Campus Sketch Script: Funny Humor Comic Sketch Short Script Lines
Campus Sketch
Characters: The Mission Support, Ai, Xiaoling, Xiaowu
Scene: The Classroom
The Mission Support: Students, Fellow students, comrades, compatriots, and the same. The same. The same whatsits! Please listen to me!
Three people: say it.
The group leader: you listen to it or not?
Three people: listen!
Missionary: really listen?
Three people: really!
Missionary: sure?
Three people: sure.
Missionary: no backtracking?
Three people: no regrets.
Missionary: you are serious? Not lying to me?
Three people: you say no ah?
Missionary: Oh, I'll start talking! ---- What am I going to say coming?
The three fainted.
Team leader: ah ！！！！ Right!
The three sit up.
Legionary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
Missionary: Okay, back to the point, you guys can't get drunk anymore! You must be self-improvement, self-advocacy, self, self, self. Good reform, boycott Japanese goods!
Siaoling: What is all this nonsense!
Regimental secretary: Xiaoling! Why are you sleeping in class?
Siau Ling: I'm sleepy, so I sleep!
Support: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Siau Ling: I want to! But the teacher wouldn't let me go!
Support: Can't you sleep after class?
Siaoling: I sleep after class too!
The group secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Siaoling: What do you do at night?
Missionary: Sleep!
Siau Ling: We have the same habit!
Missionary: What do you do besides sleep?
Siau Ling: Something very important! ---- eat!
Legionary secretary: what about studying?
Siau Ling: I'd like to consult about that too!
Legionary secretary: students! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Siau Ling: Yeah!
Regimental advisor: can't you sleep all night and all day?
Siau Ling faints.
Ai: Hahaha!
Legionnaire: Ai, why are you always playing games?
Ai: Psychological need!
Missionary: What's so fun about games? I don't care if you play after school! I despise those of you who play games, no skill at all! Tell you the teacher is very angry, the consequences are very serious!
Small Wood: Haha, you're hanging up again!
Missionary: And you, Xiaowu!
Siu Wu: there!
Missionary: look at you a day, in addition to looking for girls to date, drink tea and walk, this achievement are you soak in worth it?
Small Wood: Yes! The future no pretty ah! --- No pretty girl!
The group secretary: is the future no bright, - no light!
Students, fellow students, comrades, the same---
Three people: you just say it!
Regimental secretary: with what guys!
Three people fainted.
Missionary: Burn our youth!
Siau Ling: no matches!
Regimental secretary: try to forge ahead!
Siau: no strength!
Regimental secretary: abandon your bad habits!
Siu Wu: It doesn't abandon me!
Missionary: come on, come on, let's use our energy together!
Three people get down: ugh!
The regimental secretary: fight the spirit, seize the time, let's ----
The class bell rings.
The regimental secretary: ---- dinner to go!
Three people: yay!
The group secretary: how can you do this ah? You do this to the party, to the country, to the people, to your old mother? Can you stand ------ me?
Small Ai if feeling: mom!
The group secretary: hey!
Small Ai: take advantage of me!
Music!
