Deservedly, died ~~~~~
Home on the bed used to
The people are willing to listen to ah is willing to listen to ah or willing to listen to ah?
Non-famous comedian "Guo Degang"
Dismissed everyone do not go ah, I invited everyone to dinner - who go who pay.
Friends on the third floor ....... Hello you guys!!!!
The comedy is about four disciplines: pit． The first one is to be a good friend of the family. abduction... Deception!
Is there a backstage dialog for that?
Sung more than 16,000 times the truth
Paying two hundred dollars to buy a small pig, squeaking water, gabba gabba eat beans, to solve the wall thrown over the wall, squeak, guess what ~ ~ ~ ~ dead!
Coughing is not a single charge ~
A lot of comedy is made up, this is true.
It's killing me
Beasts in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, land cows and sheep at the bottom of the sea are fresh, monkeys and bird's nests and sharks' fins, bear's paws and dried scallops and deer's tail tips! Shake off your cheeks and lift up your back teeth. Meals such as the Yangtze River flowing water, like the wind rolled up the clouds, just like pouring the earth box .......
The law does not care I killed him long ago
Even fried noodles do not love to eat? You forget your roots!!!
I artist for more than a week ~~~~~
A dollar six grenades, I will throw you a hundred dollars first!
Flapjacks rolled buns eaten with rice
Comedy is good! Promote truth, goodness and beauty, musk righteousness
English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslavian, North Slavic, West Slavic ...... will be 8 countries foreign language, and the Eight-Power Allied Forces against the cursing are not with heavy
This thing is not far from now, the family has the elderly can go back and ask ----- in the Spring and Autumn period of the Warring States period ah
The hooligans will be martial arts, no one can not stop
Thank God for my halibut
Have a Taoist scientists
Live in the house of the thousands of holes, a It rains a lot: light rain outside, medium rain inside, heavy rain outside, torrential rain inside, and sometimes the rain is so heavy that the whole family goes out on the street to avoid it.
I'm not sure I'd want to be in your shoes
They've got to have a meal, and it's four dishes and a soup. The company's main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers," he said. "I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that," he said. Say something practical
Yu Qian this person, good ah, whether for people or on stage business, honestly ah, bah! ...... not, just now the mouth came in a little worm ah ......
Yu Qian ah, good corner! Speaking, learning and singing ....... said okay
Can you care? I'm not going through this with you? I'm not going through this with you!
What do you call it here, you do not say ah, you say that counts as cursing
You want to be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.
I don't often watch the legal system
Whoever doesn't know Yu Qian, who hasn't eaten pork
Speaking of comedy has to be sold, I'm sweating here, you see people don't sweat, the people that sweat are nurtured
We're going to give him a ...... this year. "
We are going to let Yu Qian commit suicide to thank the world ......
Yu Qian, Yu Xiaoqian, Yu Xiaoqian, Yu Xiaoqian, Yu Yiqian, Yu Yiqian, Yu Yiqian, Yu Yiqian, Yu Yiqian ... ...
Yu Qian in my heart, is a finished man ...... this man is finished.
You worship me! You worship me you have long been a human being.
Brain like a pine seed child, open on a bowl of halibut
Thank you for encouraging me alone!
This won't work ah this ..................!
I said wrong! I said wrong you put me how it!
Li Jing is how good a child ah
People come a lot, I am very pleased ah.
These are the ones who have donated money to God 7, right?
Lifting the bar earns more money than hitting the sails
From now on, I'll never eat lobster without a pie!
I thought you bought this wig to deal with it, oh, it's real ah
This young man looks, block the face like an actor ......
Since the guys like it, I'll tell you another one ~~~~How come I don't remember saying one?
Let's not lose heart!
A beer or two and four nuts, later .....
I am a second-hand scientist
haven't eaten for days, look at anyone like pancakes
Pancakes rolled steamed buns eaten with rice, that thing to carry the time, ceramic
Picturesque four seasons of the country - Tongxian, Baoding .......
From a botanical point of view...
And then set aside two dates, it is all cake ah
To crazy ah you
Death Qi (to go)
Why did you just come to pinch
The beauty of a thought
Look at your expression is quite happy
I am small, you forgive me, I do not know how to understand this to go ah
300, Sensei Jinyong or the U.S. Embassy Mrs. are sitting on the 300<
Hire ten red-hooded men, I scold them every day
The guests let do what they want to do, do what they want to do. How not to compete for a hundred dollars.
