my stage farewell is a bit bleak, not even an audience (bitter smile).
B: How can there be no audience, there is still me! In these years I have seen you perform in the backstage, is also considered your old audience, you want to say what you say, ah!
A: Good! (to the stage) Today is my last time on this stage in this school. I can still remember the first time I stood on this stage to perform on the scene unfortunately that time too nervous, I failed to perform! It is also that performance made me know the girl I have loved for four years, but unfortunately she will not come today, these four years too many good times left here, this stage has given me too much laughter and tears, I have fallen y in love with it, love the past little by little. Today I also want to thank every friend who has supported me in the past four years, thank you! (Bow) I've walked off stage with a bow over and over again, but this time it's really curtain call! Goodbye!
(C, D and E clapped their hands)
A: How are you guys, why are you here?
C: Big brother, you can not be too much fun, to go how also not and these brothers to say a word? We can send you ah
D: Yes, big brother, if not listening to the other classmates said to see you carrying a box downstairs, we do not know you left.
E: Just now thanks to the old three good ears, listening to your voice we know you are here. What's wrong big brother? Fear that we know you're going to let you buy dinner how? I'm afraid that we know that you're going to let you buy a meal or something?
A: (to e) you ah, always so poor. In fact, I didn't tell you because I don't want you to cry again when we parted, honestly, these days every day to send brothers to cry, already cried afraid, so I didn't want to tell you, don't want to make you feel bad, but still let you find it.
Ding: Big brother you can also be too emotional how than our girls still sentimental ah? You have not been a girl in this life is a waste
E: Brother, not to mention that you just to the auditorium, even if you get on the train, we can find you, on the old three that nose, let him in the front of the smell will be able to find you
C: I am a police dog, is not it?
E: Don't glorify yourself!
C: This I also beautify ah, alas, how to say you this mouth ah! However, the big brother said is also the truth, yesterday I went to send the station saw a few crying past the girl was carried to the station, the platform almost everywhere there is crying. Some of the boys even cried more than the girls, four years of feelings, which is so easy to let go ah?
D: Brother, what time is your train?
A; five o'clock!
E: It's still early, (took out the wine) come on, big brother. We're going to have a drink here, aren't we?
D: Yes! Drink some.
A: Good! (Opens the wine and pours it) According to the old rules, let's drink first! Come on, let's drink! (Four people drink a glass)
Really, four years have gone by before we know it!
E: Yes, (learn Xiao Shenyang) you see this put the eyes closed and open, four years have passed, howling .....
C: and learn on the small Shenyang, you say you have a little positive line?
E: I want me to have a positive line, too easy, and so what time to participate in your memorial service to give you a eulogy, I must have a positive line
C: how so look forward to my death ah, and so I'm dead you are the first legitimate heir to my heritage.
E: running here to find cheap to come, you are very vulgar ah. I wish you a long life, okay?
C: This sounds good.
E: I wish you a long life, live to be a thousand years old, ten thousand years. Then you'll be a national treasure, and we'll put you in a cage, and our descendants will visit you and throw food into the cage.
C: I have changed the turtle, right? Today in a good mood lazy and you argue.
A: Okay, okay, you two ah, to together on the fight, which are graduated how to still this ah.
E: We are all brothers, even fights are not scattered, not to mention the quarrel, with not to mention that we are not really quarrel. In fact, for so many years our brothers have not even red face. Come three brother, I toast you, although so many years and your quarrel has not lost but I know are you tolerate this me, come dry!
C: You can finally say a word for so many years! Come on (take the wine) the two of us, the same to die!
A: Alas, these two living treasure ah!
D: (end of the wine) brother, this glass of wine I toast you, although I am a girl, but these years we treat me as a brother, the last time I had surgery, you sent me to the hospital has been in the ward with me for three days, the whole three nights without closing their eyes, I have not had time to thank you. I've never been able to thank you. I'd like to thank you for taking care of me for the past four years.
A: Since we are brothers still say so much why, do not say anything, dry!
C: Alas, you see these four years have passed, I do not know how our school girls think, you see, I am so handsome even four years have no girlfriend?
E: this year ah really what people have, see no self-awareness have not seen so no self-awareness, you still look handsome look at this head of blue wire, the whole of a steel wire rag into the essence of which girls have to be how bad eyes can look at you ah?