"Tong Pak Fu points Qiu Xiang"
Characters: Tong Pak Fu (soft-spoken voice), Qiu Xiang, Qiu Xiang's mother (tall male counterpart, learns a woman's accent), narrator, soundtrack (plays flute, preferably guitar), an audience member, child A, child B, Tong Pak Fu's henchmen (male, northeastern accent)
Tong Pak Fu, Qiu Xiang's wife (a man with a northeastern accent)
Tong Pak Fu's wife (a man with a northeastern accent)
Tong Pak Fu's wife (a man with a northeastern accent) )
(soundtrack first on the stage, with the flute blowing "myheartwillgoon", after blowing the prelude, the narrator on the stage, while blowing, the narrator said)
Narrator: dear audience - friends, you can have heard the poignant and touching, romantic and tender, refreshing, how to listen to hear enough to listen to the story of the Tang Bohu point of Qiu Xiang! What, you've heard it? What, you have heard it? (Facing the audience, with a surprised expression, music stops, and then according to the original calm tone of voice, music starts) That's right, what you have heard before is artificially modified, I'm going to tell you an original and unadulterated story of Tong Pak Fu pointing out the fragrance of Autumn. The story takes place several hundred years ago, there is a village people through a show of hands to vote on the first of the four great talents of Jiangnan, Comrade Tong Pak Fu. The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for money. Wake up and sit in front of the flowers, and sleep under the flowers when you're drunk; half-drunk and half-awake day after day, blossom after blossom, year after year. I'm the embodiment of the world's best martial arts hero, the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry, Tong Pak Fu, who is loved by all, blossomed by all, and has a flat tire in all. I not only talk elegantly, but also excellent quality, can be called the new era of ......
Followers: rice.
Tang: Huh?
Follower: Oh no, exemplary. Hehehe, (a bit of Tang Bohu heard the first half of the sentence are very happy, heard the second half of the sentence are very angry) if we say that our young master has talent that have to be punished then, then he will have to be a thousand cuts ah; if we say that our young master has virtue that is a crime then, then he is a heinous crime ah; if we say that our young master is handsome that is a sin then, then he will have to be heavenly struck by thunder ah.
Tang: How dare you say that, I will beat you.
Following: Hey, master, the calendar says you have peach blossom luck today?
Tang: you kid bullshit what the hell, how can you say I have peach blossom luck today? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
(next)
Narrator: One day, Tong Bohu encountered the great beauty of comrade Qiuxiang, at that time, Qiuxiang just for the old lady from the supermarket to buy things back, on the way to the road encountered an a a and b two children to stop the road robbery.
(Chou-heung hand holding a large package of rolling paper on the children A and B from the other side on, A wearing a back hat, B hand crutches single crutch)
A, B: Tie, this tree is planted by me, the road is open to me, want to pass from here, to leave to buy the road money!
Qiu Xiang: I will give you something, you will let me go?
(Chou-Xiang give things to A, B)
(B just want to go, A pull B)
A: wait ...... wait a moment, I ...... I want to rob.... ...rob a color.
(Tong Pak Fu suddenly jumped out from the side of Qiu Xiang)
Tang: sunflower pointing hand!
(A, B fixed)
Tang: comrade, recently watch the news? That is, do not watch the news, listen to the radio, read the newspaper can also know ah, the party educates us to unity and mutual assistance for pride, to the detriment of others and self-serving for shame; to comply with the law for pride, to violate the law for shame. I despise you people who rob women's things, a little bit of technical content is not, reform and opening up so many years, how you even lines have not changed, really sad ah. (pointing to B), look at you, obviously bad legs, but also out of the random walk, so you also out of the robbery, in case the police uncle to catch you, you even run do not understand miles. (pointing to A), and you, look at you, wearing so little, in case of freezing how to do, you just do not think about yourself, but also have to think about the parents who gave birth to you not? Blink your eyes if you understand. The Sunflower Hands.
A, B: ah, big brother, you can not say, dare you surnamed Tang are so able to white Huo ah. You and the Tang Monk is a mother born right, little brother no longer dare, really wear and death ah.
The followers: What are you talking about?
(A, B under)
Qiu Xiang: just now, if it is not a gentleman rescue, I am afraid I will ......
Tang: girl you are too polite.
QiuXiang: You look great, may I ask your name?
Tang: My name is Tang, first name Pak Fu. How do you address the girl?
Qiu Xiang: Call me Qiu Xiang.
Tang: Then please allow me to take the girl home.
Qiu Xiang: Then I would like to thank you, sir.