To your performance is the Beijing Beggar Gang's young master Li Jing ......
Traditional comedy total **** more than a thousand paragraphs, after our efforts, now there are still so four hundred left ......
And no one tube tube, so The people in the garden tomorrow will not be able to hear any of it!
Said the maid: anthracite, Lamei, apricot plum, honeycomb coal
And said the big girl, walking ring Pei jingdang, "get da ~ da another da another another another da ~~~~~~~~~"
"I am a representative of the Jade Jie Bingqing ah! I'm a chaste martyr, a professional chaste martyr!"
In this Tang poetry and Song lyrics appreciation program...
On the bed you know your mother, off the bed you know your shoes．
First practice taking a bicycle don't big male ****.
It's not easy to get together
Come on, come on, come on, come on
I have to be a little bit older, and I have two sons that I have to worry about
It's not easy to talk when you're not feeling well
There's a lot of people here, and I'm very glad
There's a lot of people backstage, and I'm very glad
There's a lot of people backstage, and I'm not sure if they're going to be here, because I don't think that I can do this. p>
Live in Taiwan's ...... late again 105 there is no car
Comedy good ah! Promote truth, goodness and beauty, musk righteousness
What do you mean by peacekeeping? Peacekeeping ah. What about the old peace? The old have to keep the peace ah!
Five Star Admiral Corporal James
Blonde hair and closed eyes
Don't serve ah ~~~~~~ don't serve to plant you in the garden!
Sometimes saying it wrong and starting over can be two paragraphs!
Looking pretty, grow a beard with Zhang Fei like.
Science is a very rigorous thing
Scientists with the Tao
Wanting to go to the Spring Festival Gala has to be shameless
Women with skills (prostitutes)
Thousands of years of cultural heritage, a lifetime of learning and honing, to give you a moment of pleasure and indulgence, that's what the song art is all about
There is a lack of housing, a lack of cars, a lack of money and a lack of morality
There is a lack of food, a lack of money and a lack of morality
There is a lack of food, a lack of food. >I need food, I need food, I need food today
English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslavian, North Slavic, West Slavic ......
My family lives in the picturesque, four-season country of Tongxian
To say that a woman looks beautiful say, "That face looks like mine - it's just a circle thinner than mine" "Ring with Dingdong"
After the continuous efforts of our actors, it is finally going to be lost
Lantern pants, sprinkle shoes, boarder belt, holding a book "Jinpingmei"
Ximen Daiguan and Jinlian'er are very sincere in love
One day we will look for a chance to ~ ~ ~ meeting
People go higher, urine goes lower Mr. Wang, "This is interesting! There's something interesting here!"
The old gentleman's belly is spacious!
A slap-width protective heart hair, chest also tattooed with a banded fish
Here does not leave the master, there is a place to stay; everywhere does not leave the master, the master went to cast the railroad.
No, you, how, ah, anxious dead me
Walking, eh, the front child out of a question mark, Liu Bei a jump "thumping flenglenglengleng", eh ~ out of a mushroom, the mushroom ate, Liu Bei long. Still going forward, there is another, a question mark, a touch, out of a flower, eat the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand, "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo" can shoot bullets! With wings that bastard came
This does not give the newspaper, we have to sit on a piece of 2;
Looking like the scene of a car accident;
I made Xing you guys;
Lift the pull of two catties to cut the lamb to drink with the field;
This is also considered to be the first person of the ancient and modern times
I got up a Fei Zhi!
Skinny as a sheep capricorn.
"Shall I move it for you? Ah!... I'll move it! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll move it for you!... I'll move it! ...."
"More than 10,000 foreign guests are waiting with the hutongs..."
Completely crushing Donkey Fire's dreams.
I'll bury you if you're willing to die!
Just one tooth left and still stuffed, eat lotus root
The Queen Mother cooks dumplings, the Jade Emperor squats in front of the door to hold the garlic
You are in good health!
At first, I thought the carburetor was broken, but when I checked it, I realized that the footpegs were loose
What kind of prisons and juvenile detention centers are there, I can't find you
There are four dishes on the table, and I opened the first one to look at it. I'm so glad you're here. The old vinegar peanuts! The second one is even better! Vinegar peanuts!