C: as if you have the ability, you so capable you also find a
E: I can not find also better than you.
D: Fourth brother, you know what the key problem is that you can not find a girlfriend?
E: Where is it?
Ding: For one thing, your mouth is too broken, talking all day long I guess if we send you to Africa for a month, your teeth will be tanned. And you have too much smell, you usually have that smell, which girl dare to get close to you ah, two hundred meters away can smell, more powerful than the gas bomb.
C: He usually do not see a year to take a shower, every time you take a shower can lose four or five pounds of weight, all the mud ah!
E: You are also too exaggerated
A C D E: Haha, come on, drink, drink!
C: brother, this glass of wine I toast you, may you in the future, work well, every day up, more practical things, more objects, earn more and more, more and more great body, and strive to mix in the hometown of a sample!
A: Thank you Lao-san, but I hear this word a little familiar!
C: This is the word of the skit on the welcome party of your freshman year
A: This is a pirated version of ah, oh, come and drink
C: Drink.
E: (took out a bottle of erguotou)
A: No, to drink this?
C: Lao Si, you drink high, big brother later can still go to the station ah!
E: This bottle of wine, I drink myself, one is to toast the big brother, to the big brother to send off, two, also count me to apologize to everyone, I have been busy in the past few years the society things, usually seldom and everyone together, many times I did not do when the responsibility of the brother, come on, this bottle of wine I dry, count me to make amends to everyone! (Drinking half of the bottle in one gulp, choking and coughing to a halt)
C: (grabbed the bottle) What are you doing? All are brothers which have so many messy, if you say so, I should also be punished (that up to drink a big mouthful) I also did before sorry brother thing.
D: (grabbed the bottle) and I, I also should be punished, big brother broke up that time is I did not persuade my sister-in-law, I should be punished ......
A: (shouted) what are you doing, are brothers, need to be like this? You still want me to get on the bus without worrying? I'm not going to be able to do that.
E: Brother, sorry!
D: Mainly because of the thought that we will be separated, the heart is not good!
A: I can understand, I am the same as you. But today, we have agreed that no one will cry and be happy.
D: Yes, listen to the big brother, I'm a girl did not cry, you cry what?
A: Come on. Drink!
Ding: By the way, big brother I also brought someone today
A: Who is it?
Ding: You'll know when he comes. (Goes around backstage and brings himself up) Look, who did I bring?
A: (see oneself still a bit surprised) how is it you? You were here yesterday, weren't you?
F: Yes, I was supposed to leave yesterday, but then something didn't work out so I changed it to today.
A: I waited for more than two hours for you at the airport yesterday, I thought you didn't want to see me.
F: You really went to the airport yesterday? I thought you wouldn't go yesterday, but you went anyway.
A: How could I? I've always kept my word!
F: Isn't that true?
A: What?
F: Isn't it true that everything you say counts?
A: (gently smile) That's for sure! When have I ever lied to you?
F: You said you would listen to me.
A: I did say that.
F: (a little crying) Well, I'm not going to ask you why you broke up. I just want to ask you me when we both were together. Did you betray me or not?"
A: "No!"
J: "Neither did I. I never even agreed to Jay's advances.
A: (pretending to smile calmly and bitterly) "It's all in the past, what's the point of saying this now. What is the meaning of this?" "I hope that you can later, live a happy ...... (forced smile) (music starts)
Free: (looked up at Ding, eyes breaded with tears, said softly) I once y loved a boy, he defied all odds rushed up to the girls' building to look for me. He was so cold in Xinjiang that he took off his clothes and gave them to me to wear. He carried me step by step up Mount Hua on his back. He carried me to the hospital in the pouring rain. I slapped him numerous times, but he never got angry.
A: (a hugged oneself for a long time)
f: I decided .....
A: What?
F: I'm not going back to Guangzhou, I want to go to Shandong with you.
A: Have you thought about it?
F: I've thought about it, I'll get my things and go to the station with you later!
A: (contemplating a sigh) Forget it, the past let it go, you'd better go back to Guangzhou, Shandong does not belong to you! Just now this embrace even do to our feelings of this kind of sacrifice it. You ..... I'm not going to be able to do that!
F: (expression mute look at a) What did you say?
A: Forget about me! I hope you will be happy in the future ......