(Narrator says, Bohu, Chou-heung is walking around the stage, pretending to chat, with a follower following behind, holding a large light bulb in his hand, and the soundtrack is played on a guitar with the Romance of Love)
Narrator: When Tang Bohu saw Chou-heung, it was a real brightening up of his mind, his waist is not sore, his legs do not ache, and even his proposal of marriage was energetic.
Qiu Xiang: Gongzi, my home is here.
Bohu: It's really unfortunate that it's time to part again. In the future, often contact it, be sure to send me a text message oh. I'm a mobile phone user, my place, I'm in charge!
Qiu Xiang: I am a Unicom user, the ground and underground are covered! See you later.
(Qiu Xiang down, Bohu is still in a daze, looking at the direction of Qiu Xiang's departure)
Follower: Qiu Xiang sister a turn back.
Bohu: Tyson switched to table tennis.
Follower: Chou-heung's sister turns back twice.
Bohu: Yang Guo falls in love with Li Mochou.
Follower: Sister Chou-heung turns back three times.
Bohu: Monk from now on to use Piaojiao. Hey, you kid fooled me!
(Next)
Narrator: After a number of days, the House of Qiuxiang to choose a son-in-law for Qiuxiang, as for the applicants, that is still a lot.
(Chou-heung and her mother are on the same page)
Mother: How can you call that a lot?
Qiu Xiang: That's quite a lot. Mommy, what do you think we should come up with today to make things difficult for the applicants?
Autumn mother: hahahahahahaha, incense ah, this you do not need to worry, for mother has its own magic tricks.
(Tang and his followers on)
Followers: young master, I just went to the scene to see, only to see the stage black, just see the hair, even the head can not be seen, this Autumn fragrance of the wire is really quite a lot ah!
Bohu: What do you mean by wire?
The followers: hardcore fans, how that uneducated! I heard that Qiu Xiang her mother old fierce, (autumn mother in the back to show muscle) chasing Qiu Xiang's people, either broken arms, or less legs, and even (with the hand as a knife, compared to Bohu's body under).
Bohu: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it seems that today we have to make a little means, we both go together, you go first, show almost, and then I go. This is called to poor lining good, more show its good.
Followers: This is not fair, It'sunfair.
Bohu: Wow, there is no mistake, I'm your boss eh, you should listen to me, this is called contrast, after the completion of the matter, I invite you to go to the fifth floor of the Wanxiu Garden dinner!
Follower: Hey, this place has not really been, then well, I will sacrifice for the master a time. Take care of my seventh uncle master, then I will learn from Fan Wei, silly not among them.
Qiu Xiang: 38!
(The follower came to Qiu mother, giggling, Qiu mother circled around the follower)
Qiu Xiang: Do you have IQ, and you're here to apply for the job?
Follower: I......IQ is what the hell.
Autumn mother: tell you do not understand.
Follower: You ...... you tell me the password sue ...... tell me ...... I can use it.
Autumn mother: sue ...... tell you ...... you can not use.
Follower: You ......
Autumn mother: forget it, it is too much trouble to talk to you. Please listen to the question (left arm forward, clenched fist), say "eight honors and eight disgraces" what is the content?
Followers: what "eight honor and eight shame" ah?
Autumn mother: Then you say three representatives.
Followers: three representatives, eight honor and eight shame, three? Eight?
Autumn mother: Bagoya Road, the quality of this also dare to enlist, go back to you!
