B: Yes, say a comedy
A: We two ah, on the stage ah is a partner
B: off the stage it, is the table
A: He is my table you, (sung) who married the sentimental you,
B: this one sang on
A: (continued to sing) who consoled The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car.
A: If I were Nintendo
B: I'd be Contra, the best playmate
A: If I were Harry Potter
B: I'd be Dumbledore, caring for you all the time
A: If I were Optimus Prime
B: I'd be Bumblebee, the closest of all
A: If I were the corn Cannon
B: Then I'm Tall Nuts, well, Zombies
A: We've been classmates since we were kids
B: Yes, we were in the same class in elementary school
A: At that time, our teachers always asked us to tell us about our aspirations
B: Yes, the teachers always asked what you want to be when you grow up
A: My dream is to be an **uncle**
A: My dream is to be an **uncle**
A: I want to be a **uncle**
B: Little boys are envious of **
A: Through my years of hard work, now my dream is half realized ......
B: How is it half?
A: Someone called me uncle ......
B: Oh, so half ah.
A: We have been brothers since childhood, and we also have a **** the same arch-enemy
B: Arch-enemy
A: Yes, his name, called someone else's child
B: Someone else's child?
A: Yes, when I was a kid, my mom said, "Look, other people's children are more obedient"
B: Yes, when I failed the exam, my mom said, "Look, other people's families are always a hundred"
A: This other people's children never play games, never chat QQ, every day just know to study
B: This other people's children, good-looking, and obedient, back and forth in the year.
A: The school only needs 400 a month for living expenses, but that's still too much
B: After all that, what does this other kid look like
A: Yeah, what does such a perfect kid have to look like
B: I've never seen it before, and that's just a legend
A: One day the school called for a donation of money from the students in the square. The square called on students to donate blood, saying that 200 cc to give a box of chocolates, 400 cc to give a watch. I thought that I donate 400, donated love, and a watch to wear, my partner is not the same
B: What happened to me?
A: My partner heard about it and ran over to the nurse and asked, "What do I get for 10,000 CC?"
B: Huo, 10,000 CC
A: The nurse calmly said, "An urn..."
B: even the bone marrow are drawn
A: I this partner is very caring
B: love what ah love, I'm not a financial obsession
A: Another time, my partner and I went to see a movie, the play is Harry Potter
B: Yes, we all like this
A: into the scene, a little girl and her mother Behind us, a little fan, wearing a cloak, playing with a toy wand,
B: A little Harry Potter fan
A: She raised her wand and pointed it at my partner's back: I'm going to turn you into an ugly monster! This is also put on other people, may be angry, my partner, he is very generous, he heard, laughed
B: children, we can not and his general understanding
A: he turned to go over, "small children, you come to see the movie ah", I heard a shriek: mother! Mom! The magic manifested itself.
B: Ugh, fuck you
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