The third dish was peanuts, no vinegar, and the fourth dish was a plate of vinegar
If you have the strength to unload the trucks by the river, you'd be rich by now
I'm holding this copy of Jin Ping Mei and I can't stop reading it
Take a steak, don't put beef on the table, I love onion, put onions on the table
Sit on the edge of the pool to eat apples, you love to be clean, just take a bite and shabu-shabu
To say goodbye to these white-coated snowmen, I'm going to take the first step in the process. Farewell to these white clothes like snow come and go like the wind of the day 85 years old determined to put on a wig to return to secular go
Generally to the Friday are haunted days, and then they said it was our
The whole head of a Northeast stew .......
Saying that the two love, and not in the pork pork meat
This is almost May Day, busy ah, this busy ah
Golden bell, iron pants
Iron pants, iron pants, Iron Pants, we are not the same as the pronunciation of the Russian language ah!
We speak good Beijing dialect, don't we?
Hey - this old man is interesting! I should have given him two guns!
I don't sell at hair salons, I buy at hair salons!
Cloning takes craft
What craft?
Prepare a large white porcelain jar, inside and outside with a sopping cloth and dry
First 500 pounds of oil
I ...... my gross weight is only 100 pounds
And then put a picture of Zhang Wenshun, next to the rest of a pair of glasses, put the lid on the lid, and click on the cooker
This is the first time that you will see a picture of Zhang Wenshun, next to a pair of glasses, and then click on the lid.
The rest of the flapjacks to find Qi'er ah
Spend a dollar to buy a bottle of mineral water, drink a mouthful of vomit, fake!
What
Watered down
That would have been water
Buying a dollar watermelon, weighing it to be accurate
That would have to be negotiated
Summer wearing a fox-supported overcoat
No clothes underneath
The law-abiding day is full of worries, and the strongest beams are happy at night. He rides a horse and mule to the detriment of others, and is upright and fair and starves. The bridge and the road are blinded, and there are many people who kill and set fire to the roads. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said - I can't do anything about it.
Smoking fake cigarettes, drinking fake wine, watching fake football, listening to fake singing. Wearing a fake brand name, wearing a fake headgear. Under the sky, just Wang Bao is real, but also called the turtle.
Birth, after the eunuchs (generation)~~
The light of the moon in front of the window, suspected to be the frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon, I am Guo ~ Tak ~ Tsang!
Want to eat a burger, wrapped in a piece of paper uncovered to eat; want to eat crabs, uncovered a cover; want to drink milk, steamed bread on the get a pull ......
Look who is like a burrito.
I am richer than them I eat knife-shaved noodles, ramen noodles, beef noodles, instant noodles.
I artist so many years are.
The Governor-General loves noodles, what stretching, pulling, chipping, so to speak, anyway, noodles love to eat.
You are called a fat, sitting in the big circle chair, the body meat to the chair of the empty space in the side of the stuffing, all stuffed full, up to one stop now to pull down the chair.
The master just entered the door, the Governor looked up, "Yo, came, I was about to look for you, today I want to discuss with you the state of affairs", the master heard happy, the Marshal has never been like this, "May I ask you, what is the big deal ah". "Yesterday it, I invented another blanch"
Your marriage is unfortunate ah! In middle age and married twice, the first time the woman let people this Lord led back; the second time the woman became your disciple daughter-in-law.
Speaking comedy has to be hard work, I'm sweating here, you see people (referring to Yu Qian) do not sweat, people that sweat are nurtured
The ugly lady in the digging of the river died of exhaustion of that fairy, wrote a line on the ground ------ I must succeed
The ugly lady in the ------ I wish you success
- - You are blackmailed!
- Nonsense, it's called robbery!
Gun bottle of Sprite, gun a lighter, to Tiananmen Square you shout: "I want to practice!"
She this age, my age, there will be said will not listen to the tongue under the pressure of death, jumping into the Yellow River can not be washed, I have to take care of - this (face)!
Guo Degang: God, I hope that the world peace, the people of the world to live in peace and happiness, the country and the people, there is no war, okay, hmm?
God thought, this is a little difficult, let's be honest ah, I'm not so great sex, really really, I don't tell you anything else, you change the same okay? Let's talk about something else.
