Excerpts from the classic quotations of Hunan crosstalk actor soldier

Private's real name is Ren Jun.. In 1988, he was admitted to the Art Department of Hunan Normal University. In 1994, he was transferred from the army and worked as a host in Changsha Xingsha Voice Radio Station. Since the end of 1995, soldiers and Qizhi have cooperated in cross talk, and they are called golden partners. They are known as Niuniu and Feng Gong in the north and Qizhi and Dabing in the south. In 1998, on the recommendation of Jiang Kun and Hou Yaowen, the soldiers were apprenticed to Li Jindou. In 1999, the comic dialogue "Free Eating" between the soldiers and Qizhi was screened at different levels and broadcast on CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and won the second prize of the best program of CCTV Spring Festival Gala. In 2, the cross talk "Wedding and Funeral" won the first prize in the first cross talk Peony Award Competition in China.

soldier's classic quotation:

Everyone else gives roses to girls, but I don't want to fall into the stereotype. I would like to give you a cactus planted by myself and say three words to you: sit on it!

in recent years, our village has become a model, welcoming the visiting group and sending off the inspection group. I made an account and, alas, became poor, so I have to treat you to porridge today!

at noon, I had a good meal. Boy, this bottle of wine is worth a cow. A table of banquet can build a building. Everyone threw aside their cheeks and was about to eat. I shouted, no, run. Wow, the TV station is coming to expose it. Haha, I was left alone guarding fifteen or six tables. I ate that food so hard that my breasts were two inches higher than my chin. I packed the rest into a box lunch and sold it for 1,8 yuan in the street.

I just put on a good suit, waiting for a limousine to come over and a boss-like person to come down, and I will meet you. Alas, I am looking forward to your coming! Then I followed the boss, who thought I was from the reception unit, and the reception unit thought I was the boss. I walked into the banquet hall with the boss and waved my hand frequently. The next day, the photo of my waving hand was also in the newspaper.

I picked up a representative card at the gate of the hotel and let me eat it for three months. No matter what meeting is held, I'm going inside with my representative card, and no one dares to stop me. The other day, the security guard at the door stopped me, and a waiter next to me said, Don't stop him, don't stop him, I know this man, and this is the old representative.

as soon as I pick a dish, you turn the table, and as soon as I listen to the cards, you touch yourself. I take a sauna and get a massage, and you talk nonsense all over the world.

Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning. One moment its wings hit the waves, and the other moment it rushed straight at the dark clouds like an arrow. It cried, this is the prophet of victory shouting. Let the applause be more violent. Look at this stupid duck woman. What kind of dance is she doing here? She's all here, taking a sauna and touching. A: May I ask you a question?

b: ah, tell me.

a: what is the most important thing in your life?

b: that's eating.

a: what about after eating?

b: sleep

a: after sleep?

b: eat

a: eat, sleep and eat. it's a good variety!

B: Ah, alas, how can I talk? You

A: When it comes to eating, you can't compare with me

B: How can you eat?

a: I eat rice outside.

b: then let's shake hands.

a: what's the matter?

b: I eat for free outside.

a: peer

b: where do you think is the best place to eat free food?

a: do you have to ask? No amount of money is bigger than public funds

B: That's right, otherwise, "fools think alike"!

party a and party b ha ha ha

party a: eat public funds

party b: eat public funds

party b: the other day, I picked up a representative card at the gate of the hotel and let me eat it for three months.

a: well, why did it take so long?

B: No matter what meeting is held, I'm going inside with my representative card, and no one dares to stop me.

A: Wow

B: The security guard at the door stopped me the other day, and a waiter next to me said, Don't stop him, don't stop him, I know this man, and this is an old representative.

a, b, ha, ha, ha

a: then how can you eat without a representative certificate?

B: Then I'll wear a good suit and wait for a limousine to come and a boss-like person to come down, so I'll meet you. Alas, I'm looking forward to your coming (to hold a hand)

A: Hahahaha, where to eat?

b: he is much hungrier than me. look. You see, I followed the boss. The boss thought I was the reception unit, and the reception unit thought I was the boss. I walked into the banquet hall with the boss and waved frequently. The next day, the photo of my waving was also in the newspaper.