Follower: Hey, ma'am, this is not a small joke, you listen well ah, (take out the fast board) the East is red, the sun rises, the motherland soars like a dragon; urban and rural economic development, harmonious society happy. National unity is like a rock, the unification of the motherland to adhere to; love the motherland is the most honorable, harming the motherland is the most shameful. Love the motherland, love the people, to serve the people to be enthusiastic; more to the collective good, often for the community to offer love. It is most honorable to serve the people and most shameful to deviate from them. Superstitions, cults, stop, from a young and persistent search for true knowledge; respect for science is the most honorable, ignorance is the most shameful. We should be kind to each other, just like sisters and brothers; we should help each other when we encounter problems, and we should contribute to each other when we have difficulties. Solidarity and mutual help is the most honorable, the most shameful to harm others and benefit oneself. We should not hide our mistakes; we should be honest and trustworthy; we should be honorable, and it is shameful to forget what we have done. In school, discipline, the student code to remember; learning laws and regulations, abide by the law, the rule of law society to contribute. Violation of discipline should be dealt with, and violation of law should be punished; it is most honorable to obey the law, and most shameful to break the law. Hard work is a tradition, hard work and thrift do not relax; from childhood to develop good habits, grow up to serve the country in mind. Wastefulness should be resisted, enjoyment should be prohibited; hard work is the most honorable, extravagance is the most shameful. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
Autumn mother: good, we want you!
Follower: Hey, hey, young master, young master, it's going to be me.
Tang: Hey, you kid, didn't I tell you to behave almost? Why are you behaving so well, Bohu is very angry, the consequences are serious. (Stomping)
Followers: numb or not?
Tang: numb.
Qiu Xiang: Mom, why is she numb?
Autumn mother: nonsense, you stomp you also numb! It's okay, take a couple steps!
Tang: walk what walk, I'm coming, you have any problem despite the horse over!
Autumn mother: I heard that you Tong Pak Fu is talented, learning rich ancient and modern. I would like to test you, say "mountains beyond the green mountains outside the building" of the next sentence.
Tang: When will the West Lake songs and dances stop?
Qiu Mu: The length of the English Channel is ......
Tang: 35 kilometers.
Autumn Mother: a frog 1 mouth, two eyes, four legs, what about 243 frogs?
Tang: 243 frogs 243 mouths, 486 eyes, 972 legs.
Qiu Mu: Which ancient Chinese ran the fastest?
Tang: Cao Cao.
Follower: Master, why?
Tang: Cao Cao is here!
Autumn mother: men know too much is no good, but I can test whether you are a good man at home, then you talk about the practice of steamed pork.
Tang: powder ...... powder ...... steamed meat? Luckily I love to eat, you listen well. We can mix sugar, salt, starch three, add some three yellow wine. Three spoons of onion and ginger noodle er, chop the garlic, add the pork to cool a bit, and then put it on the fire to steam. (Quickly said)
Autumn mother: small white man, a look is not solid, not my favorite type. You go back you.
Qiu Xiang: Mom, you haven't asked about the Eight Honors and Eight Shames.
Qiu mother: Well, give you another chance, you say "eight honor and eight shame" content.
Tang: hahahahaha, fortunately I was prepared, comeonbaby! (the following with the followers while performing the action)
I shoot a, I shoot a, eight honors and eight shames to be remembered;
You shoot two, I shot two, endangering the motherland was spurned;
You shoot three, I shot three, to serve the people remembered;
You shoot four, I shot four!
You shoot five, I shoot five, a fat little pig;
You shoot six, I shoot six, a shame to harm others and benefit oneself;
You shoot seven, I shoot seven, science is the first;
You shoot eight, I shoot eight, lawlessness must be caught;
You shoot nine, I shoot nine, extravagance is the jerk;
This is the first time that I have ever seen the world. I'm a fast son-in-law, aren't I? (The follower held Bohu, Bohu unfolded his arm to the autumn mother)
Autumn mother: roll! Childish! Give me down! And also looks a little bit shabby, Pei our family Ruhua still make up for it.
Tang: terrible! (fainted, was helped down by the followers)
(Qiu Xiang did angry pulling mother's arm)
Autumn mother: the first love, simply do not understand love, the next!
Narrator: But Bohu and Qiu Xiang fell in love at first sight, that love ah, it played is like a torrential river, continuous, that feeling ah, as if by Cupid fierce Ohai two bricks. The mother put Qiu Xiang under house arrest, not letting her meet with Bohu, and Qiu Xiang was sobbing all day long. (Chou-heung and Chou-mu perform the action of being locked up)
(Chou-heung cries, Bohu, the followers, Chou-mu pretends to be asleep in the center of the stage)
Bohu: No, I have to go to save her, I seem to hear her miserable crying.
