2. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick the bicycle, kick one down a row.
3. My mom said that if anyone interrupts me while I'm playing a game, I'll give him a bottle of gynecology.
4 I went to assassinate Sogou, Sogou cried and asked me why, I smiled wryly and said: to the netherworld, you ask Baidu will know.
5 stupid steal beggar's wallet, was blind to see, dumb yell, the deaf startled, crippled fly up a foot, the crazy man said: Oops, we have to be sensible
6 I think I should go on a diet, the last time I donated blood, actually flowed out of a hundred milliliters of lard.
7Tourist: Master, may I ask if that straw house over there is a toilet? Monk: Apart from that straw house, the rest of the place is a toilet.
8One of the guys in our dormitory drank too much to go pee and then brought out a cold saying: if you drink too much pee, you drink too much wine in particular．
9 University, a classmate and I argued the issue, a moment in the wind, in the heat of the moment, a slap on the table to get up and yell: you're crazy, I'm not not stupid! I spit in your face shit
10 a KTV song, a MM shouted: give me a point a week cutter "Double Jay".
11I was not honest when I was a child, an old farmer in order to educate me, said to me: 60 years of suffering ah, no food, picking out the boogers never thrown
12Some people like "spicy vermicelli casserole" this dish. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked, disappointed. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's pointing and saw a very decent gentleman sitting at the neighboring table. The gentleman had already eaten almost all of his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasting his food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole" and asked politely, "Sir, do you want more?" The gentleman shook his head in a dignified manner. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and gobbled it up. The wind rolled up, a moment half of the stomach, suddenly he realized that in the bottom of the casserole lying a very small, very small, but the fur has grown full of mice. With a wave of nausea, the man spat all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there to turn his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic eye and said, "It's disgusting is not it just now I am the same ......"
13 a woman walking at night, suddenly saw a man with open arms to her to do embrace the shape of, went forward I'm sorry, but I don't know what I'm talking about. The man fell to the ground and cried, said: are the third block, I have invited who has pissed off who, to bring a piece of glass home is so difficult?
14 Biology class, the teacher asked: how can we correctly distinguish between the hands and feet of the octopus? The student answered: put a fart for it to smell, will cover the nose is the hand, the other is the foot. The whole class collapsed
15 Xiaoguang, a diligent student, used his winter vacation to earn tuition fees by working part-time. During the day, he helps a butcher cut meat, while at night he interns at a hospital. One night, an old woman has an emergency and has to be operated on, and Xiao Guang pushes her into the operating room. The old woman is in a state of panic and cries out, "Oh my God! You're the pig killer, where are you pushing me?
16 Legend has it that you can be ruthless, lying horizontally in the theater to take up four seats, others call you up, but you only grunted a couple of immovable places, the security guards came and said: friends are ruthless enough, which aisle? You said through gritted teeth: upstairs aisle fell down!
17. Two sailors in the sea encountered wind and waves, the ship overturned, they strayed to a deserted island.
The desert island was inhabited by a tribe of cannibals, so they were quickly captured and escorted to the tribal leader.
The tribal leader said loudly: you have only two choices. One, to die! Two, play jiji a hundred times!
A heard this and hurriedly said: I will play jiji a hundred times!
So A was taken to the bushes, and a heart-rending sound soon came out.
B heard the sound and thought how painful it must be, so he gritted his teeth and replied, I'm going to die!
The tribal leader waved his hand: pull down and play jiji to death!
B: 。。。。。。
18. Two sailors in the sea encountered wind and waves, strayed into the deserted island, was unfortunately captured by the island cannibal tribe.
Tribal patriarch: you complete two things, I will not kill you!
A and B: The patriarch please speak.
Tribal chief: first thing, find a hundred identical fruits on the island!
A and B heard this and rushed forward to look for them.
Soon, A came back and he found a hundred strawberries.
The tribal patriarch glanced at him and said, Second thing, stuff all the fruit you find into the piyan!
A was shocked, but did as he was told.
But just as he got to the ninety-ninth strawberry, he suddenly couldn't help but laugh, so all the strawberries he had just stuffed in squirted out!
At last, the tribal patriarch killed him.
A's soul went to heaven and met the archangel.
The archangel was puzzled and asked, "Why are you laughing when you were one short of succeeding?
A laughed and said: just then, I saw, B, that stupid x, he came back holding a hundred durians 。。。。。。
19. A man likes to sleep naked. One day, he was sleeping naked* on the grass when a little girl picking mushrooms came.
Little girl: one, two, three, four, five, five, five, five, five ......
Soon, the little girl went home, and the man was very happy
One day, the man slept naked again, when there came a little bear picking mushrooms.
The bear: one, two, three, four, five, five, five, five, six, seven, eight, nine ......