F: (reached out and slapped A) Yu Yi, I hate you! (Turned and ran off the stage)
Ding: Big brother, you this ..... Hey ...... Shanshan, Shanshan (chased off the stage)
(A stood frozen in place, slowly took out a cigarette lit a deep inhalation, spit out)
C: Big brother, why don't you go after her?
A: Forget it, let her go!
C: How could you do that to her?
A: (another puff of smoke) You won't understand. Her parents have already found a good job for her in the Guangdong Provincial Bureau, with great prospects for development, and I am just a poor boy with nothing to give her nothing. She will not be happy following me ......
(C and E each smoke a cigarette)
C: Do you think she will be happy if she leaves you?
A: Who knows ......
E: (puts his arm around A's shoulder) I'm sure she'll understand one day ......
(The three of them smoke in silence for a long time)
C: (taps A's shoulder) Big brother. It's almost time. （
A: (raised his hand to look at the table) There is still an hour train will leave, I have to go. Brothers, to the time of separation, this go this do not know when and when to see a few brothers, my heart really can not let go of a few brothers, big brother, if there is anything wrong in the past, do not take it to heart ah.
C: Big brother, what are you talking about ah, between our brothers which still care about these ah.
A: Brothers, remember, no matter where you remember that we are brothers, good brothers for life! Brothers, the train is coming, I'm leaving, you take care! (Carrying the box, and he walked toward the platform entrance)
C: Big brother!
C: Brother!
A: (stops and turns back to E. E's back is now to A) Yajun, (E turns back) can you call me big brother again?
E: (with a sobbing voice softly called) big brother!
A: Hey! (Turning toward the stage entrance)
E: (loudly) Big brother! (A stops for a moment to wipe his eyes and continues to walk forward)
E: (louder) big brother!
A: (stop slowly turn around and stop for two seconds to run wildly four people embracing and crying) my good brother .... (Lights dimmed)
Narrator: that a section of wet as the wind like memories just passed me by, I turned back to look at their disappearing back, not even a smile can not be sent, my brother, my ideals, my beliefs, my love ...... everything in the youth of the curtain closed that moment into the A gust of wind blew far away eventually turned into a dream ......
Bian magpie to see Duke Huan of Cai"
Talking Points: long long ago, there was no winter and summer in China, so it was called the "Spring and Autumn Period". During the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a Duke Huan of Cai in the state of Cai. On a morning when the sky was colored red by the evening sun, he went to court as usual.
(Curtain rises, music starts. Palace Maiden B leads the court ladies in a dance, and the Great King enjoys it from above)
The Great King: (impatiently) Well, well, well, it's the same thing all day long. I'll show you the real dance!
(The court ladies step aside, the Great King and the two guards, the two court ladies come on the stage, music "My Land", start dancing)
The Great King: (Singing) Here in my land, you have to listen to me. Make me unhappy, I will cut your head ......
[After the dance, the people pose, and a man in the back holds up a sign "Cai-zone" (vegetable field). Then the king sits down, the two guards step aside, and the two courtesans go behind the king to beat the fan]
Servant B: Your Majesty, it's time to take care of politics.
The king: En, let's watch the news first. (Do press the remote control)
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick!" The TV curtain opened and the CCTV news broadcast began.
(Luo Jing and Li Ruiying appeared on the TV screen in a dignified manner)
ROJING: Good morning, everyone.
Li Ruiying: I'm Li Ruiying. Today is the last day of the Year of the Monkey and Horse, welcome to the news broadcast program on Vegetable Royal TV.
Luo Jing: First of all, let's introduce the main content of this program.
Li Ruiying: King Ling of Chu meets Yanzi, the ambassador of Qi.
Luo Jing: Zhao, Wei and Han openly split the state of Jin, and a spokesman for Jin's foreign ministry publicly protested.
Li Ruiying: Listen to the details below.
Li Ruiying: According to a report just sent back by a reporter from Caiji in Chu, Yanzi, a diplomat from Qi, and his party of five visited Chu and were cordially received by the King Ling of Chu and his queen. The guests and hosts held sincere and friendly talks on trade and cooperation, science and technology and exchanges, peace and development in a friendly atmosphere.
Roging: The latest news is that Zhao, Wei and Han are attempting to split the state of Jin. Jin's Foreign Ministry spokesman "Jin Gong" strongly condemned this act of secession. He pointed out in his speech: Jin has always adhered to the principle of one Jin, the territorial and sovereignty integrity of Jin can not be divided, this behavior greatly hurt the feelings of the people of Jin, demanded ......
