Those who say to the heart of the text sentence Couple memorial book text quotes 100

1, there is no such thing as too much, only too much mood.

2, dear husband, you are now drunk! Smoking difficulties! When you are old, your health is declining! I will use your wheelchair to push you to the park every day! Let you see me and other old people square dancing, and at night I'll push you home, roll down the hill, whoosh? Go you.

3, once the Chinese teacher taught English: IlikeyoubutjustLikeyou, just to say this circle of friends said well, just want to copy it to the notebook, the teacher told us its translation: even if despair, even if acacia bone, I also put your eyes before the year.

4, omnipotent personality, I think I should also get married, I want to ask everyone, to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for a marriage license? Hou husband is my own, or they will send me to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

5, home is a great word, is not it? I will send you home. We're going home, back to our home.

6, the dream is destined to travel alone, the road no doubt and ridicule, but what's the harm, even if bruised, but also to live beautiful.

7, later don't say what blue thin mushrooms, that is the southern talent, some northerners want to have their own personality choke howling.

8, Liu Bei rushed to the edge of the cliff and galloped away, to Zhang Yide see the shape of the shout: "Big brother, you quickly rein horse it!" God answered: Liu Bei furious: "I'm not happy!"

9, there is an awkward age, called marriage too early, some love, boredom to play with the children, and no *** with the topic, with adults to stay at home too idle, out of the house with no money, nothing want to be scolded not ideal, a lot of ideas are not firm, youth is such, let a person a citation, but after many years in the past, but it was found that it is good and important.

10, you listen to the song is good to listen to your small eyes are not ugly you special mix 2 you are cheap, no one loves you more than you You are not a perfect person make me angry, make me sad, but I still like you.

11, just walked in front of a young couple, guess what the boy did wrong, the girl scolded him and then said, "Are you three years old?" The boy looked at the girl with an unjust expression. "No, I am four years old.

12. When I was born, God asked me if I should have a good memory or be pretty. I forgot my answer.

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13, the wife gave birth to a difficult labor, the doctor came out. The husband asked, "How have you been?" The doctor said, "I'm sorry the baby didn't survive." The whole family was sad and cried. They were all hot.

14, my life, life is ridiculous, poor, drink white wine, like smelly people, have a friend, always learn how to move skillfully disaster, and how to get through life, always clumsy, think that love bears everything, and her eyes are full of tears, and some people say that I'm in love with people, which may be the best and worst of my life, I've ever heard.

15, you went away without any regard for my feelings. I knew right away that you were a hard ass.

16, dear husband, you are now drunk! Smoking is difficult! When you are old, your health is declining! I will push you in your wheelchair to the park every day! Let you watch me and other old people square dancing, and at night I'll push you home and roll down the hill, whoosh? Go you.

17, what if these teachers lose their jobs: Chinese teachers can write! English teachers can go abroad! Geography teachers can be tour guides! Biology teachers can also become doctors! History teachers can go archaeology! Physics teachers can be engineers! Miss Spin can be a lawyer! Math teacher, you go home and work in the field.

18, suddenly miss my girlfriend, I do not know if she has eaten, busy, where to live, how old, what to call.

19, brother remember, you can smoke, you can drink, you can fight, you can pretend, I can help the difficult, but who does not love to learn, sorry, we do not know.

20, as for a person, I know him at most twice. At first, I would love to believe that you are a very kind and good person. The second time, I accept your disappointment and never send you away again.

21, from childhood God loves you, so that you can live a simple life in simple years, taste simple happiness, enjoy simple happiness ...... God loves simple-minded children!

22, today, watching a couple walking down the stairs hand in hand, the man accidentally fell, dragged the woman down with him, telling us that there is a kind of love called letting go.

23, one day, the physics teacher said after class: "Students, the college entrance examination is coming. Last night, I went to the bookstore and found a very good tutorial material, which contains a lot of information about the college entrance examination in previous years. I suggest ...... "The words were not finished, and a cry came from the back corner, "Don't talk so much nonsense, make a price!"

24, Fan Bingbing is too busy, she has time to fall in love.Angelababy announced a lot of things, she has time to get married. You don't even have time to reply to messages.

Those who say to the heart of the text sentence

25, obviously you also love me there is no reason to love less than the result as long as you do not dare to be weak on what we have to think about the night is long and dreamy you are even more do not think of me.

26, I do not have a kind of sadness let you love a lifetime, but got you a kind of sadness let you love the disease.

27, after such a long time, I am ready to retire. This is official. QQ is not ready to say goodbye to you at last, may you, after such a long time, and then met a group of people, although there are a lot of people I don't seem to be very familiar with, but it is very happy to see you, this time to come back, the main reason is the power supply of the cell phone, and so on a complete, I will come back.

28, 9825; "Let's make up, I want to fight with you, I want to throw a little tantrum, I want to cry for you, I want you"

29, I haven't posted a selfie in my personality for a long time.

30, want to be a fish? A new world every seven seconds? Fat to stand out in the stomach is also very cute lazy and sloppy will not feel bad.

31, Why was a 70 year old man pushed off a cliff by an evil couple and no one stopped him? Why are 7 bare-chested men beating up a woman applauded? Why do snakes and scorpions live in peace***? Is it the moral decay, or the lack of character, or the sadness of society behind all this? If you want to know everything about it, watch the cartoon Hulu.

32, the principal, I strongly urge the dismissal of our class math teacher. He always asks us how to do this problem and how to do that problem. Since he doesn't know anything, what's the use of asking him.

33, "If you had no feet, would you wear shoes?" "Of course not." "Then why are you wearing a bra?"

34, the four virtues of contemporary youth: information second answer, appointment on time, strict mouth, carry.

35, time seems to pass more quickly, because each year it is more important to you.

36, Nowadays girls like to watch a movie with a guy and show it off on Facebook. I was in a class with 40 guys. Did I say anything.