1. child. Some other day your computer has a virus. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
2. One day you are not there I will be low.
3. Everyone is a section of the arc, can just make a circle of two people is a pair.
4. I really understand that you do not like the old, but I have not been able to accompany you in your lonely time.
5. I don't remember this person's sorrow, usually have sorrow on the spot I reported.
6. After the loss of the lights do not have to panic, you can still see the stars in the sky
7. Some songs listen to the prelude to fall in love with, some people look at the first look on the favorite, some homework to open the first page do not want to do.
8. love a person, can only silently look at him, and do not dare to approach him, can be seen from afar and can not be blasphemous play
9. Crowded cold to the adulterer's shame, loose soil Gan for the bottom of the skirt cattle.
10. I can't do Teletubbies and SpongeBob SquarePants.
11. The school bully sunshine results, goddess sunshine selfie, tycoon sunshine rich, model sunshine body, I go home on vacation sunshine!
12. Every time I say I no longer care about you, you must not believe, I'm like the kind of people with principles!
13. The temporary appointment with a girl to eat is not polite, so that people do not have time to wash their hair is a big deal.
14. Whenever I meet you, my heart always jumps, and for some reason you always nod your head and smile at me.
15. I go softly, just as I come softly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.
16. When I was a kid, the things I hated most were eating and sleeping, now I think of the year is really cheap.
17. So far, among the curses I've seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: Cursing the weaver to come to her period on Tanabata!
18. Violence doesn't solve problems, but it relieves anger.
19. Mom said you can't make friends who are not three, so all my friends are two.
20. The school bully sunshine results, goddess sunshine selfie, tycoon sunshine rich, model sunshine body, I just want to sunshine, but also Nima every day rain!
21. If you wake up at night, don't forget to help your roommate with a quilt.
22. If you're not doing anything, you should go out more often, just in case you're in the pocket of a handsome man.
23. If we didn't add friends at the beginning, I wouldn't know so many yellow paragraphs now.
24. We never copy homework, we are just the mover of the answers.
25. Do you want to be rich overnight? We're just the answer carriers. Do you want to drive a Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you want to take money to light a cigarette? Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and wash your hands!
26. You took all my luck, and I've never been able to get the right choice.
27. About teasing girls, ugly people need to set, handsome people only need to set.
28. When I chased her, I felt that I had finally tricked her into my hands, but I always felt that I had gotten into the boat after I got along with her.
29. To their boyfriends better, after all, he is the world's best vision of people.
30. Boys and girls quarrel, angry girl shouted: you give me to roll! Boy also angry back: well, roll on the roll. The girl looked at the back of the departure could not help but cry, the boy turned back and shouted: cry what? I will roll back at night.
31. There are always so many unexpected things in life, for example, you think I'm giving an example.
32. You don't have to be ruthless to do harm to people, you have to have a low IQ.
33. I've heard the most anticlimactic sentence ever that his great-uncle and second-uncle are women!
34. natural three major disasters: earthquakes shook, typhoons blew, the film crew passed by!
35. SMS to, let the happy and you embrace, difficult to see you obediently give way, worry secretly away, happiness to you always smile. The first day of the month, the first day of the month, the first day of the month, the first day of the month.
37. Last night, I dreamed of Meng, so I said to her: Meng to give me a bowl of vinegar, recently gastrointestinal problems
38. I want to start an uprising, blowing up that broken school.
39. [I realized that I have a superpower called successfully avoiding all the right answers]
40. I know you're going to be retarded and out of control, but I really want to see it.
1, in this loser rampant world, you still play what gentleman
2, you this broken shoes, wear on the feet of anyone who feel so discord
3, Sister has no time and you chat here, do not do unto others as you would not have them do unto you
4, there is no cow dung, the flowers will not bloom so bright
5, I love China, I love China.