Large King: (interrupted) Well, well. Is there any news from your own country?
Guard C: (took out his notebook) Your Majesty, the news with the highest hit rate on the website today is: Today, the magician who successfully developed the SARS vaccine, eliminated avian influenza and influenza A, and brought the crown prince of the State of Guo back to life, "Bianqi", is a magician who has successfully developed the SARS vaccine, eliminated avian influenza and influenza A, and brought the crown prince of the State of Guo back to life. "Mr. Magpie came to our country. The crowd of spectators was so large that the traffic was seriously blocked, resulting in a large number of cabbages, which accounted for the first place in China's export trade, rotting in transit and causing a direct economic loss of 11 US dollars.
Da Wang: (furious) what!!! My cabbage ah ...... put this called what "magpie" ......
Servant C: the king, is "magpie "
The king: that's him, bring me!
(Music from "I'm a Little Bird")
Magpie: (with a large first aid kit, on, rap) I'm a little little little bird, I ah have always been engaged in sales. Today, I'm going to see the leader of the vegetable field, and I'm going to make sure he gets all my goods!
(Surrounded by court ladies and guards. Competition for autographs)
Palacewoman A: (holding an oversized carrot-shaped microphone, doing an interview) May I ask if you, as the Divine Physician, will there be a lot of ~~~~ pressure on you?
Magpie: That's a good question. What about this pressure, seriously it's really quite a lot. So as soon as I have time, I go out and travel to relieve my boredom, this time, I came to the vegetable field.
Courtesan B: (holding a tape recorder in her hand and pointing it at Magpie, interviewing her) May I ask what your dream lover looks like?
Magpie: (Contemplating) My dream lover, she is subtle and has substance, that is, she should have the virtues of a traditional Chinese woman. Just like you, sister (courtesan B covers her face and makes a shy face). Of course, the most important thing is to have long, black, shiny hair. You know what? It's the first time you're exposed to it, so dark hair feels healthy.
Courtesan B (urgently): then how can I have a head of dark hair?
Magpie: (taking out a large shampoo from the medicine cabinet) Please use "Puffy Soft" shampoo. Trust me, it's the right thing to do!
(Palace girl B grabbed the shampoo and ran down the field)
Magpie: (to the guard a) this guard brother Yintang shiny, imposing, can be described as a "jade tree wind Sai Pan'an, a branch of the pear blossom pressure Begonia" (guard a on the side of the intoxicated movement with). Only ...... you wear this body clothes have no character at all. You know, every male silver should have a Chinese vertical collar. (Turned up his collar)
(The king deliberately coughing to attract the attention of the crowd, the crowd dispersed, Magpie looked around, looking for the source of the sound)
Large King: What are you looking at, that neck set of chimneys. It's the widow calling you.
Magpie: ah~~~ I see the king. (Examining the great king, a serious, make a bow) great king, ah, you have a disease in the coupling, untreated will be afraid of deep.
The king: (surprised) how to say?
Magpie: Look, you have a lot of little red bumps on your face. I used to have them too, (pulls out a big bottle from his bag) but since I've been using Full Stop Cleansing Milk, the little red bumps have all gone away. Now I can't help but look at my skin all the time. (Rolls up sleeve, reveals arm, points) Look here, look here, look here ......
Da Wang: [furious fidgeting, slaps table, gets up, lets out a fart (onomatopoeia), the crowd does fanning] Nonsense, this is a mole on my face!!!!
Magpie: (sniffing) Ah, no, no. It should be that the gentleman has a disease in his bowels that will grow deeper if not cured.
King: (more surprised) Well how can you see that?
Magpie: Your resounding cry just now speaks for itself. But it does not matter, you see (took out a large bottle of medicine) diarrhea stop, diarrhea stop, dysentery and diarrhea will stop once eaten!
The king: (angry) bold! I am angry!
(Magpie walked up to feel a pulse, spinning away)
The king: STOP!
The magpie: the king has a disease in the bone marrow ......
