2, group master's face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, group master's eyes are brighter than Zhu Geliang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is emptier than the Monkey King.
3, "love" means like to refuse to let go of the hand, so the group owner should be like the group owner of the person said loudly "love", try to see more shouting a few times will have the effect.
4. Money is a useful thing, but it will bring happiness to the group only when the group owner feels satisfied. So the group owner should have extra money to give me: don't move, rob!
5. I've heard that the owner of the group is very powerful! Raised wolves, let go of tigers, and also danced with orangutans! I've been to the south! I've been to the north! I've been on the train tracks and I've pressed my legs! I've drank water from the toilet! And donkey kissed!
6, I heard that the owner of the group got rich, but also all the external debt, then in elementary school when I borrowed half of the rubber should also pay me back it, plus so many years of interest group owner should return me a tire.
7, I heard the group spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a Western Zhou clay pots, excitedly ran to the expert appraisal, the results of the expert seriously on the group said: "Which is the Western Zhou? Obviously last week, it is!"
8, the mental hospital one day it rained, many patients bathing in the rain, only the group leader alone in the window sill side to see, the dean asked curiously: the group leader in what? The group leader replied: I wait for the water to heat up and then go!
9, the tortoise and the snake to go to the movies, there is only one ticket, the tortoise let the snake wrapped around the neck, into the park, the ticket inspector said: stand still. Turtle snake panic, the ticket inspector said sarcastically: look at the group master of the turtle like, but also tie it!
10, send an e-mail to the group owner, afraid of the group owner pretending not to see; call the group owner, do not know what to say; had to send a text message to tell the group owner: the group owner boy now cattle? How long has it been since I've been invited?
11, not to happy for the purpose of life is bullshit, not to get married for the end of the love sooner or later to be scattered, not to pay raises as a reward for the best job do not do, not to molest the idea of information who will still see!
12, Wukong in the flower and fruit mountain development of tourism, Wujing also in the quicksand river to raise the eight; master I write to write the journey to fetch the scriptures also published a book! Everyone is very attached to the group master, entrusted to the master to bring a greeting, okay eight ring.
13, the old boss, you press CTRL + C on the home computer, and then press CTRL + V on the company's computer is certainly not, even if the same article is not ...... no no, how expensive computers are not.
14, I so want to group master! Oops, accidentally sent by mistake, anyway, sent all sent, if the group owner accepts then store it; if the group owner does not accept, trouble to send these four words back to me, thank you!
15, do people must pay attention to: a bump Kong quill hairpin finely郓黼. Father is father, son, mother, widows, and children are counting on the name of Houttuynia. Three terbium chlorine granary drum to eat breakfast or not. Ah, did not read ah! The group owner of this life is to eat the loss of uneducated ah!
16, measure window measure bed and measure wall, jump on the bed measure window, leaning against the wall measure bed, the wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed is longer than the window, read the wrong way to go hit the wall.
17, Xiaohong: grow up, I am a doctor, for compatriots to relieve the pain! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I'll be a judge, to punish the evil and good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Xiaobao: the group leader? Xiaobao think about it and said: I want to be a compatriot!
18, husband and wife two fight remote control. Husband: the group is not even in the kitchen to cook, why do you want to watch cooking programs? Wife is not willing to show weakness, counterattacked: the group master never played soccer, why should we watch the soccer game?
19, friends say I am handsome, I do not recognize, finally they gave me a few thousand dollars, I reluctantly agreed! Honestly, I do not want to have this title, but in front of the money was forced to helpless ah!
20, one day, a piece of three-minute steak in the street walking, suddenly he saw a piece of five-minute steak in front, but did not pay attention to him. Why didn't they say hello? Answer: Because they were not cooked.
21, itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group leader! The eyes itchy? That means I want to see the group master! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. I want to kiss the owner of the group! Itchy body? That means ...... don't think about it, all long lice, quick bath to go!
