●. Air rag ------------ feign madness. (pretend wind).
●. Song Jiang's military advisor ---------- useless. (Wu Yu).
●. Old woman on the chicken coop -------- fool. (Ben Egg).
●. The seller of straw hats throws a flat straw ------ stay on the line. (stay on the rope).
●. Brother is not at home ---------- less come. (Sister-in-law come).
●. Nephew playing lantern ---------- as usual. (as usual).
●. The rain hit the head of the yellow plum ---------- bad luck. （The first time I've seen this, I've seen it in my life, and I've seen it in my life.)
●. Half two cotton ------------ free talk. (free to play).
●. The bald man with an umbrella ------------ lawlessness. (No hair, no sky).
●. Shorty transitions ------------ peace of mind. (Drowning heart).
●. Horse store to buy a pig ------------ no that thing. (No that city).
●. Weather in the waxing moon ------------ moving hands and feet. (Freezing hands and feet).
●. Father kowtowing to son ------ Outrageous. (Outrageous).
●. Public **** toilet still stone ------ cause public anger. (cause public feces).
●. Wearing a leather jacket ------------ to pretend to be a feint. (Pretending to be a sheep).
●. Confucius moving ---------- net is losing. (net is book).
●. Pregnant women walk the one-tree bridge -------- desperate. (Quite a risk).
●. Grandmother dies son -------- no help. (no uncle).
●. Husband beat fan ------------ desolate. (Wife cool).
●. Xiu Cai's towel ---------- package to lose. (Wrap book).
●. Turtle climbing the threshold ---------- but look at this one flip. (But look at this flip).
●. The tip of the needle is still picking towels -------- not enough for the flag. (Not enough for the flag).
●. Blunt knife breaking bamboo ------------ think not open. (ringing not open).
●. Tie chicken feathers on the wire pole ------ good big guts. (Good big duster).
●. Knocking melon seeds knocked out bedbugs ------ What people have. (What kind of benevolence is there).
3. Ancient Poetry: Lotus (pity) child's heart is bitter
Pear (away) child's belly is sour
Yang Liu Zhi Wen Tingyun
The bottom of the well lights a deep candle Yi, ****lang long walks Mo Weiqi. （
Lingerie dice and red beans, into the bones of love know not know.
The Bamboo Branch Liu Yuxi
The willow is at the level of the river, and I hear Lang singing on the river.
The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. （
The two apes broke the wood in the mountains, the little monkey also dared to saw (sentence)
A horse stuck in the sludge, how can the old animal make a question (hoof) -- Xie Jin
Because of the lotus and the lotus root, (because of the what and the even)
There are apricots do not need to plums, (fortunate and do not need a matchmaker)
The dog gnawed the bones of a river (monk) -- Su Shishi
Water flows from Dongpo's poem (corpse) -- Buddha Yin
Spring is always in the sunny doorway -- Su Shishi
The family that accumulates good deeds celebrates (exhaustion) with plenty of surplus (fish) -- Buddha Yin
Shigu tries to carry the harvest on the field (monk)
The beautiful woman holds embroidery and cuts it in front of the hall
Confucius was born in the boat before the Zhou Dynasty
Guangdao (martial arts) was started from Hanzhong. (Light Dance: lightning; Hanzhong: sky)
Lanterns and lanterns, paper (Hovenia) shells were only windproof
Drums and drums, Chenpi can not be knocked down half of the time (Xia)
●. Lamps and grass to beat the drum ------------ do not want to. (not ringing).
●. Lamps and grass crutches ------------ can not do the Lord. (can not do crutches).
●. Salt store to talk about the day ---------- idle nothing to do. (salty nothing to do).
●. Zhang Tianshi crossing the sea without a boat ---- own law. (Own law ferry).
●. Blow the trumpet through the window ---------- reputation outside. (Sounding outside).
●. The Dragon King moves ---------- awesome. (Off the sea).
●. Lao Jiu's brother ---------- honest. (Lao X).
●. Empty coffin out of burial ---------- No one in sight. (No one in the wood).
●. Wang Baizhong Xieyuan ---------- rules. (Turtle lift).
●. Wear gloves in June -------- conservative. (Conservative hand).
●. Raw peanuts -------------- must be noisy. (must be fried).
●. The tanner does not bring an awl -------- real line. (Needle line).
●. The He family girl married the Zheng family ---- is just right. (Zheng He's).
●. Monk's house ---------- temple. (Miao).
●. Washing yellow lotus by the river ---------- Ho Bitter. (River Bitter).
●. The blind man wears glasses ---------- fake smart. (False pretense of brightness).
●. Dreaming to become a butterfly ---------- Thinking into flying. (Thinking into the fly fly).
