My grandmother dyed her hair yesterday.
She said that her white hair would stand out too much in an Internet cafe.
Nanny, help me with this.
Grandma, scissors are outdated.
But I quickly whitened her skin, so it looks like a foreign senior model.
Grandma happily set the photo as a WeChat avatar, and said to me:
Remember to enter the ambush don't eat cold oh pro, mamma mamma mamma mamma.
No matter how many times I can't get used to my grandmother's cute selling, I woodenly returned to, okay grandma, mwah da. This is probably the most fashionable old lady in our city.
2
Fish scoffed at my superficial knowledge, you know my grandma has been playing King of Glory lately?
I five body: but fish grandmother she has presbyopia, how to do not pit teammates ah.
Fish sadly said, she can pit granddaughter ah, I have dropped back to silver.
Grandma daily square dance partners also built a WeChat group, collective ostracism can not keep up with the times of the other old lady, make like painting the 38th parallel of elementary school girls spicy cute.
Nowadays, the old ladies are simply going to the sky.
The next-door grandfather's daily life is also # to heaven # series, WeChat vote circle to send a small video of practicing Tai Chi, mobilizing children and grandchildren to praise is really enough.
Grandparents seem to have changed their style without us realizing it, leaving us alone in the same place.
At least my grandma had a pretty cute concept of the "net"
.
3
She thought that the Internet was really farmer-friendly.
Anthem is definitely an agricultural science website.
Donkey Mom does livestock trading.
Does Potato.com sell tens of thousands of pounds a year?
Nuomi.com must do especially good business at the Dragon Boat Festival.
Which villages are in Catch.com?
The sauce that Douban sells must be all-natural.
People on the internet are particularly silly and sweet, she thought.
It's summer and you're still brushing your scarf, it's so hot, you can't wear it even after it's dried out;
Light Touhou can't make any money, they're trying to figure out if the sheep are right or not. The company's website has been updated with the latest information about the company's website and its website.
What's the point of having an electric donkey, and how can you pull a mill if the electricity is broken?
She felt that the network out of what is not odd.
Sogou is specializing in finding lost pets, right;
Douyu inside the fish who survived the fish to raise ah?
Idle fish is selling salted fish;
Taobao inside the identification of fake antiques also smash?
B station is definitely homosexual small yellow net.
My grandmother, as if "swish" from the net so far away from the appearance, into and we have the same breath *** fate of the netizens.
Fish and I know that this is not a common occurrence.
Grandma can't type, so when did she start playing WeChat to the tune of 6666?
Grandma is not a hedonist, how did she kindle her interest in gaming?
No one realized that grandma could also access the Internet, and no one taught grandma to take her own faltering steps to become what she is today.
4
Why is that Grandma?
When did you first become interested in the Internet?
Is it when the table was ready and
everyone had their heads down crackling and pressing screens?
Is it when your grandchildren are grouped together in the living room and screaming,
and you're staring blankly?
Is it when you finally realize that the Internet can bring more to your kids
than the busy you?
Is it when the internet makes life easier,
but leaves you so lonely.
Is it?
Grandma just sat there, smiling kindly as always.