Northeast witticisms (Northeast four witticisms (turn))

"The four great full, the most interesting, quench your thirst and relieve your boredom; and funny, and flavorful, listen to a affordable strength." The Northeastern people are rough and brash and have a sense of humor in their bones. Not only a bit of "culture" people "nothing to walk", farmers in the daily production life or the whole three or six sentences, make people laugh. Folk culture, elegance and vulgarity **** appreciation! Farmers "four" class playful high, the 1980s before the production team period in the countryside is more popular. Like the duo, although some of the dirt out of the slag, but there is a certain entertainment, but also to educate and entertain, dirt or not, also known as the people to pass the leisure time spontaneously a traditional form of entertainment, meat or not, also known as vegetarian, in order to let you a music, so that you are happy. These have always been regarded as the Northeast dialect, "the next person" and other sayings, in fact, has been familiar with the language, and quietly in the Northeast folk circulation, the amplitude of the circulation of the wide range of people surprised.

This kind of playful high "copyright" belongs to all the farmers, farmers with this self-entertainment, the general paragraph is not to tell others it ......

The four joys: A long drought meets sweet rain, meet the old friend in another country, the night of the wedding, the gold list when the four sorrows: the loss of a mother at an early age, the loss of a father, the loss of a wife in middle age, the loss of a son in old age

The four joys: the flag of the wind, the fish in the water, the seventeen-eighteen girl, the little donkey four sorrows: no children, by the wife of the anger, can not be assigned to the room, the lack of RMB four fear: meet the evil god, sleep in the grave of the lonely, the night cats clattering, hanged the person

The four incense: The four major scents: toilet stones, gutter water, shit ass, eat garlic mouth four major sweet: sugar, kisses, days, honey four major sour: not ripe dates, hawthorn dew, women fighting for wind, Shanxi vinegar

four major spicy: head up wife, low head of the Han, the monkey pepper, one-headed garlic four major bitterness: pig's gall bladder, Huanglian noodles, the mother of the children, bachelor four major ugliness: quite black skin wearing a halter, quite black, the skin of a woman, the skin of a man, the skin of a woman, the skin of a woman, the skin of a man, the skin of a woman, the skin of a man, the skin of a man. Four ugly: quite black skin wearing a halter, quite thick neck wearing a necklace, quite thick lips smeared with two hundred and two, wearing slippers with insoles

Four green: grass, watermelon rinds, Wang Baigaizi, the post office

Four Orchids: the sea in early spring, the sky in the fall, the blossoming of the eustoma, cloisonné

Four yellow: the big gold teeth, deep-fried cake, Lama's hat, horse manure bag

Four old: supply and marketing agencies, rags, kicked women, old johns

Four old: toad's skin, old sow's face, brine more tofu, blind horse's eyes four tender: small eggplant buns, cucumber buttons, the big girl's meat skin, the child's bird four cheap: rice husk chaff, the old bamboo shoots, the body of the lady, the treatment of the product four waves: the people wave laughed, the cat wave called, Donkey wave croaking mouth, dog wave run thin legs four iron: together with the window, together with the gun, together with the dirty, together with prostitutes four dry: wind beach, compressed biscuits, poor man's oil pot, out of the kiln of bricks four wet: the newly cut tree, the new paved road, dripping haram chin, child diapers four earth: cell phone with a cover, pager with handcuffs, men wear undershirts, women wear bras four dilute: millet gruel, mung bean paste, Bracts of the paste, the soup of the four hair: college diploma, posted advertisements, technical titles, caps four shakes: drink more wine, can not hold the wall, eat confused drugs, the newlywed bed

Four slow: the car into the station, the boat docked, the king of the mountain, dawdling Han

Four jumps: the fish out of the water, jumping, live prairie rabbits, stepping on the electric door

Four busy: wolves pig, dog bites the goat, the child off the well, looking for woolen houses four tired: fish out of water, jumping, living燎兔子，踩电门

Four busy: wolves, dog bites the sheep, the child off the well, looking for the woolen house. Wells, looking for woolen houses four tired: and the big mud, dumping big billet, feed the children, playing slippery whiskers four short: the plopping room, the Japanese bed, Haba dog son, Wudalang

four small: diamond diamonds, embroidery needles, nymphs cheeks, flea heart four long: high-voltage lines, the old river-loop, the Great Wall, the train tracks four wide: laying on the ground, cover the sky, the sea bathing, pillows the mountain four narrow: walk the wall, around the woolen road, paving the horse tail, cover whip post four flat: fish out of the water, jumping God, live prawn rabbit, step on the electric door Horsetail, Covered Whip Whistle The Four Flat: Big Pancake, Rabbit Skin, Car Pressure Clam Touch, Flounder The Four Cloves: Purple-skinned Garlic, Old Pumpkin Eggs, Jeans Butt, Orange Cloves The Four Shallow: Dish to Serve Rice, Plate to Wash Face, Bowl to Zap Mango, Gouge Ears and Spoon to Scoop Salt The Four Losses: Cursing Mute People, Kicking Widow's Door, Kicking Crippled Legs, Digging Ancestors' Burial Grounds The Four Folds: Toilet Paper, Tofu Skin, Eye Corners of Old Ladies, Walnut Ripple The Four Pleasure: Simmons, Trough Cakes, Pregnant women's stomachs, big bread four fat: bald head, lard, sheep tail, large intestine head four hard: doorway wind, wild boar bristle, drunkard's tongue, the old Shandong four beat: ass-kissing, blind applause, picking a watermelon, the auction house four dirty: fading pig's water, counting the mouth of the mouth, the toilet maggots, cursing the mouth