●. Monkey learns to walk ---------- fake sympathy. (Fake ape).
●. Hardcover Maotai ------------ for a long time. (good wine).
●. Spider pulling web ------------ selfish. (Self-silk).
●. The blind man carries the blind man ---------- busy on busy. (Blind on blind).
●. Hurray for a nosebleed -------- is red. (I am red).
●. Break the casserole ------------ ask in the end. (tattoo to the end).
●. Walking in the watermelon field -------- (The left and right are round).
●. Taking off the old shoes and replacing them with new ones ------ (change shoes to return to the right).
●. Sacks of burlap and straw -------- generation is not as good as a generation. (A bag is not as good as a bag).
●. The beans at the bottom of the bowl ---------- are visible. (The grains are in the eye of the beholder).
●. Sell cloth without a ruler ---------- with bad intentions. (The measure is not measured).
●. The poor carpenter opened ---------- only one sentence. (only a saw).
●. Fire in the brick kiln ---------- rumor. (kiln smoke).
●. The lamp has no oil ------------ in vain. (Wasted wick).
●. Zhong Kui married sister ------------ ghost mixing. (Ghost marriage).
●. Dung boat across the river ------------ pretending to be dead. (pretending to be shit).
●. Sticky Wo Wo mixed with yellow lotus -------- year by year bitter. (A sticky and sticky bitter).
●. In the drugstore, open the drawer -------- and look for the game. (looking for pills).
●. A toad jumps into a well -------- not understanding. (poof thud).
●. Singing opera rider ---------- doesn't work. (on foot).
●. Stir-frying salted vegetables without soy sauce ------ There is a word for it. (There is salt in the first place).
●. Eat dumplings without filling -------- naughty. (Pick the skin).
●. It's hard to get from Henan to Hunan --------. (South on South).
●. Hit the lantern and move the stone -------- accordingly. (Copying).
●. The water washes away the land temple ------ to keep the god. (flow God).
●. Throwing the whip in the plow -------- blowing oxen. (urge the cow).
●. The child's backbone ---------- villain's back. (The back of the villain).
●. Airmen tumbling -------- upside down. (Upside down test flight).
●. Rats fell into the water tank ------ fashionable. (wet hair).
●. The old monk lives in a cave -------- all right. (no temple).
●. The freighter went out to sea ---------- amateurs. (Outbound).
●. Fire burns the flagpole ------------ long sigh. (long charcoal).
●. Weasel drills chicken coop -------- speculation. (steal chicken).
●. Sauce bowl in the bubble stone -------- a word hard to say. (A salt is hard to come by).
●. There is a reason why firecrackers are set off in the well ----------. (There is a round sound).
●. The old hen holding an empty nest -------- is not simple. (no eggs in sight).
●. The ass eats ginseng ---------- waiting to be replenished. (back-up).
●. Pi emperor's mom -------- skin too thick. (Skin too queen).
●. Thousand years of stone Buddha statue -------- Honest man. (Old Stone Man).
●. Holding a sheep into the photo studio ------ out of the ordinary. (out of the sheep phase).
●. The wall is planted with vegetables ------------ without a margin. (No garden).
●. Talking with a fan -------- crazy talk. (Windy talk).
●. Ten taels of silver ------------ must. (one ingot).
●. Sleeping on the toilet -------- is not far from death. (not far from shit).
●. The Tang monk's book ------------ is a serious book. (A book of truth).
●. Small bowl of food ---------- rely on the sky. (rely on Tim).
●. The meat pot is thrown into the river ---------- drowsy. (Meat and drink).
●. The chicken feathers in the belly of the king ------ return to the heart like an arrow. (Turtle heart like an arrow).
●. There is a hole behind the temple ---------- wonderful penetration. (Temple through the).
●. The longevity star Qi Xianhe ---------- has no road. (No deer left).
●. Eighteen money put two down ------ long heard. (Nine Wen nine Wen).
●. The girl in the dye house doesn't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyeing).
●. Pigtails on the back of the buttocks ------ illegal and disorderly. (Tail hair tied in a messy way).
●. Furnace turned over ------------ pouring coal. (Pouring coal).
●. The rice pot smokes ------------ confused. (Rice is mushy).
2. Harmonized jokes: a governor with a heavy accent went to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't want soy sauce melon, pickles are too expensive! Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, we're in session! After the governor's speech, the host says: Pickles please, sausage and pickles! TRANSLATION: Now the mayor will speak! The township chief says: Rabbits, today's meal dogs eat, everyone is a big wangbang! Translation: Comrades, today's meal is enough to eat, everyone is a big bowl bar! Don't soy sauce, I'll pick up a shit for you to lick． Translation: do not speak, I tell a story for you to hear
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