A, B, Ha, Ha, Ha

A: You are famous.

B: Yesterday at noon, I had a good meal. Boy, this bottle of wine is worth a cow. A table banquet can build a building. Wow, everyone is about to eat. I shouted, "No, run, wow, the TV station will expose it."

A: Ha, ha, good!

b: I heard a bang.

A: What's the matter?

B: It's all scared away.

A: Who's not afraid of exposure?

B: Ha ha ha, I'm left alone guarding fifteen or six tables. I tried to eat that dish. It was delicious. My breasts were two inches higher than my chin. I'll fold the rest, and make it into a box lunch.

a: yes, yes, but you don't eat as well as me!

b: what's a good way

a: I eat more stimulating than you

b: how?

a: I don't mean to brag. Now I'm tired of eating in the city. I'm eating in the countryside.

b: eating from the city to the countryside

a: it's called "returning to nature"

b: you can eat better than me

a: a few days ago, the county sent an inspection team down to inspect the well-off village, and the inspection team was always two people, so I got in.

B: Only two people got in.

A: You don't understand this, do you? B: Ah

A: Two people were sent down from above, and I was accompanied by 54 people below. B: A deck of playing cards

A: There were three mighty cars, two cars in front opened the way, and more than 5 of us crowded into the truck behind.

b: what song?

a: we are pests, we are pests!

push a

a: who pushed me out? "export when it's time to export, wow, rush to rub rice wow ..." Pa

B: What's the matter?

a: the tire blew

b: look, it's overloaded.

a: more than fifty people came down and walked thirty or forty miles, and their hungry eyes turned green.

b: a group of wolves entered the village.

a: we didn't even have any leaves after walking that way.

B: What about the locusts?

A: When we walked to Xiaokang Village, there were only eight families.

B: Oh, there are fifty-four mouths.

A: The village chief's legs are weak with fear. Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!

b: I'm scared to cry. Look.

a: in recent years, our village has become a model, welcoming a visiting group and sending off an inspection group. I have made an account, and alas, I have become poor, so I have to treat you to porridge today!

b: hey, it's a waste of time. look. Excerpts from the classic quotations of Hong Kong drama actor and film actor Wu Ma

Wu Ma, whose real name is Feng Hongyuan, was born in Tianjin on May 28, 1942. He is a Hong Kong drama actor, film actor, director and screenwriter. Famous character actor. The first graduate of Southland Experimental Troupe of Shaw Film Company. In 1959, he moved to Hong Kong with his family. In 1963, after joining Shaw Company, he became a film actor and joined Hongjiaban. During this period, I studied under Zhang Che as an assistant director. In 1965, Mulan, who was directed by Zhang Che and Chiu Feng Yuan, became famous. In 197, he independently directed the film "Furious Sword". In 198, he participated in the comedy film "The Salted Fish Comes Back to Life" directed by Mai Jia. In 1987, he was well known to the audience for the role of Yan Chixia in the film Ghost Story, and won the Best Supporting Actor Award in the 24th Taiwan Film Golden Horse Award. In 1994, Wu Ma starred in the movie "Six Fingers Qin Magic". In 21, he starred in the TV series "For this Pure Land". In 24, he starred in the costume movie "The Bitch and the Flower-based Girl" and played Song Yasi Song Jiang. In 2xx, he played Ji Zha in the costume drama The Great Story of Sun Tzu. In 2xx, he won the Best Actor Award of the 15th Shanghai International Film Festival Film Channel Media Award for his film "Painting the Sage".

Classic sayings of afternoon horse:

We pedestrians are late bloomers. A calm and realistic person can't do this job for a long time.

acting is like this. Everyone plays the leading role. It doesn't mean that you are the leading role from beginning to end. As long as you are an important person in a certain plot, you are the leading role.

Of course, I hope to perform it well in acting. Don't pay too much attention to the so-called selection, because as long as there is an election, there will be no 1% fairness.

money is a thing outside my body, and I never worry about being cheated by others. Men should not be afraid to spend money, but they will not make money. Don't care about these. Men should have the ability to play again.

I'm never tired of acting. When there is no chance, you have to create it yourself.

it's better not to make money for interest than not to be interested for money.