four thick: the earth's skin, psoriasis, the pig's lips, raising the Han's face. The four single: out of the flock of geese, upside down bowl, separated couples, an eye (upside down bowl, that is, a bowl of rice placed in front of the head of the dead before the funeral) four dabbing: smoking with fire without cigarettes, invited to a party and forgot to bring money, the car hit the "lost wallet", the mouth of the meal children to forget the time to string doors

four cool: disappointment of the heart, the bed of the lazy man, The four cool: disappointed heart, lazy man's tea, divorced bed

four hot: blacksmith furnace, sleeping on the bed, oil frying, talk about objects

four fun: playing mahjong self-touch, fishing bite hooks, the police to catch thieves, dancing to touch the back of the intervention

four hanging: the mountain fire blowing in the wind, the sheep called the wolves chasing the big girl sleeping in the bed of a bachelor, the eunuchs picking up the ash four noisy: the wife cried, the children, shoveling porridge gaga, raft saw blade

four wilting: the wife crying, children, shoveling porridge gaga, raft saw blade

Four wilts: frost-beaten grass, birds in the cage, a ball of gas, the old man's x

Four soft: the girl's waist, bean curd buns, ripe and soft persimmons, pig urine bubbles

Four drums: the car tires, inflatable mattresses, the big girl breast, beer belly

Four puddles: the chest of the pot, the monkey's face, the deflated ball of blue, the navel

Four pains: wasp stings, snake bites, the first birth of the first child, the first birth of a child, the first birth of a child.

Four crooked: side-rimmed bladder, crippled man, the neck of a roast chicken, play the violin

Four round: cartwheel, chopping board, rolling pin, butthole

Four bad: green and red gangs, the secret service, the birth of pulling a strong man, the harsh tax

Four tide: the cement of the health of the wells, wells heel, the cloudy days of the firewood, the lack of heart four rushes : oil wells through, the train up the mountain, the Northeast people talk, toad head smoke

Four exemptions: lack of stubble bowl, the wall fell without a base, the cut ticket, the rabbit's mouth

Four Rabbits: heel chafing, the newly chiseled mill, the dog's tongue, the old cow wrong

Four smell: barbecue grill, noodle gourd ripe, the August osmanthus flowers, the new daughter-in-law house

Four difficult to smell: the smell of yellow rats, fox stench, yellow stick chicken

Four smells: yellow rat stench, fox stench, yellow sticky chicken, yellow sticky chicken, yellow rat stench, yellow rat stench, yellow stick chicken, yellow stick chicken The four hard to rely on: cat see the fishy, fire see the wind, lonely man see the widow, drunkard see the cup four regrets: there is no fire, there is no smoke fire, thirty more than no daughter-in-law, said a daughter-in-law does not allow to dip

four fire: pull black shit, yellow urine, rotten eyes, mouth blisters

four tortures: breakdancing, taking the wrong medication, smoking horns, can not sleep

four clean: the barbecue oven, the face of the melon ripe, August laurel flower, the new house

four hard to smell: yellow mouse stench, the stink of the fox breath, yellow sticking chicken poop, dumb farts.

Four clean: big girl embroidery, white sweatshirt, washed cabbage, light mouth

Four dirty: open lips, even sores legs, kill the pot, shaving water. Four delicate: carpenter's axe, mason's knife, errand baggage, big girl's waist

Four shameless: drinking mouth, dancing legs, playing money paw, big smoker

Four Sola: eating instant noodles, bulging snot bubbles, mouth with popsicles, Hokkaido

Four nuisances: honey prying, wife soaked, stolen money stolen, Viagra failure Four churning: pounding soy sauce tanks, watch the game of chess, Women fighting for the wind, and mud

Four good: playing fine bowls, tearing silk, the new daughter-in-law to talk, playing silk

Four hard to hear: withdrawing the big saw, grinding pots, filial son crying father, cats make nests four lack of virtue: picking the widow's door, digging the grave of the absolute family, eat the month milk, beat the disabled

Four shoddy: stealing, do not support the father, molesting women, engaged in broken shoes

Four hard to change: Smoking mouth, thieves legs, raising Han wife, playing money ghost

Four difficult: wearing small shoes, foot blisters, sleeping on wet mattresses, squatting trumpet

Four difficult to give up: dawn sleep, halfway to the wife, mutton buns, stewed chicken

Four faults: eating pick a few mouths, tea sip toothflower, chatting spit, rubbing hemp picking feet four comfortable: wearing big shoes, farting, sitting in the oxcart, the father-in-law's home

Four problems: eating pick a few mouths, tea sip toothflower, chatting spit, rubbing hemp picking feet four comfort: wearing big shoes, farting, riding in the oxcart, on the old man

Four cheap: picking up the cigarette, slipping tea root, picking up the door to see the daughter-in-law, the big girl pulling the child's chicken four misfortune: litigation in the case of a dim official, prison in the case of a cool official, the examination of a bad teacher, the disease in the case of a quack

Four noble: snow plum, blowing cock to step on the moon, the red sleeve to add incense, confidant night wine

Four slippery: loach fish, rolling pin, bulb smeared with oil, the bald old light

Four slippery: loach fish, rolling pin, bulb smeared with oil, bald old bright

The four most important thing is that the most important thing is that you have the ability to get the best from the best.