22, female earthworms and centipedes dating was found by male earthworms, male earthworms pain: why? The male earthworm is upset, "Why not? The mother earthworm sneered back: good what ah, get along so long, not even hug me a bit!
23, the group owner, throw out, pick up, throw out, pick up, throw out pick up throw out pick up. Crouch group master disappeared! Everyone look for! The group master it! I'm not going to pick it up! Do not pick up! Anyway, it is not worth a few dollars!
24, know the group owner so far, the group owner in my heart, the group owner should be very clear, in addition to the group owner, others in my eyes is simply a pile of shit, but the group owner is not the same, because the group owner ...... is two piles.
25, a river of spring water, a mountain more than a mountain high, send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag quasi pull out the phone, pull out the phone to look down, look at the end of the forwarding is not difficult to do, the finger sprinting away as fast as electricity, turn back to me I also want!
26, a reach for the dark night, a burly man brutally killed and dismembered the group leader! The next day ** to catch him, but the damned guy's crime is: private slaughter of hogs.
27, the group always say I have no talent, a stick can not hit two words, can not sleep complaining that the moon is too shiny, very much so that the group is not satisfied, but I also have a love affair, come on, hurry up and put the ring on - 48K pure iron ......
> 28, the weekend is here, send the group leader a bun, friendship is the outer skin, inside the first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, the third layer is the heart wants to be successful! By the way, the fourth layer is the group owner to write the note, quickly pay back the money baby!
29, I heard that recently the group on TV, good oh! The group can really photographed ah, that lively look, that confident full of momentum, that playful and lovely words and deeds ...... I have long known that the group master play monkey quasi line!
30, an elementary school student's essay: every morning I and my parents go their separate ways, and at night they go the same way. When the results are not good, my father was in the same room, will beat me to the ground, my mother stood by and never saw the righteousness.
31, the girl has a new love, the boy and the girl argued: girl: the group know what ah, they are returnees, just returned from the United States. Boys: what's the big deal, I'm also a returnee, came back from Shanghai yesterday!
32, the first time I saw the group owner, I liked the group owner! The group owner also noticed me, the group owner smiled brightly, but also kept waving to me, I can not help but tightly a hug group owner! Ah, the cute fortune cat!
33, the cowherd weaving girl heavenly fairy match, Ying Ying Zhangsheng west box will; Liang Zhu turned butterfly let people drunk, Bao Dai empty cause lovesickness tears; Ruth Jack people heart broken, the spicy girl favorite is small shellfish; if you ask who and the group of masters on the right, phoenix and the group of masters of the most match!
34, the advantages of the group master can not be counted, will sing and also know how to dance, life is superior very rich, and high and handsome countless young girls by the group master of the charm of the charms, it is amazing, twenty years old, so far, the group master will also .... ... diaper.
35, looking at the cloudless sky, listening to the clattering water of the creek, beside the grass gently swaying with the wind, nature is how beautiful ah, but unfortunately the air was just put by the group leader of a fart to pollution!
36, ask the group leader to put nine horses into ten pens evenly, and make the number of horses in each pen the same, how to divide? Answer: Put the nine horses in a horse ring, and then set nine more horse rings outside this ring!
37, frying, called cook; raising horses, called horseman; planting, called farmer; selling meat, called butcher; practice martial arts, called martial arts; driving, called car driver; I am in charge of the accounts, the group called me what they look at it!
38, the appearance of Xi Shi, sinking fish and wild geese, the closed moon shy flowers; Yang Guifei smile back a hundred winks, the six palaces without color; although the group master is not as powerful as they are, but as long as the owner of the group of winks a throw, or can scare away the thief.
39, bounty order: catch a smile, catch a prize group owner a lifetime of happiness, catch ten awards group owner a lifetime of happiness, catch a hundred awards group owner forever smooth and safe, catch the more rewards the more, fast action, first smile first!