5, I love Chinese women, because Chinese women are the most beautiful
6, your sister is proud of the capital, you are proud of the flirt
7, never want to go with the flow, the dust fluttering is also more gorgeous than the fireworks
8, nearsightedness is really good, like to touch close to see, don't like to be far away from can't see
9, I'm no longer a little kid, your face is also It's really ever-changing
10, in this complex society, easy to make love is difficult to love each other
11, when you are brilliant, who cares about your dark once
12, capable people will not flaunt their achievements, do it is true
13, you said you love me, how to listen to this sentence how ridiculous
14, There is nothing to do, do not look for me, something more do not have to look for me
15, please get out of my world, I decided to love myself
16, hit not go, scolded not scattered, this fucking is love
17, looking at your face, I have a kind of want to vomit feeling
18, in my world, you're the supporting role
19, don't re I front pretend hypocrisy, I hate lying people
20, if God promised to give me one more second of time, then I will love you
21, we just have a strong heart, then everything is not a problem
22, days if you have a love of heaven and earth is also old, moving my girlfriends die early
23, time to take away our lives, so slowly to the Death
24, all people will make two, but please pay attention to the number of times to make two
25, God if I give me a genius brain, I will be in the development of a piece of heaven and earth
26, since you have been cheeky, how it is still on you
27, I love you, follow the law of the infinite non-circularity forever
28, put my I'll leave if you give me the love you've given me back unchanged
29, I'm smart you see? Hey, you're really a fool
30, no tickets to take what to keep your beloved horse
31, take out a little courage, and this muddy world fight to the end
32, I never believe that after the breakup we can still be friends
33, let you know what kind of person I am, but also really embarrassed
34, I put all the things about you, and I'm not sure if you're a good person, I'm not a good person, I'm not a good person.
39, the woman is strong, without him you can live very well
40, after the breakup, I realized that you do not deserve my love
41, always want to win will lose, not afraid of the loser will win
42, put up your hypocrisy with masks, get out of my world
43, your attitude now, determine your ten years later is the Character or waste
44, the story of the thousand and one tells us: do not eat too much, will become a pig Oh
45, so miss you, the oath but gave me countless slaps
46, you have the capital of pride, there is enough to work hard to go on the courage
47, Sister did not have the gold bright, but Sister you can not afford to be radiant
48, life on the road to see the world, the world is not the best place to go to.
48, life on the road I see through all, including this red dust road
49, don't give labor pretend, you don't have to pretend to be the capital
50, I'm Ultraman, you're a small monster, so you only get beat up
Inside the hilarious sayings1, Narcissism is the next life as a man, married to a wife who wants to think of me like this!
2, you are my little ah little apple, like you must be right.
3, like new and old is not a disease, has been forgiven that person is sick.
4. If there is love in the sky, the sky is old, and if there is love in the people, they will die early!
5, follow your footsteps, walk all the way to the end of the world.
6, there is a kind of prison called school, there is a kind of prisoners called students, there is a kind of prison director called teacher.
7, the sky is pale and wild, you eat grass and I eat sugar.
8, tomorrow and tomorrow, tomorrow, how much, since so many, may as well drag.
9, pumping, is a kind of life art; looking for pumping, is a kind of life attitude.
10, if the results can be as fast as the price of housing then the world how lovely.
11, met you before my world a dark, met you after my world completely black.
12, I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I'm not lazy, just do not love to move; that's all.
13, boring people is to do boring things, which can afford to be boring.
14, and classmates about it, the big year 30 night while watching the Spring Festival Gala, while burning winter vacation homework to warm up.
15, shoot dead mosquitoes, bleeding old man!
16, now the dream determines your future, or sleep a little longer!
17, don't break up with me when I say inappropriate, I'm fucking Martian ah and earthlings are not suitable.
18, serious resistance to the Phoenix Satellite Television in the playback of commercials to interrupt the TV series!
19, just because you look at you in the crowd, you called me on the blackboard to answer the question.
20, thanks to your do not care, know my self-indulgence.