Follower: Oops, is that Sister Qiu Xiang's crying that loud?
Bohu: You don't understand.
Follower: I heard that Qiu Xiang her mother can be unreasonable, in case of failure can be ah.
Bohu (facing the audience): Failure is only a psychological state, the rest is nothing. TV before the college entrance examination failed children, Bohu with personal experience to tell you, if the heart in, the dream is in, all continents through her home Qiuxiang. The most important thing is to start all over again!
Followers: Master, if you want to say so, then you can really pure man.
Bohu: don't whole that useless, take care of my seventh uncle and his three nieces. I'm going to go!
Narrator: Tong Pak Fu risked being surrounded by the three evil men, stole the key of the autumn mother, and came to the door of Qiu Xiang.
Berhu: Qiu Xiang, Berhu came to your door, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. Today you and I can still repeat yesterday's story, I this broken cell phone can still be subject to your message. Alas? How no movement ah, Qiuxiang sister, you will not be suicide. (Smash door)
Akika: Wait, who is outside? The secret signal, the ground vibration of Gao Gang a faction of Xishan thousands of ancient show.
Bohu: door over the sea three rivers river water flow for ten thousand years.
Qiu Xiang: the academic style is rigorous.
Bohu: advocating practice!
Qiu Xiang: Tiger ah, it's you!
Bohu: (soundtrack with flute playing "dyinginthesun" or "Schindler's List" theme song) Xiang ah, it's me! Qiuxiang sister, in fact, our feelings are fated not to have a share, once there is a sincere feelings in front of me, I did not go to cherish, until today I regret, if God gives me another chance, I want to say to that little girl, I rare you, if I have to I then give a quasi-detail on the feelings, I hope that it is, thieves pull for many years! Learning Taylor's formula, I know what is trouble; learning Fourier series, I know what is quite troublesome; know met you, I know what is want to be together with a person forever. Autumn wind blowing in my face, the fluttering leaves ah, call me nothing but think of you. The waves of the sea painfully hit my heart, the sea ah, if we can never meet again. Then please devour me, let today become our future memories forever.
Mother Qiu: OMG, it's so touching. Bohu, you are truly a pure man! Well, it seems that you can withstand the test, I agree that you are together. I choose (male voice), I like it. (Female voice, finger pointing to the face, do shyness)
Bohu: heaven ah, the earth ah, which is the angel of the big mother opened her eyes! Xiao Qiang ah (props turtle pick up), you finally have a mistress! (running after Qiu Xiang)
Qiu Xiang: Oh, my Lord!
(All together)
NARRATOR: Later, Tong Pak Fu and Chou-heung lived a happy life.
Autumn Mother: How can that be called beautiful and happy.
Crowd: That's quite beautiful and happy!
Narrator: Well, friends of the audience, our program today is all over here. Our today's prize competition title is, Tong Pak Fu what is his last name in the end? Friends who know can send a cell phone text message to ......
Viewers TO: Surname Tang!
Narrator: congratulations, all will grab the answer. Our prize for today's quiz is ......
Autumn's mother: a signed portrait of me.
(Crowd make disgusted faces)
Narrator: viewers, we will meet again at the same time tomorrow!
Beyond Martial Arts
Huilan (with a serious, disdainful expression): Li Dazui, if you don't have 2,000 taels of silver, don't even think about marrying me! (Turns around and leaves)
Dazui (wants to chase after him, but can't help that he is far away): Huilan, Huilan, wait ......
Epilogue
Scene 1: Early in the morning. Inside the Tongfu Inn. Xiu Cai is using a computer to calculate accounts, Xiao Guo is sweeping the floor with a broom.
