Birthday wishes for damaged friends, more funny.

1, I send you this warm and spring-like text message, so that your life spring, love spring flowers, career spring, good luck long spring, every day full of spring.

2, today is your birthday, in order to congratulate, all women's toilets and women's bathrooms are free to you, welcome! Pig, you quickly grow! Pig, you soon out of the pen! Pig, happy birthday!

3, there is a sentence has not dared to say to you, but your birthday and then do not say it will not have the opportunity: you really good nasty ...... pleasing to the eye, never get tired of looking at.

4, the day is your birthday, the sun is shining, such as flowers smile, I collect a bunch of bright smile, may you and happy a lifetime lingering; wind light clouds, years like smoke, I cut a strand of clear light, may you and happy a lifetime in love.

5, beast star: pig your birthday very hard to be happy, congratulations you have grown wrinkles for another year la ...... from the full face of folds and a step closer to la ......

6, to send you a shit since, feces amount of the heaviest gift, you will be big! Eat a catty, please contain, if you feel the amount of feces is not enough, but also please help yourself.

7. Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you millions of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

8, today is your birthday, your friend for you to order a power train when, please take your cell phone in the floor to knock hard ............ good, point song finished.

9, in your birthday is approaching, I wish the cause is just afternoon, the body is as strong as a tiger, money does not win, work is not hard, leisurely like a mouse, romantic like sheet music, happy you belong.

10, ready, sing: a mouse, a mouse, running slow, running slow, only one ear, and a big belly, really strange, really strange -) Happy Birthday!)

11, there are food and drink and caravans, happy happy; can run can fall asleep, solid health more; know cold know hot know warm, together beautiful happiness more; haha happy birthday my friend happy with you, your birthday I wish you more than three!

12, a lady into a pet store, to buy a puppy sweater. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so he could check the size. Miss: No, I want to surprise it on its birthday.

13, a breath of life on the runway ran N laps. Today, again to the starting point. Tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new lap. And I, as always, will stand at the side of the track for you to shout and cheer

14, the heart to, think, see, smell, hear, people to, hands to, feet to, say, do, get, time to, your gift did not arrive, the first to my blessing to, happy birthday!

15, I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but was taken away by the wind; in the beach wrote your name to wish you a happy birthday, but was taken away by the waves; in the street wrote your name to wish you a happy birthday, but I was taken away by the police. Please come to the police station quickly with a birthday red envelope to release me.

Expanded:

Birthday wishes refer to the following p>Birthday wishes refer to the words of blessing received on a birthday. It can be differentiated by interpersonal blood relationship, work relationship, emotional relationship, etc., focusing on the relationship and emotional connection between the blesser and the person being blessed with birthday wishes.

Spoken blessings: in birthday parties, banquets, candlelight meals and other occasions to celebrate the birthday, the participants of the birthday protagonist direct blessings. This type of blessing presents the characteristics of straightforwardness, brevity and conciseness. The core blessing: Happy Birthday to you.

Network blessings: network blessings in line with the characteristics of the current era, with a sense of fashion. Network in the universal crowd, the field of dissemination, instant speed and other aspects of the letter, telephone incomparable characteristics.

Through the birthday cake, inscribed magic beans, letters, etc., the good wishes for the birthday will be inscribed on the cake and seed beans above. This way of wishing will bring an unexpected surprise to the birthday atmosphere.

Reference:

Birthday Wishes - Baidu Wikipedia

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