40, I am afraid of losing the group master, the group master held tightly in the arms, I want the group master to stay with me forever, the group master once I left I was heartbroken, I have such deep feelings for the group master, I think the group master will understand me, money!
41, obviously group leader looks uglier than me, around the boyfriend are quite handsome! I was so angry that I couldn't eat for a few days, thinking hard to have the answer, this point does not serve can't: not the group is more intelligent and capable, but the group is stupid than my lovely!
42, want to group master, is to see a very happy thing. The first thing I want to do is to see the group, is to see a very happy thing. Love group master, is what I always have to do. Put the group master in the heart is what I have been doing. Lying to the group owner, however, is something that just happened.
43, the group is mainly to live unhappy, I give the group owner care, the group is mainly to feel unhappy, I give the group owner care, the group is mainly to live a bad day, I give the group owner care, the group is mainly really in trouble, then I shut down ...
44, the subway, a station to come in a fat boy... ...He just squeezed into the subway on the "drip drip drip" closing warning, and then he jumped to the platform to go ...... looked at the subway door closed, his mouth complained: Halo, not the elevator!
45, Xiao Liu bought a parrot, in order to make the parrot to learn the tongue, he repeated to the parrot: feed ...... feed ...... feed ...... parrot a little impatient, it opened the drowsy eyes of the parrot. It opened its drowsy eyes and asked: What's wrong? The phone is always busy?
46, I wish the group to do a happy store two: nothing to see the duo, happy plum blossom two degrees open, listen to the beautiful duet, issued a salary to take double, do not have to do things at both ends of the idle, out of the dashing walk two steps, everyone said, the owner of the group very two!
47, the small nanny voice is very big, the master urged, tonight to come to the status of the people, speak a little louder. After the meal, the small nanny cleaned up and wanted to rest early, so close to the ear of the male host whispered: "Then I went to bed first."
48, two people than who know the rules of soccer, A said: soccer games I see a lot of it! Soccer knowledge there is no I do not know! B asked: really? A said: of course! B said: that the group said how many holes in the soccer net?
49, what happened? Just dialed the group's cell phone, ringing after the prompt said: the other party is running naked, please wait and dial again. I can't believe it! I'm sorry, the user you dialed has run out of the service area, please wait and dial again.
50, the twelve Chinese zodiac gala, the dragon when the director, the mouse magic, cattle tug-of-war, tigers drilling fire ring, rabbit race, snake swimming, horse show horsemanship, sheep walking tightrope, monkeys climbing poles, chickens singing, dogs standing guard, the last piglet to see the text message.
51, Mr. Xu made a big mistake, when he pulled out his pocket in front of his wife's moment, the bag of cigarettes, not winning the lottery tickets, the old lover's photo scattered all over the place. Panic, he will immediately cover up which thing? Mrs. eyes.
52, I do not want to lament the changes in the world, but also do not want to wait for the growth of the unknown. On the road we traveled, I learned to be strong and independent. Without my days, the group has to take care of themselves, it's cold, don't use your socks as handkerchiefs anymore.
53, white clouds drifted by, that is I want the traces of the group master; the sun shines, that is I want the feeling of the group master; rain falls, that is I want the evidence of the group master; thunder and lightning, that is I pray to the sky to the group master to be chopped ......ha ......ha ......
54, see so many people like the group master, I also secretly give myself encouragement, must try to pursue the group master, when I approached the group master of the moment, smelling the breath emitted from the body, I finally could not help but vomit ... stinky tofu!
55, a three-year-old boy pulled a three-year-old girl's hand and said: "I love the group master." The little girl said, "Can the group leader be responsible for my future?" Little Boy: "Of course you can! We're not even a year or two old anymore!"
56, learning language is to send text messages; learning math is to count the money; learning English is to pretend to be foreign; learning physics is to make atomic bombs; learning art is to not have to look at the picture of the second brother can also draw like the group master!