Xiu Cai (while clicking the mouse, shaking his head and chanting): "It's strange, it's strange, it's strange, there's a computer in the world, the mouse is a little bit light, the balance of income and expenditure is not in a hurry.
Dazui (heard, ran out): what ah what ah?
This is the first time I've ever seen a movie in my life, and I've never seen it again.
Xiaomi (with the big mouth out of the inn, while reading the newspaper): sweeping the Xilang River, popular in the town of the Seven Heroes, potential than the bird flu atypical (big mouth surprised) network game - Wulin Gaidian, began public beta.
The big mouth (a face of disdain): ah mom, I thought what the hell, on a broken game to it?
Xiaoguo (sweeping the ground over, pointing to millet): left foot, right foot, stick!
Xiaomi (skimming away): cut, beggars are also dignified, do not want to earn money to pull down!
Dazui (turned sharply and chased out): How can the game also earn money?
Xiaomi (mysterious close): According to reliable sources, the online game "Wulin Outlaws" will be 30 days after the national PK, the preliminary round is the location of our seven town, if you win the prize in the final, the bonus this number!
Xiaomi: two thousand taels!
Dazui (imagined): mama (flabbergasted), to have two thousand taels of silver, I will be able to marry Huilan ...... me, I'm practicing to go! (Run down)
Xiaomi (knock a broken bowl down)
Scene 2: morning. Inside the inn. Xiu Cai and Xiao Guo are having an affair. Dazui is in front of the counter learning to touch the computer.
Xiu Cai: Fu Mui ......
Xiao Guo: Hou Brother ......
Xiu Cai: Fu Mui ......
Dazui: Xiu Cai, you the computer, let me play for a while!
Xiu Cai didn't hear it and continued to be with Xiao Guo. Dazui took the computer and started to play the game. The first time I saw this was when I was a kid, and it was a very good time for me.
Lao Bai (standing behind Dazui): What are you staring at? The first thing you need to do is to look at the woman you're looking at.
Dazui: You want to see a beautiful woman with this?
The first thing you need to do is to look directly at my family's huilan.
Lao Bai (while pouring water and asked): What is this thing?
Dazui: I'm playing a game here, "Wushu Outreach".
The old white (a mouthful of water sprayed out): Oh my God, the martial arts outreach are out of the online game!
At this time, Xiangyu went downstairs and saw Xiaoguo and Xucai.
Xiangyu: start work!
Xiaoguo: Really, I rested for a short while!
Xiaoguo walked to the table, see the big mouth is using the computer, curious about the past (look at the shape).
Xiao Guo: Huh?
Xiao Guo: Huh?
Dazui: Martial Arts Outreach.
Xiao Guo: I turn outward? I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm not a good person! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
Xiaoguo (aggrieved): turn outward just turn outward! I'm not sure why I'm yelling! （
Scene 3: Noon. Inside the inn.
Xiangyu: Xiu Cai, show me the accounts for the past two days.
Xiu Cai: account, the so-called account, the son once said ......
Xiang Yu: do not say said, hand over the account!
Xiu Cai (nervous pointing to the house): the shopkeeper's ...... computer ...... big mouth ...... online game ...... Account ......
Xiangyu: you sure sure as well as ......
Xiaoguo: as well as sure.
Xiu Cai: I do not deny deny as well as deny.
Xiangyu walked into the house, Xiu Cai Xiao Guo followed. The big mouth is in full battle.
Xiu Cai (in a low voice): big mouth ......
Big mouth (impatient): there are words quickly say, have that what quickly put.
Xiu Cai: shopkeeper ...... (said flash aside)
Xiang Yu: Li Dazui, do you still want us to eat?
Dazui: shopkeeper you wait, I will upgrade soon.
Xiangyu (angry): raw chicken? Also raw duck?
At this time, Lao Bai came in.