The king: a bunch of nonsense, come to the people ah ~~~~~~~~~
(come to a few guards want to catch the magpie)
The magpie: and wait, there is a big hole in your teeth, the teeth, the bones of the people also. That's why I say you are sick in the bone marrow. But it's okay, other doctors can't do anything, I'm different, I'm a miracle doctor! (Pulls out a large tube of toothpaste.) Please use "Low Dew" as recommended by the Global Dental Defense Group. (To the crowd) Our goal is--
Crowd (in unison): no cavities!
The king (furious): Shameless fanatic! I'm the one who drinks tea with sticky leaves.
(Courtesan B on)
Courtesan B: Your Majesty! It's no good, I used "Piu-Soft" shampoo, my hair is gone, and my dandruff is even more outstanding! (Covering her face and crying)
King: pull this "magpie" out to the widow to be flattened! (The people came forward to push him out)
Servant C: This is the story of Bian Magpie, the Duke of Cai Huan in the Spring and Autumn Period.
Feng Gong's sketches (for reference)
"Respect the Teacher and Love the Disciple"
Comedy "Hot and Sour Wedding" (Feng Gong, Liu Xiaobao)
Comedy "Our Buddy" (Feng Gong, Liu Xiaobao)
Plans of the previous Spring Festival Gala
1986 "Year of the Tiger"
Partner:Liu Wei
The year of the tiger is the year of the tiger. 1987 "The Crafty Shadow Link"
Partner: Liu Wei
1987 "The Five Officials Compete"
Partner: Ma Ji, Zhao Yan, Wang Jinbao, Liu Wei
1988 "Begging for Completion"
Partner: Liu Wei, Niu Zhenhua, Li Yi, Dai Zhicheng, Zheng Jian, Zhao Bole
1989 "Birthday Greeting"
Partner: Niu Qun
Partner. Niu Qun
1990 "Nothing to Do"
Partner: Niu Qun
1991 "The Best of the Asian Games"
Partner: Niu Qun
1992 "Hosting a Party"
Partner: Niu Qun
1993 "Auction"
Partner: Niu Qun
The Auction is an important part of the Asian Games. 1994 "The Company of Ideas"
Partner: Niu Qun
1995
Skit "New Year's Day of the Laughing Star"
Partner: Zhao Benshan
1995 "The Worst Mr.
Partner: Niu Qun
1996 "Tomorrow will be Better"
Partner: Niu Qun
1997 "The World of Two"
1997 "The World of Two"
The world of two people
Partner: Niu Qun
Partner: Niu Qun
1997 "A World of Two"
Partner: Niu Qun
1998 "Sitting and Enjoying Yourself"
Partner: Niu Qun
1999 "Look at These Two Dads"
Partner: Niu Qun
2000 "Old Songs, New Songs"
Partner: Guo Donglin
2001 "A Matter of Inch, A Matter of Feet"
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Partners: Guo Donglin, Guo Yue
2002 "Off the Stage"
Partners: Guo Donglin, Lu Ming
2003 "Love Songs on the Road"
Partners: Zhou Tao
2004 "Let's Make Room for a Better Life"
Partners: Liu Jinshan, Li Zhiqiang, Zhou Tao, Zhu Jun
2005 "Laughing About Life"
Partners: Zhu Jun, Cai Ming
2006 "Follow Your Daughter-in-Law as a Babysitter"
Partners: Zhu Jun, Niu Li
2007 "What Happens in Our Village"
Partners: Li Zhiqiang
2008 "Concerto for Buses"
Partners: Wang Baoqiang, Yan Xuejing
2009 Warm Winter
Partner Kim Ting
Talking Tiger in the Year of the Tiger,
Cat's Ear Cave and the SAR,
Piggy's Quest for Merit,
Anecdotes about the Extermination of Rats,
The Auction,
Mr. Worst,
My Son,
My Son,<
"I Was Wrong,"
"Birthday Toast,"
"Asking for It All,"
"No Fly Diner,"
"Threading the Needle,"
"Loving the Giving,"
"Unlocking the Door,"
"A Thief in the House,"
"Fighting,"
"The Nothing to Do",
"Movie and TV Fans",
"A World of Two",
"Giving Gifts",
"Questions and Answers",
"Guessing Songs",
"Happy Hour",
"Worshiping a Teacher",
"Wishful Thinking",
"Diary of a Husband and Wife",
"Smartypants,"
"Seeing Things,"
"Words, Teaching Things,"
"Style Zan"