57, the little girl loves to cry, the grandmother coaxed her to say: good boy, do not cry! When a girl cries, her face will become ugly. The little girl really did not cry, looked at the grandmother for a long time, asked: Grandma, you have been crying since childhood until now in the end how many times!
58, yesterday's meteor shower, I quickly made a thousand and one wishes for the group leader against the meteor, the first thousand wishes are wishing the group leader's amnesia to recover as soon as possible, the first thousand and one wishes are hoping that the group leader remember to return my two dollars!
59, greetings of the text message warm and real, blessings of the text message gorgeous and straightforward, entertainment of the text message humor and cheerful, compulsion of the text message fun and easy to make people learn bad. Why is the compulsion SMS sent to the group owner? Because the group has learned not to be worse!
60, Dad bought a bowl of beef ramen on Sunday to bring home to Beibei to eat, Beibei Monday to show off to Lily ramen is delicious, Lily asked: the group know how to do out of beef ramen? Beibei thought for a moment and said: Maybe it's the cow that pulls it out?
61, the group leader to do things low-key, simple life, simple-minded, not rhetoric, is a rare honest man, good thing I listen to my mother's words do not fall in love early, otherwise I ... I fell in love with such a mute group leader, it is a matter of how ** ah!
62, this year's summer is very hot, cool relief me tips, as the saying goes, the heart is quiet nature cool, the group can be adjusted to the mood: buy a bunch of watermelon, take a chopper to stab it and cut it, while reciting the cool relief mantra: I kill the melon! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
63, if there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no **, the four seasons will be mediocre, if there is no me, the group leader will lose a person who cares most about the group leader! If there is no group leader, the bunny will ask: with whom should I race?
64, the group master held in the hand, silently burning incense, praying to get the most beautiful and fragrant flowers, such as accumulating enough 999 flowers, to the most beautiful group master ...... and then I flew away: small, I do not believe that I can not recruit bees to sting the group master!
65, early in the morning, the Tang Monk woke up from a dream, found Sun Wukong kneeling in front of his bed, then asked: "Wukong, what happened to the group master?" Sun Wukong said with tears on his face: "Master I beg you, the next time you talk in your sleep, do not read the tight band incantation okay?"
66, the teacher asked me what is called handsome, I looked in the mirror to understand, the teacher asked me what is called ugly, I can not understand, until I met the group, I just know that the ugly original can also be so specific. I'm just kidding don't be angry oh.
67, don't put the owner of the handsome face so close, careful me this dignity affects the owner of the group's appetite; meals are very good, I hope that the owner of the group do not eat so civilized; my biggest wish is the owner of the end of the year over the pound can have a good price.
68, the autumn wind whirling in the sky of September 9 hovering, the group leader shook his head in the cool of September 9 to look at the sky. The rain was falling densely. I just stood behind the group leader snickering. What are you looking at? Give me the group leader's blessing. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!
69, the family raised a cat cat, winter while the cat sleeps without waking up, secretly put the hot water bag on it under the body, ten seconds cat to rocket speed rushed to the bed, four feet spread out, was gray machine-like, has reached the effect of rapid cooling.
70, summer heat, want to cool, I teach the group a private trick: first of all, raise both hands over the top of the head, so that the two armpits dissipate heat, and then the two hands to support the ground contact with the ground, and finally out of the tongue, breathing rapidly, in order to dissipate the heat of the oral cavity. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
71, when I am tired, I can snuggle in the arms of the group; hurt, can lie on the shoulders of the group to cry. From the moment I was born, I fell y in love with the group master, and can no longer be separated from the group master, ah, my dear bed!
72, the endless stream of people wandering the streets, who can hear who's lonely. Looking for a person to sympathize with each other, looking for a heart heart to heart, in this universe group leader is unique, no one can replace, no group leader the world will become dark, street lamp!