Xiaoguo: Aiya shopkeeper, let the big mouth play for a while. You see all the 21st century, the train has been changed to the head of D, not allowed to talk to the big mouth on the Internet and MM talk about the world?
Xiangyu (glaring at Xiaoguo): Xiaoguo, the small grasshopper, is not fast to sweep the floor!
Old Xing into.
Lao Xing: How is everyone? (See the big mouth does not move) this big mouth today is how? Why are you so tired of moving around? Impact on the city's appearance wow, my dear mother ah, will not let the old white to point it.
Xiangyu: Zhantang, when did you point him?
Lao Bai: I did not point him out at any time.
At this time, only heard the mouse sound "Kaden Kaden".
This is the first time I've ever seen this.
The old Xing: there is a murderous spirit.
Old Bai: Is it the legendary "spaced out hit points"?
Xiangyu: this "spaced out to hit the point" in addition to your mother and Gongsun Wulong no third person will, Gongsun Wulong is dead, your mother is far away from the capital, what is going on?
Xiaoguo (shivering): It can not be the ghost of Gongsun Oolong came to seek revenge ......
Xiu Cai: Do not be afraid of the Fu sister, I will protect you ......
Lao Xing (bright knife, guests run): Who is here, report to give me a reason for existence first! me a reason for existence first!
Xiangyu (chase): silver ~ ~ ~ ~
Dazui: those two holes in your head are pipes out of gas ah? This is not the mouse sound?
The crowd realized. They are relieved.
Xiangyu (drop rags pointing to the big mouth): Li Dazui, you have finished, a day did not cook the store is still open or not? Don't take me as a HELLOKITTY if the tiger is not strong!
The big mouth does not move.
Xiaoguo: hungry hungry hungry people pull! The crowd is deliberating in the kitchen. Circle in a circle.
Xiangyu: Big mouth this way can not go on, we have any way to speak out, effective if the monthly money plus one or two.
Xiaoguo: really oh?
Xiangyu: If the approach does not work, deduct two, and penalize the pouring of a week toilet.
At this time, Wushuang, Lao Xing, Xiaoliu arrived.
Xiangyu (want to cry): Lao Xing, Xiaoliu, Wushuang ~ ~ ~ ~
Lao Xing (hold Xiangyu): Where is the scene? Where is the body? The evidence and material evidence of the temporary residence permit?
Wushuang (raised his hand): shopkeeper, I have a way, very effective oh!
Old Xing (gesture): I watch you oh!
Wushuang entered the room. Only to see the big mouth while playing with the pot to pour water.
Wushuang (immediately pressed the big mouth): let me! (After pouring water and handing it to Big Mouth, Big Mouth drank it and continued)
Wushuang: Big Mouth brother, look at your clothes are torn, quickly let me mend them for you. （
Wushuang: Big mouth brother, you play two days and two nights is not hungry, I go to give you a few hot buns oh! (Take the buns to Big Mouth, Big Mouth grabbed them and nibbled on them. Wushuang: I'm going to heat up some buns for you. Wushuang saw the big mouth ignored her, tears in her eyes)
Big mouth (looked up): you do not have anything to go, do not delay me to play the game.
Wushuang threw down the bowl and flung away.
Dazui: Jianghu does not believe in tears.
Old Xing Xiaoliu entered the room.
Xiaoliu: Who dares to bully Wushuang, Wushuang is the person of this constable!
Old Xing: look at you now this way, you can afford your father and your mother to the Young Pioneers regiment organization of the people **** the Communist Party or to the state-run pig farms?
Xiaoliu: surname well called well from where to where to go home a few people per capita a few acres of land in a few cows, said ~ ~ ~ said said said said said (big mouth did not reflect, Xiaoliu pulled out the knife) to take care of my seven uncle master and three nieces and nephews!
Xiaoliu (waving the knife around): ow~~~ master, my finger broke ......
Xiaoliu to the eye, fainted blood, old Xing dragged Xiaoliu out
Xiu Cai into the room. Sits next to Dazui.