21, you look at you! Look at the back of the emergency brake thousands of horses; turn your head to scare off millions of soldiers.
22, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but can not see the tears I fell on the keyboard!
23, God sent me a task, let me ride a pig to go for a walk.
24, drink Gadobao not fire, see Gadobao ads on fire!
25, a person is like a program, if you always let me dead, I had to uninstall you.
26, the highest state of brotherhood is that others think we are gay.
27, a lot of female stars are not red because there is no open legs.
28, I want to slap you slopes wall, buckle can not come out.
29, I will always like you, as long as you have been handsome.
30, if you wear flat shoes because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, then now.
31, behind every successful man, there is a woman who has had enough to do nothing.
32, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately the sky is jealous of genius!
33, when thunder, standing under the big tree, said to God, I also want to cross!
34, dear, never misunderstand. Our love, not become cold, but solidified.
35, the test is not I test is not good, but I will answer it does not test.
36, if there is the end of the world, no matter where you are, I will come to you.
37, I must have been homeless in my last life, this life will be house into this.
38, if one day you are old, old even teeth are gone, I will still kiss your toothless dental bed.
39, because you, I know how to grow, but you, is still my injury.
40, if your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the sea at the same time, then you are willing to be with me?
41, eh I go, days go by so fast, today after yo officially run two.
42, after I got old how to do, those square dance looks so difficult.
43, you grow too dark, I'm sorry to call you an idiot.
44, hit all the world's soy sauce, let others eat vinegar to go.
45, no health insurance and life insurance do not see justice after dark.
46, usually scold you even if, have to wait for me to beat you, only to realize that I am civil and military.
47, mother-in-law your express is too slow, you mailed my wife to where?
48, don't expect to lose weight, the eight ring walked a hundred thousand eight hundred thousand miles did not see thin down. Moreover, he is a vegetarian!
49, I like to think of something impossible to achieve before going to bed.
50, whenever the charge sounded, I hurried to hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!
51, people of the beginning, nature is good, you pay, I eat.
52, I called my object, her object to pick up.
53, the class teacher to see my class in doing homework suddenly came to a sentence you this forced to pretend I give ten.
54, eyes astringent, because of the turbidity of tears love astringent, because of the persistence of deception.
55, as long as the mood is good, the mind is good, tomorrow will be sunny.
56, as they say, not afraid of donkey-like leadership, afraid of pig-like subordinates.
57, the world's most painful love triangle: I love food, fat love me.
58, after the toilet you are the first to wipe your ass or first flush, however, 99% of people will first lock the screen.
59, my temper is quite good, and I will not be angry at all for my bad temper.
60, your IQ is already in arrears, please recharge after talking to me.
61, almost the beginning of the school, school, you get my people but can not get my heart.
62, do not love to pretend do not love to hide do not love to flatter do not like me please I do not stop do not ask do not bother.
63, to think of a person to you never forget, the best way is to borrow money from him, and then do not return.
64, brother is a civilized person, all dirty words have been using saliva disinfection.
65, boys should be grinning, not beak cute.
66, to find a you love as much as to find a love you, be loved is happy.
67, I hope the money in the wallet love each other, and then give birth to many, many children.
68, love this thing, once the feeling came, the principle has long been rolling.
69, the next life I want to do onions, who bullied me, I let who tears.
70, after recognizing you, a kind of intellectual superiority, came to life.
71, when there is money, say, money is earned. No money when said, money is out of the province.
72, Shi for a friend who pretends to be dead, the woman who pleases himself facelift.
73, bought a computer not on the broadband, it is like wine and meat are ready but before eating as a monk.
74, tug what tug, and then tug, you kicked to the South Pole and penguin waltz.
75, you do not like me, this is a disease. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
76, thanks! Thank you for having you, all the way with me, through the long years!
77, at least I am a glasses, how can I molest a good woman?
78, every time after the fight feel that they did not play well.
79, the examination is not a love affair, please do not eyebrow. Exams are not LOL, please do not teamwork.