I touched my body with a photo of Li Ching, Brother Tei, look at this, this is my senior brother - Li Ching, looks quite cold, can not get a date, you give him a little more beautiful.
God: (thought about it) or talk about the world peace thing (tore the photo)
Guo Degang: Hey, how do you tear the photo, ah? You don't agree with it, why did you tear it up? I still have it to protect myself from the evil spirits!
A man on the ground, there is a table in the sky, corresponding to. The good guy's watch turns slowly, the bad guy's watch turns quickly. It's not here. Oh, it's in God's house as a fan.
I am Guo Degang, a non-famous Chinese comedian
Student Guo Degang pays tribute to my parents.
Nowadays, if you want to row TV this actress have to sleep with the male director, I ruthless that (you ruthless what ah), you actresses are sleeping to go to our male actors how to do that, female director is really too little
To my life ~ ~ ~
Mane eyebrow, big eyes, black carbon carbon, she was not long beard, grow a beard with the Zhang Fei like!
Mr. Guo's poems
The general was born with great courage, his waist was crossed by a wild goose-plume sword, and the wind blew and the alligator drums moved the mountains and the rivers, and the lightning flashed and the flags were high in the sun and the moon
The unicorn in the sky was originally born, and the ants in the cave can't run away, and the peace emperor will come back to us, so I'm going to untie my robes with Mr. Guo.
The curved wood will be straight and will eventually be curved, and it's difficult to raise wolves as dogs, and it's difficult to watch over the house.
The ink stained cormorants are soon to be black, and the powdered crows are not white.
The candied yellow lotus needs to be bitter, and the forced picking of melons can't be sweet,
Good things must be done by good people, and there are no mortals who are immortals.
"The golden mountain and the bamboo shadow of a few thousand years, the cloud locks high flying water from the flow.
The Yangtze River is a jade belt, and the moon is a golden ball.
Far as Hubei, three thousand miles. The moon is a golden ball of light, and it's as far as Hubei.
The beauty of the scenery can not be seen for a while, the fate of heaven has a part in the painting."
--Qianlong, Guo Degang
"Mount Lu bamboo shadow several thousand autumns, cloud lock peaks of water from the flow.
The Yangtze River floats on a jade belt for ten thousand miles, and a bright moon rolls on a golden ball.
The road is far northwest of the three thousand boundaries, the potential to press the southeast million states.
The beauty of the scenery is not enough to be seen for a while, and it is fate that we should come back to visit again."
--Zhu Yuanzhang
"The shadow of the green hills and pines will last for thousands of years, and the water will flow freely from the peaks locked by the clouds.
Ten thousand miles of long river float jade belt, a round bright moon rolls golden ball.
Three thousand miles to the north and sixteen continents to the south.
The beauty of a place can not be appreciated enough, the fate of the day to have a chance to come back to visit."
--Kang Xi
"Longchuan Bamboo Shadow thousands of autumns, cloud-locked peaks of the water from the flow,
Miles of Yangtze River floats with a jade belt, a round of bright moon rolls a golden ball.
Far away from the northwest three thousand boundaries, the potential to suppress the twelve states of Jiangnan,
Good scenery for a moment can not be seen, the fate of a chance to come back to swim."
--Qianlong
The withered vines and old trees, the crows, the small bridges and flowing rivers. Ancient road west wind thin horse, sunset, broken hearted people ~~~~ in the hospital
Horse thin hair long hooves fat, son stealing father is not considered a thief. Blind grandfather married a blind grandma, the old couple passed more than half a generation who did not see anyone.
They are a good match for each other, but they are not enemies. The only thing I can do is to get a wife and children, and I can't guarantee that my wife and children won't be able to do so. I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a wife and children, but I'm sure that I'll be able to get a wife and children.
Lifting up the eyes and keeping them straight will eventually lead to bending, and it is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the family. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The honey-dipped yellow lotus will be bitter, and the forced picking of melon fruits will not be sweet. The good things are always done by the good people, and there is no mortal who can be an immortal.
Speaking of books and singing of operas to persuade people, three continents to go to the center. The good and the bad will be rewarded in the end, and the right path on earth is the vicissitudes of life.
The white dew in the middle of August and the white dew in the middle of Autumn, the people on the road are desolate; the bridge and the water are fragrant with rice flowers, the day and the night are full of thoughts. The heart can not be quiet, early in the morning to read articles; ten years of hard work in the study, only to show the talent and wisdom of the high and wide.