Xiu Cai: Zi once said: rich and noble can not be obscene, poor and lowly can not be removed, the mighty can not be bent. tobeornottobe, itisaquestion. the most valuable thing is the life of a person, the life of a person is only once ......
Big Mouth: how far away the thought is, how far away you roll! (Kicked, Xiu Cai even rolled and ran out)
Xiao Guo into the room.
Xiao Guo: Hey hey hey, Mr. Big Mouth Li Xiulian, what are you doing do what do what? Look at the way you kicked Hou into that ah, bruised face, swollen mouth, crooked eyes slanting back pain leg cramps walking weak sweat, there is no point in human nature ah you still?
Dazui (nunchaku): What should what should, I open the two chakras!
Xiaoguo: Li Dazui - row mountain down -!
Xiao Guo: Lao Bai Lao Bai Lao Bai!
Old White enters the room.
Lao Bai: dry what dry what dry what, put down the knife!
They're not the only ones who have been in the game for a long time, but they're the only ones who have been in the game for a long time!
Dazui: That's a heavy mouth.
Old Bai: I have crossed more bridges than you have traveled!
Dazui: That's because I'm lazy!
Old White (singing): How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake, is that I give you freedom over the fire ......
Dazui: Old White, or you understand me!
Xiangyu (drop rags want to cry): hungry God, this store can not be opened!
Xiu Cai: ONETWOTHREEACTION!
Xiang Yu: hungry from the beginning should not be married to this place, hungry if you do not marry to this place to hungry husband will not die, hungry husband if you do not die hungry will not end up in this tragic situation ......
Scene 5: afternoon. House. Xiao Bei play back.
Xiao Bei: Uncle Big Mouth, you still owe me a bunch of sugar gourds!
Big Mouth: Xiao Bei first play by yourself, when later uncle have time to buy you, ah!
Xiao Bei: How long do you owe me? You don't know anything about computers, what are you pretending to be? Learn from someone to grow white hair!
Big Mouth: small child, did not see your big mouth uncle in this online game ah?
Xiao Bei: you play again is also a rookie, just now I see millet Jianghu tabloid, there is a little bit of red Pinggu and Tarzan stone dare to be in, that bonus you certainly do not get. Quickly buy me sugar gourds!
Xiao Bei: I want candy canes!
Dazui: Step aside! (Want to plug in the power supply, a raised hand to knock over the chair, the chair smashed into Bei)
Bei: sister-in-law ~~~~ Dazui bullied me ~~~~
Xiangyu rushed to the sound, Bei fell to the ground.
Xiao Bei: (wolf howling) sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ ~ (serious and fast) I asked Uncle Big Mouth for sugarplums, he ignored me, I unplugged the computer, he took a chair and hit me, my arm hurts ~~~~ (wolf howling) sister-in-law ~~~~~
Xiangyu: Li Dazui! For a broken game you dare to smash Bei!
Big mouth: the shopkeeper, I am not ......
Xiangyu: What is not! Excuses to justify sophistry to steal concepts! From today onwards, withholding three months of monthly money, May Day 11 vacation canceled, Xiao Bei medical expenses pocket money all out of your pocket!
Dazui: Bei ah, uncle is not on purpose ah, uncle just want to earn two thousand silver ah!
Old Bai: Dazui, you get up early in the morning and late at night to play online games, the body is tired of the dishes are not fried two thousand two hundred silver is not Road where to find it you figure what ah, you think that you so Huilan will be able to marry you ah?
Xiaomi (holding a tabloid): Jianghu tabloid, the news headline, due to the poor management of the Wulin Gaiden stock fell race canceled, the jianghu people have to change to play the Warcraft, 30 days after the national PK, the prize money of 20,000 taels!
Big mouth (wildly froze, dizzy, take the kitchen knife): the shopkeeper, I still do the dishes to go.