It's New Year's Eve again, and the great aunts are coming together again, and they won't leave us alone if they don't come up with some awkward questions on this day of reunion! Maybe it's like this:
How many points did you get?
How much do you get paid?
Have you been promoted yet?
Have you bought a house yet?
Did you buy a car?
Do you have a boyfriend?
When will you get married?
When will you have a baby?
When will you have a second child?
When you meet these questions you can not immediately turn around and go! The first thing you need to do is to get your head out of your ass, and then you'll be able to get your head out of your ass, and then you'll be able to get your head out of your ass.
In fact, the root cause of so many headaches is still: your problem! With a smile on his face to answer the awkward questions, inside 10,000 grass immediately flew through ,,,,
Well, well don't explain, although they don't think of a question, may give you 10,000 + bludgeon injury, how to answer those awkward questions on New Year's Eve, beauty Jun have big tricks! Turn the wind and frost storm into a spring breeze .
The first move: the bucket of stars
Murong Gongzi this move with the pure fire, we also learn to learn today!
Applicable out of courtesy to ask the relatives, afraid of the cold, afraid of no words, when they began to ask questions, you can immediately find out ten or twenty care about his problem, focus on the transfer to them you are halfway to success, everyone is concerned about him, who will pay attention to you?
In short, your questions should be more than him, more enthusiastic than him, more than him on the heart! Who doesn't know that life is all about acting and you have a lot of questions to care about her! Take the way of the person, but also the person's body well. Take all the questions she has to care about you to relationship her to greet her!
Ask her son: how is her son's job, how is the object, where is the girlfriend, when to do, when to have children?........
Ask her husband: ask the health condition, ask him now still smoking, drinking, or go home in the middle of the night? Ask if he's doing well at work. He is a good man, but he is not a good man. When will he retire?........
Ask her: ask her about her health, where she usually plays mahjong? Where to eat? Where to square dance, how is Mrs. Li's health? Where to play in the New Year?
Hmmm after the initiative to get your hands on, you have to learn how to play defense! Clever and witty answer, dissolve the embarrassment in the invisible, and see the second move!
The second move: the great method of transforming the work
First of all, let's take a chestnut: "If a relative throws out these questions - the first line: 'How many points did you get in the exam and what kind of work can you earn?' The next line: 'talk about love did not buy a house right ready to get married?' Crossword: 'can not be small'.
The first style of the Great Method of Transformation, using cleverness to control force - the first line: 'this huh huh huh', the second line: 'that hahahahaha', the crossword: 'Auntie eat vegetables!' , let Auntie big move no merit, suffocated to internal injuries it!
Of course, Auntie Kung Fu is not bad, the next second move came up, oh, we are not vegetarians, the second type of invisible: "almost the same as before, income sloppy", "will be well-behaved to the end, all 'hmmm! ', 'good', 'thanks for asking'." "okay, fast, okay, get by, just a few tricks, omnipotent"
If you meet the cheeky Gong practice to the top, then we'll be out of the third style: must kill. The application of the strategy is: "which pot is not open to mention which pot", such as the other side of the rhetorical question: daughter talk about friends? Married? Where is your son studying? Have you prepared a wedding room for your child? Is your blood pressure, lipids and glucose normal? The first thing you need to do is to make sure that you have a good understanding of what is going on in your life.
Of course, this is not the ultimate must kill, as long as you have deep enough power, a direct sentence: "What do you care" will be all the questions into thin air, the consequences are, embarrassment escalation!
If the first two strokes do not work, then
The third stroke: the supreme mystery, used to deal with all the embarrassing problems.
How's the score?
-Beauty and intelligence cannot coexist.
-Heroes don't ask questions, relatives don't look at scores.
- It's hard to be a man, ask for grades before 18, ask for a date after 18! When you have an object, ask your child! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on your own, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on your own. The first thing you need to do is to get a good meal and play cards on New Year's Day.
-College grades are too complicated to understand.
Do you have a date?
-I don't want to settle.
-My grandfather lived to be 100, why? Because he never cared about other people's business.
- Let me think about it for a few more years before I answer you.
When will you get a license to get married?
- Soon, soon, I'm waiting for him to marry me.
-The time has not yet come, the sky is the limit.
When are you going to have kids?
-Meat is ripe, good wine is not to be missed, you dry me at will
-Managing love is just like running your company
-There is a plan to say it as it is; there is no plan to say it like this: "There is no hurry, let's talk about it later, thank you for your concern." "I'm still a kid!" "Still learning how to give birth?"" I'm still a baby, so don't give me a hard time."
Prepared to have a second child?
-Waiting to save up enough money for milk powder.
-The second child is not something you can have just because you want it.
-Whenever you have it, you can have it.
Even though there are millions of awkward questions on New Year's Eve, still don't forget to go home and reunite on this special day. Many of the questions from friends and family actually stem from concern, so let's just answer them skillfully.