The moral three emperors, five emperors, after the summer and Shang Zhou; heroes, five hegemony in the Spring and Autumn Period, the instant the rise and fall over the hand! The history of a few lines of names and surnames, Mang countless barren hills; the former field after the collection of people, say what the dragon fights and tigers.
The law-abiding dynasty is worried, strong beams night and day singing, harming people and riding horses and mules, just when the fair starvation. The bridge and the road are blind, and there are a lot of murders and fires. I went to the west and asked my Buddha, and he said, "I can't do anything about it!
Hurt feelings most is the evening cool day, emaciated people can not pity. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new piece of equipment, and then you'll be able to get it to work. The only thing I can say is that I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to do it.
Wine is a poison, color is a knife, wealth is the root of trouble, gas is a smokeless firecracker. No wine, no color, no human extinction, no money, no gas, no one will be bullied.
Zhao Qian, Sun, Li, Zhou, Wu, Zheng, Feng, Chen, Chu, and Wei, and the cake is dipped in sugar.
The horse is thin and hairy, the hooves are fat, and the old couple sleeps on a hot bed. The old man wants to sleep on the bed, but his wife won't let him, so the old man picks up the door stick and the wife picks up the rolling pin.
The two old men played a big game, and the kang was also cold, so no one touched the hot bed.
The light of the moon in front of the bed is suspected to be the frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the moon, I called Guo Degang.
Whore, woman with skills.
Dare you join the Beggars' Association! Dress up very well ah!
One grabbed that heart guard hair and went out with a rush!
This is a good day, the day of autumn, the day of autumn fat, today at noon deliberately ate four two vegetarian fried cakes, I believe that all of us have also put the autumn fat.
From next year onwards, today will be the National Day
Taking a taxi... Let's take a $1.20 instead of a $1.60!
I'm not going to sit in the front, I'm going to have to pay!!!!
They're all seated, I'm going to take the extra seat
There's a big seat
Mr. Guo, why is the sheep in the tree? (Henan)
Do you have a chicken here? Waiter: "Hush! I am!" (Niu X)
Playing 1 yuan 2 (Xiali)
The program is one show at a time, and the audience is getting bigger and bigger!
Big medicine pills, six taels a piece, made of cheesecake.
This is tattooed with scallops.
Master, want to disk, you say this White House Bureau of Culture are doing what to eat !!!!!!!!
Oh, look at Nezha!
"Do you know where the ticket seller is?" The policeman was so happy ...... "I'm looking for it too!"
"There's good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?" "What's the bad news?" "We're lost, I don't know this place, and I think we'll have to eat cow dung for the rest of our lives." "What's the good news?" "There's plenty of cow dung!" "There's plenty of cow dung!!!"
The sky is chilly, the ground rolls embroidered ball, there is filling is bun, no filling is nest
Yu Qian this person, good ah, no matter how to deal with people or business on the stage, to be honest, ah, bah! ...... No, just now the mouth came in a little worm ah ...... especially this
I see this we have to "get". I'm not going to be able to do that.
To put the lack of virtue in the car, the lack of virtue. Grab some salt for your lack of virtue, you're a little short.
With onions and pants to fry a hemp tofu
This thing is very magical
The heart is quite hateful hum
What do you call here, you do not say ah, you say that counts as cursing
The lock with a piece of noodle a poke will be opened, a packet of instant noodles can be opened in a neighborhood.
Well, look at your shameless look, very much like my youthful charm.
Pan! Xiao Pan? Jinlian
Looks like Ultraman.
I want to be his relative, in fact, his daughter likes me very much, but his son-in-law is against it.
Describe the beautiful MM walk: wind swing lotus leaves, rain hit banana
There is also a often used between the sentence and sentence: ...... And to say that it ......
Yuqian comedy world of the big money, think of the years when Yuqian's father Wang Old Mr. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let him burn the boiler to go, but also afraid of him stealing coal to eat
Being shabby than hou!
Apple face, cherry eyes, 。。。。。。
The face of a fruit stall
Sun Daxian, put away the divine power
It's my turn to hit him, can I hit him a few more times? Can I hit him with my weapon?
It's worth dying for you
It's worth dying for you
It's the same thing that I've been saying for a long time: "I deserve to die...". Die!