73, the group is really cattle people, knowledgeable, can say that the group is learning to cross things nothing, there is a good heart, no matter who has difficulties group will have to answer, I want to talk to the group said: my toilet clogged, come to help me repair!
74, the morning of the group's laughter, echoing in my ears; noon group's lively and active, in my mind; night group's vague face, into my dreams ...... so I woke up screaming! Come dressed up nice next time!
75, the group owner's text messages such as roses like hidden killers, the group owner's words such as algebra general unfathomable; this is the group owner's smile in the menace, this is the group owner to kill before the signs. Thus, the group master has a elegant name - Rose generation of evil omen.
76, group master quietly lying on the bed, exudes a tantalizing fragrance, soft skin, tantalizing feeling, make my heart beat faster. I was excited to go to the group master, lying on the group master, said fondly to the group master, I like the group master ... my bed sheets!
77, this message to let the group master know: one, we have the deepest feelings! Second, let the group owner know that I have not forgotten the group owner! Third, I care most about the group owner! Fourth, eat more and sleep more, raise the fat, and strive to get out of the pen before the year, sell a good price!
78, the owner of the group a while ago to borrow money from me, I was very quick to lend to the owner of the group, the owner of the group also said that in a few days on the return of money to me, but now after a few months of the owner of the group how to not pay back the money, the owner of the group and then do not pay back the money, I ... I sent the wrong object, I'm sorry!
79, a day do not see want me it, not my message difficult it, know the group will be so, I immediately sent this text message to the group owner, do not be too grateful to me, please I have to summarize it, do not indicate anything else ah, or I and the group owner anxious ha!
80, send the group master a rose, wish the group master love sweet; send the group master a carnation, wish the group master body always healthy; send the group master a lily, wish the group master wish to accomplish; send the group master all the flowers of happiness, may the fragrance of the flowers can attract ... bees sting the group master!
81, spring I want to group think of flowers are blooming, summer I want to think of group think of sunshine are warm, fall I want to think of group think of fruits are ripe, winter I want to think of group think of snowflakes are drifting, after the text message sent, I want to: buddy, the money should be paid back it!
82, received my text message, the group will be saved from the abyss of the wife's strict, the wife wants the group to wear flowers and greenery, the group can wear shirts, men, simple is good, to group kneeling rubbing boards group can not kneel, my place I do the Lord.
83, there is a fear of the wife of the magistrate, his wife was chased and beaten, woefully hiding under the bed. His wife knocked up the edge of the bed and said loudly: "Come out, come out!" The magistrate shrunk inside and said, "Manly man, big man, said not to come out, not to come out!"
84, I admire the group's persistence, know that I do not like the group, the group still does not give up the pursuit of me, last night, the group sang to me also stole a kiss to me, in the face of the group's such a thick love, I can only say: I swear that I hate the group owner for 10,000 years! The first thing you need to do is to get rid of the mosquitoes!
85, we have not seen for a long time, take advantage of my free time today to ask the group to eat a meal, I will be in the group near the home of the bank waiting for the group, the group quickly over, if the group into the bank can not see me, the group will be loud and say "robbery", understand?
86, want to send the group clothes, the group body type is not good; want to send the group liquor, the group daughter-in-law nagging; want to send the group sweets, the group blood sugar elevated; want to send the group RMB, I am not generous; can only send the group a text message, but unfortunately, the group is not culturally high enough to understand!
87, if the owner wants to, I will look at the owner until the owner surrenders; if the owner wants to, I will speak to the owner until the owner turns into a sheep; if the owner dares, I will come from a long way to support the owner, the owner dares to admit that he is a donkey?
88, when I was a child, the group leader is very beautiful, wearing pants drooling, small partners have been the group leader of the black wind legs, grew up after the group leader is very beautiful, black circles under the eyes dozing, coworkers have listened to the group leader of the holler Lei, send a text message to send compliments, do not doze off at work time, and work hard to appreciate the beauty of the group leader!