At my age, there is no need to make a big splash. Young people can publicize it, but for me, who is impossible, right, and has no capital, marriage and divorce depend on capital, and so does wine. The better the scene, the greater the chance of divorce. If you keep a low profile, your chances of divorce will be small.

The mentality in our line of work is very naive. We are always in a state of semi-fantasy, and our mind is actually not so sound. Now we are more mature and steady, and we can grow up slowly.

I didn't have this concept before I got married, and I didn't have such a strong sense of responsibility for my family. Now I will measure it. If it will affect my family, I'm sorry, but this job will be cancelled.

I prefer to make friends. Since I started working today, the environment has caused me to be more lively. I prefer to be an actor, an assistant director and then a director. I really get used to being with many people. After work, I also like to have dinner and chat with a group of people.

Love should be a long stream, which can last a lifetime. For this, it is also a parrot. It is important to listen to the true echo of the heart at all times, because love is always a beautiful thing.

I know the paparazzi in Hong Kong too well. Maybe they will check my wife's previous work, or even the work of her parents. They will question why a girl is willing to marry an old man. Why should I let them create unnecessary troubles out of thin air?

on the big screen, everyone is the protagonist. Excerpts from classic quotations from Adam Cheng, a Hong Kong actor

Adam Cheng, a Hong Kong actor and singer. In 1967, he starred in the film Black Star for the first time. In 197, he joined TVB and began to star in TV series and release personal records. In 1976, "The Book of Sword, Love and Hatred" was decorated with a triangle by one person, which caused a sensation in Hong Kong and Southeast Asia. In 1979, Chu Liuxiang was popular in Taiwan Province; In 1991, "Joking about Qianlong" was popular in mainland China. In 1992, he performed the role of Ding Xie in "The Great Times", which created a unique phenomenon in Hong Kong's stock market and economic circles since then, which was called the autumn official effect. His songs have been selected into the top ten Chinese golden songs in Hong Kong for many times, and in 26, he was awarded the Golden Needle Award, the highest honor award in Hong Kong music, and his representative tracks, such as Chu Liuxiang, Laughing at the Wind and Cloud, and Taking off the Stars All over the Sky, etc. Qiu Guan is still active on the screen, which is an evergreen tree in the art world.

Adam Cheng's classic quotation:

Every muscle of an actor's body should be relaxed to master acting well, and his feelings should also be relaxed.

I'm an actor, and I want to enjoy it through acting, but it's boring to eat shark's fin and abalone forever, and people occasionally want to eat vegetables and carrots!

I'm a good actor, but when I was a father, I failed at all. The education now can't be compared with before. Children are not owned by you alone. They are also individuals. You can't beat or scold them. Try to explain to her. I can only help her up when she falls.

there is absolutely no perfection! It can be said that it is the pursuit, but it will not force you to do your best and hope to do your best.

I am an ordinary person, with many shortcomings and poor self-cultivation. It will make me nervous if you look at me like that. The reason why I don't want others to think highly of me is that I am really afraid of disappointing others because of my many shortcomings. I hope everyone will treat me as a good friend and learn from each other, which may make me relaxed!

To be a man, you should know and stick to your best position, so that you will have the most comfortable place to live at any time.

I believe everyone will remember that there is a saying in the Analects that is full of losses and modest benefits, right? When you do something, others will measure how much weight you have in it. Accept the criticism and opinions of others with an open mind, and then make a review and improvement on yourself, and the benefit will always be yourself. Of course, you must have enough confidence in everything you do, so that you can do things more smoothly.

Three quarters of life is character, and one part is courtesy. Nothing is more popular than good manners.

No matter how busy you are at work, you should make time to read and try to absorb the rich literary essence in the book, so as to enhance your personal connotation and literary accomplishment. I can also analyze the truth, distinguish between good and evil, and distinguish between good and bad, all thanks to the gifts of those great hearts. A good book can make you be as friendly as possible to people's reactions to things and expand your interest as much as possible.

I like acting. I like to think about the expression of the characters' feelings before acting, and I like the satisfaction after acting. Doing what you are interested in is often bitter but sweet.