You're going crazy, you're going crazy!
Ze'er embraced a mouthful of wine, a mouthful of food
I'm all for your beauty Huang
Looking at the real really, even the paint fell off saw, came over, came over, after playing this, what troubles are no longer!
Please, garlic can never be eaten as a staple food ah
Snap throat out of the truth ~!
I'm a scientist, where can I argue.
From a botanical point of view...
The more you look at the beauty under the lamp, the more you look at it!
Plus ten dollars for gas!
You lend me a knife, I'll fend you off!
Many of the comedies are made up, but this one is true.
This I porcelain ~
This has to manage the meal, four dishes and a soup. Shredded potatoes with sharp peppers, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with fish, patted cucumber, and enough rice to manage~
When the wrong word is said, it will be said, this is a polyphonic word~
That reasoning cut
How much power
Yeah... You see...
Too cuddly!
Thanks for the encouragement to me alone!
When we were in the opera troupe, I was the first 100 points in the exam! Whether it is said to learn to sing all 100 did not take the test teacher also wrote on 100
Yu Qian does not! He is stupid, always 30 ah 25 ah have a back effort! Practicing every day! Practiced for a week and then a test 17
asked the fortune teller how to get a good test? People told him: before you take the test to eat a with a doughnut two eggs can test 100 points
Really obedient! After eating the test to go. 0 points he first ate the eggs
A few years ago Zhang Yimou directed the opera: Brando to find four comedians each like Mr. Wang wearing a coat and picking the bald head to the station: hard work hard!
No matter how big you are, you can't do this without your ancestors!
The final part of the Peaceful Lyrics Single-Dagger Meeting: Guan Yunchang looked at it and was furious! Cursed the thieves you called Yu Qian
This is too famous! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it! What's your name again? You don't say! I'm not going to tell you, but I'm going to tell you that I'm not going to tell you!
Hello everyone, I'm the host of the legal hour, ah Niu, I'm very pleased to see so many people
My son's nickname is Xiaoshan and his son's nickname is Xiaohai
Yu Hai is not good to hear
Your name is Qian (thousand), then your son in the middle of the word Wan!
Wan Hai, know what your father said is good?
I don't bully! Bullying me, no!
Don't you recognize me, yai?
What kind of exclamation is that?
I'm from Tsinghua!
Chinghua Pool?
That's where the pool is for bathing! You said it was for Hufangqiao!
And you are?
I'm from across the street from the Hukwang Hall!
The same!
Can I have another article on this?
Okay! Do you want a textbook or a paperweight?
The ones I just ate were textbook ones, so give me a paperweight
Mr. Kim's cell phone rang: deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng!
Sharpening scissors wall chopper ah!
Hey! Hello! Shit!
Smaller phone!
I'll teach you what I learned!
That's great!
I learned it as a son
Eh?
But how can I do that given our relationship?
Then it's not a good idea
Two days less
No matter what you eat, no matter what you stay, no matter what you pick up, no matter what you send off, 15 bucks for the performance fee and 70% of the tax is deducted
Flight 901 from Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, 5 yuan, please boarding
The girl who came down from heaven was the one with the first face on the ground.
Long as the scene of a car accident
Yang Shangkun, whose disciple?
The circus juggling bears taught what? Fifteen people riding a bicycle taught what? What has the Beijing Opera's Three Forks taught us? If comedy is so powerful, how come we can't get our income up? It's inhuman to let comedy educate people! Spare the comedy!
Redeeming the last will be armor in the body, can not Shi Yi full gift!
The law does not care I would have killed him
The family has money, open a 13 door Cadillac. A listen to the sound to know is a good machine, imported from Germany, "mutu mutu mutu", oh, three bouncer. A open up, half of Beijing City smoke, traffic police straight at you shouted: "Sun Elder, put away the power of God."
The old man has one tooth left, and cheek teeth. What happened? Eat lotus root, set in the eye.
The audience and Mr. Guo said three or four times this sentence: die ~ ~ haha At that time, Mr. Guo was very touched and everyone said thank you it The third time everyone said Mr. Guo improvised and everyone said: thank you, thank you, a future I go wherever with you! Mr. Guo has worked very hard and the audience is also very good!
