2, you are my little ah little apple, like you must be right.
3, like new and old is not a disease, has been forgiven that person is sick.
4. If there is love in the sky, the sky is old, and if there is love in the people, they will die early!
5, follow your footsteps, walk all the way to the end of the world.
6, there is a kind of prison called school, there is a kind of prisoners called students, there is a kind of prison director called teacher.
7, the sky is pale and wild, you eat grass and I eat sugar.
8, tomorrow and tomorrow, tomorrow, how much, since so many, may as well drag.
9, pumping, is a kind of life art; looking for pumping, is a kind of life attitude.
10, if the results can be as fast as the price of housing then the world how lovely.
11, met you before my world a dark, met you after my world completely black.
12, I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I'm not lazy, just do not love to move; that's all.
13, boring people is to do boring things, which can afford to be boring.
14, and classmates about it, the big year 30 night while watching the Spring Festival Gala, while burning winter vacation homework to warm up.
15, shoot dead mosquitoes, bleeding old man!
16, now the dream determines your future, or sleep a little longer!
17, don't break up with me when I say inappropriate, I'm fucking Martian ah and earthlings are not suitable.
18, serious resistance to the Phoenix Satellite Television in the playback of commercials plug TV series!
19, just because in the crowd looked at you a little more, you called me on the blackboard to answer the question.
20, thanks to your do not care, know my self-indulgence.
21, you look at you! Look at the back of the emergency brake thousands of horses; turn your head to scare off millions of soldiers.
22, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but can not see the tears I fell on the keyboard!
23, God sent me a task, let me ride a pig to go for a walk.
24, drink Gadobao not fire, see Gadobao ads on fire!
25, a person is like a program, if you always let me dead, I had to uninstall you.
26, the highest state of brotherhood, is that others think we are gay.
27, a lot of female stars are not red because there is no open legs.
28, the old lady especially want to slap you? In the wall, buckle can not buckle out.
29, I will always like you, as long as you have been handsome.
30, if you wear flat shoes because waiting for the day I take you away, then now.
31, behind every successful man, there is a woman who has had enough to do nothing.
32, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately the sky is jealous of genius!
33, when the thunder, standing under the big tree, said to God, I also want to cross!
34, dear, never misunderstand. Our love, not become cold, but solidified.
35, the test is not I test is not good, but I will answer it does not test.
36, if there is the end of the world, no matter where you are, I will come to you.
37, I must have been homeless in my last life, this life will be house into this.
38, if one day you are old, old even teeth are gone, I will still kiss your toothless dental bed.
39, because you, I know how to grow, but you, is still my injury.
40, if your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the sea at the same time, then you are willing to be with me?
41, eh I go, the days go by so fast, today after yo officially run two.
42, after my old how to do, those square dance looks so difficult.
43, you grow too dark, I'm sorry to call you an idiot.
44, hit all the world's soy sauce, let others eat vinegar to go.
45, no health insurance and life insurance do not see justice after dark.
46, usually scold you even if, have to wait for me to beat you, only to realize that I am civil and military.
47, mother-in-law your express is too slow, you mailed my wife to where?
48, don't expect to lose weight, the eight ring walked a hundred thousand eight hundred thousand miles did not see thin down. Moreover, he is a vegetarian!
49, I like to think of something impossible to achieve before going to bed.
50, whenever the charge sounded, I hurried to hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!
51, the beginning of man, nature is good, you pay, I eat.
52, I called my object, her object to pick up.
53, the class teacher to see my class in doing homework suddenly came to a sentence you this forced to pretend that I give ten.
54, eyes astringent, because of the turbidity of tears love astringent, because of the persistence of deception.
55, as long as the mood is good, the mind is good, tomorrow will be sunny.
56, as they say, not afraid of donkey-like leadership, afraid of pig-like subordinates.
57, the world's most painful love triangle: I love food, fat love me.
58, after the toilet you are the first wipe ** or first flush, however, 99% of people will first lock the screen.
59, my temper is quite good, and will not be angry at all for the matter of my bad temper.
60, your IQ is in arrears, please recharge after talking to me.
61, almost the beginning of the school, school, you get my people but can not get my heart.
62, do not love to pretend do not love to hide do not love to flatter do not like me please I do not stop do not ask do not bother.
63, to think of a person to you never forget, the best way is to borrow money from him, and then do not return.
64, brother is a civilized person, all dirty words have been using saliva disinfection.
65, boys should be grinning, not beak cute.
66, find a you love as much as find a love you, be loved is happy.
67, I hope the money in the wallet love each other, and then give birth to many, many children.
68, love this thing, once the feeling came, the principle has long been rolling.
69, the next life I want to do onions, who bullied me, I let who tears.
70, after recognizing you, a kind of intellectual superiority, arise.
71. When you have money, say, money is earned. No money when said, money is out of the province.
72, the Secretary for a friend to pretend to be dead, women to please themselves with a facelift.
73, bought a computer not on the broadband, it is like wine and meat are ready but before eating as a monk.
74, tug what tug, and then tug, you kicked to the South Pole and penguin waltz.
75, you do not like me, this is a disease. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
76, thanks! Thank you for having you, all the way with me, through the long years!
77, at least I am a glasses, how can I molest a good woman?
78, every time after the fight feel that they did not play well.
79, the test is not a love affair, please do not eyebrow. Exams are not LOL, please do not teamwork.
80, life is like Supergirl, carry to the end of the pure men.
81, I'm fat, in order to appear you thin; lest I am thin, appear you ugly.
82, bought a razor online, the beard did not scrape the end of the hand shaking numb.
83, sometimes like suffering from depression, will suddenly be in a bad mood.
84, there are people who do masks, much better than the real thing.
85, I have talked about the longest love, is narcissism. Love yourself, there is no love rival.
86, the money is a little more, but only enough to buy half a living room.
87, I also want to be an elegant lady, it is life has forced the old lady into a shrew.
88, the road to see the unyielding a roar, roar continued to go forward.
89, a thousand health care, ten thousand health care, mind balance is the key.
90, often by their own stupid cry and can not beat themselves.
91, everyone is a prisoner, the phone number is the number.
92, the most beautiful words in the world is not I love you, but your tumor is benign!
93, the teacher finished the lesson, said: there are still which do not understand? I stretched my back and said: teacher this section of what class ah.
94, the river and mountains are so delicate, attracting countless ** actually guilty of riot.
95, as long as you live better than me, I can not stand.
96, ** what, he is at best only a person.
97, winter, only one glove. Because, the other hand can let me hold.
98, today someone said I was handsome, I was angry and rushed up to a slap, TM this is not nonsense.
99, the real dinosaurs, turned off the lights are luminous.
100, you have to know that the second word of the heart is a polyphonic word to read the fourth sound also read the first sound.