80, life is like Supergirl, carry to the end of the pure men.
81, I'm fat, in order to appear you thin; lest I am thin, appear you ugly.
82, bought a razor online, the beard did not finish shaving hand shake numb.
83, sometimes like suffering from depression, will suddenly be in a bad mood.
84, there are people who do masks, much better than the real thing.
85, I have talked about the longest love, is narcissism. Love yourself and have no love interest.
86, the money is a little more, but only enough to buy half a living room.
87, I also want to be an elegant lady, it is life has forced the old lady into a shrew.
88, the road to see the unyielding a roar, roar continued to go forward.
89, a thousand health care, ten thousand health care, balance of mind is the key.
90, often by their own stupid cry and can not beat themselves.
91, everyone is a prisoner, the phone number is the number.
92, the world's most beautiful words are not I love you, but your tumor is benign!
93, the teacher finished the lesson, said: and where do not understand? I stretched out a lazy body: teacher this section of what class ah.
94, the river and mountain is so delicate, attracting countless small three actually guilty of slavery.
95, as long as you live better than me, I can not stand.
96, the little three what, he is at best only a person.
97, winter, only one glove. Because, the other hand can let me hold.
98, today someone said I was handsome, I was angry rushed up to a slap, TM this is not nonsense.
99, the real dinosaurs, turned off the lights are luminous.
100, you have to know the heart of the second word is a polyphonic word read the fourth sound also read the first sound.
Super connotation funny saying
Obviously can rely on the face to eat and I rely on the strength to eat to prove that I am better than you
With you I want to be together with not more than your heart
Walking in the street always say that I'm pretty, I'm really sorry
We said goodbye to see each other, and in the end, but still no one can not be separated from each other
Sooner or later, we will be able to see each other, and we will not be able to leave each other, so I will not be able to leave you. p>
Sooner or later, there will be a blind man who will look at you and say nothing to you
I just want to be a quiet man, please don't bother me
I can pull you a hand is a friend, can pull you a few is your girlfriend
I love you never need any reason, a look can be done
Good-looking people have youth, and bad-looking only have pimples.
In the face of love, we are like newborn babies, step by step, slowly learn
Men, like the cafeteria food, although difficult to eat, but go late and no
Since no longer love, and why enter my world
There is a kind of happiness called I have entered your blacklist
There is a kind of love called do not contact each other, let the love of the world
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. p>
If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize the path I've taken
Thank you for teaching me along the way, I've always taken you as a stepping stone
Every time I've had a fight with someone, I always felt that I didn't play well and wanted to do it again
A lifetime is such a short period of time, so why make it difficult for yourself
The biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss your own face
The biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss your own face, but it's the one that you can't kiss your own face. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die a few more times on a few nearby trees
Feelings are a kind of feeling, feel right to be brave to be together
Smile is my most extravagant expression, I only have to flood it in this life
I still remember that we were very happy all those years, but we just lacked the courage to be together
Luckily, love isn't everything, and thankfully everything
I believe we will always love each other, because we do not know each other's weaknesses
Although I can not do the descendants of the rich, but I must do the ancestors of the rich
Wait until the loss of the original you have been y imprinted in my heart
So-called indestructible love, in fact, just like a paper tiger, a bucket on the broken
A lifetime of this kind of love is not enough for a person to be able to understand what is going on.
A life so short, and will be so long, should be tasted with the heart
What is called redundancy: summer coats, winter fans, can be replaced
Some things are not do not know, but just because I know what can be done
Remember, this season, you do not leave only mosquitoes
We said good not to leave, but
Sometimes fat is a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy
I just want to be with you forever, just because this moment is happy
No matter how strong I become, you're still my deadliest fatal
The road of life is long, why don't we be more truthful
The height of such things, we all have more than one meter, what is there to ask for? What is there to ask
Some things get boring when you listen to them, just like some people get tired of them