Sip a cigarette, then say "just come"
I counted on copying it today
The Eight Panels: "The first couplet is 'the wind blowing the surface of the water layer by layer of waves', the next couplet is? " "You're a deadhead, you can't make a copy and paste it over there."
"A Wide House with Ten Million Rooms": "A demolition office and I patted our eyes (seems to be a slip of the tongue) - patting the table and staring at each other." "Slap until you go blind."
"Learning a Little Song": "Why can't you shoot the stars in the sky when you set off fireworks? Because the stars flash." "This question is too deep."
"Learning a Little Song": "What line is the monkey most afraid of?" "High-voltage wires, not to mention monkeys, I'm afraid of this one." "Nope. Parallel lines are the most feared, because they never intersect (bananas)."
Giving his father a plaque with four big words "Thief Star High"; --quoting residential
"Forgive me for not being able to give a full salute with my armor on." --Buying noodle tea
I'm from Onion University --Article Club
There are quite a lot of Japanese in China nowadays, and I kind of hate the Japanese. There are quite a few Japanese where I live. One of them is a couple, don't see Japanese people are generally not tall, but this couple is particularly tall belongs to the Japanese people in the particularly tall, male 1.2 meters female 1.1 meters. They also play old noble sports, love to play golf, nothing when the two old take a small stick to play a small ball hit the steel ball hit the end and then pick up to go, the ball hit out 10 meters, the two have to be half a day to pick up, playing quite happy. One day, it was broken.
After the fight, I went to look for the glass and found that it was shattered. Looking through the glass, there was an antique vase inside that was also shattered, and the ball was on the ground next to them. The two people rushed to knock on the door, saw a man inside, said: Sorry, we play ball accidentally glass and that antique are broken, we come to make amends to apologize. The man said, no need to apologize, I have to thank you two. The two Japanese didn't understand, what's going on?
The man said, I'm not an ordinary person, I'm a fairy I've been in that vase to stay, today you saved me, the vase is not broken I can not come out. Ho, the two families are happy, said to the fairy, said the fairy can make a wish to save, can help us with anything? The fairy said, OK ah, you have any requirements on the mention. The man said, "I want the land and resources of China. The fairy said, "Yes, you will have them when you go home. The woman said, "I want all the gold and jewelry in China. The fairy said, "Yes, you will have gold and jewelry when you go home. At this time, the fairy said, I'm a fairy with limited magical power, I can only promise one for each of you, and I still have to keep one for myself, can you satisfy me? These two said, no problem we Japanese are the most honest we promise you, you tell me. The fairy said, I have been in a vase for 1000 years, I am very happy to see your wife today, I hope I can lie on the bed with your wife for a while. The Japanese man was very upset and said, you have to add another 5 dollars. The fairy said well, you go home money on your bed. The fairy led the woman inside. The man waited outside for 2 hours, the door opened, the fairy and the lady came out, sat down and rested, the fairy smoked a cigarette and said, "How old are you? The Japanese man said, "We're the same, we're both 27." The god said, "27 and you're still so short. The god said, "27 and you still believe in gods and goddesses? The audience applauded. Master Guo said, "Comedy is to persuade people to be good, but as an actor, you have the obligation to promote patriotism. --- A short clip from the back of the dream wedding
The day of the wedding, there was a happy event in the family. The family caught fire
"Time as fine yarn slipped away in the hands - the book in the dark table ......" "Hey! You this good! You will be Xu Zhimo, a moment Shan Tianfang"
"Qin Shihuang, you rogue, you dare later, mention him, is: Qin (fowl) flu (dare)"
Educated to be a hooligan ~ ~ ~
Pick the fee is too high ~ ~ ~
Confucius taught us to say: Sun ~ ~ thieves ~ ~
deserved, dead ~ ~ ~
Tang Poetry ~ ~
You can ask the old man in the family, things happened in the Boxer Rebellion ............
Why do you
This is the first time I've seen a cake in my life.
It's been raining a little bit outside, but it's been raining a lot inside.
What do you care (rogue-like) ~ ~ ~
I put down the butcher's knife, you spare me not to die ~ ~ ~
Donkey Fire International Hotel ~ ~ ~
To put it in a bigger way, I'm your father
God, who is the disciple, and how do I talk about it
Manifestly fortunate that ah, the fall dead
Ken'er brother: Which university are you from?
Guo Degang: What do you care? I'm not talking to you about this? I'm not going through this with you